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What CAN you do with a small penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

open to both men (or boys) and women (or girls)

n Georgyporgy do not come round here makin em cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not about quantity its all about quality lol x

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

give him viagra and play quiots.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it in the blender with some fruit and make a delicious, healthy smoothie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick it in the blender with some fruit and make a delicious, healthy smoothie."

owwwworrrrrrffffffffff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its not about quantity its all about quality lol x"

ah ya mean like quality street toffees, get stuck in yer bliddy teeth.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Its not about quantity its all about quality lol x"

" never mind the quality feel the width"

showing my age now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plant it and watch/wait for it to grow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plant it and watch/wait for it to grow. "

How often does one have to squirt on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plant it and watch/wait for it to grow.

How often does one have to squirt on it?"

Oh, whenever you're passing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a stopper for your wine bottle. Assuming you haven't d*unk the lot, that is.

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

What's small though ? What's big ? The old chestnut 'it's not the size of it but what you do with it that counts' & its more about the person attached.

If the average is about 5 & half inches a lot of people would still consider that small. Where as say 8 inches is big.

My (S) size is 7 inches - is that small ? So what would be say 4 inches ? micro. I guess its all taste preference & perception.

I thought the cork or bottle stopper was funny

Maybe a small penis would be useful on the end of a fishing line ?

or perhaps a mould for those toys that grow when put in water ( aren't those banned now??) Anyway maybe 'small' penis is making someone haappy somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can you do with a small penis?

Put it in a small fanny of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill a small hole in a damn

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"What can you do with a small penis?

Put it in a small fanny of course. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this 'its not the size but what you do with it' malarky makes me smile. What exactly are these people doing so differently, other than pushing it in and out.

Now I'm not a size queen but a small penis isn't as satisfying as the feeling of being filled and that little gasp as a guy pushes in and the slight feeling of being stretched. Not painly stretched, but you at least want to feel it sliding it deliciously.

Now I appreciate sex is about technique and I enjoy lots of foreplay, especially oral. This does make me very aroused but I want to feel a cock pushing in.

But it doesn't really bother me too much in swinging as I enjoy the extra hands to stimulate me and my OH has a decent sized member and he is deliciously girthy so I know I'm gonna have what I like sexually anyway

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Use it for q draught excluder on a cat flap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it to reduce a woman to a cross eyed delirium of ecstasy of course

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By *cottyyMMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

ive got a small penis what could you do with it?

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By *he one in the middleMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Use it to reduce a woman to a cross eyed delirium of ecstasy of course "
would be nice to have a pussey to put it in oops but mine is big so shoud not say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a ring and bracelet holder, if it was erect of course, if it wasn't then they'd keep falling off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything you want no one will know its there...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

In....left....right....up.....down....

Repeat until lady involved responds or starts knitting....

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