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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone one seen Ryan_ fun or is he out feeding his habit the d*unk!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

he is what i was cutting up when i sliced my dinner

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha I hope it was a big knife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last online 56 mins ago

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread "

im loving whatever they have going.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread "

Ha ha I saw that thread I did think about posting!!! If I was on that bus Im sure I could do better than Ryan !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

im loving whatever they have going.

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this needs to be watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its like funky monkey and viccy boi..

but they aren't time travelers and the same person.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

im loving whatever they have going.

this needs to be watched "

And possibly videod

Dave and Ryan up a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes MM profile

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ryan is prob sat in a beer garden with a pint in his hand...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Anyone one seen Ryan_ fun or is he out feeding his habit the d*unk! "
should i sound the stalker alarms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

im loving whatever they have going.

this needs to be watched

And possibly videod

Dave and Ryan up a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes MM profile "

As a mm would we have more luck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone one seen Ryan_ fun or is he out feeding his habit the d*unk! should i sound the stalker alarms? "

Yes tell him to leave me alone !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread "

Aww it's sweet! Makes me tingly when I see the two of them bantering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

im loving whatever they have going.

this needs to be watched

And possibly videod

Dave and Ryan up a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes MM profile

As a mm would we have more luck? "

Are you both struggling singularly? Maybe he is actually meeting someone right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

im loving whatever they have going.

this needs to be watched

And possibly videod

Dave and Ryan up a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes MM profile

As a mm would we have more luck?

Are you both struggling singularly? Maybe he is actually meeting someone right now! "

I doubt it the guys a jerk

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"As a mm would we have more luck? "

Would with me!

If you want to go a bit bi with him I wouldn't mind either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

Aww it's sweet! Makes me tingly when I see the two of them bantering. "

Mmm scarlet define tingly" bit warm down below" tingly or" skin crawl" tingly

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

Ha ha I saw that thread I did think about posting!!! If I was on that bus Im sure I could do better than Ryan !!!!!"

Pfft in your dreams fat boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dave and ryan... yup thats my wankin material for tonight

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan is prob sat in a beer garden with a pint in his hand... "

Actually I have been perving my new pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

Ha ha I saw that thread I did think about posting!!! If I was on that bus Im sure I could do better than Ryan !!!!!

Pfft in your dreams fat boy "

with all this talk of busses and fat boys i thought i'd better pop by and show you both the error of your ways

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

im loving whatever they have going.

this needs to be watched

And possibly videod

Dave and Ryan up a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes MM profile

As a mm would we have more luck? "

I guess we could do a tag team like the chuckle bros. to you , to me

I go 1st though or the deals off otherwise I will have to post in the sloppy seconds thread

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

Aww it's sweet! Makes me tingly when I see the two of them bantering. "

That's made me curious

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

im loving whatever they have going.

this needs to be watched

And possibly videod

Dave and Ryan up a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes MM profile

As a mm would we have more luck?

Are you both struggling singularly? Maybe he is actually meeting someone right now!

I doubt it the guys a jerk "

JULIE could you pop over to this thread please got a plumber getting too big for his stilsons

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"dave and ryan... yup thats my wankin material for tonight "

That's it cute get his 10 seconds out the way and save me for the REM sleep

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"As a mm would we have more luck?

Would with me!

If you want to go a bit bi with him I wouldn't mind either. "

I'm with you on this Wyrd

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"As a mm would we have more luck?

Would with me!

If you want to go a bit bi with him I wouldn't mind either.

I'm with you on this Wyrd "

You cant be serious Have you seen the jim jams he wears? Bloody blue pin stripes lol must be from Munterlan

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"As a mm would we have more luck?

Would with me!

If you want to go a bit bi with him I wouldn't mind either.

I'm with you on this Wyrd

You cant be serious Have you seen the jim jams he wears? Bloody blue pin stripes lol must be from Munterlan "

More interested in what's under the pinstripes and the flag.....new pic is yummy btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

im loving whatever they have going.

this needs to be watched

And possibly videod

Dave and Ryan up a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes MM profile

As a mm would we have more luck?

I guess we could do a tag team like the chuckle bros. to you , to me

I go 1st though or the deals off otherwise I will have to post in the sloppy seconds thread "

Illl bring the ladder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the new pic you freak?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ryan is prob sat in a beer garden with a pint in his hand...

Actually I have been perving my new pic lol"

Very nice pic too....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think you two have got a right Bromance going on here......are you going to post on the "Did you fall in love on Fab" thread

im loving whatever they have going.

this needs to be watched

And possibly videod

Dave and Ryan up a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes MM profile

As a mm would we have more luck?

I guess we could do a tag team like the chuckle bros. to you , to me

I go 1st though or the deals off otherwise I will have to post in the sloppy seconds thread

Illl bring the ladder!"

Make it a step ladder. In case we go on tour

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"What's the new pic you freak?"

My flag was in the wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tag team on me :p x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tag team on me :p x"

Ryan let's our our differences behind us!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Tag team on me :p x"

One ah, two ah, three ah

Oops that's Dave finished

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Tag team on me :p x

Ryan let's our our differences behind us!!"

Ok mate just going in. Wish me luck

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Tag team on me :p x

One ah, two ah, three ah

Oops that's Dave finished "

Blimey, he didn't last that long with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww i must be special along with good looking xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Aww i must be special along with good looking xx"

Right my go. Bend over, touch ya toes and don't tell ya father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww i must be special along with good looking xx

Right my go. Bend over, touch ya toes and don't tell ya father "

Haha never :p xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww i must be special along with good looking xx

Right my go. Bend over, touch ya toes and don't tell ya father "

thought you didn't like to go second?! Xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Aww i must be special along with good looking xx

Right my go. Bend over, touch ya toes and don't tell ya father

thought you didn't like to go second?! Xx"

Bugger, you are right ! What am I thinking of

Slopes off to sloppy seconds thread to confess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe i won't tell if you don't! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha Ryan I'll make you a star!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha Ryan I'll make you a star!!!!"

love to know how xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ha ha Ryan I'll make you a star!!!!"

Cool. Will I still have time for beer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha Ryan I'll make you a star!!!!

Cool. Will I still have time for beer?"

plenty in my fridge? x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ha ha Ryan I'll make you a star!!!!

Cool. Will I still have time for beer?

plenty in my fridge? x"

They are doing nobody any favours in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha Ryan I'll make you a star!!!!

Cool. Will I still have time for beer?"

There is always time for a beer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha Ryan I'll make you a star!!!!

Cool. Will I still have time for beer?

plenty in my fridge? x

They are doing nobody any favours in there "

i prefer a nice bottle of rose x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

shall i buy a hat?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"shall i buy a hat? "

Not worth it I think he is sulking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shall i buy a hat?

Not worth it I think he is sulking "

Buy the shoes anyway

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"shall i buy a hat?

Not worth it I think he is sulking

Buy the shoes anyway "
well now ive bought the handbag i may as well

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Who can make volovants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/07/12 23:11:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shall i buy a hat?

Not worth it I think he is sulking

Buy the shoes anyway well now ive bought the handbag i may as well "

Can't have one without the other!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone one seen Ryan_ fun or is he out feeding his habit the d*unk! should i sound the stalker alarms?

Yes tell him to leave me alone !!!"

Are you 2 at it then? Just looked and both straight but lots dont say. Anyway if you are the latest couple on here congrats

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who can make volovants?"
very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they away making their mm profile?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Are they away making their mm profile? "
yes and arguin over the buffet....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?"

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oil Dave see what you done now? They think we are a couple of bloody shirt lifters !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?"
no stick with prawn cocktail, il make a black forest gateau aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil Dave see what you done now? They think we are a couple of bloody shirt lifters !"

Who is the butch one then?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?no stick with prawn cocktail, il make a black forest gateau aswell "

Now your talking. This marriage of convenience may not be so bad after all

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oil Dave see what you done now? They think we are a couple of bloody shirt lifters !

Who is the butch one then? "

Butch was from Emmerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil Dave see what you done now? They think we are a couple of bloody shirt lifters !

Who is the butch one then?

Butch was from Emmerdale"

So Dave is the dingle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?no stick with prawn cocktail, il make a black forest gateau aswell "

Can we have sausage and cheese on sticks too? And dad dancing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oil Dave see what you done now? They think we are a couple of bloody shirt lifters !

Who is the butch one then?

Butch was from Emmerdale

So Dave is the dingle? "

Mandy Dingle had well big tits!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?no stick with prawn cocktail, il make a black forest gateau aswell

Can we have sausage and cheese on sticks too? And dad dancing?"
my dad aint friends with dorothy so you can bring yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I love a bromance, its so cute.

I'm nearly in tears here with the emotion of two single guys finding frienship together on a site full of pussy pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?no stick with prawn cocktail, il make a black forest gateau aswell

Can we have sausage and cheese on sticks too? And dad dancing?my dad aint friends with dorothy so you can bring yours "

I meant more like old blokes/ dads dancing at weddings. Maybe the two guys will dance for us when they've finished feasting on volovents.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?no stick with prawn cocktail, il make a black forest gateau aswell

Can we have sausage and cheese on sticks too? And dad dancing?my dad aint friends with dorothy so you can bring yours

I meant more like old blokes/ dads dancing at weddings. Maybe the two guys will dance for us when they've finished feasting on volovents. "
hope they wear loafers

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?no stick with prawn cocktail, il make a black forest gateau aswell

Can we have sausage and cheese on sticks too? And dad dancing?my dad aint friends with dorothy so you can bring yours

I meant more like old blokes/ dads dancing at weddings. Maybe the two guys will dance for us when they've finished feasting on volovents. hope they wear loafers "
with tassels

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?no stick with prawn cocktail, il make a black forest gateau aswell

Can we have sausage and cheese on sticks too? And dad dancing?my dad aint friends with dorothy so you can bring yours

I meant more like old blokes/ dads dancing at weddings. Maybe the two guys will dance for us when they've finished feasting on volovents. hope they wear loafers with tassels "
yay!!! will you do the dancing to the dancefloor dance with me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who can make volovants?very 1970s......but yes i can...prawn?

Bit classy I think. Maybe a marmite one would be more fitting?no stick with prawn cocktail, il make a black forest gateau aswell

Can we have sausage and cheese on sticks too? And dad dancing?my dad aint friends with dorothy so you can bring yours

I meant more like old blokes/ dads dancing at weddings. Maybe the two guys will dance for us when they've finished feasting on volovents. hope they wear loafers with tassels yay!!! will you do the dancing to the dancefloor dance with me ? "

*chucks handbag on the pile of manbags in the middle of the floor*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

*practices her YMCA moves *

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Roll over Sarah Millican. New kids on the block

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Should I buy a new hat in anticipation of a civil partnership ceremony?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

So tired. Been up all night choosing my outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So tired. Been up all night choosing my outfit "

can i be bridesmaid? i heard they shag the bestman

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pleased to announce that the best man will be Jimmy Krankie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pleased to announce that the best man will be Jimmy Krankie "

Find someone else to be bridesmaid lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

All male guests need to wear burgundy preferably with white towelling socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God im hungover!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh any excuse for a big piss up

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"God im hungover!!!!"

It was Rophenol and it serves you right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who's getting married then?? * reads back through thread* ...... Ohhhh shit!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Who's getting married then?? * reads back through thread* ...... Ohhhh shit!!! "

Nice one numpty. You set up this whole sorry charade and disappeared for the night. Leaving me to baby sit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's getting married then?? * reads back through thread* ...... Ohhhh shit!!!

Nice one numpty. You set up this whole sorry charade and disappeared for the night. Leaving me to baby sit "

Oh and didn't you do well ! In having a relaxing Sunday tot and I wake up Monday apparently getting married with jimmy krankie as best man!! That's the last time I leave you in charge lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Who's getting married then?? * reads back through thread* ...... Ohhhh shit!!!

Nice one numpty. You set up this whole sorry charade and disappeared for the night. Leaving me to baby sit

Oh and didn't you do well ! In having a relaxing Sunday tot and I wake up Monday apparently getting married with jimmy krankie as best man!! That's the last time I leave you in charge lol "

It's not all bad news I secured volovants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I see, prawn ones at that hell we must be posh! And femme is making a gateau!!! But who's bringing a Walls vienneta for that touch of class

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have a mint one I am willing to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a mint one I am willing to share"

Fantastic mint is my favourite one aswell

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I have a mint one I am willing to share

Fantastic mint is my favourite one aswell "

I'm holding out for pavlova. Any offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww Atleast ill be there, that's all that matters xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could bring an arctic roll. And some Pringles.

But I won't be sharing the Pringles.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I could bring an arctic roll. And some Pringles.

But I won't be sharing the Pringles. "

Oh yes you will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you chose your frock yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah Ryan im made to believe your going to be the one in a dress! xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"yeah Ryan im made to believe your going to be the one in a dress! xx"

Only if it's got the George cross on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could bring an arctic roll. And some Pringles.

But I won't be sharing the Pringles.

Oh yes you will "

Ok but only cos you look lovely in a frock.

Just don't tell that hubby of yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah Ryan im made to believe your going to be the one in a dress! xx

Only if it's got the George cross on it"

very.....nice! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want an invite to this wedding,, sounds better than Kate & Wills big day was

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

wasnt J.R shot by Bobby?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Why do I have to be the bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oi no one likes a bridezilla!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha can i be bridesmaid? X

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i have decided on red velvet cake...hope thats ok.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick..someone contact the "Don't tell the Bride" production team..this would make one hell of a show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha can i be bridesmaid? X"

Of coarse but that means you've got to shag jimmy cranky! It's tradition lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i have decided on red velvet cake...hope thats ok..... "
that will be splendid Femme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm no i don't want to!! What about maid of honor then? X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

[Removed by poster at 24/07/12 10:49:13]

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I am here you know !

I thought arranged marriages were being stamped out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am here you know !

I thought arranged marriages were being stamped out"

a day of attention all on you....you'd love it! Xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I am here you know !

I thought arranged marriages were being stamped out

a day of attention all on you....you'd love it! Xx"

Apparently I am an attention seeker according to a certain member lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I want to be something, can i be another bridesmaid or matron of honour

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

can i do the buttonholes,love a good wedding,which club are we having the reception in???

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

pssst Dave watch him hes trying to get out of this wedding on another thread!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"can i do the buttonholes,love a good wedding,which club are we having the reception in??? "

Blue Oystet bar by the sound of it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"pssst Dave watch him hes trying to get out of this wedding on another thread!!!"

Snitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pssst Dave watch him hes trying to get out of this wedding on another thread!!!"

Pmsl i saw that too

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"pssst Dave watch him hes trying to get out of this wedding on another thread!!!

Snitch"
Hey i bought shoes,what can i say

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"pssst Dave watch him hes trying to get out of this wedding on another thread!!!

SnitchHey i bought shoes,what can i say "
ps i will make you a pavlova

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I was wondering what I could do for you both as a wedding present, and seeing as you're both **coughs** "straight", I'll offer to fluff the both of you, get you in the mood for the consummation of your vows

I know, don't thank me....I'm a selfless, giving person....just watching you will be enough for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am here you know !

I thought arranged marriages were being stamped out

a day of attention all on you....you'd love it! Xx

Apparently I am an attention seeker according to a certain member lol"

possibly more than one!! Xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"pssst Dave watch him hes trying to get out of this wedding on another thread!!!

SnitchHey i bought shoes,what can i say ps i will make you a pavlova"

Raspberry?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"pssst Dave watch him hes trying to get out of this wedding on another thread!!!

SnitchHey i bought shoes,what can i say ps i will make you a pavlova

Raspberry?"
and cherries and strawberries,anything just dont cancel i need to wear these shoes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I was wondering what I could do for you both as a wedding present, and seeing as you're both **coughs** "straight", I'll offer to fluff the both of you, get you in the mood for the consummation of your vows

I know, don't thank me....I'm a selfless, giving person....just watching you will be enough for me "

This consummation you refer to. Will it hurt my bottom?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"I was wondering what I could do for you both as a wedding present, and seeing as you're both **coughs** "straight", I'll offer to fluff the both of you, get you in the mood for the consummation of your vows

I know, don't thank me....I'm a selfless, giving person....just watching you will be enough for me

This consummation you refer to. Will it hurt my bottom?"
it only hurts for a minute breath,breath and relax

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I am here you know !

I thought arranged marriages were being stamped out

a day of attention all on you....you'd love it! Xx

Apparently I am an attention seeker according to a certain member lol

possibly more than one!! Xx"

Hey! Being Deadly Daves man bitch wasn't my idea you know

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I was wondering what I could do for you both as a wedding present, and seeing as you're both **coughs** "straight", I'll offer to fluff the both of you, get you in the mood for the consummation of your vows

I know, don't thank me....I'm a selfless, giving person....just watching you will be enough for me

This consummation you refer to. Will it hurt my bottom?it only hurts for a minute breath,breath and relax "

And then you get to return the favour for Dave......

(top of the wedding pressie list is gonna be jumbo tub of lube methinks)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I was wondering what I could do for you both as a wedding present, and seeing as you're both **coughs** "straight", I'll offer to fluff the both of you, get you in the mood for the consummation of your vows

I know, don't thank me....I'm a selfless, giving person....just watching you will be enough for me

This consummation you refer to. Will it hurt my bottom?it only hurts for a minute breath,breath and relax

And then you get to return the favour for Dave......

(top of the wedding pressie list is gonna be jumbo tub of lube methinks)"

I guess on the plus side I only have to grit my teeth and think of something pleasant (like the bridesmaids) for 3 pumps. I have to admit It does sound a very nice pavlova

How many of the female guests would like to join the late night fun party ? Raise your hands in an orderly fashion please

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By *aly82Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I know none of you that have posted on here, but I have to say I have read this laughing at loud. Some great banter in this post, best forum post by a fair distance

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I know none of you that have posted on here, but I have to say I have read this laughing at loud. Some great banter in this post, best forum post by a fair distance "

It's ok for you to laugh. Put yourself in my bloody frock ! Shit I mean shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am here you know !

I thought arranged marriages were being stamped out

a day of attention all on you....you'd love it! Xx

Apparently I am an attention seeker according to a certain member lol

possibly more than one!! Xx

Hey! Being Deadly Daves man bitch wasn't my idea you know "

Deadly Dave ? Oh but what a way to go LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ryan don't back out of the plan it's working so well! It doesn't count if we have our fingers crossed lol we then go into the bridal sweet and blow up the two SINGLE inflatable mattresses, which should make us sweaty and out of breath, we can pass that disheveled look off as just "consummated the marriage" then we go fill ourselves full of volovants and pavlova then take our pick of the bridesmaids! It will be like shooting fish in a barrel lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan don't back out of the plan it's working so well! It doesn't count if we have our fingers crossed lol we then go into the bridal sweet and blow up the two SINGLE inflatable mattresses, which should make us sweaty and out of breath, we can pass that disheveled look off as just "consummated the marriage" then we go fill ourselves full of volovants and pavlova then take our pick of the bridesmaids! It will be like shooting fish in a barrel lol "

I am ok with that but why do I need to take poppers to blow up a bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i do the buttonholes,love a good wedding,which club are we having the reception in??? "

I read that as 'can I do the buttholes'.....

Count me in for the party too please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it's either poppers or 10 pints of strongbow? Your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's either poppers or 10 pints of strongbow? Your choice "

Why not both

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"can i do the buttonholes,love a good wedding,which club are we having the reception in???

I read that as 'can I do the buttholes'.....

Count me in for the party too please. "
im obliging but not that obliging count me in for the party please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i request i fuck Ryan first... id feel a bit dirty shagging a welshman.. lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"can i request i fuck Ryan first... id feel a bit dirty shagging a welshman.. lol "

At last someone is introducing a bit of sanity

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Well it's either poppers or 10 pints of strongbow? Your choice

Why not both "

Strongbow ! Pffft lightweights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can i request i fuck Ryan first... id feel a bit dirty shagging a welshman.. lol "

Dirty! That's when you know your doing it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am here you know !

I thought arranged marriages were being stamped out

a day of attention all on you....you'd love it! Xx

Apparently I am an attention seeker according to a certain member lol

possibly more than one!! Xx

Hey! Being Deadly Daves man bitch wasn't my idea you know "

want to be mine instead then?? x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Ryan don't back out of the plan it's working so well! It doesn't count if we have our fingers crossed lol we then go into the bridal sweet and blow up the two SINGLE inflatable mattresses, which should make us sweaty and out of breath, we can pass that disheveled look off as just "consummated the marriage" then we go fill ourselves full of volovants and pavlova then take our pick of the bridesmaids! It will be like shooting fish in a barrel lol "

Look guys, in the "olden days" royal marriages had to be witnessed, it's not like that anymore, but I'm a pervert and I wanna watch anyway so you're just both gonna have to grit your teeth and get on with it.....Apparently, any single guy who says he's straight is a raving shirtlifter soon as he's anywhere near a cock - haven't you read the threads on here?????

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"can i request i fuck Ryan first... id feel a bit dirty shagging a welshman.. lol

Dirty! That's when you know your doing it right"

Bleeting won't help

Lol did you see what I did there Dave? Did ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i request i fuck Ryan first... id feel a bit dirty shagging a welshman.. lol

Dirty! That's when you know your doing it right

Bleeting won't help

Lol did you see what I did there Dave? Did ya?"

hahaha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan don't back out of the plan it's working so well! It doesn't count if we have our fingers crossed lol we then go into the bridal sweet and blow up the two SINGLE inflatable mattresses, which should make us sweaty and out of breath, we can pass that disheveled look off as just "consummated the marriage" then we go fill ourselves full of volovants and pavlova then take our pick of the bridesmaids! It will be like shooting fish in a barrel lol

Look guys, in the "olden days" royal marriages had to be witnessed, it's not like that anymore, but I'm a pervert and I wanna watch anyway so you're just both gonna have to grit your teeth and get on with it.....Apparently, any single guy who says he's straight is a raving shirtlifter soon as he's anywhere near a cock - haven't you read the threads on here????? "

Good job this becomes null and void in another 20 posts then lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ryan don't back out of the plan it's working so well! It doesn't count if we have our fingers crossed lol we then go into the bridal sweet and blow up the two SINGLE inflatable mattresses, which should make us sweaty and out of breath, we can pass that disheveled look off as just "consummated the marriage" then we go fill ourselves full of volovants and pavlova then take our pick of the bridesmaids! It will be like shooting fish in a barrel lol

Look guys, in the "olden days" royal marriages had to be witnessed, it's not like that anymore, but I'm a pervert and I wanna watch anyway so you're just both gonna have to grit your teeth and get on with it.....Apparently, any single guy who says he's straight is a raving shirtlifter soon as he's anywhere near a cock - haven't you read the threads on here?????

Good job this becomes null and void in another 20 posts then lol"

Until someone starts Ryan2

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan don't back out of the plan it's working so well! It doesn't count if we have our fingers crossed lol we then go into the bridal sweet and blow up the two SINGLE inflatable mattresses, which should make us sweaty and out of breath, we can pass that disheveled look off as just "consummated the marriage" then we go fill ourselves full of volovants and pavlova then take our pick of the bridesmaids! It will be like shooting fish in a barrel lol

Look guys, in the "olden days" royal marriages had to be witnessed, it's not like that anymore, but I'm a pervert and I wanna watch anyway so you're just both gonna have to grit your teeth and get on with it.....Apparently, any single guy who says he's straight is a raving shirtlifter soon as he's anywhere near a cock - haven't you read the threads on here?????

Good job this becomes null and void in another 20 posts then lol

Until someone starts Ryan2 "

Just drafting a note to Ruggers. I'm sure there must be a rule preventing it somewhere

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ryan don't back out of the plan it's working so well! It doesn't count if we have our fingers crossed lol we then go into the bridal sweet and blow up the two SINGLE inflatable mattresses, which should make us sweaty and out of breath, we can pass that disheveled look off as just "consummated the marriage" then we go fill ourselves full of volovants and pavlova then take our pick of the bridesmaids! It will be like shooting fish in a barrel lol

Look guys, in the "olden days" royal marriages had to be witnessed, it's not like that anymore, but I'm a pervert and I wanna watch anyway so you're just both gonna have to grit your teeth and get on with it.....Apparently, any single guy who says he's straight is a raving shirtlifter soon as he's anywhere near a cock - haven't you read the threads on here?????

Good job this becomes null and void in another 20 posts then lol

Until someone starts Ryan2

Just drafting a note to Ruggers. I'm sure there must be a rule preventing it somewhere "

Rules are meant to be broken

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan don't back out of the plan it's working so well! It doesn't count if we have our fingers crossed lol we then go into the bridal sweet and blow up the two SINGLE inflatable mattresses, which should make us sweaty and out of breath, we can pass that disheveled look off as just "consummated the marriage" then we go fill ourselves full of volovants and pavlova then take our pick of the bridesmaids! It will be like shooting fish in a barrel lol

Look guys, in the "olden days" royal marriages had to be witnessed, it's not like that anymore, but I'm a pervert and I wanna watch anyway so you're just both gonna have to grit your teeth and get on with it.....Apparently, any single guy who says he's straight is a raving shirtlifter soon as he's anywhere near a cock - haven't you read the threads on here?????

Good job this becomes null and void in another 20 posts then lol

Until someone starts Ryan2

Just drafting a note to Ruggers. I'm sure there must be a rule preventing it somewhere

Rules are meant to be broken"

Don't let her hear you say that

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ryan don't back out of the plan it's working so well! It doesn't count if we have our fingers crossed lol we then go into the bridal sweet and blow up the two SINGLE inflatable mattresses, which should make us sweaty and out of breath, we can pass that disheveled look off as just "consummated the marriage" then we go fill ourselves full of volovants and pavlova then take our pick of the bridesmaids! It will be like shooting fish in a barrel lol

Look guys, in the "olden days" royal marriages had to be witnessed, it's not like that anymore, but I'm a pervert and I wanna watch anyway so you're just both gonna have to grit your teeth and get on with it.....Apparently, any single guy who says he's straight is a raving shirtlifter soon as he's anywhere near a cock - haven't you read the threads on here?????

Good job this becomes null and void in another 20 posts then lol

Until someone starts Ryan2

Just drafting a note to Ruggers. I'm sure there must be a rule preventing it somewhere

Rules are meant to be broken

Don't let her hear you say that "

Sometimes, it's worth doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree :p xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree :p xx"

Oh really!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I agree :p xx

Oh really!"

If you two want to cheat get yourself another room !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Time for the speeches

As the thread is about to max out. Dave and I would like to thank everyone for participating and contributing there wit/wisdom to this erm... unusual topic.

However, unfortunately there is no fairy tale ending. Some of you may have noticed that Dave and Biborofemale have been secretly carrying on in other threads (blatantly and disgustingly I may add). This makes them official cheaters and I am sending the forum warriors after them. As you can imagine this has left me in pieces leaving me with no choice. The marriage is officially annulled.

I am now back on the market for some caring soul/souls to help me heal. Please apply within (Not you Dave)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Time for the speeches

As the thread is about to max out. Dave and I would like to thank everyone for participating and contributing there wit/wisdom to this erm... unusual topic.

However, unfortunately there is no fairy tale ending. Some of you may have noticed that Dave and Biborofemale have been secretly carrying on in other threads (blatantly and disgustingly I may add). This makes them official cheaters and I am sending the forum warriors after them. As you can imagine this has left me in pieces leaving me with no choice. The marriage is officially annulled.

I am now back on the market for some caring soul/souls to help me heal. Please apply within (Not you Dave)"

Oh hun, I've got broad shoulders if you need something to cry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for the speeches

As the thread is about to max out. Dave and I would like to thank everyone for participating and contributing there wit/wisdom to this erm... unusual topic.

However, unfortunately there is no fairy tale ending. Some of you may have noticed that Dave and Biborofemale have been secretly carrying on in other threads (blatantly and disgustingly I may add). This makes them official cheaters and I am sending the forum warriors after them. As you can imagine this has left me in pieces leaving me with no choice. The marriage is officially annulled.

I am now back on the market for some caring soul/souls to help me heal. Please apply within (Not you Dave)

Oh hun, I've got broad shoulders if you need something to cry on "

Darn! I'm too late. Oh well perhaps it can be one of those 'straight' weddings. A double ender where all 4 of you get wed.....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Time for the speeches

As the thread is about to max out. Dave and I would like to thank everyone for participating and contributing there wit/wisdom to this erm... unusual topic.

However, unfortunately there is no fairy tale ending. Some of you may have noticed that Dave and Biborofemale have been secretly carrying on in other threads (blatantly and disgustingly I may add). This makes them official cheaters and I am sending the forum warriors after them. As you can imagine this has left me in pieces leaving me with no choice. The marriage is officially annulled.

I am now back on the market for some caring soul/souls to help me heal. Please apply within (Not you Dave)

Oh hun, I've got broad shoulders if you need something to cry on

Darn! I'm too late. Oh well perhaps it can be one of those 'straight' weddings. A double ender where all 4 of you get wed..... "

Going to ask admin if they will write into the forum rules that the word wedding be banned from the forum

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Time for the speeches

As the thread is about to max out. Dave and I would like to thank everyone for participating and contributing there wit/wisdom to this erm... unusual topic.

However, unfortunately there is no fairy tale ending. Some of you may have noticed that Dave and Biborofemale have been secretly carrying on in other threads (blatantly and disgustingly I may add). This makes them official cheaters and I am sending the forum warriors after them. As you can imagine this has left me in pieces leaving me with no choice. The marriage is officially annulled.

I am now back on the market for some caring soul/souls to help me heal. Please apply within (Not you Dave)"

A love story and an unhappy ending in less than 175 posts......

It's the old, old story: Droid meets Droid, Droid becomes Chameleon, Droid loses Chameleon, Chameleon turns into Blob, Droid gets Blob back again, Blob meets Blob, Blob goes off with Blob, and Droid loses Blob, Chameleon, and Droid. How many times have we seen that story?

Sorry, segued into Red Dwarf there for a moment, but can you see the resemblance???

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Time for the speeches

As the thread is about to max out. Dave and I would like to thank everyone for participating and contributing there wit/wisdom to this erm... unusual topic.

However, unfortunately there is no fairy tale ending. Some of you may have noticed that Dave and Biborofemale have been secretly carrying on in other threads (blatantly and disgustingly I may add). This makes them official cheaters and I am sending the forum warriors after them. As you can imagine this has left me in pieces leaving me with no choice. The marriage is officially annulled.

I am now back on the market for some caring soul/souls to help me heal. Please apply within (Not you Dave)

A love story and an unhappy ending in less than 175 posts......

It's the old, old story: Droid meets Droid, Droid becomes Chameleon, Droid loses Chameleon, Chameleon turns into Blob, Droid gets Blob back again, Blob meets Blob, Blob goes off with Blob, and Droid loses Blob, Chameleon, and Droid. How many times have we seen that story?

Sorry, segued into Red Dwarf there for a moment, but can you see the resemblance??? "

I once woke up with a kebab stuck to my face, but never an H on my forehead.

Oh and a panty liner on the bottom of my foot

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

what a lovely thread this has been... good banter.

well done all

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

I once woke up with a kebab stuck to my face, but never an H on my forehead.

Oh and a panty liner on the bottom of my foot"

I think that quite possibly deserves it's own thread...."What's the weirdest thing you've woken up with on the bottom of your foot......????"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"what a lovely thread this has been... good banter.

well done all"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a lovely thread this has been... good banter.

well done all

"

Slow dance time.... Pick a partner....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"what a lovely thread this has been... good banter.

well done all

Slow dance time.... Pick a partner.... "

oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I have to ask.

1/Have you 2 done the deed?

2/When is the wedding?

3/Do I have to buy hat?

4/Any baby names yet?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Slow dance time.... Pick a partner.... "

oh go on then "

Alright, I'll give Dave a spin round the dance floor if he'll follow up with a Gay Gordon with Ryan

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