FabSwingers.com forum: Chefs you Would.....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Following on from Diamonds Lust for Geno Thread....

She would I wouldn't ...

Which chef or T.V. Cook ~Would you ?

Nigel Slater

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

geno

nigella

and marco if i closed my eyes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

James Martin and not just because he makes the most delicious cakes and puds.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm all over Nigella.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Gino and Jean Christophe Novelli

And my guilty pleasure Brian Turner

Have met all three and they are mmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorraine Pascale

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

In other words Diamonds..... If it cooks . you'll 'ave it!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Lorraine Pascale

Who is she ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lorraine Pascale

Who is she ?"

The black ex-model that bakes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN"

Wink Wink ... I knead Simon Rimmers Dough Balls ..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Lorraine Pascale

Who is she ?

The black ex-model that bakes."

So she's a BBW ......

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would love to blind bake Nigella's vagina using my penis as the casing quide IF U NO WAT I MEAN

I don't.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lorraine Pascale

Who is she ?

The black ex-model that bakes.

So she's a BBW ......"

Absolutely... a baking black woman

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN

Wink Wink ... I knead Simon Rimmers Dough Balls .. "

can I watch?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would so like to be the sausage in her roll if her roll was her vajiner IF U NO WAT I MEAN

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN

Wink Wink ... I knead Simon Rimmers Dough Balls .. "

I do love a bald head... Simon Rimmers, nominative determinism?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN

Wink Wink ... I knead Simon Rimmers Dough Balls ..

I do love a bald head... Simon Rimmers, nominative determinism?"

There's a joke about rimming here but for the life of me it escapes me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do gino , James Martin and Heston lol x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN

Wink Wink ... I knead Simon Rimmers Dough Balls ..

I do love a bald head... Simon Rimmers, nominative determinism?"

Does that have cherries on top ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I would do gino , James Martin and Heston lol x"

What about your missus ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN

Wink Wink ... I knead Simon Rimmers Dough Balls ..

I do love a bald head... Simon Rimmers, nominative determinism?

There's a joke about rimming here but for the life of me it escapes me."

Stop licking arse!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN

Wink Wink ... I knead Simon Rimmers Dough Balls ..

I do love a bald head... Simon Rimmers, nominative determinism?

Does that have cherries on top ?"

ooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oop's nearly forgot "Ching-He Huang" too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao so who would join me with this delicious trio any offers? Come on girls 3 hot guys me and who? X

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN

Wink Wink ... I knead Simon Rimmers Dough Balls ..

I do love a bald head... Simon Rimmers, nominative determinism?

There's a joke about rimming here but for the life of me it escapes me.

Stop licking arse!"

That was it! Thanks.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Lmao so who would join me with this delicious trio any offers? Come on girls 3 hot guys me and who? X"

I like to move slowly and certainly these days. Eight hands up my cludgey at once can be pretty startling when your on the wrong side of ...uhmmmmm 30.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marco Pierre White for me ....... he has a face like a well slept in bed.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I would love to knead Nigella's baps IF U NO WAT I MEAN

Wink Wink ... I knead Simon Rimmers Dough Balls ..

can I watch?"

Im sure I could manage a quad of bollocks.... be my guest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorraine Pascale! Now she has a tidy arse

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would so decorate Nigella's buns with my special icening IF U NO WOT I MEAN

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

"Lorraine Pascale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marco Pierre White

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would so decorate Nigella's buns with my special icening IF U NO WOT I MEAN"

Pffft…… Munckle…come-on man,,,,,, I had you down for a sandwich with the hairy bikers ….!.

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

another Gino fan here

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Why has no one gone for Delia ? or Gordon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also like Jean-Christophe Novelli, he's gorgeous but perhaps too pretty to play with, I'd take him as a runner up to bad boy Marco, who could whip my ass with his wooden spoon anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would so decorate Nigella's buns with my special icening IF U NO WOT I MEAN

Pffft…… Munckle…come-on man,,,,,, I had you down for a sandwich with the hairy bikers ….!.

Jamie Oliver

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

nigella and john torode cos i like the way he licks his spoon!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

john torode

james martin

michel roux junior

put em in a hot pot,mix em up and throw me in

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

isnt that what they do to witches lacey?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"isnt that what they do to witches lacey?"
cheeky biatch,get back to your conference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jean-Christophe Novelli

Nick Nairn

Bruno Loubet

A yonger Marco Pierre White

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would sooooo cure Nigella's meat with something warm and salty IF U NO WAT I MEAN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Ramsay bet hes a right dirty bastard!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would so decorate Nigella's buns with my special icening IF U NO WOT I MEAN

Pffft…… Munckle…come-on man,,,,,, I had you down for a sandwich with the hairy bikers ….!.

They aren't my type sox old chum. BUT! I heard this morning that they are both going on a diet so watch this space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would so decorate Nigella's buns with my special icening IF U NO WOT I MEAN

Pffft…… Munckle…come-on man,,,,,, I had you down for a sandwich with the hairy bikers ….!.

They aren't my type sox old chum. BUT! I heard this morning that they are both going on a diet so watch this space! "

OMG….Munkster. you so fickle ,,, and now I have a disturbing image burning into my brain, of your neat derriere nestling alongside the craggy butt-cheeks of a newly slimed down Dave and Simon in a lets all check-out who’s got the tidiest arse competition…

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Marco Pierre White ?..not if it would prevent WW3..his faux macho posturing is pathetic...now Matt Tebbett!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would so decorate Nigella's buns with my special icening IF U NO WOT I MEAN

Pffft…… Munckle…come-on man,,,,,, I had you down for a sandwich with the hairy bikers ….!.

They aren't my type sox old chum. BUT! I heard this morning that they are both going on a diet so watch this space!

I feel quite faint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely heston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why has no one gone for Delia ? or Gordon ?"

I'd like to domme Gordon Ramsay ...... really do a Miss_tress on him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is just a number lol x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would so braise Nigella's brisket in my own concentrate. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Martin, Gordon ramsey, nigella Lawson and gino di campo.

All together in a big orgy please!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigella Lawson!!

Mmmmmmm those eyes, naughty looks, the sounds she makes and the licking & suckin of fingers, she gets so messy sometimes and just ............ mmmmmmmmm!!

The parody of Nigella, I cant think who done it, but its very funny.

Maybe Rachael Ray??

http://www.slashfood.com/2011/01/27/sexy-chefs-women-2011/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben&Jerry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marco Pierre White for me ....... he has a face like a well slept in bed.

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I like him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago I met Marco Pierre White, in his Wheelers Restaurant in St James London. SW1A 1PH

http://www.marcopierrewhite.org/

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would soooo let Nigella create a reduction from my sauce allowing her to season as she tasted. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mrs swinger is a chef and yes i would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't a huge choice in females so has to Nigella

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"There isn't a huge choice in females so has to Nigella

Yes this.

I would sooooo stuff her with my special filling and then possibly spit roast her if you are interested AND NO WAT I MEAN?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachel Khoo

she's gorgeous

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

James Martin does it for me.

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