FabSwingers.com forum: What has made you smile today?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I smiled when Ash made me a sausage sarnie and cut it in triangles for me

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By *ack1970bMan
over a year ago

ipswich

a hot lady sending me a picture of her in her stockings .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look majestic"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You look majestic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smiled when Ash made me a sausage sarnie and cut it in triangles for me

Triangles taste better of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smiled when Ash made me a sausage sarnie and cut it in triangles for me

Triangles taste better of course.

They really do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" a hot lady sending me a picture of her in her stockings .

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing some old school raving tracks whilst cleaning the oven.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A lovely walk in the sunshine, spotting nice houses to buy when I win the lottery

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Walking along the canal and people just saying hello

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My 82 year old mum beating my grown up son at Scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting to smile today, would anyone like to help?

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I smiled when I got a friend invite from someone on my hotlist x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My Mrs,just being with jools makes me smile and happy every day even when she's being totally crazy I love her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting to smile today, would anyone like to help?

Stick around the forums I'm sure you'll find something to make you smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my pants approved and I'm still wearing them... Quite an achievement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful niece video calling me for a catchup, she always brightens my day

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A friend telling me about his talking animal dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My beautiful niece video calling me for a catchup, she always brightens my day

Aww thats nice.

I had a long chat with my niece yesterday, I tried talking to my nephew but he is 17 so I just got a few yeah's and few oks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A friend telling me about his talking animal dream

Ohh do share.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"My Mrs,just being with jools makes me smile and happy every day even when she's being totally crazy I love her x"

Aww this is so lovely!

My other half surprising me with my favourite mango and passionfruit cooler made me smile today. As did lovely messages that kept my hangxiety at bay.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

The smell of roast lamb cooking when I came in from a long, cold shift at work. Lovely.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I enjoyed watching a bit of French Rugby being streamed this afternoon

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh and being called an associate because someone is a bit sore about the lack of quim.

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By *S2004Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"My Mrs,just being with jools makes me smile and happy every day even when she's being totally crazy I love her x"

This post made me smile as I feel the same about the other half every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking on line with some lovely people on here and hopefully meeting when its safe to do so

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

A started a thread on here today and got some genuinely hilarious responses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and being called an associate because someone is a bit sore about the lack of quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money been a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chats with my daughter -the girl has brains and a quick wit!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A slightly barmy group chat and congratulations on a job well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that ‘crisp sandwiches’ are still popping up in conversation in various different threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone on here made me howl with laughter this evening and I think it was the first I'd smiled all day

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Watching kiddies films with our daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very attractive & random single female fabbing all of my pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A conversation about ducks with my crazy friends

Although it was more doubled over laughing my socks off than just smiling, I couldn't talk for a while

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"A conversation about ducks with my crazy friends

Although it was more doubled over laughing my socks off than just smiling, I couldn't talk for a while

Quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After having a rough few days my son came home with a huge cream cake he bought for me saying I deserved it

God I love my kid

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Hot ribena and orange kitkat along the river with my grandaughter who I haven't seen in 2 weeks. We fed the avian population too

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

My husband walking into the kitchen naked just as I was putting the yorkshire puddings into the oven. Ooooft, I suddenly felt very hot, and it wasn't the heat from the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having a rough few days my son came home with a huge cream cake he bought for me saying I deserved it

God I love my kid "

Aww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A conversation about ducks with my crazy friends

Although it was more doubled over laughing my socks off than just smiling, I couldn't talk for a while

Quack "

Don't start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't done much smiling today. I'm not unhappy, not at all, I'm one day into stopping vaping and I'm a bit preoccupied with managing nicotine cravings. Meli's profile pic properly made me smile though. She's too cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When kim gave me a bj and tit wank earlier and shot my load over her

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I actually got a message from lady on here today.

Nothing rude or saucy, but still nice to get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have face pics in public pics but have had face pics I. Friends only pics. This is due to work for both of us.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Watching otters before having a wild swimming dip (very quick one) !! Lol

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Watching our kids dance around our living room to party songs

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Watching Toyah, and hubby Robert Frith, perform Rebel Yell on their Sunday Lunch.

How Toyah can bounce around on a trampoline, and also sing Rebel Yell without being comotosed I will never know.

One seriously fit lady in every sense of the word.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Nothing yet waiting 4 some 1 2 make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst out on a run my sarcastic boyfriend made me have a fit of the giggles, loved the laughter with him

Her x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A friend left some flowers on my doorstep for me

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Driving my nice new car to get a bacon sarnie

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I took my little boisterous dog for a walk up the moors earlier. I hadn’t realised the Houdini bastard had slipped his collar off. He was still walking by my side. I was bowled over with love for him. Any other time he would have been off like a rabbit out of a trap.

I found a lot of joy in that.

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

I ran a 10 mile PB

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Horse riding with my eldest daughter in the sunshine. Her big grin made me smile. Freya x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I haven't done much smiling today. I'm not unhappy, not at all, I'm one day into stopping vaping and I'm a bit preoccupied with managing nicotine cravings. Meli's profile pic properly made me smile though. She's too cute

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh you.

Stay strong with those cravings x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Dancing on ice has started tonight

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Dancing on ice has started tonight

Careful you don't slip, you don't want be in a hospital at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I’m fed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I moved out of the way for an older lady and she said thank you , I replied your welcome she said it’s nice that young people have some respect, made my day I was properly only a few years younger than her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing, I’m fed up

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Him

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up to find it's one day closer to my move, it's been a four month stressful process.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone posted a really lovely video on a What's group.

The video was lovely but the accompanying music reminded me of my mum, and it made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The helping spirit and well wishers towards Ace

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Nothing, I’m fed up

I was like that all morning. I had a nap then had my dinner, and then I opened my bar of rum and raisin chocolate.

Feel much better now.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The helping spirit and well wishers towards Ace

How's he doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs getting home from work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The helping spirit and well wishers towards Ace

Yes and me.

We will message him again later and pass on the rest of the well wishes. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The helping spirit and well wishers towards Ace

How's he doing? "

We were having a message chat with him at this afternoon and he is ok.

He's obviously battered and bruised but seemed in good enough spirits.

He's having issues getting on the Internet at the moment but will be back on the forums as soon as possible.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mrs getting home from work!

Aww you are so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The helping spirit and well wishers towards Ace

How's he doing?

We were having a message chat with him at this afternoon and he is ok.

He's obviously battered and bruised but seemed in good enough spirits.

He's having issues getting on the Internet at the moment but will be back on the forums as soon as possible. "

Please tell him Cindi says hello and looks forward to joining in his antics

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

As I took a wine glass out of the cupboard earlier it shattered in my hand. I sent my friend a photo with a comment about the glass shattering as it hadn’t seen the light of day for months.....

She replied with “ just drink it out of the bottle” ........ I laughed like hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs getting home from work!

Aww you are so lucky

Not half!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Knowing enough of another language to be able to correct an error made in English.

Mascara won't help your dry hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My creation explaining to me on our very very long walk this afternoon that the moon is the source of all cheese and he has it properly worked out.

Did you know that the blue bits are diced alien?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mrs getting home from work!

Aww you are so lucky

Not half!!

It's nice to have that to look forward to

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

My friend rings me and Says Google "majestic as fuck" then go to images. Your welcome. And hangs up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The helping spirit and well wishers towards Ace

How's he doing?

We were having a message chat with him at this afternoon and he is ok.

He's obviously battered and bruised but seemed in good enough spirits.

He's having issues getting on the Internet at the moment but will be back on the forums as soon as possible. "

Poor sod, he's such a nice man too.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lu just had a rant. It was awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learning a new cake decorating technique and it going well first time

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I found my lucky pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found my lucky pants."

And why would you need those!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Can I cheat with respect to today?

Stood in a queue for some bulbs in a light shop, with my gdaughter who at the time, was probably 10.

Out of the blue she says "I want shingles."

"You what.....No you seriously don't and please talk quietly, not yell."

"Yes I do, I want shingles."

The queue is doing it's best to avoid us and get as far away from us as possible, by this stage. Before I had a bright idea...

"What is shingles?"

Her hand goes skyward and I get the death stare accompanied by "Them." "Don't you know anything?"

It turns out she wanted chandeliers which was a relief to everyone in the shop....and those that had decided to leave the shop and run up the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I cheat with respect to today?

Stood in a queue for some bulbs in a light shop, with my gdaughter who at the time, was probably 10.

Out of the blue she says "I want shingles."

"You what.....No you seriously don't and please talk quietly, not yell."

"Yes I do, I want shingles."

The queue is doing it's best to avoid us and get as far away from us as possible, by this stage. Before I had a bright idea...

"What is shingles?"

Her hand goes skyward and I get the death stare accompanied by "Them." "Don't you know anything?"

It turns out she wanted chandeliers which was a relief to everyone in the shop....and those that had decided to leave the shop and run up the road.

Aw kids are great aren't they

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Trapped wind.

Mr H.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very positive phone call.

A supportive message from school.

Finding new friend.

Finding old friend again.

It was a good Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My happy thing was walking into my room after having a week off and being greeted with 12 little humans all running for cuddles, it did make me teary I'll be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My happy thing was walking into my room after having a week off and being greeted with 12 little humans all running for cuddles, it did make me teary I'll be honest

Awww..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An exceptional dump this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kitten when he was sitting next to my desk and begging for a piece of my breakfast with his eyes. He's so cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An exceptional dump this morning

There's always one!

Very glad it made you smile.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Nothing yet

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My neighbours cat sneeking in after dark unnoticed, as a terror evading them getting him in at night. A quick fuss and then took pussy around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wind."

Took the words right out of my mouth. Must have been while you were kissing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly pulled off something quite marvellous (not rude). It didnt work this time but it was good practise for the time that it will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely video call with my fella.

Definitely was a tonic & put a smile on my face.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

A walk and talk with my best friend... it was greatly needed to know that I'm doing the right thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making my colleagues laugh on a team call. I like being the funny one even though some would argue that it's a rarity

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"My happy thing was walking into my room after having a week off and being greeted with 12 little humans all running for cuddles, it did make me teary I'll be honest

I thought for a minute (If I'm truthful, several.) you was a sloppy protestant.

Then it dawned on me, what your profession could be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little 1:1 chats.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Chatting to the boy childs teacher, saying if he keeps up the good work he's smashed his GCSE.

Proud mummy moment.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

A couple of lovely messages from a couple of lovely ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LCFC 2 - CFC 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My happy thing was walking into my room after having a week off and being greeted with 12 little humans all running for cuddles, it did make me teary I'll be honest

I thought for a minute (If I'm truthful, several.) you was a sloppy protestant.

Then it dawned on me, what your profession could be.

I train baby avengers for their future superhero life

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"My happy thing was walking into my room after having a week off and being greeted with 12 little humans all running for cuddles, it did make me teary I'll be honest

I thought for a minute (If I'm truthful, several.) you was a sloppy protestant.

Then it dawned on me, what your profession could be.

I train baby avengers for their future superhero life

Are you talking Hillman Avengers?

Guessing not, but I presume that 99% of parents after the last 10 months or so will see your profession, in a whole new light?

The looks of relief, as they deliver their little treasures into the new interesting world of their trainer, must be seriously funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversations with friends

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