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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a revolutionary in our midsts !

the suggestion is that we aim for world domination again

i have a strategy in mind, but :

before we start though, can we all agree on a uniform theme this time ?

it was a major stumbling block last time and the mission had to be aborted due to dissent in the ranks

we need :

one for the men

one for the ladies

one for the tv/ts

lacey please take note - you are in charge of ordering the required materials !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mens uniforms shall be Borats swim suit.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

navy worn with crisp white shirt, a tan and a nice gold watch.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

borats swimsuits!! we going over the penines not a dip in the sea

although it would be quite cheap to order for my stores,not sure we could get bussy in one though

what say you our illustrious leader

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

can i have a pair of black patent thigh boots please?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"navy worn with crisp white shirt, a tan and a nice gold watch.

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_iew we are off to war, not sidling down to some snazzy wine bar on the pick up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i have a pair of black patent thigh boots please?"

I have some, but I'm wearing them.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"navy worn with crisp white shirt, a tan and a nice gold watch.

_iew we are off to war, not sidling down to some snazzy wine bar on the pick up"

oh god, must we fight..... can't we just play reruns of the Eurovision contest on large screens...

no fucker would come close

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"can i have a pair of black patent thigh boots please?"
not possible im saving those for the tvs uniform,and since when have you been able to walk in anything other than CROCS!!!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

what are we going to do in the event of capturing some P.O.W's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"borats swimsuits!! we going over the penines not a dip in the sea

although it would be quite cheap to order for my stores,not sure we could get bussy in one though

what say you our illustrious leader"

is this the bit where i hang my head in shame and admit that i used to have one ?

my arse needs more support these days !

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

we havent got room to take them in the bunker! its only a bungalow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i have a pair of black patent thigh boots please?not possible im saving those for the tvs uniform,and since when have you been able to walk in anything other than CROCS!!!"

They're not for walking in!

Crocs are for the boys....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"navy worn with crisp white shirt, a tan and a nice gold watch.

_iew we are off to war, not sidling down to some snazzy wine bar on the pick up

oh god, must we fight..... can't we just play reruns of the Eurovision contest on large screens...

no fucker would come close"

pick the years when the UK won

it will be a short battle then - but not entirely painless

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"borats swimsuits!! we going over the penines not a dip in the sea

although it would be quite cheap to order for my stores,not sure we could get bussy in one though

what say you our illustrious leader

is this the bit where i hang my head in shame and admit that i used to have one ?

im thinking crimplene,i know i know but its easy to clean and i have been offered a job lot on ebay for 50p plus p&p,this obviously is for the Men,

for the Women from the same supplier on ebay i have been offered some Tenko castoffs free if we can pick em up

my arse needs more support these days !"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I will be wearing Christian La Croix...wellies and a swimming cap.

Nothing else....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d prefer something simple involving nothing more than Duck-tape and imagination....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"borats swimsuits!! we going over the penines not a dip in the sea

although it would be quite cheap to order for my stores,not sure we could get bussy in one though

what say you our illustrious leader

is this the bit where i hang my head in shame and admit that i used to have one ?

im thinking crimplene,i know i know but its easy to clean and i have been offered a job lot on ebay for 50p plus p&p,this obviously is for the Men,

for the Women from the same supplier on ebay i have been offered some Tenko castoffs free if we can pick em up

my arse needs more support these days !"

crimpolene is fine by me

as long as its pleated

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"I will be wearing Christian La Croix...wellies and a swimming cap.

Nothing else...."
is christian ok with you wearing him!! its a long way to carry someone over them penines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d prefer something simple involving nothing more than Duck-tape and imagination....

I have some fetish tape you can borrow.

Doesn't rip the hair off your nipples like duck tape does.

So I've heard...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"I’d prefer something simple involving nothing more than Duck-tape and imagination....

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with duct tape we can put you in charge of POWs,what you do with it is up to you

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I need an answer to the POW situation as a matter of urgency as Ive rounded up a couple of yobs in M.U shirts from round back of fire station I think they were planning to sabotage our top secret mission! WE HAVE A MOLE!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Hang on am I being ignored here

Good luck and goodbye

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I need an answer to the POW situation as a matter of urgency as Ive rounded up a couple of yobs in M.U shirts from round back of fire station I think they were planning to sabotage our top secret mission! WE HAVE A MOLE!"

Oi I have a MU shirt from the 99 treble winning team, you think I'm a YOB

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Oi I have a MU shirt from the 99 treble winning team, you think I'm a YOB"
HA HA Ive smoked out the mole!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on am I being ignored here

Good luck and goodbye"

Not at all

Your input is a given

every great leader needs a good deputy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Hang on am I being ignored here

Good luck and goodbye

Not at all

Your input is a given

every great leader needs a good deputy

Seems as I'm the Mole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d prefer something simple involving nothing more than Duck-tape and imagination....

I have some fetish tape you can borrow.

Doesn't rip the hair off your nipples like duck tape does.

So I've heard..."

Oo’er…….Yeah I like it,,,,,.but its gotta have a touch of the wowcha factor……

So maybe we could use a bit of both……..ya know,,, like pleasure and pain….. yikes…..yeah, I’m lik’in that a lot….!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flourescent mankinis for all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d prefer something simple involving nothing more than Duck-tape and imagination....

with duct tape we can put you in charge of POWs,what you do with it is up to you

Hey...that'd be great,,,, I could wrap them up in like sumo wrestler pants then spin them out really fast !!!!! mwuahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on am I being ignored here

Good luck and goodbye

Not at all

Your input is a given

every great leader needs a good deputy

Seems as I'm the Mole"

as long as ur not a double agent

i am having you watched !

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Hang on am I being ignored here

Good luck and goodbye

Not at all

Your input is a given

every great leader needs a good deputy

Seems as I'm the Mole"
private petti get back here immediatly your scones are needed,and we couldnt go to war without you xxxxxxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Hang on am I being ignored here

Good luck and goodbye

Not at all

Your input is a given

every great leader needs a good deputy

Seems as I'm the Mole

as long as ur not a double agent

i am having you watched !"

Don't bother

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Flourescent mankinis for all!"
rather defeats the whole sneak up on em and attack,could scare them into surrender tho

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Mr Bussy Sir I am tendering my resignation as cadet in your special elite squad as I have shamed you and brought your squad into dishonour! I am off to commit harry carrie and am leaving my thigh boots to lacey. goodbye and goodlook soldiers!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"I’d prefer something simple involving nothing more than Duck-tape and imagination....

with duct tape we can put you in charge of POWs,what you do with it is up to you

Hey...that'd be great,,,, I could wrap them up in like sumo wrestler pants then spin them out really fast !!!!! mwuahahah

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getting worried here,Geneva convention and all that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I will be wearing Christian La Croix...wellies and a swimming cap.

Nothing else....is christian ok with you wearing him!! its a long way to carry someone over them penines"

It's okay I've emptied him out and stuffed him with quavers

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Mr Bussy Sir I am tendering my resignation as cadet in your special elite squad as I have shamed you and brought your squad into dishonour! I am off to commit harry carrie and am leaving my thigh boots to lacey. goodbye and goodlook soldiers!"
we will find a suitable punishment and have you on jankers NOBODY resigns from this mans Army as you where agent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

leave the boots to me

i've got better calves

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"I will be wearing Christian La Croix...wellies and a swimming cap.

Nothing else....is christian ok with you wearing him!! its a long way to carry someone over them penines

It's okay I've emptied him out and stuffed him with quavers"
good thinking that Woman,shall i bring a dip

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You never had the right bra to be a solider in any case..... Tra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm ile just go with the flow

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

leave the boots to me

i've got better calves "
neither of us can wear them,they would chaf our thighs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Good job I wasn't recruited then I didn;t have to resign

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

can i have a second chance if i promise to behave,not put myself in charge of anything, release the prisoners and peel everybody's spuds for a week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leave the boots to me

i've got better calves "

Tis true. Purrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

see the uniforms is a killer

let's just stick to the basics

women in high heels, hold ups and basques

men in towels (flip flops optional)

trannies will look fabulous whatever the occasion so they can choose their own outfits

all happy ?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"see the uniforms is a killer

let's just stick to the basics

women in high heels, hold ups and basques

men in towels (flip flops optional)

trannies will look fabulous whatever the occasion so they can choose their own outfits

all happy ?"
i see your cunning plan,dress for a club and when we lull em in to a false sense of security we strike

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"can i have a pair of black patent thigh boots please?

I have some, but I'm wearing them.

how high?

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

your all completely nuts!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"see the uniforms is a killer

let's just stick to the basics

women in high heels, hold ups and basques

men in towels (flip flops optional)

trannies will look fabulous whatever the occasion so they can choose their own outfits

all happy ?"

The basques have to be armour plated instead of just being boned (purple velvet over the plate for me please Lacey), and gent's towels need to have a cricket box to attached to protect the voonerables, TVs may want to combine the armour plated basques with a nice little protective knicker incorporating a groinal guard

Steel toecapped flip-flops are also a necessity I feel as the Pennines at any time of year can be almost as dangerous as the casually abandoned book on the floor which is one of the major causes of stubbed toe syndrome - this causes those who normally SAUNTER jauntily around to MINCE around in a girly fashion and is to be discouraged as the morale of the troops, should the leader be seen to be a mincer would fall faster then Michael Jackson running to WalMart after seeing the ad " Boys Pants Half Off"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"see the uniforms is a killer

let's just stick to the basics

women in high heels, hold ups and basques

men in towels (flip flops optional)

trannies will look fabulous whatever the occasion so they can choose their own outfits

all happy ?

I DO NOT MINCE !

Any more of the insubordination and I shall have you court martialled !

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

im wearing a hair shirt, nettle knickers, and flagelating! nipple clamps and a cactus helmet!

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

It seem sobvious to me, in the new world order, us t-girls would have to be the maids????? mwah, xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im wearing a hair shirt, nettle knickers, and flagelating! nipple clamps and a cactus helmet!"

and on that note, i'm off for a wank

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

'breaking news' i have just been promoted to minister of diplomacy in the shadow cabinet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see the uniforms is a killer

let's just stick to the basics

women in high heels, hold ups and basques

men in towels (flip flops optional)

trannies will look fabulous whatever the occasion so they can choose their own outfits

all happy ?

I DO NOT MINCE !

Any more of the insubordination and I shall have you court martialled !"

...he squealed in a high pitched voice while storming off with his handbag slung over his shoulder....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"see the uniforms is a killer

let's just stick to the basics

women in high heels, hold ups and basques

men in towels (flip flops optional)

trannies will look fabulous whatever the occasion so they can choose their own outfits

all happy ?

I DO NOT MINCE !

Any more of the insubordination and I shall have you court martialled !

...he squealed in a high pitched voice while storming off with his handbag slung over his shoulder...."

In his laccy waisted chinos and airsole shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To save arguments, everyone wear the white forensic overalls but the different sexes wear a badge as to their gender.

The women wear a smiley face with lipstick and tits (changeable once a month to a fierce face)

The men wear a smiley face badge with the male symbol surrounding it.

The tv types have a badge with a smiley face with lipstick, tits, cock & surrounded by the male and female symbols.

Failing that, just show up in your old P.E. Kit

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"To save arguments, everyone wear the white forensic overalls but the different sexes wear a badge as to their gender.

The women wear a smiley face with lipstick and tits (changeable once a month to a fierce face)

The men wear a smiley face badge with the male symbol surrounding it.

The tv types have a badge with a smiley face with lipstick, tits, cock & surrounded by the male and female symbols.

Failing that, just show up in your old P.E. Kit

Airtex blouse and navy blue skirt and knickers

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I DO NOT MINCE !

Any more of the insubordination and I shall have you court martialled !"

Promises, promises.....I should be punished for this insubordination.....paraphrasing coming up......

LACEY: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Caz! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Bussy, we have but one punishment for insubordination to a superior officer. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

TROOPS: A spanking! A spanking!

LACEY: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.

VARIOUS TROOPS (MALE AND FEMALE): And spank me.

And me.

LACEY: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

TROOPS: A spanking! A spanking!

LACEY: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

TROOPS: Oral sex! Oral sex!

GENERAL BUSSY: Well, I could stay a BIT longer

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"im wearing a hair shirt, nettle knickers, and flagelating! nipple clamps and a cactus helmet!

and on that note, i'm off for a wank"

Blimey, me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I DO NOT MINCE !

Any more of the insubordination and I shall have you court martialled !

Promises, promises.....I should be punished for this insubordination.....paraphrasing coming up......

TROOPS: A spanking! A spanking!

LACEY: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.

VARIOUS TROOPS (MALE AND FEMALE): And spank me.

And me.

LACEY: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

TROOPS: A spanking! A spanking!

LACEY: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

TROOPS: Oral sex! Oral sex!

GENERAL BUSSY: Well, I could stay a BIT longer"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

General Bussy, will do anything for a bit,not for long, just a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"General Bussy, will do anything for a bit,not for long, just a bit"

I don't like to ask for anything more than I can give

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"General Bussy, will do anything for a bit,not for long, just a bit

I don't like to ask for anything more than I can give

Hmmm let me think about that

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