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"I should be writing a Psychoanalytical piece for my Lit Theory class. Instead I’m listening to podcasts and arseing around on here. " What should you be psychoanalysing? | |||
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"I should be devouring some pussy but been you all are sticking to "lockdown" regulations" Ah well. Sucks to be in the middle of a pandemic. | |||
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"I shot be listing items on my eBay shop but I can't be assed" I feel you! What should you be listing? | |||
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"I should be working... but it's strangely quiet." Don't say quiet! That's the kiss o death to quiet time right there! | |||
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"Working but getting very distracted on here!" I hope work doesn't involve heavy machinery (which auto carrot wanted to change to machetes  ) or chemicals.... | |||
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"I should be writing a Psychoanalytical piece for my Lit Theory class. Instead I’m listening to podcasts and arseing around on here. What should you be psychoanalysing?" du Maurier’s ‘Rebecca’ - hence the procrastination. | |||
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"I don't really know to be honest but I got distracted by pornhub and now feel to nice to want to move. "I havepornhub bliss envy now.... | |||
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"Working but getting very distracted on here! I hope work doesn't involve heavy machinery (which auto carrot wanted to change to machetes ) or chemicals...."Nope just a laptop in front of me today! That would be a disaster, but I just can’t resist  | |||
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"Well I'm at work but mostly on here. As not much going on at work "Crank up the toons and have a rave Stephan! | |||
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".....right now? Thursday. Thor's day. So obviously I should be doing Thor. Sadly he is not here, so instead I'm smooching about on fab and wishing I could find the urge to perve. I should actually be doing some painting as well, but the paints are over there and the stuff is over there and the water is in the tap. And I'm over here so I can't be bothered. But more importantly..... what should YOU be doing?" Working. From home. So you can imagine how well that's going... | |||
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"Erm.... probably a million and one different things but an afternoon nap is looking good right now. " Nap time! Good call woman  | |||
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"On way to bed I said ........ Clear the hall of coats , hats, shoes n shite in the morning. This morning I said, oh yeah .... we are doing the hall today ..... I'm still at the planning stage. " The planning stage is the most important stage Granny. If the planning isn't done correctly then the whole process could fall apart. Couple more days planning, then get it signed off. Then make a plan for a start date. | |||
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"Well I'm at work but mostly on here. As not much going on at work
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"I should be writing a Psychoanalytical piece for my Lit Theory class. Instead I’m listening to podcasts and arseing around on here. What should you be psychoanalysing? du Maurier’s ‘Rebecca’ - hence the procrastination. " I'm with you on that. Never been a massive fan of du Maurier myself. | |||
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"Working but getting very distracted on here! I hope work doesn't involve heavy machinery (which auto carrot wanted to change to machetes ) or chemicals....
Nope just a laptop in front of me today! That would be a disaster, but I just can’t resist "Phew. Continue being distracted then! | |||
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"We should both be working but hey ho "You can work on each other instead! 
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" Working. From home. So you can imagine how well that's going..." Ah yes. Zoom call while browsing fab? | |||
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"I should be doing something at work at I guess . I mean I am doing something literally, it's just not work and involves EBay "Ebay you say..... | |||
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"Well I'm at work but mostly on here. As not much going on at work
Crank up the toons and have a rave Stephan!
Too old and I don't like rave music "You don't have to use that music.... anything works! | |||
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"I should be doing something at work at I guess . I mean I am doing something literally, it's just not work and involves EBay
Ebay you say..... " | |||
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"On way to bed I said ........ Clear the hall of coats , hats, shoes n shite in the morning. This morning I said, oh yeah .... we are doing the hall today ..... I'm still at the planning stage. The planning stage is the most important stage Granny. If the planning isn't done correctly then the whole process could fall apart. Couple more days planning, then get it signed off. Then make a plan for a start date." Do you work for the council by any chance ? Sound advice. I'll start Monday. That's now the plan. Besides I might wear a coat on mondy | |||
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"Working but I'm on furlough again "Aww man! It'll be over some time | |||
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"Working but I'm on furlough again
Aww man!
It'll be over some time "Hope so, my bank balance will be non existent buying pretty things for when this is all over and hoping I don't turn into a lard arse and fit in them haha | |||
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"I should be finishing off the draft of a work email. Instead I am on here and looking at Valentine's Day cards while I have a cup of tea and contemplate making cake." I shall finish your email for you... "And in conclusion, it seems likely the current plan of action is hitherto correctly validated. I look forward to your thoughts on the subject. Yours, but not in a weird way, Meli" You're welcome. | |||
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"Working but I'm on furlough again
Aww man!
It'll be over some time
Hope so, my bank balance will be non existent buying pretty things for when this is all over and hoping I don't turn into a lard arse and fit in them haha"I’ll help you burn off any excess..  | |||
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"I'm doing exactly what I had planned. Cooking a chicken balti "There's always one doing exactly what they should be
Should that not read "Cooking a chicken balti and delivering it to Posh" though? | |||
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"I should be at home working on music but alas the mortgage requires payment so I must work "Bloody mortgage. Tell them you don't wanna. I can't imagine it'll work but it's worth a try? | |||
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"Sewing. Had a corset pattern cut out for a few days but with nowhere to wear one my mojo is running low" It's my birthday soon. You need a new corset for my big cam party. And did I mention ... .... ..... It's my birthday soon | |||
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".....right now? Thursday. Thor's day. So obviously I should be doing Thor. Sadly he is not here, so instead I'm smooching about on fab and wishing I could find the urge to perve. I should actually be doing some painting as well, but the paints are over there and the stuff is over there and the water is in the tap. And I'm over here so I can't be bothered. But more importantly..... what should YOU be doing?" Haha I feel you! I should be out walking but my shoes and coat are over there and I’m on the sofa so... guess it’ll have to wait. | |||
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"On way to bed I said ........ Clear the hall of coats , hats, shoes n shite in the morning. This morning I said, oh yeah .... we are doing the hall today ..... I'm still at the planning stage. The planning stage is the most important stage Granny. If the planning isn't done correctly then the whole process could fall apart. Couple more days planning, then get it signed off. Then make a plan for a start date. Do you work for the council by any chance ? Sound advice. I'll start Monday. That's now the plan. Besides I might wear a coat on mondy " I don't. But I should! I'll email them and tell them what they're missing. I have to plan it first though. Have you exciting outdoor plans for Monday, or are you just having a central heating free day? If so.... I advise 2 pairs of socks. | |||
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"Sewing. Had a corset pattern cut out for a few days but with nowhere to wear one my mojo is running low" I'm very envious that you have the skill to make a corset. Kudos to you | |||
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"I think I’ve missed my window of opportunity to go for a run so I think I should go to bed and eat snacks." Come to my bed and eat snacks. | |||
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"I think I’ve missed my window of opportunity to go for a run so I think I should go to bed and eat snacks. Come to my bed and eat snacks." Snacks you say? | |||
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"Working but I'm on furlough again
Aww man!
It'll be over some time
Hope so, my bank balance will be non existent buying pretty things for when this is all over and hoping I don't turn into a lard arse and fit in them haha"Buy them a size bigger.... you can always take them in with a few stitches! You're welcome | |||
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" Haha I feel you! I should be out walking but my shoes and coat are over there and I’m on the sofa so... guess it’ll have to wait. " It's just terrible when the things aren't where you need them. Plus, outside is way over there. Best stay on the sofa. | |||
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"I should be finishing off the draft of a work email. Instead I am on here and looking at Valentine's Day cards while I have a cup of tea and contemplate making cake. I shall finish your email for you... "And in conclusion, it seems likely the current plan of action is hitherto correctly validated. I look forward to your thoughts on the subject. Yours, but not in a weird way, Meli" You're welcome." I'm probably not going to sign off with Meli, I don't want them to realise I have a secret superhero identity. Thank you for the rest of it though. | |||
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"I should be home by now.. but no.. incompetence strikes again. "Aww man.... that's no good at all. Do you need soothing? | |||
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"No should in my vocabulary. I do what I want, when I want. As long as dinner is ready by 4/5 and there's clean clothes. Although, the dogs have brought in mud from the garden,so that needs sweeping up. " They'll bring in more later..... so might as well wait until after that! | |||
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"I’m just about to go into a meeting so I’m actually going to do what I should be doing "Another one who is actually doing what they should be
Hang on.... you're going to stay on fab as well aren't you! | |||
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"I should be finishing off the draft of a work email. Instead I am on here and looking at Valentine's Day cards while I have a cup of tea and contemplate making cake. I shall finish your email for you... "And in conclusion, it seems likely the current plan of action is hitherto correctly validated. I look forward to your thoughts on the subject. Yours, but not in a weird way, Meli" You're welcome. I'm probably not going to sign off with Meli, I don't want them to realise I have a secret superhero identity. Thank you for the rest of it though. "Well no. Sign off with "Goddess". They'll know who it is. Mainly because their inbox will tell them. | |||
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"I should be laying on the ground with a naughty woman sitting on my face and wriggling. but its not happening "The floor sounds uncomfortable. Maybe bed would be better? | |||
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"Sewing. Had a corset pattern cut out for a few days but with nowhere to wear one my mojo is running low I'm very envious that you have the skill to make a corset. Kudos to you "Thanks, takes a while but worth it for the perfect fit and strength | |||
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"I think I’ve missed my window of opportunity to go for a run so I think I should go to bed and eat snacks. Come to my bed and eat snacks. Snacks you say?" I’m game if you both are | |||
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"I should be at home working on music but alas the mortgage requires payment so I must work
Bloody mortgage.
Tell them you don't wanna. I can't imagine it'll work but it's worth a try?"I’ve tried that before but to no avail
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"I should be laying on the ground with a naughty woman sitting on my face and wriggling. but its not happening
The floor sounds uncomfortable. Maybe bed would be better?"maybe but its still not happening | |||
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"Well I'm at work but mostly on here. As not much going on at work
Crank up the toons and have a rave Stephan!
Too old and I don't like rave music
You don't have to use that music.... anything works!
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"I think I’ve missed my window of opportunity to go for a run so I think I should go to bed and eat snacks. Come to my bed and eat snacks. Snacks you say? I’m game if you both are " | |||
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"I SHOULD be at work, but I've come home because I'm ill, my waterproofs were leaky, and my number plate has fallen off. All those things mean I must stay at home in pj's for a week, at least. I hate all the stuff." I am sending hugs and hair stroking to you Nell... | |||
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"Sewing. Had a corset pattern cut out for a few days but with nowhere to wear one my mojo is running low" Seriously jealous of your corset collection  | |||
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"Drinking my tea but I don't know if I have the energy to put the effort in to pick it up "Do you need cheerleaders to encourage you? | |||
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"Working but I'm on furlough again
Aww man!
It'll be over some time
Hope so, my bank balance will be non existent buying pretty things for when this is all over and hoping I don't turn into a lard arse and fit in them haha
Buy them a size bigger.... you can always take them in with a few stitches!
You're welcome "I have to be on the safe side, boohoo are notoriously bad for their sizing | |||
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"I SHOULD be at work, but I've come home because I'm ill, my waterproofs were leaky, and my number plate has fallen off. All those things mean I must stay at home in pj's for a week, at least. I hate all the stuff. I am sending hugs and hair stroking to you Nell... "Thankyousomuch | |||
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"I should be at home working on music but alas the mortgage requires payment so I must work
Bloody mortgage.
Tell them you don't wanna. I can't imagine it'll work but it's worth a try?
I’ve tried that before but to no avail
"Damn them. You should stick your tongue out at them and then moon them. And video it for me | |||
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"I should be home by now.. but no.. incompetence strikes again.
Aww man.... that's no good at all.
Do you need soothing? "Please... soothing bath for two?  | |||
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"I should be laying on the ground with a naughty woman sitting on my face and wriggling. but its not happening
The floor sounds uncomfortable. Maybe bed would be better?
maybe but its still not happening "Aww Wonko. | |||
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"I should be at home working on music but alas the mortgage requires payment so I must work
Bloody mortgage.
Tell them you don't wanna. I can't imagine it'll work but it's worth a try?
I’ve tried that before but to no avail
Damn them.
You should stick your tongue out at them and then moon them.
And video it for me "I tend to take the “Well fuck off” approach How I’m still employed is a mystery if I’m honest | |||
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"Well I'm at work but mostly on here. As not much going on at work
Crank up the toons and have a rave Stephan!
Too old and I don't like rave music
You don't have to use that music.... anything works!
Not sure the lorry drivers would appreciate it "Fuck em. Not in a saucy way. Unless you want to... | |||
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"Working but I'm on furlough again
Aww man!
It'll be over some time
Hope so, my bank balance will be non existent buying pretty things for when this is all over and hoping I don't turn into a lard arse and fit in them haha
Buy them a size bigger.... you can always take them in with a few stitches!
You're welcome
I have to be on the safe side, boohoo are notoriously bad for their sizing "So true..... I should do some online window shopping | |||
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"I SHOULD be at work, but I've come home because I'm ill, my waterproofs were leaky, and my number plate has fallen off. All those things mean I must stay at home in pj's for a week, at least. I hate all the stuff. I am sending hugs and hair stroking to you Nell...
Thankyousomuch "Any time gorgeous xx | |||
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"I should be home by now.. but no.. incompetence strikes again.
Aww man.... that's no good at all.
Do you need soothing?
Please... soothing bath for two? "Oh yes please
I have a lovely big bath.... | |||
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"I should be at home working on music but alas the mortgage requires payment so I must work
Bloody mortgage.
Tell them you don't wanna. I can't imagine it'll work but it's worth a try?
I’ve tried that before but to no avail
Damn them.
You should stick your tongue out at them and then moon them.
And video it for me
I tend to take the “Well fuck off” approach How I’m still employed is a mystery if I’m honest "So does that mean I don't get a mooning video? Aww man | |||
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"I should be home by now.. but no.. incompetence strikes again.
Aww man.... that's no good at all.
Do you need soothing?
Please... soothing bath for two?
Oh yes please
I have a lovely big bath...."Ill bring the bathbombs & gin | |||
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"I should be making a chicken casserole for the Slow Cooker, but the thighs need defrosting....So I'm here while waiting..." My thighs are chilly too....  | |||
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"Working but I'm on furlough again
Aww man!
It'll be over some time
Hope so, my bank balance will be non existent buying pretty things for when this is all over and hoping I don't turn into a lard arse and fit in them haha
Buy them a size bigger.... you can always take them in with a few stitches!
You're welcome
I have to be on the safe side, boohoo are notoriously bad for their sizing
So true..... I should do some online window shopping"8 dresses and a pair of sandals... Whoops | |||
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"I should be making a chicken casserole for the Slow Cooker, but the thighs need defrosting....So I'm here while waiting... My thighs are chilly too.... "Not surprised with that short skirt | |||
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"any other god than Thor suitable? lol"Well if he's unavailable I'll take his dad | |||
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"any other god than Thor suitable? lol
Well if he's unavailable I'll take his dad "that so makes me sound old  lol | |||
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"any other god than Thor suitable? lol
Well if he's unavailable I'll take his dad
that so makes me sound old lol"my hammers is fully functional though | |||
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"No should in my vocabulary. I do what I want, when I want. As long as dinner is ready by 4/5 and there's clean clothes. Although, the dogs have brought in mud from the garden,so that needs sweeping up. They'll bring in more later..... so might as well wait until after that!" You've persuaded me. Lounging and staring out of the window it is then. | |||
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"Should b hanging a mirror in my guest bedroom but need motivation " Hang that bloody mirror you lazy git!!! That any help? | |||
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"I should be home by now.. but no.. incompetence strikes again.
Aww man.... that's no good at all.
Do you need soothing?
Please... soothing bath for two?
Oh yes please
I have a lovely big bath....
Ill bring the bathbombs & gin "You're an angel | |||
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"I should be working. Actually got a lot to do but can’t find motivation today. So I find myself under a blanket on the sofa watching cooking shows and yet not wanting to move. " Can you work from your blanket? | |||
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"Should b hanging a mirror in my guest bedroom but need motivation " I'll send you boobs if you hang the mirror. Does that help? | |||
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"any other god than Thor suitable? lol
Well if he's unavailable I'll take his dad
that so makes me sound old lol
my hammers is fully functional though "Now that's very good to hear.... Come on then | |||
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"No should in my vocabulary. I do what I want, when I want. As long as dinner is ready by 4/5 and there's clean clothes. Although, the dogs have brought in mud from the garden,so that needs sweeping up. They'll bring in more later..... so might as well wait until after that! You've persuaded me. Lounging and staring out of the window it is then." You're welcome | |||
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"Have just steamed floors and cleaned bathrooms, so I can now quite legitimately sit down with a cuppa "You know you are just making me feel lazy, right? | |||
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"I'm doing exactly what I had planned. Cooking a chicken balti
There's always one doing exactly what they should be
Should that not read "Cooking a chicken balti and delivering it to Posh" though?"Ah, but yesterday I barely got out of bed and did fuck all apart from drink coffee and pee. | |||
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"Should really be working but keep coming back to here. Don't know what keeps getting my attention here haha " It's the comedy geniuses. They get me every time. | |||
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"I'm doing exactly what I had planned. Cooking a chicken balti
There's always one doing exactly what they should be
Should that not read "Cooking a chicken balti and delivering it to Posh" though?
Ah, but yesterday I barely got out of bed and did fuck all apart from drink coffee and pee."Excellent! But you had an excuse what with your injured bumhole.... | |||
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"I should be concentrating on work but instead I'm here on FAB ,
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"Should really be working but keep coming back to here. Don't know what keeps getting my attention here haha It's the comedy geniuses. They get me every time." I wouldn't say I'm that good at comedy if I was then I'm definitely in the wrong job #simpletradesman | |||
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"Should really be working but keep coming back to here. Don't know what keeps getting my attention here haha It's the comedy geniuses. They get me every time. I wouldn't say I'm that good at comedy if I was then I'm definitely in the wrong job #simpletradesman" Read the other comedy geniuses then! Best way to learn.... | |||
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"I'm doing exactly what I had planned. Cooking a chicken balti
There's always one doing exactly what they should be
Should that not read "Cooking a chicken balti and delivering it to Posh" though?
Ah, but yesterday I barely got out of bed and did fuck all apart from drink coffee and pee.
Excellent! But you had an excuse what with your injured bumhole...."That's very true indeed. Which reminds me, I've not had "shooty bum" for ages now, or as I call it "screwdriver man" | |||
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"Drinking prosecco...yes day drinking is allowed on birthdays hehe "Happy lockdown birthday | |||
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"I'm doing exactly what I had planned. Cooking a chicken balti
There's always one doing exactly what they should be
Should that not read "Cooking a chicken balti and delivering it to Posh" though?
Ah, but yesterday I barely got out of bed and did fuck all apart from drink coffee and pee.
Excellent! But you had an excuse what with your injured bumhole....
That's very true indeed.
Which reminds me, I've not had "shooty bum" for ages now, or as I call it "screwdriver man" "I'm both fascinated and a little scared to ask.... | |||
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"Have just steamed floors and cleaned bathrooms, so I can now quite legitimately sit down with a cuppa
You know you are just making me feel lazy, right?"To be fair, I’m generally a lazy cow, but I thought I’d better do something | |||
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"I'm doing exactly what I had planned. Cooking a chicken balti
There's always one doing exactly what they should be
Should that not read "Cooking a chicken balti and delivering it to Posh" though?
Ah, but yesterday I barely got out of bed and did fuck all apart from drink coffee and pee.
Excellent! But you had an excuse what with your injured bumhole....
That's very true indeed.
Which reminds me, I've not had "shooty bum" for ages now, or as I call it "screwdriver man"
I'm both fascinated and a little scared to ask.... " you're welcome | |||
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"Should be working but horny so perving on here instead "Can you multitask? | |||
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"Drinking prosecco...yes day drinking is allowed on birthdays hehe "Woo hoo! Hippy Birdie gorgeous. I should be painting stuff to sell on etsy.... | |||
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"Should be working but horny so perving on here instead
Can you multitask?"Can try always try | |||
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"Have just steamed floors and cleaned bathrooms, so I can now quite legitimately sit down with a cuppa
You know you are just making me feel lazy, right?
To be fair, I’m generally a lazy cow, but I thought I’d better do something "I'll stay lazy to balance things out | |||
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"Should be working but horny so perving on here instead
Can you multitask?
Can try always try "Good call! | |||
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"any other god than Thor suitable? lol
Well if he's unavailable I'll take his dad
that so makes me sound old lol
my hammers is fully functional though
Now that's very good to hear....
Come on then "Cum on what? | |||
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"I'm doing exactly what I had planned. Cooking a chicken balti
There's always one doing exactly what they should be
Should that not read "Cooking a chicken balti and delivering it to Posh" though?
Ah, but yesterday I barely got out of bed and did fuck all apart from drink coffee and pee.
Excellent! But you had an excuse what with your injured bumhole....
That's very true indeed.
Which reminds me, I've not had "shooty bum" for ages now, or as I call it "screwdriver man"
I'm both fascinated and a little scared to ask....
you're welcome "Every day is a school day.... | |||
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"Should b hanging a mirror in my guest bedroom but need motivation Hang that bloody mirror you lazy git!!! That any help?" Yes loads thank u lol | |||
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"I should be at home working on music but alas the mortgage requires payment so I must work
Bloody mortgage.
Tell them you don't wanna. I can't imagine it'll work but it's worth a try?
I’ve tried that before but to no avail
Damn them.
You should stick your tongue out at them and then moon them.
And video it for me
I tend to take the “Well fuck off” approach How I’m still employed is a mystery if I’m honest
So does that mean I don't get a mooning video? Aww man "Don’t think my spotty arse would be very appealing | |||
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"I should be concentrating on work but instead I'm here on FAB ,
Xx
Does work really need concentration though?"In my job yes it does, software doesn't work if it's written badly ,
Xx | |||
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"Should be working but horny so perving on here instead
Can you multitask?
Can try always try
Good call!"Need a bit of privacy so I can have sneaky stroke | |||
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"any other god than Thor suitable? lol
Well if he's unavailable I'll take his dad
that so makes me sound old lol
my hammers is fully functional though
Now that's very good to hear....
Come on then
Cum on what? "I've a couple of decent size targets.... | |||
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"I should be at home working on music but alas the mortgage requires payment so I must work
Bloody mortgage.
Tell them you don't wanna. I can't imagine it'll work but it's worth a try?
I’ve tried that before but to no avail
Damn them.
You should stick your tongue out at them and then moon them.
And video it for me
I tend to take the “Well fuck off” approach How I’m still employed is a mystery if I’m honest
So does that mean I don't get a mooning video? Aww man
Don’t think my spotty arse would be very appealing "I'm willing to risk it | |||
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"Should b hanging a mirror in my guest bedroom but need motivation I'll send you boobs if you hang the mirror. Does that help?" Getting tools now send boobs lol | |||
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"I should be concentrating on work but instead I'm here on FAB ,
Xx
Does work really need concentration though?
In my job yes it does, software doesn't work if it's written badly ,
Xx"Dammit. Take a 20 minute break from fab every hour for work then. | |||
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"Should be working but horny so perving on here instead
Can you multitask?
Can try always try
Good call!
Need a bit of privacy so I can have sneaky stroke "Toilet then... | |||
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"Should b hanging a mirror in my guest bedroom but need motivation Hang that bloody mirror you lazy git!!! That any help? Yes loads thank u lol " You're only round the corner, mine needs bringing down from the spare room and hanging in the lounge. I'm calling it 'the lounge' now instead of the living room. Once you've done yours you can come and do mine, it's a heavy fucker tho, 2 man job. I'll be free 2 weeks after covid 19 declared eradicated and we all walk round in hazmat suits coz we're on mutation 49 of covid 23 | |||
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"Should b hanging a mirror in my guest bedroom but need motivation I'll send you boobs if you hang the mirror. Does that help? Getting tools now send boobs lol" Show me your tools and I'll send one.... then when you've done it you can have both | |||
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"Should b hanging a mirror in my guest bedroom but need motivation Hang that bloody mirror you lazy git!!! That any help? Yes loads thank u lol You're only round the corner, mine needs bringing down from the spare room and hanging in the lounge. I'm calling it 'the lounge' now instead of the living room. Once you've done yours you can come and do mine, it's a heavy fucker tho, 2 man job. I'll be free 2 weeks after covid 19 declared eradicated and we all walk round in hazmat suits coz we're on mutation 49 of covid 23" Hazmat suits could be the way forward.... | |||
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"Should be working but horny so perving on here instead
Can you multitask?
Can try always try
Good call!
Need a bit of privacy so I can have sneaky stroke
Toilet then..."Might just do that sound like a plan  | |||
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"I should be finishing editing a video project I'm working out.... I'm currently on here, having snacks and drinking coffee...." Sounds more reasonable than work to me.... | |||
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"Should b hanging a mirror in my guest bedroom but need motivation Hang that bloody mirror you lazy git!!! That any help? Yes loads thank u lol You're only round the corner, mine needs bringing down from the spare room and hanging in the lounge. I'm calling it 'the lounge' now instead of the living room. Once you've done yours you can come and do mine, it's a heavy fucker tho, 2 man job. I'll be free 2 weeks after covid 19 declared eradicated and we all walk round in hazmat suits coz we're on mutation 49 of covid 23" I'll get my tools ready lol | |||
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"I should be finishing editing a video project I'm working out.... I'm currently on here, having snacks and drinking coffee.... Sounds more reasonable than work to me...." It was good coffee! | |||
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