FabSwingers.com forum: 3 ages of men and women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women's breasts go through 3 stages. When young they are like melons, round and firm. Then they turn to pears, a little softer with a tiny droop. Finally they are like onions, they make you cry.

On the other hand a man's penis starts off like a mighty oak, firm and strong. It then turns into a birch tree, a bit softer and more flexible. Finally it ends up like a Christmas tree. Good for just once a year, dead from the roots and the balls are just for decoration!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody find this funny? I thought we all needed cheering up in lockdown. Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How big is the rubber chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum."

Ooooo that!

Do that!

Please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big enough to make me scream.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

The chicken joke would make me laugh.....

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Big enough to make me scream."

prove it!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about a christmas tree

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Women's breasts go through 3 stages. When young they are like melons, round and firm. Then they turn to pears, a little softer with a tiny droop. Finally they are like onions, they make you cry.

lmao! I love my onions ! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum.

Ooooo that!

Do that!

Please!

Is it just rubber chickens or will other novelty items suffice?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Big enough to make me scream."

Oh, gwan den

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"How about a christmas tree

Up his bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum.

Ooooo that!

Do that!

Please!

Is it just rubber chickens or will other novelty items suffice?"

What did you have in mind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum.

Ooooo that!

Do that!

Please!

Is it just rubber chickens or will other novelty items suffice?

What did you have in mind?

I'm open to suggestions.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"How about a christmas tree

Up his bum?"

why not! its called recycling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a comedian suggesting that women have several very well defined ages, men are born touching their cocks and get taller. It is kind of right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a christmas tree

Up his bum?"

There's a brown one on the front garden waiting for the council to collect it. I might have to shake the spiders off first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women's breasts go through 3 stages. When young they are like melons, round and firm. Then they turn to pears, a little softer with a tiny droop. Finally they are like onions, they make you cry.

lmao! I love my onions ! X"

So do I.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The chicken pic would be funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum.

Ooooo that!

Do that!

Please!

Is it just rubber chickens or will other novelty items suffice?

What did you have in mind?

I'm open to suggestions."

This is a dangerous game.

I dont think you know me very well

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