FabSwingers.com forum: What pisses you off?

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

So hand's up, I'll admit to being a grumpy middle aged man who moans about , well just about everything.

But there's a few things that really get my goat.

Pretty much right up there is.

Women.... I say women as in my experience it's nearly always women who do this...

Ask a question, then totally ignoring the fact that you are answering said question, then proceed to ask another question before you have even finished answering the first one.

And then pays no FUCKING attention to either answer anyway!!!

People who answer a question with a pissing question.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

And breathe.

So apart from moaning middle aged men what really gets on your tits?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What really gets on my tits?

My bra.

I'm here all night folks.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

People who lie (not stuff like a surprise party. Bad lies)

People who continue to lie instead of fess up when they're busted.

Covid deniers

So many things... so so many things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who lie (not stuff like a surprise party. Bad lies)

People who continue to lie instead of fess up when they're busted.

Covid deniers

So many things... so so many things."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men that lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both women and men lie on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when someone answers to my question with a question too OP. Even more if it's the same question. Like me asking my OH if he's hungry and asks me if I'm hungry back rather than answering me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when someone answers to my question with a question too OP. Even more if it's the same question. Like me asking my OH if he's hungry and asks me if I'm hungry back rather than answering me

Wrong emoji *

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I hate it when someone answers to my question with a question too OP. Even more if it's the same question. Like me asking my OH if he's hungry and asks me if I'm hungry back rather than answering me

But seriously, what DO ya want for dinner?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

On here....boys trying to act like men!

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Rudeness & ignorance. It costs nothing to be polite to people.

Treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself.

Oh and people who can't be bothered to take their trolley back & dump it in a car park space. That REALLY pisses me off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when someone answers to my question with a question too OP. Even more if it's the same question. Like me asking my OH if he's hungry and asks me if I'm hungry back rather than answering me

But seriously, what DO ya want for dinner?"

Me: Have you defrosted something when you used up the last bit of chicken?

OH: Yeeees?

(means definitely no)

Me: Why?

OH: Because that would make sense

*insert finger gun to one's head gif*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when someone answers to my question with a question too OP. Even more if it's the same question. Like me asking my OH if he's hungry and asks me if I'm hungry back rather than answering me

But seriously, what DO ya want for dinner?"

This drives me nuts and is probably the biggest cause of minor arguments in our house.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Stubbing my toe

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Nothing much really.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

When you go to bake a cake and you're missing that one vital ingredient. Ggggrrrrrr. I suppose that's more of a frustration than pissing me off mind.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So do you smoke?"

"No. Well only at parties or when I'm around friends"

"So you do smoke?"

"No"

*Internally combusts!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visiting Fab after a small break to get a message from someone who can't believe the woman in the wheelchair isn't extremely grateful and desperate to get their message. That's pissed me off.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Oh god I've just remembered another.

People who drive too fast in a car park.

Why the fuck do people feel the need to drive round the local leisure centre, supermarket shopping centre car park like it's a bloody rally stage.

The amount of near misses caused by some nutbag hurtling through car parks is ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad hygiene and liars, but the people who believe their own lies are the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes to liars ^^

But also, people who 'drop hints' then get annoyed with me when I don't pick up on them. Not in a direct 'I'm annoyed at you because xyz', but in a huffy passive aggressive big sigh eye rolly way. I will never get hints, just be direct ffs. Channel your inner German.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

When you offer someone several choices of something and they reply ‘ Oh I don’t mind, whatever’s (easiest, quickest, etc). Really pisses me off. I’m offering you a choice and I want to know what you’re choice is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who continue to indicate RIGHT when coming off LEFT from a roundabout.

I mean, hanging’s too bloody good for them.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Car drivers that get angry when they can't overtake me on my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we change this into what grinds your gears or would that mean something totally different on this site? Ha

Either way, I'll go with the generic people on the road and people that leave milk out the fridge for any period of time.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I hate it when someone answers to my question with a question too OP. Even more if it's the same question. Like me asking my OH if he's hungry and asks me if I'm hungry back rather than answering me

But seriously, what DO ya want for dinner?"

What do YOU fancy to eat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who lie about lying for the sake of lying and be loud for the sake of being loud

Also in covid times, people who wear their masks under their nose. WHY HAVE YOU GOT IT ON

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What pisses me off? Pavement parking, dog shit on the pavements, broken pavements and pavements without dropped kerbs. Basically, pavements piss me off

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

My boss, he’s completely out of his depth and a yes man. Pisses me right off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What really gets on my tits?

My bra.

I'm here all night folks."

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Flakiness and indecisiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who spit in the street , boils my piss

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

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By *ssexCougarandCubCouple
over a year ago

Central London

Being stuck indoors, knowing there’s a million people out there just like me and not being able to meet up even for a fucking social

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By *ssexCougarandCubCouple
over a year ago

Central London

Oh yeah and no one replying with ‘come here let’s party!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hypocritical people who spout morales but are actually very guilty of the same thing themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who take everything seriously

The easily and readily offended

Professional 'Managers'

People that can't do a job telling me how to

People with a point to prove

Perennial victims

Those who won't be wrong

Till dawdlers

50mph in the middle lane

Football fanatics

Mouth breathers

Those that sniff up instead of blowing their nose

Spitters

Amateur 'experts'

Amateur 'psychologists'

Those that pray on the emotionally damaged

Over huggers (one is enough)

The 'if you've been once, I've been twice' crowd

Bullies

Aggressive d*unks

Men that show off in front of women

Overt masculinity

Laddishness

Peaky Blinder wannabes

Three quarter pants wearers

Cyclists riding side by side

Pedants

Snides

There's more but my index finger is hurting now

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"People who lie about lying for the sake of lying and be loud for the sake of being loud

Also in covid times, people who wear their masks under their nose. WHY HAVE YOU GOT IT ON

The under the nose thing !!!!

Blows my mind !

Or a family of 4/5 come out 2 parents 3 kids all of an age they can walk parents wearing masks kids don’t ....?

Are the kids less at risk ?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Dogma.

Jobsworths.

Unfair distribution of wealth.

Insidiousness of all the 'isms

FGM.

When people externalise all of their problems, blame others and won't own their own shit.

Lack of compassion.

Dog clothes.

Strong winds.

Celebrity culture and TV.

Societal disassociation.

Coldsores.

Laundry.

Plastic toy shite.

Queing for stuff in shops.

Narcissism.

Damp wood when lighting a fire.

Moaning.. So. I'm stopping now

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Hypocritical people who spout morales but are actually very guilty of the same thing themselves. "

When I really need a blowjob that feeling is annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting asked a question, but given two or three choices of answers. Give an answer to which is then disregarded and one of the others chosen by the person asking the initial question... You obviously knew your answer, so why effing ask me in first place!

Dog fouling pisses me off, but even worse when someone has picked it up, and then just threw the bag on the ground!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot to be honest! Never had the time to worry about simple things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less and less. In control. On the other hand more things raise my eyebrows. Must be ageing

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By *ve 63Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

When someone tells you the ending to a film that your in the middle of watching

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

"People who lie (not stuff like a surprise party. Bad lies)

People who continue to lie instead of fess up when they're busted.

Covid deniers

So many things... so so many things."

I was going to say something similar ... but stop after the word "People". It's generally people that p--- me off. People are pretty much always the cause somehow

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

When Greggs run out of bacon or sausage for my brekky butty

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan
over a year ago

Northants

Flys and flip flops.

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Just joking, love greggs and all their wonderful staff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to set an alarm for 530 because i have to work tomorrow

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Ask a question, then totally ignoring the fact that you are answering said question, then proceed to ask another question before you have even finished answering the first one.

And then pays no FUCKING attention to either answer anyway!!!"

Related to this: Bunch of people discussing a thing. Speculating, purely making shit up, getting wronger and wronger and wronger.

I chime in with the actual, supportable facts of the matter. Give them the clear-cut answer they haven't bothered to look up.

They all just keep going like I never spoke.

Just... why? Are they not interested in facts and truth? Are they just talking for the sake of talking? Do they *like* being openly ignorant?

Fine, then. I'll just fade back into the wallpaper until they want something getting down off a high shelf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People talking over me, hate it...even worse when you are asked a question by someone and they don't wait for your answer before they start talking again.

People who don't listen.

Bad driving in adverse weather

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

People who say "so" at the beginning of every sentence for no apparent reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters

Liars

People who say "literally" all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad kissers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much to be honest. I'm quite chill.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

When the security tag sets the alarm off on goods you've paid for.

I'm pretty chilled usually but this does annoy me sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Greggs run out of bacon or sausage for my brekky butty "

When you're second in the queue, want a sausage roll and the fker in front orders all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you want to buy something online and it says in stock you add it to your bag and it says sold out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m heartened to know how many of my characteristics piss you all off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people taking advantage of my good nature and freeloading off of me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’m heartened to know how many of my characteristics piss you all off. "

Are you a pavement?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m heartened to know how many of my characteristics piss you all off.

Are you a pavement?!"

I think I was used as one in the past if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So hand's up, I'll admit to being a grumpy middle aged man who moans about , well just about everything.

But there's a few things that really get my goat.

Pretty much right up there is.

Women.... I say women as in my experience it's nearly always women who do this...

Ask a question, then totally ignoring the fact that you are answering said question, then proceed to ask another question before you have even finished answering the first one.

And then pays no FUCKING attention to either answer anyway!!!

People who answer a question with a pissing question.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

And breathe.

So apart from moaning middle aged men what really gets on your tits?"

Illiterate idiots on Facebook who have no idea how to use punctuation! Doesn’t arse Minnie but seriously pisses me off haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who continue to indicate RIGHT when coming off LEFT from a roundabout.

I mean, hanging’s too bloody good for them. "

People who are going straight on at a roundabout and indicate right, or idiots who don’t bother indicating at all when they exit one!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I think this has been brought on by homeworking and seeing all the dog walkers twice a day, every day but...

If their pooches shit twice a day (and they clean it up) that is two plastic bags per pooch. Multiply by the number of dogs in the country and you have an ecological catastrophe happening every day!

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By *ovestruck69Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Men having profiles that say they r women bit want women themselves.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

When I started this I thought

"People will tell me to stop moaning"

Actually I now realise I'm pretty chilled by comparison to most,I feel very much better aboot myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit messages.

The ones with about 2 words in them.

I just lose interest.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

TV much prefure music

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

People who scrape cutlery against their teeth.

People whistling.

More so at the moment, people not wearing a mask walking around the store whistling...

Aren't you just projecting more of your fucking breath further unnecessarily?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this has been brought on by homeworking and seeing all the dog walkers twice a day, every day but...

If their pooches shit twice a day (and they clean it up) that is two plastic bags per pooch. Multiply by the number of dogs in the country and you have an ecological catastrophe happening every day!"

It's easy to buy biodegradable poo bags though and not expensive! But yes, totally agree!

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By *armar61Man
over a year ago

redditch

Why????

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Bad drivers seriously piss me off.

Drivers who drive too slow.

Drivers who drive like absolute cunts and have no disregard for other road users.

Drivers who don't know the width of their own fucking car and stop give way to on coming traffic for no reason whatsoever.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So hand's up, I'll admit to being a grumpy middle aged man who moans about , well just about everything.

But there's a few things that really get my goat.

Pretty much right up there is.

Women.... I say women as in my experience it's nearly always women who do this...

Ask a question, then totally ignoring the fact that you are answering said question, then proceed to ask another question before you have even finished answering the first one.

And then pays no FUCKING attention to either answer anyway!!!

People who answer a question with a pissing question.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

And breathe.

So apart from moaning middle aged men what really gets on your tits?"

This made me giggle . Thankyou

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By *08428Man
over a year ago

Shaftesbury

People who use foul language in their bio, or in messages, forum ect,also my pet hate is grown adults who say in bio that they will block or report, to me that's child talk just like the school play grounds.

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