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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.

'Fishing,' replied the old man.

'Poor old beggar' thought the gentleman,so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.

Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And how many have you caught today then?'

'You're the eighth.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of shorts do clouds prefer ?

Thunderwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see Elton John has bought exercise wheel for his rabbit.

It's a little fit bunny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of shorts do clouds prefer ?

Thunderwear "

That’s good.

You really should of started a new thread for that one.

One joke one thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.

'Fishing,' replied the old man.

'Poor old beggar' thought the gentleman,so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.

Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And how many have you caught today then?'

'You're the eighth.’"

Class

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

All jokes welcome. Need a giggle or 2 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of dreams do Hotels have ?

Suite Dreams

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I met a Chinese girl when I was in Shanghai , I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her. She got excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh"

Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!

But then, my friend interpreted it for me & told me what she really said: 666136429

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a Chinese girl when I was in Shanghai , I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her. She got excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh"

Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!

But then, my friend interpreted it for me & told me what she really said: 666136429"

Are you nowhere man?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Ever wondered where Mercury comes from?

HG Wells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which of Arthur’s Templar Knights chose the round table?

Sir Cumference

*Gets coat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the man quit his job at the can crushing plant ?

It was soda pressing

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By *ovestruck69Man
over a year ago

Southampton

A man says to his wife, I had a wet dream about you yesterday, she say I'm interested tell me more. He says yeah it involved rubbing and metal, she goes oooh getting a little excited tell me more, he says u got hit but a bus, I couldn't stop pissing myself laughing!

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By *ovestruck69Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Man walks into a bar, says outch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and the barman says "what's this? Some sort of joke?"

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