FabSwingers.com forum: Someone please put me to bed

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And by that I mean take me to bed, fuck me until my brains go to mush and then spoon me.

Then do it again in the morning.

(The plague doesn't exist in this thread)

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By *omealone8868Man
over a year ago

Derby

First come first serve?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

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By *omealone8868Man
over a year ago

Derby

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first...."

I fell for that one didn't I lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first...."

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

I fell for that one didn't I lol"

Kinda did

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

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By *omealone8868Man
over a year ago

Derby

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

I fell for that one didn't I lol

Kinda did

I best not say anything else and just try and sleep

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

I fell for that one didn't I lol

Kinda did

I best not say anything else and just try and sleep

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

Oh we've got Comedy Sophie tonight!

And tbf.... I walked into that

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Too late, I arrived just in time for the spoon and missed all the fun

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Too late, I arrived just in time for the spoon and missed all the fun "

This is not going well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late for the evening fun.

How about breakfast?

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By *ow are you ABCMan
over a year ago

Chester

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet your inbox is full now, so at least one of your boxes are full lol ??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Too late for the evening fun.

How about breakfast?"

Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to.

Cream?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Same here "

So far I don't appear to be being successful in my request, so don't you go stealing my volunteers!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

Oh we've got Comedy Sophie tonight!

And tbf.... I walked into that

I beats falling off it although both tend to leave bruises

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I bet your inbox is full now, so at least one of your boxes are full lol ?? "

Don't know. My inbox scares me so I tend not to look.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Would love to.

Cream?"

Why yes please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

Oh we've got Comedy Sophie tonight!

And tbf.... I walked into that

I beats falling off it although both tend to leave bruises

As does beating.... so I hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know the feeling! It’s getting that way for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to.

Cream?

Why yes please

I think I can help with that.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

Oh we've got Comedy Sophie tonight!

And tbf.... I walked into that

I beats falling off it although both tend to leave bruises

As does beating.... so I hear

Try it, if I get bruises then beating works

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Know the feeling! It’s getting that way for me too

It's just so hard

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Would love to.

Cream?

Why yes please

I think I can help with that.

Thank you kindly

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

Oh we've got Comedy Sophie tonight!

And tbf.... I walked into that

I beats falling off it although both tend to leave bruises

As does beating.... so I hear

Try it, if I get bruises then beating works

I'll get the big stick....

Although that isn't likely to help me sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is, especially when you’re feeling so fucking Randy and the minds getting filthier by the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to.

Cream?

Why yes please

I think I can help with that.

Thank you kindly

I'll happily let you have a second serving.

Only if you're good!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It is, especially when you’re feeling so fucking Randy and the minds getting filthier by the minute

Goodness! Who's Randy and can I feel him too?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Would love to.

Cream?

Why yes please

I think I can help with that.

Thank you kindly

I'll happily let you have a second serving.

Only if you're good!"

I'm always good

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

Oh we've got Comedy Sophie tonight!

And tbf.... I walked into that

I beats falling off it although both tend to leave bruises

As does beating.... so I hear

Try it, if I get bruises then beating works

I'll get the big stick....

Although that isn't likely to help me sleep

At that point I won't care

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

Oh we've got Comedy Sophie tonight!

And tbf.... I walked into that

I beats falling off it although both tend to leave bruises

As does beating.... so I hear

Try it, if I get bruises then beating works

I'll get the big stick....

Although that isn't likely to help me sleep

At that point I won't care

And I thought you'd always care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is, especially when you’re feeling so fucking Randy and the minds getting filthier by the minute

Goodness! Who's Randy and can I feel him too?

"
sod Randy I’ve no time to share right now, I’d be making up for lost time and keep you thoroughly occupied

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

Oh we've got Comedy Sophie tonight!

And tbf.... I walked into that

I beats falling off it although both tend to leave bruises

As does beating.... so I hear

Try it, if I get bruises then beating works

I'll get the big stick....

Although that isn't likely to help me sleep

At that point I won't care

And I thought you'd always care

Oh I will, I care that you hurt me well enough then you can sleep

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It is, especially when you’re feeling so fucking Randy and the minds getting filthier by the minute

Goodness! Who's Randy and can I feel him too?

sod Randy I’ve no time to share right now, I’d be making up for lost time and keep you thoroughly occupied

Poor Randy. I feel bad for him now.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Where in the middle? like as in NotSoSelflessPosh

Oh we've got Comedy Sophie tonight!

And tbf.... I walked into that

I beats falling off it although both tend to leave bruises

As does beating.... so I hear

Try it, if I get bruises then beating works

I'll get the big stick....

Although that isn't likely to help me sleep

At that point I won't care

And I thought you'd always care

Oh I will, I care that you hurt me well enough then you can sleep

Oh it's just all about you and your pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is, especially when you’re feeling so fucking Randy and the minds getting filthier by the minute

Goodness! Who's Randy and can I feel him too?

sod Randy I’ve no time to share right now, I’d be making up for lost time and keep you thoroughly occupied

Poor Randy. I feel bad for him now."
Randy doesn’t mind, he says go have fun

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It is, especially when you’re feeling so fucking Randy and the minds getting filthier by the minute

Goodness! Who's Randy and can I feel him too?

sod Randy I’ve no time to share right now, I’d be making up for lost time and keep you thoroughly occupied

Poor Randy. I feel bad for him now. Randy doesn’t mind, he says go have fun

He's such a good guy isn't he!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top bloke

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Top bloke"

Is that why you're feeling him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Morning, am I in time for the morning session? I will make pancakes after?

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over a year ago

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!"

Good morning.

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!"

Morning!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning, am I in time for the morning session? I will make pancakes after?

Will the pancakes come with bacon, maple syrup and blueberries?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

Good morning. "

How's things?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

Morning!"

Morning!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Morning, am I in time for the morning session? I will make pancakes after?

Will the pancakes come with bacon, maple syrup and blueberries?

If that’s what would make you happy!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning, am I in time for the morning session? I will make pancakes after?

Will the pancakes come with bacon, maple syrup and blueberries?

If that’s what would make you happy!!

And coffee. All the coffee

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Morning, am I in time for the morning session? I will make pancakes after?

Will the pancakes come with bacon, maple syrup and blueberries?

If that’s what would make you happy!!

And coffee. All the coffee

Needless to say I don’t function without it so pancakes wouldn’t be possible without coffee!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning, am I in time for the morning session? I will make pancakes after?

Will the pancakes come with bacon, maple syrup and blueberries?

If that’s what would make you happy!!

And coffee. All the coffee

Needless to say I don’t function without it so pancakes wouldn’t be possible without coffee!

Good man

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

Morning!"

Quite an echo in here first thing in the morning

Coffee with fresh, and i mean really fresh, milk anyone?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

Quite an echo in here first thing in the morning

Coffee with fresh, and i mean really fresh, milk anyone?"

Yes please!

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

Quite an echo in here first thing in the morning

Coffee with fresh, and i mean really fresh, milk anyone?

Yes please!"

Can't beat that fresh from the cow milk.

Frothy coffee every morning x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

Quite an echo in here first thing in the morning

Coffee with fresh, and i mean really fresh, milk anyone?

Yes please!

Can't beat that fresh from the cow milk.

Frothy coffee every morning x"

I miss that

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

Quite an echo in here first thing in the morning

Coffee with fresh, and i mean really fresh, milk anyone?

Yes please!

Can't beat that fresh from the cow milk.

Frothy coffee every morning x

I miss that

And the warmth of 150 girls in the morning

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

Quite an echo in here first thing in the morning

Coffee with fresh, and i mean really fresh, milk anyone?

Yes please!

Can't beat that fresh from the cow milk.

Frothy coffee every morning x

I miss that

And the warmth of 150 girls in the morning

Took me a second to realise what you meant

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

"First come first serve?

Erm..... I'd rather I came first....

So selfless there Posh not demanding you also came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th

I'm like that. Selfless is my middle name

Well hello there selfless

Morning!

Quite an echo in here first thing in the morning

Coffee with fresh, and i mean really fresh, milk anyone?

Yes please!

Can't beat that fresh from the cow milk.

Frothy coffee every morning x

I miss that

And the warmth of 150 girls in the morning

Took me a second to realise what you meant

Every morning

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By *tuMcMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"And by that I mean take me to bed, fuck me until my brains go to mush and then spoon me.

Then do it again in the morning.

(The plague doesn't exist in this thread)"

That sounds fun

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By *tuMcMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"And by that I mean take me to bed, fuck me until my brains go to mush and then spoon me.

Then do it again in the morning.

(The plague doesn't exist in this thread)

That sounds fun"

If only you and I could meet up in the morning for some fun haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"And by that I mean take me to bed, fuck me until my brains go to mush and then spoon me.

Then do it again in the morning.

(The plague doesn't exist in this thread)

That sounds fun

If only you and I could meet up in the morning for some fun haha"

I dont think she'll even be awake before PM today

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And by that I mean take me to bed, fuck me until my brains go to mush and then spoon me.

Then do it again in the morning.

(The plague doesn't exist in this thread)

That sounds fun

If only you and I could meet up in the morning for some fun haha"

There's 10 minutes left of morning

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And by that I mean take me to bed, fuck me until my brains go to mush and then spoon me.

Then do it again in the morning.

(The plague doesn't exist in this thread)

That sounds fun

If only you and I could meet up in the morning for some fun haha

I dont think she'll even be awake before PM today

Oi! I've been up and about for at least 40 minutes!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"And by that I mean take me to bed, fuck me until my brains go to mush and then spoon me.

Then do it again in the morning.

(The plague doesn't exist in this thread)

That sounds fun

If only you and I could meet up in the morning for some fun haha

I dont think she'll even be awake before PM today

Oi! I've been up and about for at least 40 minutes!

Yet again I am wrong

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