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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well since the ladies are having a party why don't we have a bbq.

What are you bringing with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes! I was waiting for someone to do this

a nice bottle of my favourite whisky, some of my world famous steaks, and a load of totally useless pub quiz knowledge!

if the ladies are having butlers, are we having waitresses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yes! I was waiting for someone to do this

a nice bottle of my favourite whisky, some of my world famous steaks, and a load of totally useless pub quiz knowledge!

if the ladies are having butlers, are we having waitresses?

Better. Playboy bunnies

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

T bone steak, beer and some Morgan’s spicy rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes! I was waiting for someone to do this

a nice bottle of my favourite whisky, some of my world famous steaks, and a load of totally useless pub quiz knowledge!

if the ladies are having butlers, are we having waitresses?

Better. Playboy bunnies "

on my way.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

That’s not what that hole is for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

Are we in adjacent venues? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

All the boys together will bring the entertainment fun and games

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By *aytay987Man
over a year ago

bedfordshire

A big old sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, better offer at t'other!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

Are we in adjacent venues? X"

No sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to bring my other Lady friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, better offer at t'other!

Traitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big old sausage?"

Damn, beat me to it.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"A big old sausage?

Damn, beat me to it.

We do have naked butlers at ours. Maybe you need some sexy waitresses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right lads where will I sit these beers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big old sausage?

Damn, beat me to it.

We do have naked butlers at ours. Maybe you need some sexy waitresses?"

wonko has promised playboy bunnies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, better offer at t'other!

Traitor

But they're soft and squidgy and wear naughty lingerie, and I'm weak!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Tomahawk steak and some bourbon please

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"Sorry, better offer at t'other!

Traitor

But they're soft and squidgy and wear naughty lingerie, and I'm weak!"

Or you're horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well since the ladies are having a party why don't we have a bbq.

What are you bringing with you?"

Wonko, please can I come

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Well since the ladies are having a party why don't we have a bbq.

What are you bringing with you?"

You'll need a big BBQ for all the sausage at this sausage fest

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

That’s not what that hole is for. "

Haha felt this was overlooked! Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be used as a table for your drinks

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I can be used as a table for your drinks

Cleavage shots!!!

Rack em up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be used as a table for your drinks

in the same outfit as the photo in your gallery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, better offer at t'other!

Traitor

But they're soft and squidgy and wear naughty lingerie, and I'm weak!

Or you're horny

Might be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well since the ladies are having a party why don't we have a bbq.

What are you bringing with you?

Wonko, please can I come "

You can come when ever you want you just can't join the party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can be used as a table for your drinks

We have tables sorted thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be used as a table for your drinks

We have tables sorted thanks

Shouldn’t we vote on that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I'll waitress, I'm missing my job so it'll make me feel like I'm back at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well since the ladies are having a party why don't we have a bbq.

What are you bringing with you?"

Can I bring the music?

Just watching new teenage superstars; Jesus and Mary Chain, Primal Scream and fancy a bit of that... loud with a few beers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well since the ladies are having a party why don't we have a bbq.

What are you bringing with you?

Can I bring the music?

Just watching new teenage superstars; Jesus and Mary Chain, Primal Scream and fancy a bit of that... loud with a few beers"

great shout with primal scream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well since the ladies are having a party why don't we have a bbq.

What are you bringing with you?

Can I bring the music?

Just watching new teenage superstars; Jesus and Mary Chain, Primal Scream and fancy a bit of that... loud with a few beers"

Turn it up

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Primal Scream great shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well since the ladies are having a party why don't we have a bbq.

What are you bringing with you?

Can I bring the music?

Just watching new teenage superstars; Jesus and Mary Chain, Primal Scream and fancy a bit of that... loud with a few beers

Turn it up

Wow that sounds like a great line up of music, can I sit and listen? I have Jura whiskey with me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Primal Scream great shout "

Watch Sky Arts now ... around Creation records, Alan McGee, Bobby Gillespie etc... forgot how good the Glasgow scene was

Feels right for tonight's party!!

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By *r Nice Guy 1Man
over a year ago

manchester

Who the hell brought the alcohol free Gordon’s Gin ??

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By *im4play4uMan
over a year ago

Berkhamsted

a lads night out with redhead putting my drinks on curve your enthusiasm , the human peachy butt in the air table? ... please tell me I'm on the guest list!!??

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Primal Scream great shout

Watch Sky Arts now ... around Creation records, Alan McGee, Bobby Gillespie etc... forgot how good the Glasgow scene was

Feels right for tonight's party!!"

That’s just gone on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

That’s not what that hole is for.

Haha felt this was overlooked! Made me laugh "

Imagine if it was a glory hole... into the girls party

Line up. .. Who is first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Primal Scream great shout

Watch Sky Arts now ... around Creation records, Alan McGee, Bobby Gillespie etc... forgot how good the Glasgow scene was

Feels right for tonight's party!!

That’s just gone on!

I've been lucky enough to have a beer with Alan McGee... he is a genuinely good guy, and probably one of the nicest men on the planet.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

Are we in adjacent venues? X"

Yea, the men are supplying the sausages

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

That’s not what that hole is for.

Haha felt this was overlooked! Made me laugh

Imagine if it was a glory hole... into the girls party

Line up. .. Who is first

Runs to the hole, trips, misses, gets a splinter.... typical

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Primal Scream great shout

Watch Sky Arts now ... around Creation records, Alan McGee, Bobby Gillespie etc... forgot how good the Glasgow scene was

Feels right for tonight's party!!

That’s just gone on!

I've been lucky enough to have a beer with Alan McGee... he is a genuinely good guy, and probably one of the nicest men on the planet."

Ah class when and where was that?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

Are we in adjacent venues? X

Yea, the men are supplying the sausages

Oi oi

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

That’s not what that hole is for.

Haha felt this was overlooked! Made me laugh

Imagine if it was a glory hole... into the girls party

Line up. .. Who is first

That’s going to be a long line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So ... music, whisky and sausage sorted

What next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Primal Scream great shout

Watch Sky Arts now ... around Creation records, Alan McGee, Bobby Gillespie etc... forgot how good the Glasgow scene was

Feels right for tonight's party!!

That’s just gone on!

I've been lucky enough to have a beer with Alan McGee... he is a genuinely good guy, and probably one of the nicest men on the planet.

Ah class when and where was that?"

I used to work in sound & lighting with bands (in a past life) and he came to see one of the support acts (think he was linked to them in some way).

proper unassuming, didn't make a big deal that he was there. you'd never have guessed he had the life he has!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be used as a table for your drinks

in the same outfit as the photo in your gallery?

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be used as a table for your drinks

in the same outfit as the photo in your gallery?

Yes!"

Yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

Are we in adjacent venues? X

Yea, the men are supplying the sausages

Ah well Wonko is out of action, I'l just get the sandpaper out for the hole, before anyone else succumbs to the same injury.. but I need to checkout my handy work first.. Purely for H&S reasons you understand gents

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Primal Scream great shout

Watch Sky Arts now ... around Creation records, Alan McGee, Bobby Gillespie etc... forgot how good the Glasgow scene was

Feels right for tonight's party!!

That’s just gone on!

I've been lucky enough to have a beer with Alan McGee... he is a genuinely good guy, and probably one of the nicest men on the planet.

Ah class when and where was that?

I used to work in sound & lighting with bands (in a past life) and he came to see one of the support acts (think he was linked to them in some way).

proper unassuming, didn't make a big deal that he was there. you'd never have guessed he had the life he has!!"

That’s awesome!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve donned a disguise and am at the ladies party. Sorry guys. They are far more interesting.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’ve donned a disguise and am at the ladies party. Sorry guys. They are far more interesting.

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible "

So you’re trying to keep a group of sexy and horny ladies away?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

So you’re trying to keep a group of sexy and horny ladies away? "

I think I speak for everyone and say there is no exclusion zone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

So you’re trying to keep a group of sexy and horny ladies away? "

Yes because there is football on the big screen and we don't want to have to keep explaining the off side rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

So you’re trying to keep a group of sexy and horny ladies away? "

Fake news !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

So you’re trying to keep a group of sexy and horny ladies away?

Yes because there is football on the big screen and we don't want to have to keep explaining the off side rule "

I think you’ll find a lot of us understand the off side rule, but if you choose to watch football instead, I’m sure all the women will find something to amuse ourselves with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

So you’re trying to keep a group of sexy and horny ladies away?

Yes because there is football on the big screen and we don't want to have to keep explaining the off side rule

I think you’ll find a lot of us understand the off side rule, but if you choose to watch football instead, I’m sure all the women will find something to amuse ourselves with

as a huge football fan, I feel like this is EXACTLY a scenario that sky+ was invented for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fair enough. Do as you all wish

*buggers off*

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

So you’re trying to keep a group of sexy and horny ladies away?

I think I speak for everyone and say there is no exclusion zone

Someone give this man a beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

So you’re trying to keep a group of sexy and horny ladies away?

I think I speak for everyone and say there is no exclusion zone

Someone give this man a beer. "

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

So you’re trying to keep a group of sexy and horny ladies away?

I think I speak for everyone and say there is no exclusion zone

Someone give this man a beer.

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party "

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

BTW that fifty pence on the side of the pool table is mine. Winner stays on and I’m up next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

Welcome back, bring anyone with you ?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Im sneaking in....

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

Welcome back, bring anyone with you ?"

I stole their tequila?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

And sparkle

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

Welcome back, bring anyone with you ?"

One of the ladies was getting a piggy back over to here. Hope she got there safely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And sparkle

Have two beers, result !

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"And sparkle

Have two beers, result !

Haha

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hello boys....

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something? "

Whiskey neat please

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something?

Whiskey neat please

Excellent choice... any preference on whiskey we have quite a selection

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something?

Whiskey neat please

Excellent choice... any preference on whiskey we have quite a selection "

I'll have a cardhu please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something?

Whiskey neat please

Would you like a Jura?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

Welcome back, bring anyone with you ?

I stole their tequila? "

Taking my tequila back

it makes me horny xx

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something?

Whiskey neat please

Excellent choice... any preference on whiskey we have quite a selection

I'll have a cardhu please

Ooft a belter... whiskey ain’t bad either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

Welcome back, bring anyone with you ?

I stole their tequila?

Taking my tequila back

it makes me horny xx"

Heh, finders keepers. And we’ve d*unk it all

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

Welcome back, bring anyone with you ?

I stole their tequila?

Taking my tequila back

it makes me horny xx"

Busted but I’ll walk you back, can’t have sexy d*unk ladies roming the streets

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game. "

Ohh I love strip scrabble

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something?

Whiskey neat please

Excellent choice... any preference on whiskey we have quite a selection

I'll have a cardhu please

Ooft a belter... whiskey ain’t bad either

The joys of being Scottish, I know my whiskeys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

Welcome back, bring anyone with you ?

I stole their tequila?

Taking my tequila back

it makes me horny xx

Heh, finders keepers. And we’ve d*unk it all

Thats ok. There was only a dribble left, some of us ladies sure know how to drink. I always say sharings caring

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something?

Whiskey neat please

Excellent choice... any preference on whiskey we have quite a selection

I'll have a cardhu please

Ooft a belter... whiskey ain’t bad either

The joys of being Scottish, I know my whiskeys x"

Sexy. Lovely lady. Likes whisky. What’s the catch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel as though the ladies have missed the sign...

gents only

Also this just proves how weak we are as men

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something?

Whiskey neat please

Excellent choice... any preference on whiskey we have quite a selection

I'll have a cardhu please

Ooft a belter... whiskey ain’t bad either

The joys of being Scottish, I know my whiskeys x

Sexy. Lovely lady. Likes whisky. What’s the catch? "

Im a redhead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

Welcome back, bring anyone with you ?

I stole their tequila?

Taking my tequila back

it makes me horny xx

Heh, finders keepers. And we’ve d*unk it all

Thats ok. There was only a dribble left, some of us ladies sure know how to drink. I always say sharings caring

Why not pull up a beer crate and have a whiskey or vodka ?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

It was a bit of a worry playing this until you showed up! Lol

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hello boys....

Hey sparkle!

We have bbq food, beer, whiskey and loud music if we can offer you something?

Whiskey neat please

Excellent choice... any preference on whiskey we have quite a selection

I'll have a cardhu please

Ooft a belter... whiskey ain’t bad either

The joys of being Scottish, I know my whiskeys x

Sexy. Lovely lady. Likes whisky. What’s the catch?

Im a redhead..."

That’s not a catch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

It was a bit of a worry playing this until you showed up! Lol "

Ladies thread has closed, they may all be here soon !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree but Last time I saw him he was at the Ladies Party

Just on a beer run like at Uni... got side tracked

Welcome back, bring anyone with you ?

I stole their tequila?

Taking my tequila back

it makes me horny xx

Heh, finders keepers. And we’ve d*unk it all

Thats ok. There was only a dribble left, some of us ladies sure know how to drink. I always say sharings caring

Why not pull up a beer crate and have a whiskey or vodka ? "

Double vodka please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

It was a bit of a worry playing this until you showed up! Lol

Ladies thread has closed, they may all be here soon !"

*quickly has a tic tac and quick spray of aftershave*

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

It was a bit of a worry playing this until you showed up! Lol "

I'll have you all naked in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

Or strip poker? Which I can’t play btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not pull up a beer crate and have a whiskey or vodka ?

Double vodka please

You’re welcome, Sparkle is going to teach us how to play Strip Scrabble

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is it time to get my kit off?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

Or strip poker? Which I can’t play btw

Quick someone deal!!!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

It was a bit of a worry playing this until you showed up! Lol

I'll have you all naked in no time

That’s true whether we play scrabble or not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

Or strip poker? Which I can’t play btw

I think as long as stripping is involved it’s within the rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

Or strip poker? Which I can’t play btw

I've got 5 Aces... you lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

Or strip poker? Which I can’t play btw

I've got 5 Aces... you lose "

No, the winner takes a shot and removes an item of clothing

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

That’s not what that hole is for. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

That’s not what that hole is for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

That’s not what that hole is for.

I’m getting my drill & hole cutter bit out!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody fence will be like a block of cheese by the time I’ve finished lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

Or strip poker? Which I can’t play btw

I've got 5 Aces... you lose

No, the winner takes a shot and removes an item of clothing

Damn .. naked already. Only came in a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody fence will be like a block of cheese by the time I’ve finished lol "

Good lad

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

Or strip poker? Which I can’t play btw

I've got 5 Aces... you lose

No, the winner takes a shot and removes an item of clothing

Damn .. naked already. Only came in a hat"

I came in a sock

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hello boys....

Only the best people at this party

So I see...

We’ve even got Scrabble but as a drinking game.

Ohh I love strip scrabble

Or strip poker? Which I can’t play btw

I've got 5 Aces... you lose

No, the winner takes a shot and removes an item of clothing

Damn .. naked already. Only came in a hat

I came in a sock

Not literally I hop

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now.."

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now.."

There thread / party has finished by the looks of it

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x"

Aren't I a.lucky.lady then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Aren't I a.lucky.lady then

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Aren't I a.lucky.lady then

I think you’ll find we are the lucky ones

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Aren't I a.lucky.lady then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Aren't I a.lucky.lady then

I think you’ll find we are the lucky ones

But Sparkle is brilliant at Strip Scrabble, hold onto your hats and everything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Aren't I a.lucky.lady then

Come in, what are you drinking?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......"

Drink, loud music, now Strip Scrabble

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......"

I've got half the men naked after winning strip scrabble

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

Drink, loud music, now Strip Scrabble

Can I just watch please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

I've got half the men naked after winning strip scrabble "

Not me you ain't I is crap at Scrab.. oh crap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

I've got half the men naked after winning strip scrabble "

Is that all the men half naked or half the men completely naked ? I’ve d*unk too much to tell the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......"

Well hello great to see you have joined us xx

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

I've got half the men naked after winning strip scrabble "

I didn’t put up much of a fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

Drink, loud music, now Strip Scrabble

Can I just watch please"

Be our guest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the gents only part fell apart quickly!

I am dissapointed in us!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

I've got half the men naked after winning strip scrabble

I didn’t put up much of a fight

I did wonder what your game plan was only making up 2 letter words

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible "

I will work my way along the exclusion zone

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well the gents only part fell apart quickly!

I am dissapointed in us!

Men just can't resist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Useless *************************

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

I will work my way along the exclusion zone

That’s long gone, everyone is welcome!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

I've got half the men naked after winning strip scrabble

I didn’t put up much of a fight

I did wonder what your game plan was only making up 2 letter words

I know but there was no need to point and laugh

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

I will work my way along the exclusion zone

Be quick

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The Wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

I will work my way along the exclusion zone

Sorry you will have to get past me first..

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"Well the gents only part fell apart quickly!

I am dissapointed in us!

No willpower

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"Useless *************************"

Us women ain't that bad surely

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

I will work my way along the exclusion zone

Sorry you will have to get past me first..

I'll cover your eyes (.)(.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......"

Mollers is currently being treated for splinters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We can hardly rate there arses if they are there influencing the top ten results now can we

The party was the cover for the voting

Wtf are Sydney university going to do now?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

Mollers is currently being treated for splinters

Ouch, no where intimate I hope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Useless *************************

Us women ain't that bad surely"

Wasn't aimed at the women

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

I will work my way along the exclusion zone

That’s long gone, everyone is welcome!"

It's ok I'm going for the military guys first lol

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

I will work my way along the exclusion zone

Be quick

Yes sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

Mollers is currently being treated for splinters

Ouch, no where intimate I hope!"

Can you please have a close look as I daren't look..

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"Useless *************************

Us women ain't that bad surely

Wasn't aimed at the women

Ooops my mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x"

Errr, hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the gents only part fell apart quickly!

I am dissapointed in us!

No willpower

Right fine, women allowed, but no eating the bbq food and booze we were all bringing to this party!

Time to butter my hotdog

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

I will work my way along the exclusion zone

Sorry you will have to get past me first..

I'll cover your eyes (.)(.)"

Thanks sparkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

Mollers is currently being treated for splinters

Ouch, no where intimate I hope!"

He got caught trying to get his leg over..the fence.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

Mollers is currently being treated for splinters

Ouch, no where intimate I hope!

Can you please have a close look as I daren't look..

You haven't been sticking something somewhere that you shouldn't of been have you

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Errr, hello

Apologies Ms Angel! Take a seat but be careful where I lost strip scrabble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Useless *************************

Us women ain't that bad surely

Wasn't aimed at the women

Ooops my mistake

No need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been tidying up after the ladies party, what's happening over here then......

Mollers is currently being treated for splinters

Ouch, no where intimate I hope!

Can you please have a close look as I daren't look..

You haven't been sticking something somewhere that you shouldn't of been have you

he took one for the team at the gents party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to peek through the hole in the fence

There is a military enforced 2 mile exclusion zone so I'm afraid that won't be possible

I will work my way along the exclusion zone

Sorry you will have to get past me first..

I'll cover your eyes (.)(.)"

Oooo I'm enjoying the new view (.) (.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Errr, hello

Apologies Ms Angel! Take a seat but be careful where I lost strip scrabble

Ooh, did you lose ALL your clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it to late to join this bbq? To late for some fresh meat, or any left overs for us x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Errr, hello

Apologies Ms Angel! Take a seat but be careful where I lost strip scrabble

Ooh, did you lose ALL your clothes

Yes ma’am. Sparkles fault... she is a literacy magician

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Errr, hello

Apologies Ms Angel! Take a seat but be careful where I lost strip scrabble

Ooh, did you lose ALL your clothes

They are so easy....had him naked in seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it to late to join this bbq? To late for some fresh meat, or any left overs for us x"

Plenty for everyone !

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Errr, hello

Apologies Ms Angel! Take a seat but be careful where I lost strip scrabble

Ooh, did you lose ALL your clothes

They are so easy....had him naked in seconds

I basically threw my letters over the fence and took my clothes off.. I’m not clear on the rules in my defence just got told to get rid of my letters the quickest

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Errr, hello

Apologies Ms Angel! Take a seat but be careful where I lost strip scrabble

Ooh, did you lose ALL your clothes

They are so easy....had him naked in seconds

I basically threw my letters over the fence and took my clothes off.. I’m not clear on the rules in my defence just got told to get rid of my letters the quickest "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for taking part everyone

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Errr, hello

Apologies Ms Angel! Take a seat but be careful where I lost strip scrabble

Ooh, did you lose ALL your clothes

They are so easy....had him naked in seconds

I basically threw my letters over the fence and took my clothes off.. I’m not clear on the rules in my defence just got told to get rid of my letters the quickest

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thanks for taking part everyone "

Thank you wonko

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Thought more of the girls would be here by now..

I think that’s a reflection on us more than them lol. Guess you’ve got us all to yourself Sparkle x

Errr, hello

Apologies Ms Angel! Take a seat but be careful where I lost strip scrabble

Ooh, did you lose ALL your clothes

They are so easy....had him naked in seconds

I basically threw my letters over the fence and took my clothes off.. I’m not clear on the rules in my defence just got told to get rid of my letters the quickest "

Great answer pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for taking part everyone "

Thanks for organising Wonko. Sorry we caved in but the temptation of Strip Scrabble with Sparkle was too great.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is fjq a word?

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