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Inappropriate divorce gifts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For my soon to be ex-wife. Seems a shame not to mark the occasion.

I'm thinking a bottle of wine, a vibrator moulded from my penis and a ready meal for 1?

Too much?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Don't be so generous. Keep the wine, and send the penis this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the ready meal, this way haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't be so generous. Keep the wine, and send the penis this way "

I'm only little, there is enough in the packet to make 2

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don't be so generous. Keep the wine, and send the penis this way

I'm only little, there is enough in the packet to make 2 "

Post hers. Hand deliver mine and bring the wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the ready meal, this way haha"

Of course, its weight watchers mind.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more"

Laminated

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more"

I was an absolute darling. I framed one and gave it to my ex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more"

Well she took my savings, house and car so an extra couple of quid won't hurt, at least my pensions survived

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more

Laminated "

In smelly asparagus cum?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more

Laminated

In smelly asparagus cum?"

Bitter taste

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more

Well she took my savings, house and car so an extra couple of quid won't hurt, at least my pensions survived "

But you’re free now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more

Well she took my savings, house and car so an extra couple of quid won't hurt, at least my pensions survived

But you’re free now. "

Very true Mr Mystique, im free in a lockdown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more

Laminated

In smelly asparagus cum?

Bitter taste "

I wouldnt know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more

Well she took my savings, house and car so an extra couple of quid won't hurt, at least my pensions survived "

Been there. Sad how the law ass fucks the man in a divorce where there is money to be had for her.

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