FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s the worst or best you’ve been hit with?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I want to ruin your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to ruin your pussy

Is that best or worst, please clarify, I’m taking notes ?!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I want to ruin your pussy

Is that best or worst, please clarify, I’m taking notes ?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to ruin your pussy

I quite like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you catch love. Good. Because there’s a couple of balls coming your way

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

The worst I’ve had is “Nice dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The worst I’ve had is “Nice dick

”"

Haha could it get worse

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Worst was being told I'm actually nicer than I look... Not sure what to do with that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse... Can I lick your clit while you piss on me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worse... Can I lick your clit while you piss on me? "

Interesting one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a chat up line said to me

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Are you an instant potato dish as I’d smash you all day....

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

... and best one yet to come I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you an instant potato dish as I’d smash you all day....

This is in the wrong topic.. What a belter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... and best one yet to come I hope

I would give you a better chat up line but sadly I don't meet your age req haha

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Are you an instant potato dish as I’d smash you all day....

This is in the wrong topic.. What a belter"

Just testing the reaction lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm writing a book, but there's something missing... Your phone number

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are getting better and better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst I had came Friday night

and it went like hi how are you got to say ur ass looks amazing but ur asshole looks completely ruined it looks like it’s hade more cockends than I have had dinner but anyway I still stick in it you so are you free

Quick delete and block

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi! You're Tina Titz, aren't you? Can I have your autograph?

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Everyone laughs at these chat lines but there must be someone that likes them. I can't believe that they keep sending them along with dick pics and nobody ever answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If covid doesn't take you out... Can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If covid doesn't take you out... Can I? "

That was all over Tinder a year ago. Pretty amusing the first time I saw it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of a fruit pastille.. You make my mouth water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of a fruit pastille"

Hard and chewy, just how I like my women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worse... Can I lick your clit while you piss on me?

Interesting one

Decided not to take him up on that kind offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worse... Can I lick your clit while you piss on me?

Interesting one

Decided not to take him up on that kind offer

Frigid.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Worst/best (not sure) that I heard being used on a woman was....

“Was you brought up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock”

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By *od-ZillaMan
over a year ago

Truro

I heard this one, which tickled my sense of humour:

Are you a washing machine?

Because I want to dump my dirty load in you....

No idea if it has ever worked, I like to think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight

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