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What's the song lyric you completely misheard for years?

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

Mine's from Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix:

Thought it was:

"Scuse me while I kiss this guy”

Correct lyric is:

“Scuse me while I kiss the sky”

What's yours?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of queens one vision. I swear to this day Freddie ends it with *fried chicken*

J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"At the end of queens one vision. I swear to this day Freddie ends it with *fried chicken*

J

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As far as I know it is that

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

"At the end of queens one vision. I swear to this day Freddie ends it with *fried chicken*

J

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Lol possibly some secret partnership with KFC?!

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By *iger1980Man
over a year ago

cambridge

In Bob Dylan’s ‘The Times They Are A Changing’ I always heard one line as “if you timed the USA saving” which I thought was a reference to the delayed entry into the world wars.

However it quite clearly was and is “if your time to you is worth saving”...guess I was young, hard of hearing and just reading too much into Dylan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine used to always sing "Peggy, Peggy Suuuuuuue" instead of "Begging you" when listening to that track, Madcon?

I'm surprised I had to tell her they weren't the words considering the song's called "Begging you"

Lu

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

Laughing out loud to these folks. Thanks for sharing!

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"At the end of queens one vision. I swear to this day Freddie ends it with *fried chicken*

J

As far as I know it is that

"

This so true!

At their gigs people use to hold up chickens for this reason!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Check these Bee Gees misheard lyrics hehehe

https://youtu.be/IFVLsGOPiGQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The police i thought sting said when you broke my nose in the song message in a bottle xx

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By *ED00Woman
over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos

I have 2.

Andy Fairweather Low, Wide eyed and legless. I thought was My diamond necklace.

Paul Simon Diamonds on the soles of her shoes starts with The Black Ladysmith Mombassa Choir singing Oh Yes. I thought they were singing Homeless !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sang smooth criminal as 'you jealous, but you ok' instead of 'will you tell us that your okay'.. hubby heard me one day and hasnt let it go since

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

"Check these Bee Gees misheard lyrics hehehe

https://youtu.be/IFVLsGOPiGQ"

LOL nice to see Kevin Bacon getting a mention. And woks!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Peter Kay in case you've never seen it

https://youtu.be/7my5baoCVv8

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

"I sang smooth criminal as 'you jealous, but you ok' instead of 'will you tell us that your okay'.. hubby heard me one day and hasnt let it go since

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I'm visioning hubby moonwalk ING into the living room mis singing it. Brill!

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

"I sang smooth criminal as 'you jealous, but you ok' instead of 'will you tell us that your okay'.. hubby heard me one day and hasnt let it go since

I'm visioning hubby moonwalk ING into the living room mis singing it. Brill! "

moonwalking even...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently there's a song " energy" in cars..

Sounds like. potato energy

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

"I have 2.

Andy Fairweather Low, Wide eyed and legless. I thought was My diamond necklace.

Paul Simon Diamonds on the soles of her shoes starts with The Black Ladysmith Mombassa Choir singing Oh Yes. I thought they were singing Homeless !!! "

Diamonds on the soles is one of my favourite songs!

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By *ED00Woman
over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos

"I have 2.

Andy Fairweather Low, Wide eyed and legless. I thought was My diamond necklace.

Paul Simon Diamonds on the soles of her shoes starts with The Black Ladysmith Mombassa Choir singing Oh Yes. I thought they were singing Homeless !!!

Diamonds on the soles is one of my favourite songs!

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And mine more so now I know the proper words lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Most of them lol! My kids tell me when I sing along! X

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

"Most of them lol! My kids tell me when I sing along! X"

Awh MUM!

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Creep by Radiohead.

My whole life I thought they sang

“I’m a creep, I’m a sinner” Od told me last night it wasn’t sinner but weirdo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimi Hendrix in Purple Haze;

‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky’

I always thought it was ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's from Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix:

Thought it was:

"Scuse me while I kiss this guy”

Correct lyric is:

“Scuse me while I kiss the sky”

What's yours?!

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Lol didn’t see your post before I commented

Easily done!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Madonna’s La Isla Bonita, for years I thought it was ‘ A young girl with eyes like potatoes’

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

"At the end of queens one vision. I swear to this day Freddie ends it with *fried chicken*

J

As far as I know it is that

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It’s hot chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Madonna’s La Isla Bonita, for years I thought it was ‘ A young girl with eyes like potatoes’"

I thought the opening line to this was "last night I dreamt of some dago" which I thought was hugely offensive.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

What about the I would walk 500 miles song

Bobby Davro

Lol

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Also

Just let me staple the vicar

We are family....I’ve got all my sisters with me

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Also

The hot dogs go on

Xxxx

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Bananarama - Robert De Niro

Robert de Niro’s waiting ...... talking Italian

For years I sang talking to Tanya

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

What about Duffy

You keep on begging me for birdseed.

Should be mercy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have 2.

Andy Fairweather Low, Wide eyed and legless. I thought was My diamond necklace.

Paul Simon Diamonds on the soles of her shoes starts with The Black Ladysmith Mombassa Choir singing Oh Yes. I thought they were singing Homeless !!! "

O.M.G.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the end of queens one vision. I swear to this day Freddie ends it with *fried chicken*

J

As far as I know it is that

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It is

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Serving his wife with some warm sausage teeeeeee.

Momma Mia Momma Mia ....

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

I'm visioning everyone who's posted doing really earnest wrong lyrics karaoke versions of these songs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tori Amos professional widow had a few of us confused on the dancefloor

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Peter Kay in case you've never seen it

https://youtu.be/7my5baoCVv8"
this is brilliant, watched it years ago still as funny

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Men at Work - Down Under

"You better run, you better take a boat"

Don't take cover, just hop into a little rowboat and you'll be fine

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Being partially deaf I mishear lyrics all the time much to the amusement of everyone. Once I know the correct lyrics I can right myself but sometimes my version sticks.

Jess Glynne’s Hold My Hand will forever be ‘I’m making a list’. I just can’t bring myself to sing ‘I’m ready for this’ because I’ve never heard her sing that

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

That Florence and the Machine one where she keeps wailing at the top of her voice "YOU'RE GIVIN ME SEXY MUFFINS!"

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"Being partially deaf I mishear lyrics all the time much to the amusement of everyone. Once I know the correct lyrics I can right myself but sometimes my version sticks.

Jess Glynne’s Hold My Hand will forever be ‘I’m making a list’. I just can’t bring myself to sing ‘I’m ready for this’ because I’ve never heard her sing that

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I will now hear your lyrics from now on

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"That Florence and the Machine one where she keeps wailing at the top of her voice "YOU'RE GIVIN ME SEXY MUFFINS!""

Which song is this?

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

"That Florence and the Machine one where she keeps wailing at the top of her voice "YOU'RE GIVIN ME SEXY MUFFINS!"

Which song is this?

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i dont even know what its called, its fairly recent i think to be fair but i hear it on the radio all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bananarama - Robert De Niro

Robert de Niro’s waiting ...... talking Italian

For years I sang talking to Tanya

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So funny. Earworm for me now

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Can anyone tell me what Bowie says at the beginning of Starman??

I have researched for many years but still no wiser..

For a while I thought he was saying "hey far out" but now think it maybe "Oh my love".

Help!

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By *onguesandpuns OP Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

"Can anyone tell me what Bowie says at the beginning of Starman??

I have researched for many years but still no wiser..

For a while I thought he was saying "hey far out" but now think it maybe "Oh my love".

Help!

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I think it's:

hey now now

Oh oh oh

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Jimi Hendrix in Purple Haze;

‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky’

I always thought it was ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy’ "

Im sure he does in one verse, either that or I heard it too lol

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Can I play with matches (instead of madness)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I hear ‘slow hands’ by one of the 1D Dweebs, I hear ‘cold hands’.

Either I have been up north too long or game of thrones book permeated my brain more than I thought!

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By *inathetartTV/TS
over a year ago

DERBY

Will young, leave right now, i thought it should of been called the chip shop song as i used to sing i'd better deep fry now.

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