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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?

It’s like a second epidemic!!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh I get my fair share of guys wanting to 'breed' me too

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’ve had a lot of these too, instantly into my block list. Makes me so angry, a fetish I’ll never understand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There’s so many of them suddenly tho.

I’m 51 ffs!

Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.

I’m 51 ffs!

Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!! "

I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Nearly spring innit beaut, instinct and all that jizz flinging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.

I’m 51 ffs!

Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!

I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter "

Fill me from the top then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.

I’m 51 ffs!

Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!

I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter

Fill me from the top then!

I never knew this was even a thing before this thread - but that answer just properly made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had a lot of these too, instantly into my block list. Makes me so angry, a fetish I’ll never understand "

Each unto their own, as they say!

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.

I’m 51 ffs!

Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!

I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter

Fill me from the top then!

Wait, "from" the top? "To" the top, surely?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh lord I do not miss this

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Some men are so clever....I've had one of these before as well and there ain't no way I'm giving birth through my genitals even if I could get pregnant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.

I’m 51 ffs!

Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!

I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter

Fill me from the top then!

Wait, "from" the top? "To" the top, surely?"

From the top to the top

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.

I’m 51 ffs!

Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!

I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter

Fill me from the top then!

Wait, "from" the top? "To" the top, surely?

From the top to the top

Or from the tip to the top...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I remember I had one (years ago) boasting about happy mothers all around the country.

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.

I’m 51 ffs!

Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!

I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter

Fill me from the top then!

Wait, "from" the top? "To" the top, surely?

From the top to the top

Well, what the lady wants the lady gets!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

. This did make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if i was on the pill the other day

I'm 54

Gotta love Fab men. Bright as buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well how about a woman messaging a couple saying they want the husband to make her pregnant to make the wife jealous???

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I was asked if i was on the pill the other day

I'm 54

Gotta love Fab men. Bright as buttons"

That question is so fucking creepy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. This did make me laugh.

I aim to please x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I was asked if i was on the pill the other day

I'm 54

Gotta love some Fab men. Bright as buttons"

Fixed it for you Sappster

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?

It’s like a second epidemic!!!

Now that people are begging to breed you, we can consider your transition to now be officially complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno but I have a lot of adult babies looking to be adopted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I get my fair share of guys wanting to 'breed' me too"

Urgh... That term "breed" just makes me feel like I need a shower

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Some guys really do like a challenge but being now a Jaffa I decided a long time ago that I had enough kids and they still cost me money now lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh I get my fair share of guys wanting to 'breed' me too

Urgh... That term "breed" just makes me feel like I need a shower

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple of these 'requests' in the past. They'd probably run screaming if anyone ever said yes.

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Please don't tar us all with the same brush.

We're not all that bad or sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever want kids life's tough enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?

It’s like a second epidemic!!!

Now that people are begging to breed you, we can consider your transition to now be officially complete

I guess so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few of these myself, very strange beings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo god tell me about it I shake my head and wonder if they no how biology works

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?

It’s like a second epidemic!!!

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like how the ffk do you even start a sentence off with something like that,,??

These fools need help or Jesus,

Or help and Jesus,

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Think its in bad taste even 4 a swingers site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't ever want kids life's tough enough "

Its the biggest responsibility and challenge that life has I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for asking any woman to reproduce with me

It's a no

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Too much time on their cocks with their hands. I'm sure some of them think it must also be many womens' dreams. We've waited all of our lives for some dolt to say these magic words

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I am terrified about getting someone pregnant. I am blessed with too much fertility. I get people pregnant if I look at them lustfully!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I feel left out now - i haven't had one of those in ages.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No chance of that happening though still always play safe!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I feel left out now - i haven't had one of those in ages.

Chunky.....would you allow me to breed you...please

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No chance of that happening though still always play safe! "

You'll be safe in my hands.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I feel left out now - i haven't had one of those in ages.

Chunky.....would you allow me to breed you...please

Sorry, I'm on the pill.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I feel left out now - i haven't had one of those in ages.

Chunky.....would you allow me to breed you...please

Sorry, I'm on the pill.

Bloody timewaster

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I feel left out now - i haven't had one of those in ages.

Chunky.....would you allow me to breed you...please

Sorry, I'm on the pill.

Bloody timewaster

But we can still practice.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I feel left out now - i haven't had one of those in ages.

Chunky.....would you allow me to breed you...please

Sorry, I'm on the pill.

Bloody timewaster

But we can still practice.

Awww go on then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I feel left out now - i haven't had one of those in ages.

Chunky.....would you allow me to breed you...please

Sorry, I'm on the pill.

Bloody timewaster

But we can still practice.

Awww go on then

Taxi to Leeds please.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?

It’s like a second epidemic!!!

Urgh! But if it happened to me i would be very tempted to say something along the lines of being very flattered, but that they really ought to know about how i used to work in a genetics lab and there was this accident with some spider DNA... I can't walk up walls or anything, that would be ridiculous, but the offer of a warm body to lay my eggs inside was much appreciated...

Wonder how far i could get through the description of the eggs hatching and the babies eating their way out...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?

It’s like a second epidemic!!!

Yep they ask me too...and probably every woman known to man on here. Just attention seeking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you

Lol no one wants to impregnate me either - can't say I'm that upset

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"... I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter "

Baby batter!

I actually just spat my tea out! That's hilarious! I'm going to call it that from now on.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?

It’s like a second epidemic!!!

Wonder how far i could get through the description of the eggs hatching and the babies eating their way out...

Ffs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you

That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you

That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate."

Oh Meli, I'll always want to impregnate you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you

That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate.

Oh Meli, I'll always want to impregnate you

Thank you for the validation, I was hoping you'd see this. I'll always want to be your baby mama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll impregnate whoever drives a fiat 500 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you

That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate.

Oh Meli, I'll always want to impregnate you

Thank you for the validation, I was hoping you'd see this. I'll always want to be your baby mama.

I'm so glad you see me that way. I'd offer to be your baby mama right back, only I've had my tubes tied

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

And then there’s the ones asking to marry you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you

That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate."

I was sterilised at at 23

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I've got spider-baby eggs if any men are interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?

It’s like a second epidemic!!!

Even I have been asked!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Is this just a way of saying that they want to cum inside you?

Or they really want a baby! Either way

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By *inky_Experimental_GuyMan
over a year ago

Reigate

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By *inky_Experimental_GuyMan
over a year ago

Reigate

"Is this just a way of saying that they want to cum inside you?

Or they really want a baby! Either way

more like they are too tight to buy condoms,

great thread though, cheered me up on a snowy afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you

That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate.

I was sterilised at at 23

I had a vasectomy at 28. Go figure

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you

That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate.

I was sterilised at at 23

I had a vasectomy at 28. Go figure

Looking back I was quite young... I have never regretted it for a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst this doesn't turn me on at all, if you think about it, it's probably the most natural and primal urge a male should have... Evolution and all that!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Whilst this doesn't turn me on at all, if you think about it, it's probably the most natural and primal urge a male should have... Evolution and all that!"

I get that but used a chat up line..it doesn’t turn me on either.

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