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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have toothache.

25 minutes till I can have more paracetamol. As the codeine is mixed with the bloody paracetamol it's 25 minutes till I can have that too which is a bigger concern. This has gone way past paracetamol now.

Oh, this is mr so cock pics won't do the trick #justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank, get those endorphins up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Boobs?

Although seriously....

Ibuprofen could help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes suffer with tooth ache.

I find gargling warm water full of salt really helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub some brandy on yours gums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobs?

Although seriously....

Ibuprofen could help?"

Ibuprofen are getting popped in between the cocodamol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rub some brandy on yours gums

Does whiskey work?

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Tooth ache, try some clove oil, either gargle mixed with water and swill it around the mouth, or couple of drops on a cotton buf against the affected area, stings but v quickly numbs the area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally distract Ash with my boobs when he's in pain.

( I just told him I was typing this and suddenly apparently he has a pain in his shoulder)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but is better, failing that try toothpaste for sensitive teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rub some brandy on yours gums

Does whiskey work? "

Yep sure does, I had toothache 3 weeks ago and I rubbed some on as it numbs the gums

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Crush an aspirin and dab it on the gum

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Boobs help?

Seriously, anbesol liquid is good and gargling warm salt water x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobs?

Although seriously....

Ibuprofen could help?"

Forgot to add, boobs are good. There is literally nothing they don't improve.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Boobs?

Although seriously....

Ibuprofen could help?

Ibuprofen are getting popped in between the cocodamol

I'd suggest stronger stuff but I'm not really qualified for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold water extraction is your best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seperate the codeine from the paracetamol.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm waiting for mine to come. I've a hole in one of my back teeth so it's just a matter of time.

Watch my videos. That'll distract ya for a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t be taking co-codamol with paracetamol

Stick to paracetamol and ibuprofen and warm salt water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waiting for mine to come. I've a hole in one of my back teeth so it's just a matter of time.

Watch my videos. That'll distract ya for a few minutes "

I should have got this fixed. It broke in lock down 1 and didn't hurt so I foolishly ignored it ...

Your videos are crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give ur self cramp

The body can’t feel pain in two different place at the one time

The cramp pain will take over the toothache I normally do it in my toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t be taking co-codamol with paracetamol

Stick to paracetamol and ibuprofen and warm salt water

No, I'm not mixing them. Was paracetamol but they stopped working so switched to cocodamol. Due to the paracetamol in it I can't take more than once every 4 hours.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

I have tramadol for a hip injury, it’s ace it just switches pain off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give ur self cramp

The body can’t feel pain in two different place at the one time

The cramp pain will take over the toothache I normally do it in my toes "

Funnily enough, her ladyship had been offering to hurt me to distract me from the p@in ...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

So I thought I'd tell you a story because I'm really kind like that.

Once upon a time there lived a magical world filled with creatures of all different races - you had the snooty elves, the zombies, the wolves who'd howl at a full moon frequently, the hideous orca and the vampires who sucked the life out of everything.

And now it should be time for your medicine so you are welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give ur self cramp

The body can’t feel pain in two different place at the one time

The cramp pain will take over the toothache I normally do it in my toes

Funnily enough, her ladyship had been offering to hurt me to distract me from the p@in ..."

Got to be a worse pain that’s why cramp works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have tramadol for a hip injury, it’s ace it just switches pain off!"

Tried Tramadol once many years ago, made me start shaking violently then I vomited everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a wank, get those endorphins up

Nearly missed this. Not a bad idea tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm compress? Clove oil or crushed clove? Depending what type of pain is it.. what causes it.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Awww no

it’s time but

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"So I thought I'd tell you a story because I'm really kind like that.

And now it should be time for your medicine so you are welcome."

What a sensible clever woman you are

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"I have tramadol for a hip injury, it’s ace it just switches pain off!

Tried Tramadol once many years ago, made me start shaking violently then I vomited everywhere

Wowsers don’t take that then

I just feel a bit spaced out from it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I thought I'd tell you a story because I'm really kind like that.

And now it should be time for your medicine so you are welcome."

That actually distracted me and made me laugh.

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll tell you about the time I went to go see a guy about some bee’s

So I go to this guy , he’s the guy when it comes to bee’s apparently.

I ask him for 12 and he’s cool with that . He gives me a container and there’s 13 in there. I told him I’m not paying for 13 sir.

He said don’t worry , that’s a free-bee

I’ll see myself out

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Get some Calpol. Put it in baby syringe. Squirt it on the tooth. Worked for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll tell you about the time I went to go see a guy about some bee’s

So I go to this guy , he’s the guy when it comes to bee’s apparently.

I ask him for 12 and he’s cool with that . He gives me a container and there’s 13 in there. I told him I’m not paying for 13 sir.

He said don’t worry , that’s a free-bee

I’ll see myself out

I'm not sure if that's not more painful than the tooth

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

Oil of Cloves on the tooth, paracetamol and brufen. Chew the brufen!

Take a tummy protector like ranitidine brufen will give you gut issues.

.....leathetman the tooth out if you have the cahonies

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By *azza12Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Dab some whisky on cotton wool then hold it against the tooth,trust me,I'm Scottish whisky cures a lot lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww he has fallen asleep.... poorly man of mine.

Fingers crossed he has a good sleep.

Thanks for the advice, distractions and kindness

Her x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aww he has fallen asleep.... poorly man of mine.

Fingers crossed he has a good sleep.

Thanks for the advice, distractions and kindness

Her x"

Hope he is ok xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Have you got any clove oil?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"Aww he has fallen asleep.... poorly man of mine.

Fingers crossed he has a good sleep.

Thanks for the advice, distractions and kindness

Her x"

Awww. Give him a hug from me.

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Is there a 24hr emergency chemist near by go and buy some Orajel extra strength it’s a clear gel to put on the tooth and gums to numbs it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got any clove oil?"

No, I can try and get it tomorrow. He can't see an emergency dentist until Monday

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww he has fallen asleep.... poorly man of mine.

Fingers crossed he has a good sleep.

Thanks for the advice, distractions and kindness

Her x

Awww. Give him a hug from me.

Aww thanks CG

Her x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Have you got any clove oil?

No, I can try and get it tomorrow. He can't see an emergency dentist until Monday

Her x"

Get some it's great xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww he has fallen asleep.... poorly man of mine.

Fingers crossed he has a good sleep.

Thanks for the advice, distractions and kindness

Her x

Hope he is ok xx"

Thanks my lovely

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got any clove oil?

No, I can try and get it tomorrow. He can't see an emergency dentist until Monday

Her x

Get some it's great xx"

Thank you Yasmeen, I will.

Her x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Have you got any clove oil?

No, I can try and get it tomorrow. He can't see an emergency dentist until Monday

Her x

Get some it's great xx

Thank you Yasmeen, I will.

Her x"

Xxxx toothache is awful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a 24hr emergency chemist near by go and buy some Orajel extra strength it’s a clear gel to put on the tooth and gums to numbs it "

If he struggles in the night I may need to pop out for it... thank you

Her x

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Knee him in the nuts won't stop the toothache put pain in his nuts will take his mind off it lol

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Is there a 24hr emergency chemist near by go and buy some Orajel extra strength it’s a clear gel to put on the tooth and gums to numbs it

If he struggles in the night I may need to pop out for it... thank you

Her x"

It’s good stuff I’ve used it in the past I have some here just in case I get it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knee him in the nuts won't stop the toothache put pain in his nuts will take his mind off it lol "

I offered various things like that earlier to make him laugh more than to actually do it

Her x

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By *tIckXXXMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Bonjela or Ashton and Parsons teething salts will do the same. The whiskey is a good shout also. Anything to numb the nerves in the gums. Hope he gets it sorted soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bonjela or Ashton and Parsons teething salts will do the same. The whiskey is a good shout also. Anything to numb the nerves in the gums. Hope he gets it sorted soon. "

Thank you very much

Her x

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"I have toothache.

Oh, this is mr so cock pics won't do the trick #justsaying

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I bought witch hazel from boots last week for my husband it seemed to help him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clove oil

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