FabSwingers.com forum: The d*unk guy

By *crumdiddlyumptious OP Man
over a year ago

Seen this on another site earlier,

Since we can't go to any bars, Tell me what your pets are doing, but refer to them as

'The d*unk guy at the end of the bar is'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chasing a rubber bone up & down the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The d*unk woman at the end of the bar is shouting at me to give her more food, but she has lots already. She has also just missed the toilet and crapped on the bathroom floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Th d*unk women that lives next door is crying at the wrong window to come in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The d*unk guy at the end of the bar keeps farting and trying to hump me.

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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

My d*unk lady has just had radar ears after hearing the d*unk guy in the kitchen... Now leaped off the sofa to go see what's she's missing out on..

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

My d*unk guy is asleep and twitching

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The d*unk guy at the end of the bar is licking his mate's ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The d*unk guy at the end of the bar is licking his bollox

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The d*unk girl is sat on the coffee table with one leg over her shoulder licking her own pussy, coughing up fur balls and is about to fall of the table.

Later she'll go and sh.t in the neighbours garden

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

The d*unk guy at the end of the bar keeps licking himself and giving me a 'look' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The d*unk guy is buried under the extension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dr*nk guy next door is shouting at the rain, again.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The d*unk girl is waiting by the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The d*unk guy is curled up by radiator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The d*unk guy is curled up by radiator.

Silly me. Gal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Th d*unk women that lives next door is crying at the wrong window to come in "

this reminds me of a kids story Mog the forgetful cat.

cat fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing the glass and mouthing something unintelligible, then starts thrashing about and going round in circles

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pmsl at some of these.

My former d*unk guy was like Six Dinner Sid - was forever roaming the neighbourhood looking for treats from both men and women. Total tart.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

One dr*nk girl is under a fluffy blanket snoring and twitching.

I think the other one has sneaked off behind the sofa after coming to watch me have a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two d*unk girls are sleeping it off at the moment

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