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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

By saying some stupid like.....

What’s the worst thing you have said to someone or have had said to you during sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By saying some stupid like.....

What’s the worst thing you have said to someone or have had said to you during sex?"

I'm going to do a cover version with Nicole Kidman.

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By *issnkWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

I’m getting tired are not you gonna cum or what?

And someone trying to takes dirty but he used the correct terms likes breasts, vagina and penis was proper cringey

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By *allgirthyMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

"I’m getting tired are not you gonna cum or what?

And someone trying to takes dirty but he used the correct terms likes breasts, vagina and penis was proper cringey"

Ha, vanilla people often do that I find.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Can you put your head down a bit I can't see the football on the tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you quiet? Fake it then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to like and subscribe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do this all the time.

I have lost count od the number of conversations I have had with people on here where I have fucked up by saying something or trying to make a joke

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

First time with a new bloke (it was great, incidentally) lying afterwards still having aftershocks and he slapped my arse and said "that'll do pig, that'll do".

Thankfully he read me right as I found it really funny, but he had some big brass bollocks to say it as it could've gone very wrong indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“That was nice.”

I felt pretty bad saying that to a booty call... it was the best I could do because he was awful in bed!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I do this all the time.

I have lost count od the number of conversations I have had with people on here where I have fucked up by saying something or trying to make a joke "

I was with an ex and earlier in the evening we'd been talking about people you couldn't bring yourself to have sex with for any amount of money.

He'd not been able to find anyone who was an absolute no for me, but after we'd gone to bed, just as he was getting into his stride I had a brainwave and shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!!".

Yea, he lost his erection for a little while but it was worth it as we lay there crying laughing.

It's the weirdest thing I've ever shouted during sex and the memory still makes us both laugh. Every once in a while I get a WhatsApp from him just saying Arlene Foster and it makes me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time with a new bloke (it was great, incidentally) lying afterwards still having aftershocks and he slapped my arse and said "that'll do pig, that'll do".

Thankfully he read me right as I found it really funny, but he had some big brass bollocks to say it as it could've gone very wrong indeed."

That’s hilarious

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Have you finished yet... didn't go down well on my first and only try of anal sex

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Can you put your head down a bit I can't see the football on the tv "

I actually did watch a football match from under my ex husband's armpit while we were having sex on the sofa one evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting tired are not you gonna cum or what?

And someone trying to takes dirty but he used the correct terms likes breasts, vagina and penis was proper cringey"

Oh yes! Making my minge cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do this all the time.

I have lost count od the number of conversations I have had with people on here where I have fucked up by saying something or trying to make a joke

I was with an ex and earlier in the evening we'd been talking about people you couldn't bring yourself to have sex with for any amount of money.

He'd not been able to find anyone who was an absolute no for me, but after we'd gone to bed, just as he was getting into his stride I had a brainwave and shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!!".

Yea, he lost his erection for a little while but it was worth it as we lay there crying laughing.

It's the weirdest thing I've ever shouted during sex and the memory still makes us both laugh. Every once in a while I get a WhatsApp from him just saying Arlene Foster and it makes me giggle."

Fantastic!

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