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By *reya! OP   Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace

I'm getting a lot of "I read your profile" at the mo. When clearly they haven't!

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

That ' I am single'

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

“We are a couple”

Nope, you’re just a guy

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By *rs-sensual-meWoman
over a year ago

gwynedd


"I'm getting a lot of "I read your profile" at the mo. When clearly they haven't! "

This and yes im single

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I'm getting a lot of "I read your profile" at the mo. When clearly they haven't! "

“ I really like your bio “

That was today , my bio is one line : not meeting not looking for new friends

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Most lie about being non smokers

That’s the only lies I’ve experienced

But other than that quite honest meets

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm getting a lot of "I read your profile" at the mo. When clearly they haven't!

“ I really like your bio “

That was today , my bio is one line : not meeting not looking for new friends "

Crikey - you do post a lot of drivel in these forums.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

You're the hottest woman on fab.

Sure, and that's in no way a copy and paste message that you've sent to every woman in a 100 mile radius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're the hottest woman on fab.

Sure, and that's in no way a copy and paste message that you've sent to every woman in a 100 mile radius "

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By *efinitely worth it...Woman
over a year ago

East Riding of Yorkshire


"“We are a couple”

Nope, you’re just a guy "

Constantly get this, with the female 'out shopping/working/,sleeping just now'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'm not a twat, honest! "

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By *reya! OP   Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace


"“We are a couple”

Nope, you’re just a guy "

Yes! Or "it's the female half here, I'd love the male half to come and meet you!"

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By *reya! OP   Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace


"You're the hottest woman on fab.

Sure, and that's in no way a copy and paste message that you've sent to every woman in a 100 mile radius "

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By *reya! OP   Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace


"Most lie about being non smokers

That’s the only lies I’ve experienced

But other than that quite honest meets "

Yes! I've had this too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am single got to be up there even worse when they take a call form they other hafe mid meet yes it’s happened

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By *reya! OP   Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace


"I'm getting a lot of "I read your profile" at the mo. When clearly they haven't!

“ I really like your bio “

That was today , my bio is one line : not meeting not looking for new friends "

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By *tokeman4str8funMan
over a year ago

clayton, newcastle

Will get verified quite easily...

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

See you soon

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

'You're the sexiest guy on fab'.

.

Oh come onnnnnnn. I'm in the top 5 maybe, but not No.1

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By *reya! OP   Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace


"I am single got to be up there even worse when they take a call form they other hafe mid meet yes it’s happened "

No way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want your babies

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"See you soon "

And that also goes for pre covid times

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm getting a lot of "I read your profile" at the mo. When clearly they haven't! "

And yet some have

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Oh yeah I genuinely forgot about that big sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was before I'd joined I was told .. "You will get women who want to talk to you on there"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Had a guy message with telling us about his really thick 9 inch cock. His profile also boosted of the same.

Well he attached a several pictures

Now as a man with an average 6.3 inch long by 5.5 inch girth cock, I could easily see his dick was shorter and way way thinner.

He didn't like being called out on it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am single got to be up there even worse when they take a call form they other hafe mid meet yes it’s happened

No way! "

Only ever happened once but yes phone went off guy picked it up and continued on while on the phone saying he be home from work soon

Put it this way he was home very soon as I kicked him out after he hug the phone up

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"“We are a couple”

Nope, you’re just a guy

Yes! Or "it's the female half here, I'd love the male half to come and meet you!""

Oh I bet that happens yes! Oh dear I’ve developed a headache but Johnny can still make it wink wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle "

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had loads of meets on my old profile showing I'm genuine but haven't bothered with verifications this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm single' has to be the most prevalent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!"
oh yeah it’s a thing alright.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!"

Yes it does. I've seen evidence of it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!

Yes it does. I've seen evidence of it too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone, a long time ago, told me he was Red 2 in the red arrows.

I am not a fan, so his lie was wasted on me.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!

Yes it does. I've seen evidence of it too. "

Many of us have or been subject to it

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle "

I'm clearly missing out - none of my conversations on here are the stuff of screenshots and group discussion!

Damn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!"

1000% is a thing hence why I don’t meet younger guys

There all sorts off groups even Fb groups with post a slag or tag a slag and such

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"“We are a couple”

Nope, you’re just a guy "

'We' get that alot. No veris on show and Mrs has zero interest in fab apart from playing, we get blocked left right and centre but it's never the people we have in mind to meet so couldn't care less. That's fab.

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Recently been speaking to single female profiles with a view to meeting when safe, turns out they're not single and want hubby at the meet too. Time and time again, why lie that you're a single female when you're a couple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??! oh yeah it’s a thing alright."

Yeah I've been wary of this. I've been catfished a couple of times too, you can tell it isn't real, pretty certain it's just to see how I react. Tests. Whatever.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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I'm going to be moving to your area very soon.

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By *reya! OP   Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace


"Someone, a long time ago, told me he was Red 2 in the red arrows.

I am not a fan, so his lie was wasted on me. "

That's a big lie!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I am single got to be up there even worse when they take a call form they other hafe mid meet yes it’s happened

No way!

Only ever happened once but yes phone went off guy picked it up and continued on while on the phone saying he be home from work soon

Put it this way he was home very soon as I kicked him out after he hug the phone up "

Jesus! I thought I had some mad stories, but that beats all!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

One was the great grandfather of the profile user, or he wasn't telling the full truth. The photos bore very little resemblance too.

I get the male of the couple too, or occasionally the female on his behalf.

They must think we are as stupid as they are.

A guy mistyped a 3 instead of a 4, discussing his lean 32" waist but that was obviously an accident,

not a lie.

The cock sizes have to be divided by pi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??! oh yeah it’s a thing alright.

Yeah I've been wary of this. I've been catfished a couple of times too, you can tell it isn't real, pretty certain it's just to see how I react. Tests. Whatever. "

Thankfully that hasn’t happened to me on here, but did in my early days of online hookups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am single got to be up there even worse when they take a call form they other hafe mid meet yes it’s happened

No way!

Only ever happened once but yes phone went off guy picked it up and continued on while on the phone saying he be home from work soon

Put it this way he was home very soon as I kicked him out after he hug the phone up

Jesus! I thought I had some mad stories, but that beats all!"

Yes let’s just say no more mid week afternoon meets after that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!"

Oh yes it is...even from the people claiming it has been done to them...shocking, I know.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!"

Ohhhh yes unfortunately

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Theres a lot of 6ft guys shorter than me face to face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone, a long time ago, told me he was Red 2 in the red arrows.

I am not a fan, so his lie was wasted on me.

That's a big lie! "

Ridiculous isnt it.

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

I’m genuine - common one and something that has cropped up a lot more with verified profiles that either go quiet on the day of a meet after weeks of build up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’m genuine’

Basically means I will try to get you to engage in wank chat, then ghost you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??! oh yeah it’s a thing alright."

My goodness. I think I rattle around on here with my eyes shut sometimes! Apologies if anyone has been subjected to any of my private chats

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Age, and more than once! What is it with women feeling the need to lie about their age? This one in particular, purported to be 51. When she opened her front door to me, I almost asked if her daughter was in! Turned out she was 65......

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By *oingdown2Man
over a year ago

angus

I'm 100% straight. Never had any fun with a guy..

Then you find 35 verifications from males.

Not even fab straight on that one...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Main one has been penis size. I'm not even that fussed (not a size Queen) but if you're going to make a point of mentioning it, at least be honest

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Age, and more than once! What is it with women feeling the need to lie about their age? This one in particular, purported to be 51. When she opened her front door to me, I almost asked if her daughter was in! Turned out she was 65...... "

I get a LOT of messages from guys who made a mistake when they put their age in when they signed up and now can't change it.

Sure, ok then.

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By *reya! OP   Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace


"Age, and more than once! What is it with women feeling the need to lie about their age? This one in particular, purported to be 51. When she opened her front door to me, I almost asked if her daughter was in! Turned out she was 65...... "

Eeek! Awkward!

Yes! A lot of folks lying about their age on here!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Not so much a lie I was told but one that I witnessed and possibly the sickest too, was the guy who had various "military" pics on his profile - all of which reverse imaged to news stories and the like, the worst being about a soldier being posthumously awarded the George Cross after he was killed in Afghanistan 14 years ago!!

The guy also had a pic that reverse imaged to a friend of Prince Harry's travelling back for Harry's wedding and hilariously someone dressed as Spiderman that reverse imaged to a woman on LinkedIn!!

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By *reya! OP   Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace


"Not so much a lie I was told but one that I witnessed and possibly the sickest too, was the guy who had various "military" pics on his profile - all of which reverse imaged to news stories and the like, the worst being about a soldier being posthumously awarded the George Cross after he was killed in Afghanistan 14 years ago!!

The guy also had a pic that reverse imaged to a friend of Prince Harry's travelling back for Harry's wedding and hilariously someone dressed as Spiderman that reverse imaged to a woman on LinkedIn!!

"

Oof! Harsh!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Age, and more than once! What is it with women feeling the need to lie about their age? This one in particular, purported to be 51. When she opened her front door to me, I almost asked if her daughter was in! Turned out she was 65......

Eeek! Awkward!

Yes! A lot of folks lying about their age on here!

"

It’s how I worked out about profile pics, and the date listed on them is the date the image was uploaded to the site, NOT necessarily the date it was taken! Turns out people ‘recycle’ older images of themselves.......

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There are several people who have said that Donald Trump has been a good president.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I'm single' has to be the most prevalent "

To elaborate on this, 'we're separated but still living together.' Yeah I know this happens, but Fab would have you believe this is the case in every second home in the country!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Age, and more than once! What is it with women feeling the need to lie about their age? This one in particular, purported to be 51. When she opened her front door to me, I almost asked if her daughter was in! Turned out she was 65......

Eeek! Awkward!

Yes! A lot of folks lying about their age on here!

"

As we were sat having a coffee, she asked me the worst question she could have, in that situation;

“So, how do I compare to my profile?”............

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Age, and more than once! What is it with women feeling the need to lie about their age? This one in particular, purported to be 51. When she opened her front door to me, I almost asked if her daughter was in! Turned out she was 65......

Eeek! Awkward!

Yes! A lot of folks lying about their age on here!

As we were sat having a coffee, she asked me the worst question she could have, in that situation;

“So, how do I compare to my profile?”............ "

The answer?

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By *konCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Even though I put straight on my profile I am bisexual and don’t say I’m bisexual because I have mates on mere ( who are going to recognize me from a blank profile )

Sure you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are a cpl when you can tell its only a single guy. They are fuck buddies but not married to others. Single guys who are infact married and lying to get pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are a cpl when you can tell its only a single guy. They are fuck buddies but not married to others. Single guys who are infact married and lying to get pussy. "

Amen

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Just now, someone 'knows me' and will make it clear the next time they see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, i read about this on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest lie comes from myself after looking in the mirror naked tonight and realised I am in between average and the next one bigger but so be it.

As for lies I have been told......seems many have passed fingertips but not been realised or just not gave a shit but lessons learnt I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Missus cant join this convo because shes"

Ill

Working

Asleep

Shopping

Cooking

Looking after the kids

Imaginary

On Mars

At the footy

My right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""My Missus cant join this convo because shes"

Ill

Working

Asleep

Shopping

Cooking

Looking after the kids

Imaginary

On Mars

At the footy

My right hand

"

My right hand..that gave me a chuckle, good job mate haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


""My Missus cant join this convo because shes"

Ill

Working

Asleep

Shopping

Cooking

Looking after the kids

Imaginary

On Mars

At the footy

My right hand

"

You forgot not interested in the fab side of things

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

That I look like a proper woman....you know like with a vigina and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahhaa yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the live chat I had was with the same person in the photos. Clearly nothing alike , and when it got to getting some kit off . Her sporty body was not at all ,unless she played darts. Wouldn't of bothered me, just fact she lied about it haha.

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By *awandBareWoman
over a year ago

Oxford

I have read your profile....... Clearly haven't.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That ' I am single' "

That one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have read your profile....... Clearly haven't....... "

?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

“ I am open minded “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my video was the horniness on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have read your profile....... Clearly haven't.......

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I dont think she was talking to you dude.

Think she was referencing people who message her saying they have read their profile and then make it obvious during the initial conversation that they haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a convincing TV"

Erm....yes convincing to a partially sighted person at dusk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have read your profile....... Clearly haven't.......

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I dont think she was talking to you dude.

Think she was referencing people who message her saying they have read their profile and then make it obvious during the initial conversation that they haven't "

I'm a fud haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have read your profile....... Clearly haven't.......

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I dont think she was talking to you dude.

Think she was referencing people who message her saying they have read their profile and then make it obvious during the initial conversation that they haven't

I'm a fud haha"

Bahhaa well its late mate. We all make mistakes

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By *ovestruck69Man
over a year ago

Southampton

That its 7"

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Yep probably don't get beyond the first couple of pics

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

The “I’ve read your profile” gets an instant delete from me. If you can’t make a conversation from my profile you’re;

- lying to me

- boring

- unintelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle "

This happened to me along with the face pic I sent following what I thought was a build up of trust. He actually messaged me to tell me his friends knew my husband.... named me and told me their names. He then either blocked me or left site.

This affected me and worried me for a while and I was so angry..... this is our business and personal lives and the people we want to know know for a reason. The bit that pissed me off the most was only my pic was sent not my bio explaining our situation on how we only meet together etc so suspect they think I’m here deceitfully ! Anyway.... Rant over x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just stumbled across your profile when they've messaged you 5 times beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most frequent one told is definitely "I've read your profile", the biggest on profile is definitely age , the saddest lie is thinking they're single!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're the hottest woman on fab.

Sure, and that's in no way a copy and paste message that you've sent to every woman in a 100 mile radius "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're the hottest woman on fab.

Sure, and that's in no way a copy and paste message that you've sent to every woman in a 100 mile radius "

Lol this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People tell the truth here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really am 5'10", honest"

Yup, ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I value intelligence and conversation over the size of a penis’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il travel the 300 miles to see you, I’m not a time waster I don’t let anyone down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting until covid is over.

Next day "meet now" status.

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Have 2

1 was, I'm single

2nd was in messages saying he was nearly 6ft with a BBC, when we met for social he was more 5ft 4 and he didn't get as far as too show if he was lying about his cock size

Mrs Gs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a lot of this one lately...

‘But I can meet I get tested every week for work’

Still illegal you bellend

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm interested in/like you as a person.

No, you're really not. I could be any woman let's be honest. As long as she was kind of wet and willing to let you fuck her and laughed at your jokes, you'd be good to go.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I just stumbled across your profile when they've messaged you 5 times beforehand "

That one really made me laugh

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I am not going to post in this thread.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"

You forgot not interested in the fab side of things "

Actually 100% true here. And before you say it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first bloke I had sex with from here was a whole bundle of cliches. I hadn't had sex for 2 years at that point and his personality seemed attractive, so I banged him, despite the discrepancies between his pictures and reality. He was 8-10 years older, about 2 stone heavier, and 2-3 inches shorter. He was also not single, which I only found out later.

The absolute biggest lie was "I was in the Paras and got an honourable discharge after being injured in action". He wasn't even in the Army, let alone the Paras. I couldn't care less about whether or not someone was in the Forces, but to make up a whole history about yourself us fucked up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle "

It hadn't occurred to me that people would do this. I'm clearly very naive and never doing face pic Friday ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's awful and not fair one bit !

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"This is my time, I've never done anything like this before" hmm haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone lies on here.

The biggest lies are the ones in the verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone lies on here.

The biggest lies are the ones in the verifications."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ll meet you at x time in x location for a social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

It hadn't occurred to me that people would do this. I'm clearly very naive and never doing face pic Friday ever again "

bloody hell I never even considered people would do stuff like that on here!

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By *rKitMan
over a year ago

Prenton

I think my pic counts as a lie right now. This is the year I get back to having a cute butt.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"The first bloke I had sex with from here was a whole bundle of cliches. I hadn't had sex for 2 years at that point and his personality seemed attractive, so I banged him, despite the discrepancies between his pictures and reality. He was 8-10 years older, about 2 stone heavier, and 2-3 inches shorter. He was also not single, which I only found out later.

The absolute biggest lie was "I was in the Paras and got an honourable discharge after being injured in action". He wasn't even in the Army, let alone the Paras. I couldn't care less about whether or not someone was in the Forces, but to make up a whole history about yourself us fucked up."

I think a lot of guys think a military background somehow makes them more attractive - know it appeals to some women but can't imagine it's a big enough thing to make it worth lying about.

See my post up for the absolute worst example of it though - using a pic of a soldier killed in action...how fucked up is that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

“I’m not married”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting a lot of guys that love miles away sayin that they regularly work in my area and willing to be regular. This is happening a lot lately and highly doubt that's the case. Think they just want a chat haha

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Age, and more than once! What is it with women feeling the need to lie about their age? This one in particular, purported to be 51. When she opened her front door to me, I almost asked if her daughter was in! Turned out she was 65......

Eeek! Awkward!

Yes! A lot of folks lying about their age on here!

As we were sat having a coffee, she asked me the worst question she could have, in that situation;

“So, how do I compare to my profile?”............

The answer? "

I tussled between her age and her size, but opted for size as the softer of the two? I’m so polite, even though she had misled me! So I said she was bigger than she looked in her pics. She was a little taken aback, and said she was actually bigger in the majority of her pics than she was then (she really wasn’t), but said fair enough. I drank my coffee as quick as I could, and thanked her for meeting me. She did say I didn’t have to rush off, and if I wanted to go to the bedroom it would be fine........

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

I’ll meet you in x pub at x hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first bloke I had sex with from here was a whole bundle of cliches. I hadn't had sex for 2 years at that point and his personality seemed attractive, so I banged him, despite the discrepancies between his pictures and reality. He was 8-10 years older, about 2 stone heavier, and 2-3 inches shorter. He was also not single, which I only found out later.

The absolute biggest lie was "I was in the Paras and got an honourable discharge after being injured in action". He wasn't even in the Army, let alone the Paras. I couldn't care less about whether or not someone was in the Forces, but to make up a whole history about yourself us fucked up.

I think a lot of guys think a military background somehow makes them more attractive - know it appeals to some women but can't imagine it's a big enough thing to make it worth lying about.

See my post up for the absolute worst example of it though - using a pic of a soldier killed in action...how fucked up is that?!"

It's appalling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not married

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By *ountrylad19Man
over a year ago

travel all over with work x

“I’m a woman” when it’s a man behind the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your photo/ video is being uploaded, it shouldn't take too long."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!

Yes it does. I've seen evidence of it too.

Many of us have or been subject to it"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The current one seems to be “I/we have been vaccinated”

They seem to think it gives them the golden ticket to meet

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!

Yes it does. I've seen evidence of it too.

Many of us have or been subject to it

Indeed"

This really saddens me. So there are groups of people who take screen shots of conversations and tittle tattle to each other. That's the sort of stuff very young teenage girls do, not adults.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for NSA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you lot have had everything going on, one good thing about this forum its telling people what to look out for.

I don't know if im lucky or because im not worth their time but I've had nothing like that yet, sorry to all you genuine people thats had shit

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Not so much a lie I was told but one that I witnessed and possibly the sickest too, was the guy who had various "military" pics on his profile - all of which reverse imaged to news stories and the like, the worst being about a soldier being posthumously awarded the George Cross after he was killed in Afghanistan 14 years ago!!

The guy also had a pic that reverse imaged to a friend of Prince Harry's travelling back for Harry's wedding and hilariously someone dressed as Spiderman that reverse imaged to a woman on LinkedIn!!

Oof! Harsh!"

Jesus.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"I'm getting a lot of "I read your profile" at the mo. When clearly they haven't! "
That and they say I’m not really straight when they have it on there profiles but are trying to talk to me ! Be honest

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

North west

When you find a woman or coupe who are interested in you but its definitely a guy with a fake account. Some are easy to spot with some conversation but other are really sneaky. So pretending to be the opposite sex must be a big one.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!

Yes it does. I've seen evidence of it too.

Many of us have or been subject to it

Indeed

This really saddens me. So there are groups of people who take screen shots of conversations and tittle tattle to each other. That's the sort of stuff very young teenage girls do, not adults."

This has been the scariest revelation from this thread, and as someone mentioned above, I won’t be doing Face Pic Friday again either

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

It hadn't occurred to me that people would do this. I'm clearly very naive and never doing face pic Friday ever again "

That's why I don't anymore also I've seen it in groups where others face pics and private info amd chats were shared. It's why I am very careful with info I share and I won't share face pics until I know the person pretty well.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Biggest lies were the usual age gender location.

I met a guy who said he was in his 40s when he was in his 60s.

People using others pics then denying it even tho sometimes you know the profiles they have taken the pics from. And of course the ones from the internet that show up on reverse image.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh my best was I've been tested for travelling, so I'm negative and safe to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my best was I've been tested for travelling, so I'm negative and safe to meet "

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By *inkyisfunukMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

“Yeah it’s a recent pic”

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Liars get caught out in their own story telling, as they forget what they’ve said previously.

As for on here, it’s a bunch of strangers why would you trust them, that needs to be earned and in person..... take every thing with a pinch of salt and throw it over your shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Liars get caught out in their own story telling, as they forget what they’ve said previously.

As for on here, it’s a bunch of strangers why would you trust them, that needs to be earned and in person..... take every thing with a pinch of salt and throw it over your shoulder "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The current one seems to be “I/we have been vaccinated”

They seem to think it gives them the golden ticket to meet "

It is no guarantee you cannot catch covid again. Just like the normal flu shot it just lessens the symtoms only. There again as this virus is mutating it might not even do that. Some people are just sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had loads of meets on my old profile showing I'm genuine but haven't bothered with verifications this time "

This

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By *r. JoystickMan
over a year ago

London

"It's the wife messaging at the moment"

Come on guys, I'm not (always) that silly.

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By *fter dinner delightCouple
over a year ago

bury st edmunds/london

Been told a was sexy that was a lie lol

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Oh actually the latest lie I've been getting in the last week or so is hi I've been vaccinated so am okay to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The current one seems to be “I/we have been vaccinated”

They seem to think it gives them the golden ticket to meet

It is no guarantee you cannot catch covid again. Just like the normal flu shot it just lessens the symtoms only. There again as this virus is mutating it might not even do that. Some people are just sheep. "
Yes there are some very desperate and unscrupulous people about these days, not the sort of people you'd wish to meet with.

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By *lutonicMan
over a year ago

Melton

Your better then my husband.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Height. I opened the hotel room door to a woman who said she was 6foot. She had to duck to get in the room. She looked great, had massive tits, big heels on and was 6,2 (6,7 in heels) I’d say. After a bit of fun we went out and danced. Why she would say she was shorter I don’t know. But my god, what a night. I came so hard my balls were sore the next day.

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By *renchy19Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done anything like this before....

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The missus knows I'm on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single "straight" guys messaging me saying they have a FB that wants a threesome. Sure buddy, ok

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I remember seeing one woman whose very sparse profile simply read, 'Blonde, slim, 5 ft, bush.'

From her photos I could see she was definitely a blonde and she looked pretty slim but her bush was nowhere near as big as she was claiming.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"That ' I am single' "

Yep.... This one

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By *ikeFontanaMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"The first bloke I had sex with from here was a whole bundle of cliches. I hadn't had sex for 2 years at that point and his personality seemed attractive, so I banged him, despite the discrepancies between his pictures and reality. He was 8-10 years older, about 2 stone heavier, and 2-3 inches shorter. He was also not single, which I only found out later.

The absolute biggest lie was "I was in the Paras and got an honourable discharge after being injured in action". He wasn't even in the Army, let alone the Paras. I couldn't care less about whether or not someone was in the Forces, but to make up a whole history about yourself us fucked up.

I think a lot of guys think a military background somehow makes them more attractive - know it appeals to some women but can't imagine it's a big enough thing to make it worth lying about.

See my post up for the absolute worst example of it though - using a pic of a soldier killed in action...how fucked up is that?!"

Sooo creepy! Especially the bit about a spider man costume linked to a woman elsewhere ? Wth? I hope that profile wasn't photo verified on here by admin !

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

I've read your profile.

I'm straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember seeing one woman whose very sparse profile simply read, 'Blonde, slim, 5 ft, bush.'

From her photos I could see she was definitely a blonde and she looked pretty slim but her bush was nowhere near as big as she was claiming."
. Welcome back Howie haven’t seen you around for a while

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!

Yes it does. I've seen evidence of it too.

Many of us have or been subject to it

Indeed

This really saddens me. So there are groups of people who take screen shots of conversations and tittle tattle to each other. That's the sort of stuff very young teenage girls do, not adults."

Oh don't worry, it's never the whole conversation...just little snippets that are deliberately twisted out of context to make you look bad

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I remember seeing one woman whose very sparse profile simply read, 'Blonde, slim, 5 ft, bush.'

From her photos I could see she was definitely a blonde and she looked pretty slim but her bush was nowhere near as big as she was claiming."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only chat on here...........

Then takes screenshots of your conversation and posts it on off site third party chat app to their inner circle

Please tell me that's not a thing ??!

Yes it does. I've seen evidence of it too.

Many of us have or been subject to it

Indeed

This really saddens me. So there are groups of people who take screen shots of conversations and tittle tattle to each other. That's the sort of stuff very young teenage girls do, not adults.

Oh don't worry, it's never the whole conversation...just little snippets that are deliberately twisted out of context to make you look bad "

But there's no clique................

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


""It's the wife messaging at the moment"

Come on guys, I'm not (always) that silly. "

Ask ‘her’ to tell you something only a woman would know, and she has 5 minutes from when she reads the message.......go!

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

The huge amount of vaccinated front line Doctors seems to a regular occurrence now. Amazed that given the spirit of lockdown and their importance in the front line, they are so willing to frolic with an absolute stranger “today”!!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


""It's the wife messaging at the moment"

Come on guys, I'm not (always) that silly.

Ask ‘her’ to tell you something only a woman would know, and she has 5 minutes from when she reads the message.......go! "

Such as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""It's the wife messaging at the moment"

Come on guys, I'm not (always) that silly.

Ask ‘her’ to tell you something only a woman would know, and she has 5 minutes from when she reads the message.......go! "

But if the person was a she and answered the question how would you know if the answer was actually right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""It's the wife messaging at the moment"

Come on guys, I'm not (always) that silly.

Ask ‘her’ to tell you something only a woman would know, and she has 5 minutes from when she reads the message.......go!

But if the person was a she and answered the question how would you know if the answer was actually right! "

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Oh gosh. I’m too embarrassed to say. I fell for it hook, line and sinker. Naïve knobhead me!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’m straight but I fancy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one on fab has ever lied to me..

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

"you are with out doubt hottest couple on here"

"male is away this weekend but will get verified shortly

"friend request sent

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