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Fizz, thwup, bang?

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Its like this, the grass continues to grow and the gardener doesn't come every week, so all tooled up with my trusty Bosch mower I decide to tackle the lawn. 1 hour in, all going well, and then Fizz, thwup, Bang, quiver quiver shake...Yeah! I mowed over the stupid cable, and I'm just getting over the shock...anyone available for the 'fuck of life'? xx

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I'm not into electrifying sex of that kind

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I'm not into electrifying sex of that kind"
aren't you able to make your partners gently smolder Pablo?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

1. How big is your lawn that it takes over an hour?

2. Have you never heard of rcb plugs? they switch off the moment the cord is cut so you don't get a shock - my ex would do it all the time.

3. Did you not look where you were mowing and that the cord was in the way? All it takes is a well timed flick of the wrist to move the cable out of harms way?

4. Going back to 1. A ride on or petrol mower sounds more appropriate for a lawn so big!

5. You can buy cable joiners at b&q (other diy stores are available) that come in two parts (male and female plug type thing) - again, learnt cos my ex was very proficient at cutting through either the lawn mower cable or the hedgetrimmer)

6. Try conditioner for the hair that is now sticking up from the shock!!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Just looked at your profile - loved it! Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just looked at your profile - loved it! Very good "

r u withdrawing point three then? lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Personally, i think it's about time that they invented the WiFi Lawn mower and sod the cable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Personally, i think it's about time that they invented the WiFi Lawn mower and sod the cable. "

remote controlled of course - download an app right measurements of garden - all kinks accommodated - and away u go

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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They can do it with a carpet cleaner so why not a lawn mower

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Last time I looked solar powered robot Lawnmowers cost about a grand

Might stop mr tacky from smoking up the lawn

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"Just looked at your profile - loved it! Very good

r u withdrawing point three then? lol "

No, point 3 still stands lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Just looked at your profile - loved it! Very good

r u withdrawing point three then? lol

No, point 3 still stands lol"

So how does point 3 work then

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

She has read his profile but not recognised that the op is "visually challenged"

No different to most men on here when it comes to reading profiles

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

oh if its not hot enough here im now sitting next to a very red faced lady

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"She has read his profile but not recognised that the op is "visually challenged"

No different to most men on here when it comes to reading profiles "

yeah yeah, ok. so I didn't read the bold type at the top, just the actual profile which has no mention of the very funny guy being visually challenged. We are all but human. I hang my head in shame and my apologies are sent with hugs, kisses and anything else he wants for me to show my deep regret at being a numpty

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Oh, and yes, I totally retract point 3!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Does anyone have a ladder? I need help getting myself out of a huge hole I've dug!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


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Personally, i think it's about time that they invented the WiFi Lawn mower and sod the cable. "

I was always led to believe that they were called petrol mowers

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"Does anyone have a ladder? I need help getting myself out of a huge hole I've dug! "

ladder on its way

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"Does anyone have a ladder? I need help getting myself out of a huge hole I've dug!

ladder on its way "

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Who said you can't keep a good man down?

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