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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do you ever go to make toast and find someone has been messing with the settings...bloody annoying hey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toaster doesn't like me.

I try to keep away from him.

He's jealous cos the kettle keeps whistling at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My toaster doesn't like me.

I try to keep away from him.

He's jealous cos the kettle keeps whistling at me.

"

Lol sis that’s a very good one I am in tears right now x

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire


"My toaster doesn't like me.

I try to keep away from him.

He's jealous cos the kettle keeps whistling at me.

"

Hahahahaha....love it Cindi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op as I stay bye my self no one apart from me touch’s the toaster so can’t relate but I would imagine it could get very frustrating

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Do you ever go to make toast and find someone has been messing with the settings...bloody annoying hey?"
ohhh jesus missus I genuinely hate this,

And its only when my dad and or sister come to visit,

End up with charred remains of what was a beautiful slice of bread,, 3.5 to 4 setting only, ffs.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I didn’t realise until recently the numbers are minutes of toasting not level of toasty ness!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

No coz there's only me here but sometimes I have to search for the handle for it. When the toast pops the handle flies off

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My toaster doesn't like me.

I try to keep away from him.

He's jealous cos the kettle keeps whistling at me.

"

Gotta take it where you can, baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have names for my kitchen items.

Is that strange?

I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.

Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.

He keeps spitting at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes do my naan bread in the toaster as it's easier than putting on the grill but then I forget to turn it back up in the morning for my toast.

I only have myself to blame xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have names for my kitchen items.

Is that strange?

I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.

Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.

He keeps spitting at me."

that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Sorry op as I stay bye my self no one apart from me touch’s the toaster so can’t relate but I would imagine it could get very frustrating "

Well, there's only me, the child and the cats here.

I don't think it's the child so it's got to be those pesky cats.

I'm going to pee on their Dreamies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have names for my kitchen items.

Is that strange?

I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.

Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.

He keeps spitting at me.

that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up."

It'll happen to you Peach.

I've lived alone for 4years now.

It's only a matter of time till you start talking to your furniture

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have names for my kitchen items.

Is that strange?

I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.

Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.

He keeps spitting at me.

that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up.

It'll happen to you Peach.

I've lived alone for 4years now.

It's only a matter of time till you start talking to your furniture "

Hey, me and G-Tips have already had some right good convos.

It was the way the mother used to pretend spit on my food that turned my guts. Her hospitality skills lacked somewhat

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Do you ever go to make toast and find someone has been messing with the settings...bloody annoying hey? ohhh jesus missus I genuinely hate this,

And its only when my dad and or sister come to visit,

End up with charred remains of what was a beautiful slice of bread,, 3.5 to 4 setting only, ffs. "

Exactamonte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have names for my kitchen items.

Is that strange?

I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.

Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.

He keeps spitting at me.

that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up.

It'll happen to you Peach.

I've lived alone for 4years now.

It's only a matter of time till you start talking to your furniture

Hey, me and G-Tips have already had some right good convos.

It was the way the mother used to pretend spit on my food that turned my guts. Her hospitality skills lacked somewhat "

We never saw my Mum cook, we had one of those 70s style hatches that she passed the food through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry op as I stay bye my self no one apart from me touch’s the toaster so can’t relate but I would imagine it could get very frustrating

Well, there's only me, the child and the cats here.

I don't think it's the child so it's got to be those pesky cats.

I'm going to pee on their Dreamies "

Probably is the cats is ur toster close to a shelve or window or something cats could be use it as a boost off point to jump higher and as they jumping on to the toster to jump from there to something else they could be hitting the knob x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have names for my kitchen items.

Is that strange?

I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.

Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.

He keeps spitting at me.

that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up.

It'll happen to you Peach.

I've lived alone for 4years now.

It's only a matter of time till you start talking to your furniture

Hey, me and G-Tips have already had some right good convos.

It was the way the mother used to pretend spit on my food that turned my guts. Her hospitality skills lacked somewhat

We never saw my Mum cook, we had one of those 70s style hatches that she passed the food through "
I loved them!

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester


"Do you ever go to make toast and find someone has been messing with the settings...bloody annoying hey?"

Yes my daughter likes warm bread as I like a bit more colour on mine so I have redo it again

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