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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why are they, without exception, arses?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fun Fact though ....

In 2019 not a single newborn was named Nigel in the UK .

Just thought youd like to know

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Nigel Redman

Played rugby for Bath and England and was a genuinely nice guy.

He did go by his nickname Ollie though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun Fact though ....

In 2019 not a single newborn was named Nigel in the UK .

Just thought youd like to know "

What about 2020?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Why are they, without exception, arses?"

Really? I thought some of them were just harmless geography teachers in corduroy jackets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare you smear the good name of Sir Nigel Archibald Thornberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tad offensive to those's with that name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A tad offensive to those's with that name"

yey!!!!, wondered how long it would be before some snowflake came piling in being all smug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tad offensive to those's with that name

yey!!!!, wondered how long it would be before some snowflake came piling in being all smug."

its all ok till someone attacks you aint it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tad offensive to those's with that name

yey!!!!, wondered how long it would be before some snowflake came piling in being all smug."

Why does that make her a snowflake?

I don’t see how you can define a whole group of people like that. I knew a lovely Nigel once.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I only know one Nigel, he had terrible allergic rhinitis.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Not Mansell! One of the greatest drivers ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most nigels I know are ginger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"?

I knew a lovely Nigel once.

really, can you say with hand on heart he wasn't touching up small rodents while he rubbed vick on his balls. Most Nigels do, its a fact. "

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Fun Fact though ....

In 2019 not a single newborn was named Nigel in the UK .

Just thought youd like to know "

How the heck do you find out stuff like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NIGELS LIVES MATTER!!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"A tad offensive to those's with that name

yey!!!!, wondered how long it would be before some snowflake came piling in being all smug.

its all ok till someone attacks you aint it lol "

That’s the Fab forum for you.

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By *ctionnotwords69Man
over a year ago

ENFIELD

https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now op, I’ve got that bloody Nigel song in my head. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me I'm going back in the virus forum it's a bit calmer in there

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Because, "nobody makes plans, for Nigel."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

"

Wtf did I just watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch "

That was scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not Mansell! One of the greatest drivers ever."

His rivalry with Schumacher was amazing to watch

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch

That was scary"

And now you know why us oldies are so fucked up.

We grew up on that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch

That was scary

And now you know why us oldies are so fucked up.

We grew up on that shit."

That may explain a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

And now you know why us oldies are so fucked up.

We grew up on that shit."

ah yes, 7 inch singles were everywhere, now there all married and driving eco vans to unspeakably dull occupations.

Ahh, those were indeed the days

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By *ctionnotwords69Man
over a year ago

ENFIELD


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch "

It's Friday, it's 5 to 5....it's Crackerjack....!!!...lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fun Fact though ....

In 2019 not a single newborn was named Nigel in the UK .

Just thought youd like to know

How the heck do you find out stuff like that "

I just remember useless shit

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By *ctionnotwords69Man
over a year ago

ENFIELD


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch

That was scary

And now you know why us oldies are so fucked up.

We grew up on that shit."

Anyone got their Crackerjack pencil?!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Anyone got their Crackerjack pencil?!!! "

no, but I genuinely no a girl,(lady now) with a Blue Peter badge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Anyone got their Crackerjack pencil?!!!

no, but I genuinely no a girl,(lady now) with a Blue Peter badge"

Ask her about it and she goes oddly quiet, and mutters something about John Noakes

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By *ctionnotwords69Man
over a year ago

ENFIELD


"

Anyone got their Crackerjack pencil?!!!

no, but I genuinely no a girl,(lady now) with a Blue Peter bad

Ask her about it and she goes oddly quiet, and mutters something about John Noakes"

Get downnnn, Shep!!!...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Fun Fact though ....

In 2019 not a single newborn was named Nigel in the UK .

Just thought youd like to know

How the heck do you find out stuff like that "

Office Of National Statistics ususally release the stats around March each year - you can check names for 2018 here - it even gives trends down the years for each name:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-51673123

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Most nigels I know are ginger"

OMG, one of my first boyfriends was called Nigel and yes he was a proper ginger great kisser tho

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One of the most lovely people I know is called Nigel.

However, he does conform to the ginger part of the stereotype l.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"A tad offensive to those's with that name

yey!!!!, wondered how long it would be before some snowflake came piling in being all smug."

Funny thing about people calling others snowflakes is that they can't take criticism and act, well, like a snowflake about it all.

I'm not sure Nigel Farage has done much for the name of Nigel.

Gary Delaney joke - 'I picked up a niggle at the gym the other day, or Nigel, as he prefers to be called.' Works better out loud, but slays in clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most nigels I know are ginger

OMG, one of my first boyfriends was called Nigel and yes he was a proper ginger great kisser tho "

Mine too! but he wasn't ginger! My bestie's husband is called Nigel and he's a great person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun Fact though ....

In 2019 not a single newborn was named Nigel in the UK .

Just thought youd like to know "

most likely because of the xenophobe and racist Farage.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Most nigels I know are ginger

OMG, one of my first boyfriends was called Nigel and yes he was a proper ginger great kisser tho

Mine too! but he wasn't ginger! My bestie's husband is called Nigel and he's a great person! "

See, Nigel’s are lovely OP

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Fun Fact though ....

In 2019 not a single newborn was named Nigel in the UK .

Just thought youd like to know

most likely because of the xenophobe and racist Farage."

............Imagine the fun we could have with this thread if was called All Mohamed's are arses. It is one of the most popular boys names. It is also the most popular name in English prisons for some strange reason.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Not Mansell! One of the greatest drivers ever.

His rivalry with Schumacher was amazing to watch "

Are you thinking of Senna? Or Prost or Picquet? Schumacher was still an F1 rookie while Mansell was contending for and winning the Driver's Championship.

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex


"Not Mansell! One of the greatest drivers ever.

His rivalry with Schumacher was amazing to watch "

I thought his rivalry was with Senna I’m sure Schumacher came along later and was a rival of Damon Hill.

I do remember Senna getting pulled by the old bill who said who do you think you are Nigel Mansell classic

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Not Mansell! One of the greatest drivers ever."

Oddly enough he was a bit of an arse when I met him though

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I thought his rivalry was with Senna I’m sure Schumacher came along later and was a rival of Damon Hill."

This is correct. Hill was the consummate sportsman, and Schumacher was a cheating graceless prick.


"I do remember Senna getting pulled by the old bill who said who do you think you are Nigel Mansell classic"

There are *so* many versions of this story. The classic one is Stirling Moss being pulled over and asked "Who do you think you? Stirling Moss?"

Funnily enough, I saw Stirling Moss at the British Grand Prix one year in the nineties. He was bombing through a public area on a scooter, and he wasn't wearing a helmet.


""Not Mansell! One of the greatest drivers ever."

Oddly enough he was a bit of an arse when I met him though"

Yep, reputedly very difficult to get along with. Competitive people, innit?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch

That was scary

And now you know why us oldies are so fucked up.

We grew up on that shit.

That may explain a lot.

"

Then there was H.R. Pufnstuf. That was really freaky shit.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Not Mansell! One of the greatest drivers ever.

Oddly enough he was a bit of an arse when I met him though"

Maybe it's true then.

Anyone met Nigel Planer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch

That was scary

And now you know why us oldies are so fucked up.

We grew up on that shit.

That may explain a lot.

Then there was H.R. Pufnstuf. That was really freaky shit."

A talking flute

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch

That was scary

And now you know why us oldies are so fucked up.

We grew up on that shit.

That may explain a lot.

Then there was H.R. Pufnstuf. That was really freaky shit.

A talking flute "

The witches fucking nose!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nigella's arse looks great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch

That was scary

And now you know why us oldies are so fucked up.

We grew up on that shit.

That may explain a lot.

Then there was H.R. Pufnstuf. That was really freaky shit.

A talking flute

The witches fucking nose!! "

Jack wild led a sad life, died 2006

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"https://youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo

Wtf did I just watch

That was scary

And now you know why us oldies are so fucked up.

We grew up on that shit.

That may explain a lot.

Then there was H.R. Pufnstuf. That was really freaky shit.

A talking flute

The witches fucking nose!!

Jack wild led a sad life, died 2006"

I was just thinking about that. Wasn't he an alcoholic?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Nigella's arse looks great "

Nigella is a totally different story.

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex


"I thought his rivalry was with Senna I’m sure Schumacher came along later and was a rival of Damon Hill.

This is correct. Hill was the consummate sportsman, and Schumacher was a cheating graceless prick.

I do remember Senna getting pulled by the old bill who said who do you think you are Nigel Mansell classic

There are *so* many versions of this story. The classic one is Stirling Moss being pulled over and asked "Who do you think you? Stirling Moss?"

Funnily enough, I saw Stirling Moss at the British Grand Prix one year in the nineties. He was bombing through a public area on a scooter, and he wasn't wearing a helmet.

"Not Mansell! One of the greatest drivers ever."

Oddly enough he was a bit of an arse when I met him though

Yep, reputedly very difficult to get along with. Competitive people, innit? "

Now that’s a name to have Sterling

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I only know one Nigel,

he had terrible allergic rhinitis. "

For some reason instead of reading this I sang it to the tune of Whiter Shade of Pale. The second line is a bit of a squeeze but the first is spot on. I wonder where the song would go from there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Nigel stole my GF in school the absolute CAD and BOUNDER!!

Ive never forgiven him.

And to add insult to injury when i bought my first house it was from HIM!

He was getting a bigger one!!

Maybe he had a bigger one in school.

Wounds ..old ones...now open again thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought that absolute whore bag an X Files poster too. Bet her and Nigel loved starting at that poster and laughing at me.

F***ing hate you Nigel if youre on here you toss pot.

(You had a lovely taste in carpets though. lovely deep shag on them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are exceptions to the rule.....I know a Nigel who’s an absolute top chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are exceptions to the rule.....I know a Nigel who’s an absolute top chap "

Yeah dont blame me when he takes your girl just because he was put back a year and has a car

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm related to a Nigel. He's a fairly stuck up chap who thinks his way is best and can be jolly condescending. Also he's never been ginger but is now more or less bald. Good old Nige

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Not Mansell! One of the greatest drivers ever.

Oddly enough he was a bit of an arse when I met him though

Maybe it's true then.

Anyone met Nigel Planer?"

Planer doesn't count as everyone knows him as Neil

Havers though I wonder about - has played plenty of bounderish characters but always comes across well enough when interviewed as himself

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Fun Fact though ....

In 2019 not a single newborn was named Nigel in the UK .

Just thought youd like to know

How the heck do you find out stuff like that "

The Office of National Statistics collects this type of data.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/datasets/babynamesenglandandwalesbabynamesstatisticsboys

Although the datasets they publish only seem to show the top 100. They do link to the following site which shows 9 Nigels in 2019, up from Zero in 2016:

https://names.darkgreener.com/#nigel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the name Nigel. Nice sound to it

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I'm Nigel and so is my wife

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