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Things that go bump in the night.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Got woken up to what sounded like someone moving about downstairs.

Checked my sons room, he's fast asleep.

Crept stealthy downstairs wondering what I'd find pushed the door open turned the light on nothing absolutely nothing good job really seeing as I was naked.

Like a dick I'd left the heating on and it had kicked in ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had these moments, unfortunately it was 2 guys broken in. Luckily a 1969 SS cricket bat and a butchers knife saw them away. My 40kg dog was fucking useless. I was also naked. I proper shit myself regardless of being ex military.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Reminds me of this Jason Manford sketch...

https://youtu.be/-JJKTz1s3SM

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

See, I hear a noise and I just think, ah well....

Maybe I should get myself a naked man to go check out the bumps in the night

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

I had this tonight too, something rattling in the kitchen, still no idea what

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I've had these moments, unfortunately it was 2 guys broken in. Luckily a 1969 SS cricket bat and a butchers knife saw them away. My 40kg dog was fucking useless. I was also naked. I proper shit myself regardless of being ex military."

They had a lucky escape then.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"See, I hear a noise and I just think, ah well....

Maybe I should get myself a naked man to go check out the bumps in the night "

You should

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I had this tonight too, something rattling in the kitchen, still no idea what "

Has it stopped now?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Reminds me of this Jason Manford sketch...

https://youtu.be/-JJKTz1s3SM"

Yep

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm going to get up now, the pipes are still banging.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm going to get up now, the pipes are still banging."

Lucky pipes

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm going to get up now, the pipes are still banging.

Lucky pipes "

I know what you need

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm going to get up now, the pipes are still banging.

Lucky pipes

I know what you need "

Pipes?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I am absolutely furious that my upstairs neighbour moved lots of furniture around directly above my bedroom at 1am and woke me up

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