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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout harder and faster

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You ever seen the first Nightmare on Elm St.

Soon as you get the chance get em back by trying to recreat the scene with Tina in. Swap the dying bit for shagging

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Do a when Harry met Sally?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up some porn on tv, maybe ya'll can have a competition lol x

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest "

Whats the address I love to listen in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they stop, bang on the wall and shout "hey! I haven't finished yet!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn up some porn on tv, maybe ya'll can have a competition lol x"

I was just about to suggest this, except the competition bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a hole in the ceiling and poke your nob through, that’s what I’d do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they stop, bang on the wall and shout "hey! I haven't finished yet!"

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Come on. We are in this together !

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Knock with a bottle and join them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest "

Go and chap the door, see if they want some help..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Headphones?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest "

Knock on their door and ask if you can join in, I'm sure their couldn't refuse such an attractive woman as your good self.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn up some porn on tv, maybe ya'll can have a competition lol x"

I am so conscientious about noise! I watch everything on silent and even pull my bed into the middle of the room when I know it's getting some action ha! More fool me . Good luck to them, I'm just being bitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or better yet....blast some Barry White! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they stop, bang on the wall and shout "hey! I haven't finished yet!"

Come on. We are in this together ! "

Exactly.

Who needs porn with this stuff going on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Or better yet....blast some Barry White! Haha x"

Excellent idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest "

Sorry I'll try keep it down

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Are you touching yourself Lana ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest

Sorry I'll try keep it down "

I mean, if you wouldn't mind Bert. Some of us are going cold turkey here !

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Turn up some porn on tv, maybe ya'll can have a competition lol x

I am so conscientious about noise! I watch everything on silent and even pull my bed into the middle of the room when I know it's getting some action ha! More fool me . Good luck to them, I'm just being bitter "

Come on

Just admit it that you want it now as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you touching yourself Lana ? "

For once, no. I'm just making a sad face and positioning my pillows in the shape of a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest

Sorry I'll try keep it down

I mean, if you wouldn't mind Bert. Some of us are going cold turkey here ! "

Poor Albert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn up some porn on tv, maybe ya'll can have a competition lol x

I am so conscientious about noise! I watch everything on silent and even pull my bed into the middle of the room when I know it's getting some action ha! More fool me . Good luck to them, I'm just being bitter

Come on

Just admit it that you want it now as well "

You got me. I kept that so well under wraps too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you touching yourself Lana ?

For once, no. I'm just making a sad face and positioning my pillows in the shape of a man "

I know the feeling haha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Are you touching yourself Lana ?

For once, no. I'm just making a sad face and positioning my pillows in the shape of a man "

Go to Amazon, search for 'boyfriend arm pillow', Thank me later.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Play boom boom shake the room real loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have went upstairs, knocked on door and when they answered declared 'Could you keep it down please I'm trying to finger myself and can't concentrate'.

Then went home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they still going at it?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest

Knock on their door and ask if you can join in, I'm sure their couldn't refuse such an attractive woman as your good self."

Done this. Worked out very well.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Meh, it's just sex.

Who cares anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they stop, bang on the wall and shout "hey! I haven't finished yet!"

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