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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A most random question but what are the names you give other people, without them knowing it and the stories behind them.

I call the chap I work with The Cloud. Simply because its a brighter day when he pisses off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.

My apprentice is called the tampon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call my manager 'boomerang' because everytime you ask him a question he says "I'll get back to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I call my manager 'boomerang' because everytime you ask him a question he says "I'll get back to you" "

Hahahahaha love this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A most random question but what are the names you give other people, without them knowing it and the stories behind them.

I call the chap I work with The Cloud. Simply because its a brighter day when he pisses off.

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These are certainly making me laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think there’s a thrush in every workplace...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My sister and her friend used to make up horrible names for men in night clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do this with my neighbours;

I live opposite Mad Eye Moody because he looks grumpy

Next to me is Granpa and Grandma Chav because they are middle aged acting like teens

Then the other side is Fur coat and Flip Flop, no matter the weather she wears a fur coat.

Her up the street is rentagob because of the way she screams at the kids

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I'm beginning to wonder what I'm called at work. I'm the boss??

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Me and my friend used to call her cousin Vinegar Tits, because she was always miserable and had a face like she had just drank vinegar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm beginning to wonder what I'm called at work. I'm the boss?? "

Twat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These are hilarious.

We had a workmate also called boomerang. It was in manufacturing and every job he did was wrong, so they would always end up with them back l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm beginning to wonder what I'm called at work. I'm the boss?? "

Springsteen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a curly watts, the gash, hobo, twat face, moaning myrtle,

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By *eebl6666Man
over a year ago

castlebar

We have " the darkness, the penguin, the rat, the shaved wookie, and last but not least goat cheese salad normally shortened to gcs

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

There’s a guy at work I call canesten as he’s an irritable C#nt that gets on my nerves

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Had a neighbour we called "nosey but nice" Because he was nosey and he was nice lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

I call one of my mates 'Cyrano' (sarcastically) Because i doubt he has a single romantic bone in his body. Lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Had a neighbour we called "nosey but nice" Because he was nosey and he was nice lol

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I did similar with a nosey neighbour of mine - Mrs Merton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have....the bandit, the ferret, the pikey, the excuse, the cock tease,the wanderer, Mr Tefal, oh I could go on but hope someone that works at our place picks up on this haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My direct work colleague and I call each other many "pet" names. Captain Haddock, Captain Peacock, Mrs Slocombe, Miss Brahms, my lover (said in Somerset accent), various things in Spanish (me) or Japanese (him) or I sing at him incessantly.

We make a splendid team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a driver that we call "the drill" because he bores us to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My direct work colleague and I call each other many "pet" names. Captain Haddock, Captain Peacock, Mrs Slocombe, Miss Brahms, my lover (said in Somerset accent), various things in Spanish (me) or Japanese (him) or I sing at him incessantly.

We make a splendid team "

Oh the be a fly on the wall in your office. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have given all our lecturers names but they’re not exciting.

We have Cazza The G.

C

‘nessa

And

JB

All pretty close to their own names really.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

One of the managers in work is seagull Steve because he flaps in and shits all over everything.

We have two HR staff with the same name so one is nice Jo and the other is Nazi Jo.

I call my assistant Roger Whittaker because she whistles all the bastard time.

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

We have another guy we call the lamp his surname is halogen and he’s not very bright

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My direct work colleague and I call each other many "pet" names. Captain Haddock, Captain Peacock, Mrs Slocombe, Miss Brahms, my lover (said in Somerset accent), various things in Spanish (me) or Japanese (him) or I sing at him incessantly.

We make a splendid team

Oh the be a fly on the wall in your office. X "

My other colleague is Mr KC himself and we've been working at home together since March. We call each other lots of utterly inappropriate names in our private "workplace".

The guy I refer to above is my counterpart in another academic dept. Normally we sit next to each other in the office but currently live on Teams in each other's living rooms

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

There was a guy I used to work with who we called Thromby. It was short for thrombosis. We thought he was a bloody clot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an IBM.

Incredible bullshitting man!

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