FabSwingers.com forum: Handsome chefs swingers club

By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Entry fee is £150 (yes I live in London everything is expensive lol)

Add up your total and see if you get in

Watched porn £5

Masturbated £5

Oral (given) £5

Oral (received) £5

Same sex play £5

Owned a sex toy £10

Had a sex with someone currently on fab £10

69 £15

Anal £20

Faked an orgasm £20

One night stand £20

Facial (given/recieved) £30

Masturbated in public £30

Played on cam £40

Made a sex tape £50

Cheated on any of your partners £50

Swapped partners with a couple £70

Two or more partners in a day £80

Threesome £100

Attended a sex party or orgy £100

Are you getting in?

Standard fee £150

VIP fee £350

Executive VIP table fee £500

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Please reserve me a seat at the VIP executive table.

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By *ngrylookingpenis123Woman
over a year ago

Surprisingly to me I can have v I p access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VIP table please plus money to spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m shit at maths so gave up half way and hope I’ll just be someone’s plus one lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’m shit at maths so gave up half way and hope I’ll just be someone’s plus one lol

I've got enough for us both

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

VIP - don’t think I’ve ever been a VIP before

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Will there be a Chefs table with a sampling menu and accompanying wines? Will Marcus Wearing and Monica Galetti be there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shit at maths so gave up half way and hope I’ll just be someone’s plus one lol

There's room on my table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VIP table please .. who's gonna be strapped down to my table?

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Damn...only 460 quid !....anyone lend me 40?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shit at maths so gave up half way and hope I’ll just be someone’s plus one lol

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come and join me on my table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a VIP table please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vip table here please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shit at maths so gave up half way and hope I’ll just be someone’s plus one lol

There's room on my table

xx"

Mmmm rather be bent over it.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’m shit at maths so gave up half way and hope I’ll just be someone’s plus one lol

There's room on my table

Mmmm rather be bent over it.

Can be arranged

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I didn't get the VIP table! Yay go me!

Also, why are giving/receiving a facial the same score. For a man to give a facial it's as about as challenging as him wanking in a sock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bollocks I will be queuing outside then

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

10 shy of the VIP table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m shit at maths so gave up half way and hope I’ll just be someone’s plus one lol

There's room on my table

Mmmm rather be bent over it.

Oh don't worry, you most certainly will be

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

If I've faked an orgasm more than once can I multiply to money?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"10 shy of the VIP table

Having sex with someone from fab is £10 I’m happy to help out?

*disclaimer*

When safe to do so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 shy of the VIP table

Roll on the end of lockdown so you can try and get full VIP membership

I was £50 short of a clean sweep

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm a VIP.... that hasn't happened before!

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Ahh get vip but short of a hundred for table damn x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Is there a strong seat in the executive VIP table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I've faked an orgasm more than once can I multiply to money? "

If we're allowed multiples, I think I've just scored a lifetime seat at a VIP table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What extra special treatment do you get for a full house? Asking for a friend

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Exec VIP for me please, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VIP me chef and I have change lol

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

£50 short of the executive VIP.

Katie.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My maths are terrible but I'm suspecting I've got enough credit to become joint owner with you Chef

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Just a seat at a VIP table thanks.

I hope there's Champagne

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Can someone lend me a fiver for VIP table please?...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can a 3 some with other people watching be considered an orgy?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Can someone lend me a fiver for VIP table please?...

If I give you oral without your partner knowing you won't need to owe anyone

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Can someone lend me a fiver for VIP table please?...

If I give you oral without your partner knowing you won't need to owe anyone

Oh sweet! Sounds like a deal!

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

ancoats, Manchester

To be fair, the only one I'm missing is faking an orgasm - trickier for a male to do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VIP

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

VIP table just! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Executive VIP please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Executive VIP please

Slut

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Can a 3 some with other people watching be considered an orgy?"

I’d say so

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"10 shy of the VIP table

Having sex with someone from fab is £10 I’m happy to help out?

*disclaimer*

When safe to do so! "

That's ok if it's £10 for every person still on fab

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"10 shy of the VIP table

Having sex with someone from fab is £10 I’m happy to help out?

*disclaimer*

When safe to do so!

That's ok if it's £10 for every person still on fab

Haha fair enough

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Can someone lend me a fiver for VIP table please?...

If I give you oral without your partner knowing you won't need to owe anyone

Oh sweet! Sounds like a deal!

I get extra points for the Executive area too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Can a 3 some with other people watching be considered an orgy?

I’d say so

Great!

I'll have the Executive table then, thank you.

Is it black tie?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Can a 3 some with other people watching be considered an orgy?

I’d say so

Great!

I'll have the Executive table then, thank you.

Is it black tie?"

Just a,black tie (nothing else).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Executive VIP please

Slut

Lol

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

265

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Can a 3 some with other people watching be considered an orgy?

I’d say so

Great!

I'll have the Executive table then, thank you.

Is it black tie?

Just a,black tie (nothing else).

If you like the Fred Flintstone look

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

VIP table please and still money left for champers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Can a 3 some with other people watching be considered an orgy?

I’d say so

Great!

I'll have the Executive table then, thank you.

Is it black tie?

Just a,black tie (nothing else).

If you like the Fred Flintstone look

Yabba dabba dooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a standard for me, and abit extra for drinks to buy others to try and upgrade to a VIP

aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't get enough to attend

So can I make it up to the total using the amount of orgasms I've faked?

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Can I get a seat at the executive vip table my good chap £510

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hangs his head in shame.

I have £5 left over if anyone needs it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"VIP table please and still money left for champers

I'll send you some over from the Executive area

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm joining the VIPs. Looks to be a damn good table xx

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

It's nice to see you all at the swingers club. Hope you're all enjoying yourself tonight

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

ExecVIP turned out to be lacking in service, still waiting for my champagne

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

465 - So close to a seat at the Executive VIP table.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I’ll have an exec VIP table and £60 worth of drinks please! Shame I can’t have £10 for every sex toy I own and every Fabber I’ve had sex with, I’d be rich.

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