FabSwingers.com forum: What are you waiting for?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you will look amazing in it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spring.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

There is always lipo to redistribute the two stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 pairs of boxers and some tracks bottoms.... Oh plus compensation and someone to buy my car

Main thing is getting 100% better from covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pain in my neck to go away so i can move it again

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By *oItForYorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You’d even look hot in a bin bag. Get it on xx

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

I am waiting for a set of Le Creuset plates and bowls, a little late xmas presnet for myself!

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By *isycMan
over a year ago

inverure

I'm sure you'll look gorgeous in it, and if to make you feel good that's great xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lockdown to end !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking forward to getting away to the sun at some point in the future.

I'm more than sure your new bikini will look FABulous on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!"

Age has nothing to do with it, I am sure you would look as hot as a much younger model. Maybe post a pic for us to see

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

The vaccine and then an invitation x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!"

we need pics as proof it arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is always lipo to redistribute the two stone

That should have happened Tuesday, as you well know!!!!! I know it’s for a good cause but being soft around the middle is simply not me!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Stiff neck to fuck off. I must have slept like a sloth or something last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stiff neck to fuck off. I must have slept like a sloth or something last night "

Hot shower any gentle neck rolls helps mine x

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The end of my working day. It's been non stop for months and today is strangely quiet... I am getting bored but can't bugger off in case I'm needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wet look and lace basque..

Running late

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By *amillMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Covid and lockdown to end

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

My shift to finish so I can start on the wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wet look and lace basque..

Running late

Ooo. That sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My shift to finish so I can start on the wine

Red or white?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"My shift to finish so I can start on the wine

Red or white? "

Both...... With a whiskey chaser. It’s been one of those days

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

A mass of dresses to wear out when this is eventually all over and we can socialise again. Well that's if my ass fits in them once it's all over haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!"

I bet you look wonderful, get some pictures up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first appointment at the GIC. I’ve been waiting almost 34 months already.

By the way. Rachael, you’re looking mighty fine. You smashed it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to get my tattoo finish. Lol but every time it close to me getting it done the UK go's on lockdown lol

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

getting my first private message of the year

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

My first time being pegged

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m still waiting for the new mattress I ordered. 3-4 week wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ordered a silver ‘hotwife’ necklace that is now 2 weeks overdue.

As I won’t be able to wear it out for a while I’m excited to take some pics wearing it x

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By *teve969Man
over a year ago

London

"Red wet look and lace basque..

Running late

My fave so far

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By *teve969Man
over a year ago

London

An oval ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wet look and lace basque..

Running late

My fave so far "

It's not materialised yet. But when it does I also hope its my favourite

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

The weekend!

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

Someone to buy my car so I can clear my debts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Presents, I ordered in December, to arrive

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A surprise, 9 days late but hopefully today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m waiting for a reply on an offer I made on a hockey jersey

Do I need another one? Nope

Can I afford another one? Nah

Do I want another one? Yep

Come on eBay dude!

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’m waiting for a gorgeous Fab lady to message me and ask, How yoou doing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My first appointment at the GIC. I’ve been waiting almost 34 months already.

By the way. Rachael, you’re looking mighty fine. You smashed it !

Hang in there girl, your time will come.

I’ll pm you if you don’t mind x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bikini has arrived! Blimey they weren’t exaggerating the ‘micro’ part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friday to be here. Preferably around 4.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ordered a silver ‘hotwife’ necklace that is now 2 weeks overdue.

As I won’t be able to wear it out for a while I’m excited to take some pics wearing it x"

Just been told the order has been misplaced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glastonbury in June, can’t wait.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ordered a silver ‘hotwife’ necklace that is now 2 weeks overdue.

As I won’t be able to wear it out for a while I’m excited to take some pics wearing it x

Just been told the order has been misplaced

Oh no! Are they sending another?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Glastonbury in June, can’t wait. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a reply on an offer I made on a hockey jersey

Do I need another one? Nope

Can I afford another one? Nah

Do I want another one? Yep

Come on eBay dude! "

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Presents, I ordered in December, to arrive

Christmas Eve from China?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ordered a silver ‘hotwife’ necklace that is now 2 weeks overdue.

As I won’t be able to wear it out for a while I’m excited to take some pics wearing it x

Just been told the order has been misplaced

Oh no! Are they sending another? "

Apparently getting an email to confirm later, otherwise have to take it up with Etsy. Wanted to take some pics with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ordered a silver ‘hotwife’ necklace that is now 2 weeks overdue.

As I won’t be able to wear it out for a while I’m excited to take some pics wearing it x

Just been told the order has been misplaced

Oh no! Are they sending another?

Apparently getting an email to confirm later, otherwise have to take it up with Etsy. Wanted to take some pics with it

Fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glastonbury in June, can’t wait.

Pretty sure I heard on the radio it’s cancelled and tickets will roll over.

So sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For ones nothing at the moment

Or would waiting on new season clothing come out

Grate sales to be had on last years stuff

And micro bikini can never go wrong with with

Top it off with a paddleing pool and boom you got ur very own indoor baby oil pool to get some hot steamy oil fun in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A surprise, 9 days late but hopefully today

I’m on they’ve of my seat too now.

I love surprises

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to buy my car so I can clear my debts"

It’s have to be quite some car to clear mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An oval ring

Intriguing..,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single bloke the chance to see and touch a real live vagina would be up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glastonbury in June, can’t wait.

Pretty sure I heard on the radio it’s cancelled and tickets will roll over.

So sorry xx

Nooooooooo, say it ain’t so, I’ve bought some Hunter wellies and a straw hat especially!

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!"
waiting to see you in your new bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!waiting to see you in your new bikini "

I’m planning on doing myself up and digging out some slutty shoes tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glastonbury in June, can’t wait.

Pretty sure I heard on the radio it’s cancelled and tickets will roll over.

So sorry xx

Nooooooooo, say it ain’t so, I’ve bought some Hunter wellies and a straw hat especially! "

Did you get a cheap tent and some wet wipes too?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My bloomin Satisfyer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for some conversation lol

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I've got a dead one around here somewhere. Could send it to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a dead one around here somewhere. Could send it to you. "

I mean I know it’s been awhile but I’m not that desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a dead one around here somewhere. Could send it to you. "

Hahaha

I'd rather have yours. I'm sure that ain't dead.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!"

Some more stuff to arrive for the garage gym for us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bloomin Satisfyer!"

Let’s hope it does!

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Waiting for confirmation from the solicitors on completion tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!

Some more stuff to arrive for the garage gym for us "

Cool. Cardio? Fixed or free weights?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waiting for confirmation from the solicitors on completion tomorrow

Now that is tense. Congrats on the sale tho. I have a viewing on Saturday.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

"Waiting for confirmation from the solicitors on completion tomorrow

Now that is tense. Congrats on the sale tho. I have a viewing on Saturday. "

Just need to find somewhere to live now pretty damn quick, lol

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!

Some more stuff to arrive for the garage gym for us

Cool. Cardio? Fixed or free weights? "

Weighted dip attachment on its way.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I'm waiting for my new phone. 8 days left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

biopsy results

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

4 jumpers I bought in the Debenhams closing down sale.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

"biopsy results"

Pinkies crossed for you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"biopsy results"

Ooo. Really hope you’re ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!

Some more stuff to arrive for the garage gym for us

Cool. Cardio? Fixed or free weights?

Weighted dip attachment on its way. "

Sounds rather advanced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waiting for confirmation from the solicitors on completion tomorrow

Now that is tense. Congrats on the sale tho. I have a viewing on Saturday.

Just need to find somewhere to live now pretty damn quick, lol"

I’m planning on renting and gathering my thoughts. It’s been one helluva year for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waiting for my new phone. 8 days left."

Always excited to get a new phone. I switched to a sim only at the end of my contract this time. Just over £7 from £90

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4 jumpers I bought in the Debenhams closing down sale.

Online? An I too late?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Free from the virus would be a lovely beginning followed by nice win on the lottery and a fantastic summer not asking for much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a single bloke the chance to see and touch a real live vagina would be up there

As a single girl with an untouched vagina I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas"

You not yours yet either? All the presents are still sat here waiting their recipients

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas

You not yours yet either? All the presents are still sat here waiting their recipients

I'm hoping life will include some sort of freedom and joy by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a single bloke the chance to see and touch a real live vagina would be up there

As a single girl with an untouched vagina I feel your pain

At the risk of sounding very creepy....I’ll reach our and virtually touch it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas

You not yours yet either? All the presents are still sat here waiting their recipients

I'm hoping life will include some sort of freedom and joy by then"

Same. Getting a bit bored home alone now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a single bloke the chance to see and touch a real live vagina would be up there

As a single girl with an untouched vagina I feel your pain

At the risk of sounding very creepy....I’ll reach our and virtually touch it! "

Thank you. It’ll have to do for now

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

Sherbet dip dabs, I love dipping the lolly in the sherbet and sucking it off, who doesn’t love a lollipop?!?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

My dinner to be cooked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sherbet dip dabs, I love dipping the lolly in the sherbet and sucking it off, who doesn’t love a lollipop?!?

xx"

Me. I don’t love a lollipop. Soz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dinner to be cooked "

It’ll be another ten or fifteen mins. Be patient. It’ll be worth the wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am waiting for some spare parts for tools than I have been meaning to repair. I am looking forward to pottering around my workshop and tinkering

Mr HH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The motivation to put away all the piles of washing I've folded. Quite cosy sitting in my wee clean washing fort just now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing another covid vaccine clinic tomorrow..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The motivation to put away all the piles of washing I've folded. Quite cosy sitting in my wee clean washing fort just now though. "

I’m loving the vision that musters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Doing another covid vaccine clinic tomorrow..

Yay. Go you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am waiting for some spare parts for tools than I have been meaning to repair. I am looking forward to pottering around my workshop and tinkering

Mr HH"

Have you got shadow boards?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Our dinner at Desi Ecpress and the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"biopsy results

Pinkies crossed for you x"
thanks

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

27th Jan so we can come out of isolation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our dinner at Desi Ecpress and the weekend

Oh I reminisce over meals out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"27th Jan so we can come out of isolation.

How’s it looking? Covid free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"biopsy results

Ooo. Really hope you’re ok

"
only result's will tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am waiting for some spare parts for tools than I have been meaning to repair. I am looking forward to pottering around my workshop and tinkering

Mr HH

Have you got shadow boards? "

No shadow boards, but different tools boxes for different jobs lol.

Mr HH

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"27th Jan so we can come out of isolation.

How’s it looking? Covid free?"

1 with 2 without, so far.

Heres hoping x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am waiting for some spare parts for tools than I have been meaning to repair. I am looking forward to pottering around my workshop and tinkering

Mr HH

Have you got shadow boards?

No shadow boards, but different tools boxes for different jobs lol.

Mr HH "

Gotta be organised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"27th Jan so we can come out of isolation.

How’s it looking? Covid free?

1 with 2 without, so far.

Heres hoping x"

Fingers crossed x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"27th Jan so we can come out of isolation.

How’s it looking? Covid free?

1 with 2 without, so far.

Heres hoping x

Fingers crossed x"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glastonbury in June, can’t wait.

Pretty sure I heard on the radio it’s cancelled and tickets will roll over.

So sorry xx

Nooooooooo, say it ain’t so, I’ve bought some Hunter wellies and a straw hat especially!

Did you get a cheap tent and some wet wipes too? "

Heavens no, I’m not staying on site, I’m flying back and forth from my country retreat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glastonbury in June, can’t wait.

Pretty sure I heard on the radio it’s cancelled and tickets will roll over.

So sorry xx

Nooooooooo, say it ain’t so, I’ve bought some Hunter wellies and a straw hat especially!

Did you get a cheap tent and some wet wipes too?

Heavens no, I’m not staying on site, I’m flying back and forth from my country retreat. "

Keep the flipping noise down this time then please.

I’m half an hour from Glastonbury. Never been to the festival tho.

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

I’m waiting (and it will be a bloody long one)

For just half the number of women to message saying they want to suck/fuck me as I do men messaging me saying they want too!!

Guys it’s flattering but one massive issue...I don’t like men!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"4 jumpers I bought in the Debenhams closing down sale.

Online? An I too late? "

No, it's still on and the discounts are good.

I got an extra 10% off at the checkout too and it was only £2.99 delivery. I got 4 jumpers for just under £60 x

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over a year ago

"As a single bloke the chance to see and touch a real live vagina would be up there

As a single girl with an untouched vagina I feel your pain

At the risk of sounding very creepy....I’ll reach our and virtually touch it!

Thank you. It’ll have to do for now

I know right just not the same!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"biopsy results

Ooo. Really hope you’re ok

only result's will tell"

Fingers crossed for you

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Time for physical reconnection with a special friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4 jumpers I bought in the Debenhams closing down sale.

Online? An I too late?

No, it's still on and the discounts are good.

I got an extra 10% off at the checkout too and it was only £2.99 delivery. I got 4 jumpers for just under £60 x"

Heads off to online shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m waiting (and it will be a bloody long one)

For just half the number of women to message saying they want to suck/fuck me as I do men messaging me saying they want too!!

Guys it’s flattering but one massive issue...I don’t like men! "

Go gay early. You don’t know what you’re missing

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime "

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime "

I'll bring you dinner in bed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

Meet you there then

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

Meet you there then

Ladies your luck is in. I’ll just skip dinner and tuck into the two desserts instead

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

And the contractor to finish sorting the property I'm supposed to be moving in to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

Meet you there then

Ladies your luck is in. I’ll just skip dinner and tuck into the two desserts instead

I’m up for it if she is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And the contractor to finish sorting the property I'm supposed to be moving in to"

Take your phone to take pics of the snagging

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

"I’m waiting (and it will be a bloody long one)

For just half the number of women to message saying they want to suck/fuck me as I do men messaging me saying they want too!!

Guys it’s flattering but one massive issue...I don’t like men!

Go gay early. You don’t know what you’re missing

Um no sorry not my thing

I’m all about teasing a women and eating her lovely pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m waiting (and it will be a bloody long one)

For just half the number of women to message saying they want to suck/fuck me as I do men messaging me saying they want too!!

Guys it’s flattering but one massive issue...I don’t like men!

Go gay early. You don’t know what you’re missing

Um no sorry not my thing

I’m all about teasing a women and eating her lovely pussy

Dammit. I was hoping to see the video

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"I'm waiting for my new phone. 8 days left.

Always excited to get a new phone. I switched to a sim only at the end of my contract this time. Just over £7 from £90 "

Yeah, I did that. Then broke the phone 2 weeks later

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

Meet you there then

Ladies your luck is in. I’ll just skip dinner and tuck into the two desserts instead

I’m up for it if she is

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

Meet you there then

Ladies your luck is in. I’ll just skip dinner and tuck into the two desserts instead

I’m up for it if she is

Count me in

This could be fun

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

Meet you there then

Ladies your luck is in. I’ll just skip dinner and tuck into the two desserts instead

I’m up for it if she is

Count me in

This could be fun

*gulp* I’m gonna get absolutely ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new microwavey and a miracle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

Meet you there then

Ladies your luck is in. I’ll just skip dinner and tuck into the two desserts instead

I’m up for it if she is

Count me in

This could be fun

*gulp* I’m gonna get absolutely ruined

I’m sure you’ll cope x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A new microwavey and a miracle. "

Microwavey I can do. Miracles take a little longer.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

Meet you there then

Ladies your luck is in. I’ll just skip dinner and tuck into the two desserts instead

I’m up for it if she is

Count me in

This could be fun

*gulp* I’m gonna get absolutely ruined

I’m sure you’ll cope x"

Which end do you want first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now, my dinner and my bedtime

Hurry up. Your dinner's getting cold. I’ll warm the bed

Meet you there then

Ladies your luck is in. I’ll just skip dinner and tuck into the two desserts instead

I’m up for it if she is

Count me in

This could be fun

*gulp* I’m gonna get absolutely ruined

I’m sure you’ll cope x

Which end do you want first?

Oh I’ll start with the kisses. I’ve looked into his eyes before.... definitely need to start there

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"A surprise, 9 days late but hopefully today

I’m on they’ve of my seat too now.

I love surprises

They arrived, a gorgeous bouquet of flowers in my favourite colours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A surprise, 9 days late but hopefully today

I’m on they’ve of my seat too now.

I love surprises

They arrived, a gorgeous bouquet of flowers in my favourite colours

Lovely. I love how you can get flowers through the post now. I’ve had some stunning bouquets that way

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm waiting for this virus to be gone so I'm able to see my father whose in a care home with dementia as they have limited access it's heartbreaking no contact for over a year now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell to freeze over, then I'll have a chance to shag my ex again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a micro bikini to arrive...

God knows why: it’s mid winter. It’s a pandemic and I’m 51.

It may just go back if the two stone I’ve gained won’t pull in enough!!!"

im sure you will look fab

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By *fy54Man
over a year ago

Finishing work and a completely pointless drive to the midlands tomorrow for about an hours work haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine arrived

Pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a reply on an offer I made on a hockey jersey

Do I need another one? Nope

Can I afford another one? Nah

Do I want another one? Yep

Come on eBay dude!

Good luck. "

He told me to piss off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m waiting for a reply on an offer I made on a hockey jersey

Do I need another one? Nope

Can I afford another one? Nah

Do I want another one? Yep

Come on eBay dude!

Good luck.

He told me to piss off

Bugger

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

You weren't kidding when you said micro! Looking good though Rachael

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You weren't kidding when you said micro! Looking good though Rachael"

Nowhere to hide! Had to breathe in like hell.

Thank a x

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A short nap x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oh my word, that is micro, micro! Looking good R

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A short nap x"

Just don’t do it whilst driving x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my word, that is micro, micro! Looking good R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking great Rachael x

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Saw the pics, well worth the wait. Looks fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saw the pics, well worth the wait. Looks fantastic. "

There are more. I’ll probs switch them around. The outdoors one isn’t so popular. X

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By *ndrew90210Man
over a year ago

North West

Waiting for wife to come home at 6pm hopefully have a nice phone chat first whilst weather panties x

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"Saw the pics, well worth the wait. Looks fantastic.

There are more. I’ll probs switch them around. The outdoors one isn’t so popular. X"

They have been fabbed already. Shame you can’t fab pictures multiple times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saw the pics, well worth the wait. Looks fantastic.

There are more. I’ll probs switch them around. The outdoors one isn’t so popular. X

They have been fabbed already. Shame you can’t fab pictures multiple times. "

I think it’d be Nice if you could give it a harder fabbing if you really like it. Fab me baby. Fab me hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waiting for wife to come home at 6pm hopefully have a nice phone chat first whilst weather panties x"

Have fun

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"Saw the pics, well worth the wait. Looks fantastic.

There are more. I’ll probs switch them around. The outdoors one isn’t so popular. X

They have been fabbed already. Shame you can’t fab pictures multiple times.

I think it’d be Nice if you could give it a harder fabbing if you really like it. Fab me baby. Fab me hard

Fab until my thumb can’t fab any more.

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