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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got a substituted plug in air freshener in my online shop at weekend

I had a sniff and said 'it smells like Joanna Lumley would smell'

The reaction was WTF are you talking about?

My explanation was that it was pleasant; sweet with a hint of old person, it conjoured images of flower patterned curtains and beige carpets

Anyway, forum folk, let's have some more suggestions

celebs and what you think they smell like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

P.S. This is your random thread of the day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"P.S. This is your random thread of the day "

You're not wrong there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.S. This is your random thread of the day

You're not wrong there "

I've not eaten for hours

I'm blaming a drop in blood sugars if anyone asks

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I think the queen would smell of Imperial Leather soap and T

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.

Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

I’d imagine Rab C Nesbitt smells of urine, onions and stale tobacco.

David Dickinson would smell of fake tan, brut and werthers originals.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon Kurt Cobain smelled like teen spirit

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I think the queen would smell of Imperial Leather soap and T "

Tw**d, forgot the sensor ship

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d imagine Rab C Nesbitt smells of urine, onions and stale tobacco.

David Dickinson would smell of fake tan, brut and werthers originals.

Lou x "

I'm with you on everything but the Werthers

I'm going with extra strong mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judy Dench would smell of lavender, atrixo hand cream and cut grass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the queen would smell of Imperial Leather soap and T

Tw**d, forgot the sensor ship "

Good shout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.

Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.

"

I've just had to google petrichor & Neil Gaiman

You're way too clever to be here Meli x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reckon Kurt Cobain smelled like teen spirit "

I see what you did there

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Judy Dench would smell of lavender, atrixo hand cream and cut grass. "

... with a hint of benson & hedges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan..

An c*^t unwashed and used for a month..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The Rock would smell like Cinnamon.

(anyone get the reference?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him "

Which Jo Malone though?

If it's pomegranate noir, I'd be up for towelling him down

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him "

I'm sure I typed Regé

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him

Which Jo Malone though?

If it's pomegranate noir, I'd be up for towelling him down "

Sorry, Myrrh and Tonka

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Jason Momoa just smells of man and earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.

Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.

"

I love your brain

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

I imagine Johnny Depp smells of B O and cigarettes.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.

Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.

I've just had to google petrichor & Neil Gaiman

You're way too clever to be here Meli x"

Thank you Bussy, that's very sweet and really cheered me up, x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him

Which Jo Malone though?

If it's pomegranate noir, I'd be up for towelling him down

Sorry, Myrrh and Tonka "

Oooh not sniffed that

Straight in Selfridges when it reopens

Gotta love a bit of Jo

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I imagine Johnny Depp smells of B O and cigarettes."

He looks like he needs a wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brad Pitt would smell of sweaty socks and hair oil.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I imagine Johnny Depp smells of B O and cigarettes.

He looks like he needs a wash "

He smells of Sauvage doesn't he?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.

Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.

"

And David Tennant would smell like sulphur and lifeless souls

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I imagine Johnny Depp smells of B O and cigarettes.

He looks like he needs a wash

He smells of Sauvage doesn't he?

"

Sore vag?

Lou x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him

Which Jo Malone though?

If it's pomegranate noir, I'd be up for towelling him down

Sorry, Myrrh and Tonka

Oooh not sniffed that

Straight in Selfridges when it reopens

Gotta love a bit of Jo "

It's my favourite. I go to the Jo Malone shop in Lakeside

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I imagine Johnny Depp smells of B O and cigarettes.

He looks like he needs a wash

He smells of Sauvage doesn't he?

"

Brillo cream I recon

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London


"I imagine Johnny Depp smells of B O and cigarettes.

He looks like he needs a wash

He smells of Sauvage doesn't he?

Sore vag?

Jack Sparrow on the other hand smells of musket shot and daring deeds with a dash of charisma......savvy

Lou x "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.

Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.

And David Tennant would smell like sulphur and lifeless souls"

David Tennant would smell of my musk if I had half a chance.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.

Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.

And David Tennant would smell like sulphur and lifeless souls

David Tennant would smell of my musk if I had half a chance."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obama smells of Tobacco Vanille, coconut oil and a hint of Michelle's Elnett.

Trump is appropriately named olfactorily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliff Richard would smell like School Dinners.

For all the wrong reasons.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I think Paul Kaye (the man of my dreams) would smell like Summer with a whiff of armpit that I would lovingly sniff after sex.

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