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So to cheer myself up I’m off to the shop to buy supplies to get me through the rest of the day.
I’m taking orders, so what would you all like while I’m out?
I might also point out that I won’t be angry if I return to boobs and other pleasantries in my inbox  | |||
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"Oooo Ferrero rocher would go down a treat, so would naan bread for my balti Nom nom nom " Ferreros are on their way. If there are any missing by the time they arrive, be sure to blame the erm.... delivery guy
Naan coming up and I’ve chucked a few samosas and onion bhajis your way too | |||
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"Can I get a nice scented candle please "1 Posh Wankee candle is here and waiting for you  | |||
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"Oooo Ferrero rocher would go down a treat, so would naan bread for my balti Nom nom nom Ferreros are on their way. If there are any missing by the time they arrive, be sure to blame the erm.... delivery guy
Naan coming up and I’ve chucked a few samosas and onion bhajis your way too "Oooooh yeah!!!!! | |||
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"Oooo Ferrero rocher would go down a treat, so would naan bread for my balti Nom nom nom Ferreros are on their way. If there are any missing by the time they arrive, be sure to blame the erm.... delivery guy
Naan coming up and I’ve chucked a few samosas and onion bhajis your way too
Oooooh yeah!!!!!"Here to share the joy (and carbs). I’ll be sure to send over some willing and eager companions to help you work it all off afterwards too  | |||
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"Cornetto" Ooooooh I’ve not had one of those in years. The little extra bit of chocolate you get at the end of the cone | |||
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"A bunch of daffodils please x" Will a dandelion do? | |||
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"A double decker please " Absolutely underrated chocolate bar! Great choice!! 2 coming right up!! | |||
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"My day has definitely picked up with all the boobies and Tina..... what can I say "No autographs given, mind | |||
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"An absolutely horrendous day, and the chances are it will get even worse
So to cheer myself up I’m off to the shop to buy supplies to get me through the rest of the day.
I’m taking orders, so what would you all like while I’m out?
I might also point out that I won’t be angry if I return to boobs and other pleasantries in my inbox "There will be a boobies pic on my profile tomorrow. I could send you a sneak preview. I'll have some strawberries please. | |||
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"A double decker please Absolutely underrated chocolate bar! Great choice!! 2 coming right up!!" Eat the bottom half first! | |||
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"My day has definitely picked up with all the boobies and Tina..... what can I say
No autographs given, mind "Even if I ask really really nicely? | |||
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"Some loo roll, Vienetta for the kids and some tulips for me, ta x " I’ll screenshot this in case I’m stopped for hoarding bog roll! That first cut into a brand new tub of Vienetta just hits differently | |||
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"An absolutely horrendous day, and the chances are it will get even worse
So to cheer myself up I’m off to the shop to buy supplies to get me through the rest of the day.
I’m taking orders, so what would you all like while I’m out?
I might also point out that I won’t be angry if I return to boobs and other pleasantries in my inbox
There will be a boobies pic on my profile tomorrow. I could send you a sneak preview.
I'll have some strawberries please. "Sneak peaks are always welcomed. I’ll whip you up a little fruit bowl and get it sent over | |||
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"An absolutely horrendous day, and the chances are it will get even worse
So to cheer myself up I’m off to the shop to buy supplies to get me through the rest of the day.
I’m taking orders, so what would you all like while I’m out?
I might also point out that I won’t be angry if I return to boobs and other pleasantries in my inbox
There will be a boobies pic on my profile tomorrow. I could send you a sneak preview.
I'll have some strawberries please.
Sneak peaks are always welcomed. I’ll whip you up a little fruit bowl and get it sent over "Ooh thank you. | |||
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"Blue bon bons" Never had an bom bons... how would you describe them? I’ll get them added to the basket on my next venture to the shops | |||
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"Please could you pick me up some cable ties and tomato sauce." Shovel too by any chance and a fake passport? | |||
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"Hot water bottle and a bag of dried apricots please;-) " I’ve added both to the basket. Chucked in some dried mango too. If you’ve never tried it you’ll thank me. If you’ve tried it and you don’t like it, then more for me
Additionally if you’re after a more intimate time of body warming, I can help sift through applications from Fab males for you if you’d like? | |||
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"Please could you pick me up some cable ties and tomato sauce." *screenshots for legal purposes*
Of course Sir. Can I interest you in some liver while we are at it? I know a man...... | |||
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"Hot water bottle and a bag of dried apricots please;-) I’ve added both to the basket. Chucked in some dried mango too. If you’ve never tried it you’ll thank me. If you’ve tried it and you don’t like it, then more for me
Additionally if you’re after a more intimate time of body warming, I can help sift through applications from Fab males for you if you’d like? "I have tried most of dried fruit. Thank you
I'm fine with selection process. However you can write half a story for me I've promised to do and haven't done so..  | |||
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"Hot water bottle and a bag of dried apricots please;-) I’ve added both to the basket. Chucked in some dried mango too. If you’ve never tried it you’ll thank me. If you’ve tried it and you don’t like it, then more for me
Additionally if you’re after a more intimate time of body warming, I can help sift through applications from Fab males for you if you’d like?
I have tried most of dried fruit. Thank you
I'm fine with selection process. However you can write half a story for me I've promised to do and haven't done so.. "I can do that. Give me a plot synopsis and I’ll crack it out. Can I get creative and throw in my own plot twist? | |||
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"Hot water bottle and a bag of dried apricots please;-) I’ve added both to the basket. Chucked in some dried mango too. If you’ve never tried it you’ll thank me. If you’ve tried it and you don’t like it, then more for me
Additionally if you’re after a more intimate time of body warming, I can help sift through applications from Fab males for you if you’d like?
I have tried most of dried fruit. Thank you
I'm fine with selection process. However you can write half a story for me I've promised to do and haven't done so..
I can do that. Give me a plot synopsis and I’ll crack it out. Can I get creative and throw in my own plot twist? "That would be cheating. But you can give me some motivational blurb instead | |||
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"Some nice lingerie to show off my boobies to you "My inbox says otherwise. Therefore ensure that you double the pic total to make up for your indiscretions it’s the only way you’ll learn! | |||
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"Hi OP, I'm running low on gin, and could I have some giant Wotsits too please "I haven’t had Wotsits in years. Consider it done! I’m stocking up on Wotsits and Space Raiders at the first opportunity
What’s your Gin of choice and how do you take it? | |||
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"Hot water bottle and a bag of dried apricots please;-) I’ve added both to the basket. Chucked in some dried mango too. If you’ve never tried it you’ll thank me. If you’ve tried it and you don’t like it, then more for me
Additionally if you’re after a more intimate time of body warming, I can help sift through applications from Fab males for you if you’d like?
I have tried most of dried fruit. Thank you
I'm fine with selection process. However you can write half a story for me I've promised to do and haven't done so..
I can do that. Give me a plot synopsis and I’ll crack it out. Can I get creative and throw in my own plot twist?
That would be cheating. But you can give me some motivational blurb instead "It’s more sharing the workload than it is cheating. We need to have a more flexible approach to language if this story is going to make its mark  | |||
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"Toilet roll please....and please be quick ......" You’re full of shit | |||
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"Hi OP, I'm running low on gin, and could I have some giant Wotsits too please
I haven’t had Wotsits in years. Consider it done! I’m stocking up on Wotsits and Space Raiders at the first opportunity
What’s your Gin of choice and how do you take it? "Suprise me with the gin, Im feeling reckless. Might need ice cubes too. Think I've got plenty of tonic 
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"Some nice lingerie to show off my boobies to you
My inbox says otherwise. Therefore ensure that you double the pic total to make up for your indiscretions it’s the only way you’ll learn!"Considering you’ve yet to buy it..... Check your inbox. X | |||
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"Toilet roll please....and please be quick ...... You’re full of shit "Not now....hence the toilet roll lol | |||
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"Hi OP, I'm running low on gin, and could I have some giant Wotsits too please
I haven’t had Wotsits in years. Consider it done! I’m stocking up on Wotsits and Space Raiders at the first opportunity
What’s your Gin of choice and how do you take it?
Suprise me with the gin, Im feeling reckless.
Might need ice cubes too.
Think I've got plenty of tonic
Good man "No ice, no tonic. Put your big girl knickers on and get it down you woman | |||
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"Some nice lingerie to show off my boobies to you
My inbox says otherwise. Therefore ensure that you double the pic total to make up for your indiscretions it’s the only way you’ll learn!
Considering you’ve yet to buy it.....
Check your inbox. X"The double dose I received went down a treat. Thank you missy x | |||
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"Toilet roll please....and please be quick ...... You’re full of shit
Not now....hence the toilet roll lol"Shops shut. I’ve got some leaves or some cardboard? | |||
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