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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I have been messaged saying I am fantastic, wonderful etc etc and that I have been shortlisted for a list that the sender is compiling of the top 5 women on fab.

Is it me or is that the best news ever? I’m so excited I never win anything?

Anyone else on here to become fulfilled by being on such a list?

Clearly this site user is very important and I’m obviously going places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a trophy?

You want to make sure there’s a nice big trophy

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I once topped a list and it was a glorious day because I was in the top 10 of all forumites by someone whose opinion matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing

I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"

Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy to be on any list, even if it was fabs most blocked profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing

I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"

Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured

"

Oh such a shame. That means we can’t be friends, as in the true spirit of pageantry I’ll be trying to backstab and undermine you to become the best profile on fab. Sad times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing

I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"

Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured

Oh such a shame. That means we can’t be friends, as in the true spirit of pageantry I’ll be trying to backstab and undermine you to become the best profile on fab. Sad times "

Aww bugger...That is unfortunate indeed, I might try to ruin your reputation by telling everyone that I saw you giving a ham hand shandy behing Lidls I mean; you could been classy and gone behind Waitrose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howling.

I guess he assumed you are one of those bothered with ranking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing

I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"

Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured

Oh such a shame. That means we can’t be friends, as in the true spirit of pageantry I’ll be trying to backstab and undermine you to become the best profile on fab. Sad times

Aww bugger...That is unfortunate indeed, I might try to ruin your reputation by telling everyone that I saw you giving a ham hand shandy behing Lidls I mean; you could been classy and gone behind Waitrose "

Judging by the guy in question it would probably have raised my profile in his beauty contest.

And Lidl is fine over Waitrose I don’t like the smell of avocado when I’m trying to get my kink on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howling.

I guess he assumed you are one of those bothered with ranking."

He knows me do well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just strange .....

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Does the sender have an Uncle who is a Nigerian Prince and wants to give you some of his money as a prize? Win/win if so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does the sender have an Uncle who is a Nigerian Prince and wants to give you some of his money as a prize? Win/win if so "

Yes! All I had to do was send £500 to start with and then when he gets here I’ll be rich and then we’ll see who’s laughing! Bargain

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't ever make peoples lists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't ever make peoples lists."

Not even a "shopping list" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I demand a recount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am well jel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a league table? Is there one for guys and couples as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I demand a recount "

The ballot isn’t rigged. Democracy prevails. Judge rules... no violation x

I’m still winning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am well jel "

No place for sandwich racism in these competitions Midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already on a list, ohh wait , change that . Its a register I'm on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am well jel

No place for sandwich racism in these competitions Midnight "

I'm gonna go out and buy me some shitey whitey and a bag of.... uurrgghh i can't do it.. It's like nails down a chalkboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am well jel

No place for sandwich racism in these competitions Midnight

I'm gonna go out and buy me some shitey whitey and a bag of.... uurrgghh i can't do it.. It's like nails down a chalkboard "

Bet you’re having palpitations and reaching for the avocado as I type...

That sounds strangely sexual

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing

I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"

Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured

Just laughing my head head off at this!

Oh such a shame. That means we can’t be friends, as in the true spirit of pageantry I’ll be trying to backstab and undermine you to become the best profile on fab. Sad times

Aww bugger...That is unfortunate indeed, I might try to ruin your reputation by telling everyone that I saw you giving a ham hand shandy behing Lidls I mean; you could been classy and gone behind Waitrose

Judging by the guy in question it would probably have raised my profile in his beauty contest.

And Lidl is fine over Waitrose I don’t like the smell of avocado when I’m trying to get my kink on "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I demand a recount

The ballot isn’t rigged. Democracy prevails. Judge rules... no violation x

I’m still winning "

Fake news

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"So I have been messaged saying I am fantastic, wonderful etc etc and that I have been shortlisted for a list that the sender is compiling of the top 5 women on fab.

Is it me or is that the best news ever? I’m so excited I never win anything?

Anyone else on here to become fulfilled by being on such a list?

Clearly this site user is very important and I’m obviously going places "

I've never won anything except enemies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I demand a recount

The ballot isn’t rigged. Democracy prevails. Judge rules... no violation x

I’m still winning

Fake news "

My pageantry is terrific. Tremendous. It does great things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should you be pleased or disappointed if you come 5th ?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Being in the top 5 is pretty good, I wasn’t even in the top 5 in my last threesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should you be pleased or disappointed if you come 5th ? "

Good point

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

He’s blowing smile up your bum. Men do that on fab. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the sender have an Uncle who is a Nigerian Prince and wants to give you some of his money as a prize? Win/win if so "

Just his perfectly perfunctory princely penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should you be pleased or disappointed if you come 5th ?

Good point "

When are the full results going to be announced?

Will it be a TOTP type countdown or a Strictly style in no particular order?

We need to pass judgement...

PS 5th ain't bad. I'd be over the moon just to be noticed lol

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