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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there anything that everyone seems to love, apart from you? I'll go first:

- Sex in the shower (tricky)

- 69 (doesn't hit the right angles for either of you)

- Finger in the bum (uncomfortable)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rimming.. not for me

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Soap operas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowjob.....yeah I said it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin "

Disagree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rimming.. not for me "

same

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate orange.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

kittens

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

Running the country..... sorry... I'll go now...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Piers Morgan

Granny will be along presently

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Coffee

Hot chocolate

Anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rimming.. not for me "

Yeah, it requires exquisite hygiene and hair management to even consider

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blowjob.....yeah I said it"

You just haven't had a good one surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee

Hot chocolate

Anal

"

I like hot chocolate though!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Marmite

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Cheese! Of any sort lol

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Anal play just ain't for me. Giving or receiving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to catch some heat for this

Game of thrones just didn’t find it good at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss enemas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marmite "

I've never tried it, I hear it's like Marmite though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to catch some heat for this

Game of thrones just didn’t find it good at all "

I'm with you here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Squirting

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

Poldark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avocados

Tea

Harry Potter

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Harry Potter and Star Wars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piss enemas "

yip definitely not for me

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Dwarf porn

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Jelly. Any flavour. I hate them all equally. Dont really like any food that wobbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucking cum out of someone's ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jelly. Any flavour. I hate them all equally. Dont really like any food that wobbles. "

Yeah it's rubbish. Most food you get fed as a kid is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to catch some heat for this

Game of thrones just didn’t find it good at all

I'm with you here"

Good to know I not the only one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sucking cum out of someone's ass"

I think you'll be in the minority here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dwarf porn"

Can you not mock my profession

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Anal and rimming...Eewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendships

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Haribo or Percy Pig sweeties. Vile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Harry Potter and Star Wars."

Agreed

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Going to catch some heat for this

Game of thrones just didn’t find it good at all

I'm with you here

Good to know I not the only one "

I've never seen it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squirting

"

I imagine it's more mess than it's worth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to catch some heat for this

Game of thrones just didn’t find it good at all

I'm with you here

Good to know I not the only one

I've never seen it. "

I got told it was amazing got 4 episodes in and turned it off

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

Rechargeable batteries.....such a letdown when they just die without warning....when you need them most!!!

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Is there anything that everyone seems to love, apart from you? I'll go first:

- Sex in the shower (tricky)

- 69 (doesn't hit the right angles for either of you)

- Finger in the bum (uncomfortable)"

Definitely agree with sex in shower(or bath for that matter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal

Spirits as in alcohol

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Jelly. Any flavour. I hate them all equally. Dont really like any food that wobbles. "

Absolutely, jelly is weird! Freya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Films

I can't sit still for long enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there anything that everyone seems to love, apart from you? I'll go first:

- Sex in the shower (tricky)

- 69 (doesn't hit the right angles for either of you)

- Finger in the bum (uncomfortable)

Definitely agree with sex in shower(or bath for that matter) "

Yeah baths are too small

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Cake Farting !!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I agree on finger up the bum. I love 69 though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Fingered until I squirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree on finger up the bum. I love 69 though. "

Well I'm afraid we are now sworn enemies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside sex

Something always go wrong

I have done it and it just never works

Some examples:

- slippibg down an embankment and ending up caked in mud

- a guy having a meltdown on me (started crying about his girlfriend)

- a family turning up in the river, not on the towpath but actually sploshing down with 2 kids & a spaniel

- the police turning up and being grilled for half hour

I no longer see the excitement in it

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Coffee

Hot chocolate

Anal

I like hot chocolate though!"

Oh bet you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate too, I don’t like them either

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I agree on finger up the bum. I love 69 though.

Well I'm afraid we are now sworn enemies "

I challenge you to a duel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl

Car sex (on the car is fine, or in it)

Anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside sex

Something always go wrong

I have done it and it just never works

Some examples:

- slippibg down an embankment and ending up caked in mud

- a guy having a meltdown on me (started crying about his girlfriend)

- a family turning up in the river, not on the towpath but actually sploshing down with 2 kids & a spaniel

- the police turning up and being grilled for half hour

I no longer see the excitement in it "

Oh and I forgot being chased through the woods by a madman

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Outside sex

Something always go wrong

I have done it and it just never works

Some examples:

- slippibg down an embankment and ending up caked in mud

- a guy having a meltdown on me (started crying about his girlfriend)

- a family turning up in the river, not on the towpath but actually sploshing down with 2 kids & a spaniel

- the police turning up and being grilled for half hour

I no longer see the excitement in it "

With you on that one. Tree batk is uncomfortable. It's usually cold. I once got insect bites in places you really don't want them.

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I'd have to say rimming...

...and Marmite.

Not together you understand!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Receiving oral sex. It can be really good but most of the time I'd rather just watch you wank/you fingered me.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Avocado

Bananas

Mangoes

Pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprouts

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Love a finger in the bum x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Blowjob.....yeah I said it"

U dont like bj?? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Receiving oral sex. It can be really good but most of the time I'd rather just watch you wank/you fingered me."

PERFECT WOMAN ALERT

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Haribo or Percy Pig sweeties. Vile!"

Love those pigs both daughters have a jar in their rooms I go sneak one if I can x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love a finger in the bum x"

That's lucky, I'm happy to give them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Piers Morgan

Granny will be along presently "

Damn right !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reverse cowgirl

Car sex (on the car is fine, or in it)

Anal"

So if on the car is fine, and on the car is fine, what type of car sex don't you like??

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Anal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree on finger up the bum. I love 69 though.

Well I'm afraid we are now sworn enemies

I challenge you to a duel. "

Challenge accepted! Name a place (must be outdoors and near my house so I can count it as part of my daily exercise)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anal."

Vaginal is way better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69's

Soaps

Shopping for fun

Strictly

Funfairs

Days at the seaside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee

Hot chocolate

Anal

I like hot chocolate though!

Oh bet you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate too, I don’t like them either "

Wouldn't say no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"69's

Soaps

Shopping for fun

Strictly

Funfairs

Days at the seaside

"

Agreed on all counts

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Coffee

Hot chocolate

Anal

I like hot chocolate though!

Oh bet you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate too, I don’t like them either

Wouldn't say no "

Errol Brown is dead ... hot chocolate will never be the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjob.....yeah I said it"

I've met guys who don't get anything from them and won't let me give them one. Such a shame because they've probably never had a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjob.....yeah I said it

U dont like bj?? x"

Take it or leave it....prefer to give oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Receiving oral sex. It can be really good but most of the time I'd rather just watch you wank/you fingered me."

Controversial lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol. Never saw the point of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal

69

Television

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Anal.......ouch!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

slow cookers

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Some think they are good at drawing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being single! It sucks and not in a good way. Ready for a new partner in crime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars and football

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Outside sex

Something always go wrong

I have done it and it just never works

Some examples:

- slippibg down an embankment and ending up caked in mud

- a guy having a meltdown on me (started crying about his girlfriend)

- a family turning up in the river, not on the towpath but actually sploshing down with 2 kids & a spaniel

- the police turning up and being grilled for half hour

I no longer see the excitement in it "

The main reason I don't like outdoor sex is being caught by anyone, especially the police.

I'm a cowardy custard.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"slow cookers"

Nothing I've cooked in mine has been anything to get excited about.

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Chocolate orange. "

Definitely! Even more so if someone keeps choc orange with other chocs as it always seems taint the other chocs with orange...chocs ruined ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69

Tattoos

France

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Anal. It’s a bastard.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Salad, what the fuck is that all about.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Salad, what the fuck is that all about."

Salad would be good if it wasn’t for the lettuce

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Salad, what the fuck is that all about.

Salad would be good if it wasn’t for the lettuce "

That's just the tip of the iceberg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there's a thread asking for phone or cam fun and people reply no.

They think it's good, but it really isn't

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Mayo-frickin-aise... Blurrrggghhh bloody awful stuff!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Slating people off for giving their opinion..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hawaiian pizza....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Slating people off for giving their opinion.."

Must .... not ... respond ....

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Slating people off for giving their opinion..

Must .... not ... respond .... "

Not like you

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Politicians.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Pot noodles

Electric cars

Penus pumps

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Slating people off for giving their opinion..

Must .... not ... respond ....

Not like you "

New leaf?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Slating people off for giving their opinion..

Must .... not ... respond ....

Not like you

New leaf? "

I believe you...thousands wouldn't

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Cheese

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Slating people off for giving their opinion..

Must .... not ... respond ....

Not like you

New leaf?

I believe you...thousands wouldn't "

It was the iceberg lettuce ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salad, what the fuck is that all about.

Salad would be good if it wasn’t for the lettuce

That's just the tip of the iceberg"

Just Cos you say so ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Salad, what the fuck is that all about.

Salad would be good if it wasn’t for the lettuce

That's just the tip of the iceberg

Just Cos you say so ?"

Oo touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people have a difference of opinion and resort to belittling others and putting them down rather than using debate and intelligence to discus a matter.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Religion...."

You could open a can of worms with that one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salad, what the fuck is that all about.

Salad would be good if it wasn’t for the lettuce

That's just the tip of the iceberg

Just Cos you say so ?

Oo touché"

Absolute gem this one

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By *isbehavingWoman
over a year ago

Huntly


"Olives "

Devils food

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Olives

Devils food "

Poor Popeye

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Queens Gambit.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Queens Gambit. "

I am more for the sicillian defence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Musicals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scented candles

Slow sexy massages

Mood music

All just make me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salad, what the fuck is that all about.

Salad would be good if it wasn’t for the lettuce

That's just the tip of the iceberg

Just Cos you say so ?

Oo touché

Absolute gem this one "

Leaf it out

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Veganism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue cheese

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Olives "

My school got a donation of food and sent us some. It had 4 tubs of M&S olivies In it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Olives

Devils food

Poor Popeye"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anything that everyone seems to love, apart from you? I'll go first:

- Sex in the shower (tricky)

- 69 (doesn't hit the right angles for either of you)

- Finger in the bum (uncomfortable)"

Finger in bum is great, I’d advise your partner to take their sovereign ring off first and then try again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anything that everyone seems to love, apart from you? I'll go first:

- Sex in the shower (tricky)

- 69 (doesn't hit the right angles for either of you)

- Finger in the bum (uncomfortable)"

Herbal Tea

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

69 for me too. I think its overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Blowjob.....yeah I said it

U dont like bj?? x

Take it or leave it....prefer to give oral "

So, I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling my foreskin back so far that I nearly push my arse through the mattress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger (or 2) in the bum is very nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on a beach. Sand where its painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anything that everyone seems to love, apart from you? I'll go first:

- Sex in the shower (tricky)

- 69 (doesn't hit the right angles for either of you)

- Finger in the bum (uncomfortable)"

I’m with you on the first 2. I’m ok with a finger in my bum tho

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The UK's exam results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scented candles

Slow sexy massages

Mood music

All just make me cringe "

I'd sell a kidney for a slow oily, candlelit massage just now!

Basic P in V banging away is overrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex on a beach. Sand where its painful."

Now that you mention it, sand. I hate it. Urgh

Much prefer rocky or stoney beaches

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London


"Harry Potter and Star Wars."

These, and every period drama ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely shower sex

69ing

Strictly on ice in the jungle.

KFC

Heels

Rimming

Living with people

Those little flat faced dogs

Chinese food

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Nandos

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

The Beatles

Michael Gove

69

Football

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there anything that everyone seems to love, apart from you? I'll go first:

- Sex in the shower (tricky)

- 69 (doesn't hit the right angles for either of you)

- Finger in the bum (uncomfortable)

I’m with you on the first 2. I’m ok with a finger in my bum tho "

Well that's lucky because I'm ok giving, just not receiving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there anything that everyone seems to love, apart from you? I'll go first:

- Sex in the shower (tricky)

- 69 (doesn't hit the right angles for either of you)

- Finger in the bum (uncomfortable)

Finger in bum is great, I’d advise your partner to take their sovereign ring off first and then try again."

This actually made me LOL. Well done sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate orange. "

Totally agree!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pulling my foreskin back so far that I nearly push my arse through the mattress "

OUCH. Can I also add women who think they can give handjobs with no lube? Because trust me, you can't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"69 for me too. I think its overrated "

Thank you! It really is... stiff necks and softening cocks all round

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross


"Harry Potter and Star Wars.

These, and every period drama ever! "

I disagree on the first two but period dramas can get outta here! I tried enduring Bridgerton the other night and made it about 20 minutes before I couldnt any longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Olives "

Sorry I can't abide this opinion. People who don't like olives need to grow up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Harry Potter and Star Wars.

These, and every period drama ever!

I disagree on the first two but period dramas can get outta here! I tried enduring Bridgerton the other night and made it about 20 minutes before I couldnt any longer"

Stranger Things is a period drama, and I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blue cheese "

Yeah it's like cheese, just disgusting. I hate it when fancy pizza places ruin perfectly good pizza with it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hawaiian pizza.... "

Agreed, pineapple has no place on a pizza!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Uncritical nationalism. If you want a narrative that simple and self congratulatory, go watch some cartoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Olives

Sorry I can't abide this opinion. People who don't like olives need to grow up "

Agreed! Black or green olives? I like green better, (but black also are nice) especially stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oysters

Scallops

Cartwheels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Olives

Sorry I can't abide this opinion. People who don't like olives need to grow up

Agreed! Black or green olives? I like green better, (but black also are nice) especially stuffed "

I'm all about the green ones too, stuffed with garlic or pimento is a bonus

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

Manchester united

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Toast is never as good as it smells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Olives

Sorry I can't abide this opinion. People who don't like olives need to grow up

Agreed! Black or green olives? I like green better, (but black also are nice) especially stuffed

I'm all about the green ones too, stuffed with garlic or pimento is a bonus "

SA-LI-VA-TING! I’ve heard They are also really good for you as got great fatty/oils

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

television

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Olives

Sorry I can't abide this opinion. People who don't like olives need to grow up

Agreed! Black or green olives? I like green better, (but black also are nice) especially stuffed

I'm all about the green ones too, stuffed with garlic or pimento is a bonus

SA-LI-VA-TING! I’ve heard They are also really good for you as got great fatty/oils "

They're good for you too?? That's amazing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Doing your own research. Chucking some random words into Google doesn't mean you know wtf you're talking about.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Krispy Kreme doughnuts - they look and smell amazing, but I've always been left a little disappointed when I've eaten one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Krispy Kreme doughnuts - they look and smell amazing, but I've always been left a little disappointed when I've eaten one "

Yes! Give me Greggs anyday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doing your own research. Chucking some random words into Google doesn't mean you know wtf you're talking about."

Exactly. I can stand the entitled attitude of those who can't just believe a professional opinion. They think they know better because they've seen some shit on Facebook or YouTube.

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By *unandfrolics696969Couple
over a year ago

exeter


"Chocolate orange. "

get out

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Sex under a waterfall - it's freezing cold, really noisy and the force of the water is ouchy on your sensitive areas. Getting behind the waterfall just leaves you looking like a drowned rat and feeling somewhat dishevelled

C

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Doing your own research. Chucking some random words into Google doesn't mean you know wtf you're talking about.

Exactly. I can stand the entitled attitude of those who can't just believe a professional opinion. They think they know better because they've seen some shit on Facebook or YouTube."

That and... that's not what research is. Gtfo.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Wine. Red or white

Gin.

Olives.

I feel i should enjoy them all. Will i ever grow up?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wine. Red or white

Gin.

Olives.

I feel i should enjoy them all. Will i ever grow up?

"

Being a grown up means liking what you like.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Very true, like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco

It's fancily bottled carbonated piss

Proseccoff!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Conspiracy theories. No you're not smarter than all the experts, you're scared and grasping at stuff that doesn't make any fucking sense. Uncertainty exists. It's not a megalomaniac waiting to confront a superhero. Deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starbucks

Anything to do with Harry Potter

Ed Sheehan

Facebook

Most sex ideas taken from porn

Pizza without olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit tea smells absolutely delicious tastes of absolutely nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doing your own research. Chucking some random words into Google doesn't mean you know wtf you're talking about.

Exactly. I can stand the entitled attitude of those who can't just believe a professional opinion. They think they know better because they've seen some shit on Facebook or YouTube."

Hmm, a relative is a solicitor working with insurance companies and claims for professional negligence and incompetence. Let’s say they aren’t short of work.

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