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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.

That bit's dandy.

It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun

Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum

Be careful out there folks!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I felt every stabbing pain .......... ouch.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

This is the female equivalent of sitting on one of your bollocks sista

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Always use with adult supervision"

Read the instructions before use, Princess (p6, towards the bottom

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Oh that made me clench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.

That bit's dandy.

It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun

Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum

Be careful out there folks!

Awww peaches I hope your ok and ouch I can only imagine what pain your in x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

If fine. I was expecting lots of blood but I appear to have left my sphincter in tact

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I got an alright photo first tho

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Fucking hell mine clenched in sympathy reading that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I got an alright photo first tho

Hmm, maybe just try again a wee bit further over to the left?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I clenched...

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Ooooh ouch. Hope you’re ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell mine clenched in sympathy reading that

You and me both

But TT they aren’t just heels, they are fucking stilts

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.

That bit's dandy.

It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun

Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum

Be careful out there folks!

I had sympathy pains reading this OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! safer to just wedge it between your cheeks

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I would have though the NHS will be patenting your new method of removing piles. You should be minted. Even though you can't sit down for a week.

Only messing and glad your ok. Seriously wonderful pics btw.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bejaysus woman.

And has your sphincter recovered yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need any cream rubbing in.....

Just asking....

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bejaysus woman.

And has your sphincter recovered yet?

Yeah it's sound. You should have seen me stiffen like a board, eyes wide and hit the deck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bejaysus woman.

And has your sphincter recovered yet?

Yeah it's sound. You should have seen me stiffen like a board, eyes wide and hit the deck

Brings a hole new meaning to ripping you a new one

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I believe that emoji was created for this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds advice there.

Carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe that emoji was created for this thread. "

Or this one

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Is this another "I was perching on the edge of the sofa to put a curtain rail in" story?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Ouch!! Hope you're okay now!

Just checked out your pic though and those trousers are amazing!! I love them! The booty is hella fine too

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Is this another "I was perching on the edge of the sofa to put a curtain rail in" story?

It hurt more!

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.

That bit's dandy.

It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun

Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum

Be careful out there folks!

"
A well deserved blue peter badge is in order.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh jesus! Traumatising!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ooch ouch! Glad you're OK. You do make me chuckle

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Omfg I spat my tea out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh ow

. Glad you’re ok. Great photo though!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I guess its better than it just falling out of its own accord....well maybe but still, ouch!!!

And now I know not to crouch down with mine in

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ah jeez. My starfish just clamped in shock for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop goes the weasel!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

My fox tail has a smaller plug so not so bad ! My biggest plug a jewel one burst going in and out it actually makes a pop noise on way out! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"My fox tail has a smaller plug so not so bad ! My biggest plug a jewel one burst going in and out it actually makes a pop noise on way out! X

Hurts not burst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sore, brings tears to my eyes just thinking of it,

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Little update for ya.

I still feel a twat but the ring of fire is absolutely fine

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Little update for ya.

I still feel a twat but the ring of fire is absolutely fine

Glad your bum is ok

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

but also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the picture in question? Worth it! Also you confirmed You have a solid sphincter!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Is this the picture in question? Worth it! Also you confirmed You have a solid sphincter!

I got a few decent piccies, my fave one is yet to be uploaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s excellent news that your bottle and glass is unharmed, and your pain is our gain.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I love you Peach!

Jo.Xx

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

This really made me chuckle! Glad there was no lasting damage! X

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"This really made me chuckle! Glad there was no lasting damage! X"

Oh gawd.... I've not farted yet so

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"This really made me chuckle! Glad there was no lasting damage! X

Oh gawd.... I've not farted yet so

Scrap that, they're still squeaky

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bejaysus woman.

And has your sphincter recovered yet?

Yeah it's sound. You should have seen me stiffen like a board, eyes wide and hit the deck

Is it weird I wish there was video evidence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.

That bit's dandy.

It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun

Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum

Be careful out there folks!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bejaysus woman.

And has your sphincter recovered yet?

Yeah it's sound. You should have seen me stiffen like a board, eyes wide and hit the deck

Is it weird I wish there was video evidence?

Well if it is, I'm weird too.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You'd get £250 for the video on you've been framed

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Pop goes the weasel!"

More like pop went her wheezehole

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

You've been framed sounds more interesting than I remember it being.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Pop goes the weasel!

More like pop went her wheezehole

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You've been framed sounds more interesting than I remember it being."

Would be rude tube for that content!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"This really made me chuckle! Glad there was no lasting damage! X

Oh gawd.... I've not farted yet so

Scrap that, they're still squeaky "

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.

That bit's dandy.

It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun

Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum

Be careful out there folks!

Ha ha excellent!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

How's your posterior, Princess? Can you sit straight now?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How's your posterior, Princess? Can you sit straight now?"

All good in the hood. No rubber ring necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooof!!! Sorry to say I just spat my tea out laughing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAHAHA!

seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm curious. Are you planning to...

A) Be more careful next time?

B) Set the phone to video instead if using the magic clicky button in case you do it again so we can all share in the experience?

C) Both the above?

D) Something else?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"HAHAHA!

seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?"

Yeah, bulb shaped one. Funny as fuck but proper hurt

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm curious. Are you planning to...

A) Be more careful next time?

B) Set the phone to video instead if using the magic clicky button in case you do it again so we can all share in the experience?

C) Both the above?

D) Something else?"

It will defo be a C) can never be too careful. It will be a while tho as I'm now quite frightened of getting shot again. I'll also use more lube too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHAHA!

seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?

Yeah, bulb shaped one. Funny as fuck but proper hurt

I'm not sure i would laugh straight away, think i would have a panic attack.

Then laughed about once i knew i was ok haha!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"HAHAHA!

seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?

Yeah, bulb shaped one. Funny as fuck but proper hurt

I'm not sure i would laugh straight away, think i would have a panic attack.

Then laughed about once i knew i was ok haha!"

That's exactly what I did.

I was so scared when I did the "oh god I MUST be bleeding" ....tentative hand to the balloon knot check.

The relief was immense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHAHA!

seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?

Yeah, bulb shaped one. Funny as fuck but proper hurt

I'm not sure i would laugh straight away, think i would have a panic attack.

Then laughed about once i knew i was ok haha!

That's exactly what I did.

I was so scared when I did the "oh god I MUST be bleeding" ....tentative hand to the balloon knot check.

The relief was immense

ohhh i know the check all to well

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Found it!

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Yeaouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"HAHAHA!

seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?

Yeah, bulb shaped one. Funny as fuck but proper hurt

I'm not sure i would laugh straight away, think i would have a panic attack.

Then laughed about once i knew i was ok haha!

That's exactly what I did.

I was so scared when I did the "oh god I MUST be bleeding" ....tentative hand to the balloon knot check.

The relief was immense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon

It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember you posting this

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon

It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.

Shameless bump

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon

It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.

Shameless bump

It's a public safety announcement

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon

It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.

Shameless bump

It's a public safety announcement

It is you that requires public safety support my lovely

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon

It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.

Shameless bump

It's a public safety announcement

It is you that requires public safety support my lovely

And a crash helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im glad you're ok

Would have made a great comedy video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon

It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.

Glad to hear, nobody likes a pain in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the original post and thought.. not again

only then saw 7 wks ago.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

This made me laugh far more than it should have

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon

It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.

Glad to hear, nobody likes a pain in the ass

Some might do

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I didn't see this first time round, so glad to see it today.

You are a my inspiration Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.

That bit's dandy.

It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun

Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum

Be careful out there folks!

I love you Peach x

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