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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm holding an imaginary ladies only party as we obviously can't meet.

Which of you sexy ladies would like to attend?

Maybe we could also have a few sexy gents as naked butlers too, any volunteers?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I already have a make up on a "ballgown" lying around.. I might hop in

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Since I already have a make up on a "ballgown" lying around.. I might hop in "

So you do, come on over

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’m not going

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Count me in... definitely missing female company

Kx

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I’m not going"

That's your perogative

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Count me in... definitely missing female company

Kx"

Yay, hello again beautiful. It's been a while

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

Sounds great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since I already have a make up on a "ballgown" lying around.. I might hop in

So you do, come on over "

I will take heels off.. I'll be quicker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in... definitely missing female company

Kx"

Hello gorgeous

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Sounds great "

Come on over

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m up for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come even though I’m dressed as a baddie? X

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Miss ? Miss ? Miss ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I come please, I'm longing for a woman's touch, I'll even volunteer for clean up duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I come please, I'm longing for a woman's touch, I'll even volunteer for clean up duties "

Specifically what "clean up" duties?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Miss !

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Can I come? "

Absolutely you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkles I’ll be your plus 1

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Can I come?

Absolutely you can "

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS !

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I’m up for a giggle "

Walk this way

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Yes please "

I hoped you would

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Can I come please?! I will dig out my heels and smartest dress and bring the fizz!! Freya x

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

Would loooooove to come!! Mr can look after the boys! Would that be ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh yes please what I'd give to socialise at the minute.

Nikki xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Sparkles I’ll be your plus 1 "

Always good to have a wing woman x

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Can I come even though I’m dressed as a baddie? X"

But are you good at being a baddie

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Miss ? Miss ? Miss ??"

You coming over?

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By *endulum 20Couple
over a year ago

sandy

yes please (sarah)

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"May I come please, I'm longing for a woman's touch, I'll even volunteer for clean up duties "

How could I refuse an offer like that!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I only ever come with D!

If you'll have us?

Jo.Xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Miss ? Miss ? Miss ??

You coming over?"

I want to know if it's an imaginary party for ladies or its a party for imaginary ladies........

If it's the latter, I'll be Madame Unicorn ...........thanks

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Can I b a naked butler please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to join too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come even though I’m dressed as a baddie? X

But are you good at being a baddie "

I try to be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i join?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham

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By *endulum 20Couple
over a year ago

sandy

i do enjoy a good ladies only night

come say hi

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I’ll take one for the team and offer up my butler services....

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Miss ? Miss ? Miss ??

You coming over?

I want to know if it's an imaginary party for ladies or its a party for imaginary ladies........

If it's the latter, I'll be Madame Unicorn ...........thanks "

Imaginary party, for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily chef if an invitation wings my way?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Can I come please?! I will dig out my heels and smartest dress and bring the fizz!! Freya x"

Fizz.....now you're talking! I've get the glasses out, I'm waiting for you.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Erm hello!

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Would loooooove to come!! Mr can look after the boys! Would that be ok? "

Absolutely perfect

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Ohh yes please what I'd give to socialise at the minute.

Nikki xx "

Grab your coat and get straight here

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"yes please (sarah)"

Head right over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love an excuse to get dressed up and have some fun. Please can I come?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I’ll take one for the team and offer up my butler services...."

Yay,we have our first butler. Would you like a bow tie to wear?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Happily chef if an invitation wings my way? "

Invitation sent. Will you stay to cook us breakfast too please?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Erm hello! "

Hello there. Yes you're on the guest list

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Erm hello!

Hello there. Yes you're on the guest list "

Thankyou

So where's the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happily chef if an invitation wings my way?

Invitation sent. Will you stay to cook us breakfast too please?"

Ooh does this mean we’re going all night?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Erm hello!

Hello there. Yes you're on the guest list

Thankyou

So where's the bar "

There is lots of alcohol just over there, just smile at a butler and he will bring you what you desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll take one for the team and offer up my butler services....

Yay,we have our first butler. Would you like a bow tie to wear?"

Yes please, and maybe those fake cuff thingys too...I wouldn't want to feel too underdressed.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I'd love an excuse to get dressed up and have some fun. Please can I come? "

You don't even have to ask

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I’ll take one for the team and offer up my butler services....

Yay,we have our first butler. Would you like a bow tie to wear?

Yes please, and maybe those fake cuff thingys too...I wouldn't want to feel too underdressed. "

I can sort those. They may be stolen from you later though, be prepared

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Can I come please?! I will dig out my heels and smartest dress and bring the fizz!! Freya x

Fizz.....now you're talking! I've get the glasses out, I'm waiting for you."

On my way! Can’t wait, so excited for a girls night of laughter and drinks! Xx

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Can I come please?! I will dig out my heels and smartest dress and bring the fizz!! Freya x

Fizz.....now you're talking! I've get the glasses out, I'm waiting for you.

On my way! Can’t wait, so excited for a girls night of laughter and drinks! Xx"

Ohhhhh it'll be a fun night. Don't plan much for tomorrow, you'll be in no fit state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happily chef if an invitation wings my way?

Invitation sent. Will you stay to cook us breakfast too please?"

Of course, what sort of gentleman would I be if I didn't, would it be in bed?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I only ever come with D!

If you'll have us?

Jo.Xx "

Both of you, perfect

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll take one for the team and offer up my butler services....

Yay,we have our first butler. Would you like a bow tie to wear?

Yes please, and maybe those fake cuff thingys too...I wouldn't want to feel too underdressed.

I can sort those. They may be stolen from you later though, be prepared "

It’s all in a good cause so I’ll try my hardest to ensure the gorgeous ladies are kept well hydrated.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Can I b a naked butler please x "

Hell yes. Please could you bring some ice buckets, its starting to get hot in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I come please, I'm longing for a woman's touch, I'll even volunteer for clean up duties

Specifically what "clean up" duties? "

I feel I should take direction from the host, or if you had any specific duties I will gladly assist

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll come if there's no men at all.

We can get our own drinks and order in

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Happily chef if an invitation wings my way?

Invitation sent. Will you stay to cook us breakfast too please?

Ooh does this mean we’re going all night? "

Damn right we are!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'll come if there's no men at all.

We can get our own drinks and order in

"

Nope....no men at all

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I'll come if there's no men at all.

We can get our own drinks and order in

"

Oh dear, I've already hired some butlers. Sure you can't be tempted?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I'll come if there's no men at all.

We can get our own drinks and order in

Nope....no men at all "

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Erm hello!

Hello there. Yes you're on the guest list

Thankyou

So where's the bar

There is lots of alcohol just over there, just smile at a butler and he will bring you what you desire"

Ahhhh so he will bring me a fine selection of you gorgeous ladies then eh

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I’ll be a butler as long as you ladies don’t sexually abuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join, this sounds fun lol xx

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I’ll be a butler as long as you ladies don’t sexually abuse me "
.As if that thought would cross our minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

Absolutely you can

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS !"

They said ladies

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I’ll be a butler as long as you ladies don’t sexually abuse me .As if that thought would cross our minds "

Trust me it won't cross mine and I intend to be too busy hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a dress code?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i come.. Can we have facials??

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Is there a dress code?"

Whatever makes you feel sexy and happy

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Can I join, this sounds fun lol xx"

Of course. Be good to have you

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Oh I'm in.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Can i come.. Can we have facials?? "

Im invited so yes of course you can

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

oh yes hun im in too! x

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Can i come.. Can we have facials?? "

Depends in which context you're talking about

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Oh I'm in. "

Fantastic. Grab yourself a glass of something and join the party.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Can i come.. Can we have facials??

Im invited so yes of course you can "

Are you leading the way with the shenanigans? I hope so

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Can i come.. Can we have facials??

Depends in which context you're talking about "

Happy to give the cocktail maker a good ole shake if required.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Can i come.. Can we have facials??

Im invited so yes of course you can

Are you leading the way with the shenanigans? I hope so "

I have a feeling there will be plenty more experienced than me but I'll give it a shot

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"oh yes hun im in too! x"

Grab yourself a drink and come and join the fun

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oooo yes please

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Oooo yes please "

Hope you turn up with 'that coat' on just like that

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oooo yes please

Hope you turn up with 'that coat' on just like that "

The boots too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to strip off and run through the boy’s party next door

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

will this imaginary party be in one of the chat rooms here? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to strip off and run through the boy’s party next door "

Then you won't get breakfast in bed!

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Oooo yes please

Hope you turn up with 'that coat' on just like that

The boots too? "

Absolutely!! I wonder where the butler put those ice buckets....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I bring toys OP , incase any of the fabulous ladies want to play a game ??

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I am going to strip off and run through the boy’s party next door "

Hope youve brought your trainers,didn't they say they are 2 miles away

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"will this imaginary party be in one of the chat rooms here? x"

I don't do chat rooms but I'm sure plenty of the other ladies do

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Should I bring toys OP , incase any of the fabulous ladies want to play a game ?? "

Now that's an idea, let's get this party started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to strip off and run through the boy’s party next door

Hope youve brought your trainers,didn't they say they are 2 miles away "

I'll chip in for the cab fare

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oooo yes please

Hope you turn up with 'that coat' on just like that

The boots too?

Absolutely!! I wonder where the butler put those ice buckets...."

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"I am going to strip off and run through the boy’s party next door

Hope youve brought your trainers,didn't they say they are 2 miles away

I'll chip in for the cab fare "

You could run over and give her a piggy back

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Oohh, I'm in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to happen one day for real, right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is going to happen one day for real, right "

2022 xx

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x"

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Oohh, I'm in please "

Over here Angel, make yourself comfortable.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Really would love a real life catch up with some of you ladies.

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"This is going to happen one day for real, right "

As soon as Boris says we are allowed to....which may be 2025!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is going to happen one day for real, right

2022 xx"

As long as we have hope

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up "

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gathering and cleaning my toys already, just checking all in work order and have spare batteries just in case..

can't wait for this party..

Sort it out Boris !!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies "

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"Oohh, I'm in please

Over here Angel, make yourself comfortable."

I certainly will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in "

I will do the same, but in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shots ladies?? xx

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in

I will do the same, but in mine "

Oh come on in both of you, it's too 'chilly for your willy' to be outside

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Shots ladies?? xx "

Hell yes!!! Line them up ready please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shots ladies?? xx "

Yes please ! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tequila or sambucas

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Clearly I currently belong at this party rather than the boys one. For several reasons.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in

I will do the same, but in mine

Oh come on in both of you, it's too 'chilly for your willy' to be outside"

Thanks it’s is freezing out there so please don’t judge it right now it’s not at it’s best

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'll come if there's no men at all.

We can get our own drinks and order in

Oh dear, I've already hired some butlers. Sure you can't be tempted?"

Well, as long as they are naked, I can be persuaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly I currently belong at this party rather than the boys one. For several reasons. "

Please list them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silver fox butler...party's looking good

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Clearly I currently belong at this party rather than the boys one. For several reasons. "

To fulfil your fantasy of being a naked butler?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Right then ladies, who needs their glass filling up?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in

I will do the same, but in mine

Oh come on in both of you, it's too 'chilly for your willy' to be outside

Thanks it’s is freezing out there so please don’t judge it right now it’s not at it’s best "

It's hot in here, you'll soon be at your best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bringing a few bottles of 20:20 and diamond white cider..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have tequila or sambucas "

Tequila please , it makes me horny so may I please have a double ??

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Clearly I currently belong at this party rather than the boys one. For several reasons.

Please list them "

I prefer the company of ladies

Ladies seem to like my company

I’m invested in ladies

I am currently in disguise (Disney photo challenge)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly I currently belong at this party rather than the boys one. For several reasons.

Please list them

I prefer the company of ladies

Ladies seem to like my company

I’m invested in ladies

I am currently in disguise (Disney photo challenge) "

Ok.. accepted. With the OP'S say so. x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in

I will do the same, but in mine

Oh come on in both of you, it's too 'chilly for your willy' to be outside

Thanks it’s is freezing out there so please don’t judge it right now it’s not at it’s best

It's hot in here, you'll soon be at your best."

With you hot ladies floating around I sure will

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Bringing a few bottles of 20:20 and diamond white cider..lol"

Fantastic, see you very soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in

I will do the same, but in mine

Oh come on in both of you, it's too 'chilly for your willy' to be outside"

Lol so this has just turned into one big party

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in

I will do the same, but in mine

Oh come on in both of you, it's too 'chilly for your willy' to be outside

Lol so this has just turned into one big party "

Not this is your party I will just wait for instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to strip off and run through the boy’s party next door

Hope youve brought your trainers,didn't they say they are 2 miles away

I'll chip in for the cab fare

You could run over and give her a piggy back "

whatever it takes... I'll even wear shoulder pads for a comfier ride

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Clearly I currently belong at this party rather than the boys one. For several reasons.

Please list them

I prefer the company of ladies

Ladies seem to like my company

I’m invested in ladies

I am currently in disguise (Disney photo challenge)

Ok.. accepted. With the OP'S say so. x "

Of course. We all need a good time right now.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Shots ladies?? xx

Yes please ! xx"

Always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there might be more Gents here than at the Gents only party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in

I will do the same, but in mine

Oh come on in both of you, it's too 'chilly for your willy' to be outside

Lol so this has just turned into one big party

Not this is your party I will just wait for instructions "

Ditto I will await instructions

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Bugger. Taxi!! I’ll be right back x

I haven’t had a drink yet I can come pick you up

You're brave coming to a house full of horny ladies

I will wait in the car outside... until invited in

I will do the same, but in mine

Oh come on in both of you, it's too 'chilly for your willy' to be outside

Lol so this has just turned into one big party "

Looking that way

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Whos doing the refills....

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Whos doing the refills...."

What can I get you?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Whos doing the refills...."

What can I get for madam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, can I join? I've got chips and dips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whos doing the refills...."

God what I wouldn’t give for a refill

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Whos doing the refills....

What can I get for madam? "

Can I have one of you and one of him up there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can I join? I've got chips and dips "

I would let you, but I am not the host so you will have to ask the OP

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Hi, can I join? I've got chips and dips "

Ohhhhh definitely. We need some food what with all this alcohol. It's no longer ladies only though, a few men have joined us, although they are still waiting instructions.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Whos doing the refills....

God what I wouldn’t give for a refill "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join, I've home made pizza and gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whos doing the refills....

What can I get for madam?

Can I have one of you and one of him up there..."

Ooo Sparkle you naughty lady

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Whos doing the refills....

What can I get for madam?

Can I have one of you and one of him up there..."

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Whos doing the refills....

What can I get for madam?

Can I have one of you and one of him up there..."

Coming right up...

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Whos doing the refills....

God what I wouldn’t give for a refill "

If you want a fill, someone was bringing toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whos doing the refills....

God what I wouldn’t give for a refill

If you want a fill, someone was bringing toys "

Who has the toys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a flogger and a few other toys..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can I join? I've got chips and dips

Ohhhhh definitely. We need some food what with all this alcohol. It's no longer ladies only though, a few men have joined us, although they are still waiting instructions."

As long as the man are unobtrusive, pretty, and laugh politely at all our jokes they can stay

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Am I a toy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I a toy? "

Definitely

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Am I a toy?

Definitely"

Then the toy is waiting quietly on the corner for instruction / use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be there with bells on ladies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, can I join? I've got chips and dips

Ohhhhh definitely. We need some food what with all this alcohol. It's no longer ladies only though, a few men have joined us, although they are still waiting instructions.

As long as the man are unobtrusive, pretty, and laugh politely at all our jokes they can stay "

Two out of three ain't bad I suppose

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm sneaking over to spy on the men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whos doing the refills....

God what I wouldn’t give for a refill

If you want a fill, someone was bringing toys

Who has the toys x"

I have the toys , please help yourself to whatever one takes your fancy. If you need help I'll gladly help you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sit in the corner please? I'll be quiet I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sneaking over to spy on the men "

I know I heard you were..

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Someone, as predicated has nicked my bow tie so I’ve had to change...

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I sit in the corner please? I'll be quiet I promise"

Would you like a drink brought over?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"This is going to happen one day for real, right "

It will and lockdown had to end before I sell my house as it will be the venue

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Someone, as predicated has nicked my bow tie so I’ve had to change..."

You can't trust these women after a few drinks. They've nicked your tie, whatever will they do next....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I sit in the corner please? I'll be quiet I promise"

Can I bring you something to eat?

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"This is going to happen one day for real, right

It will and lockdown had to end before I sell my house as it will be the venue "

Hurry up Covid, feck off.

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