FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

The Saturday night late late Nocturnal Thread.

Jump to newest
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Saturday nights nocturnal thread.

Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight so I'm standing in for him

What have you been up to this evening?

Watching Netflix? Working? Perving? Lurking?

What ever it is why not stop by and say hello especially if you're a newbie to the forum

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/01/21 21:54:38]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening you and all fellow perves

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Congrats on first place Wonko!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi "

Hi wonko.

Congrats on being tonight's first poster.

Your prize is a packet of hob nobs.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening you and all fellow perves"

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you and all fellow perves

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?...."

Nothing exciting tbf, had a few cold tinnies and watched the box

How about you

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hello Ash

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Congrats on first place Wonko! "

Hey Meli...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli... "

Good

Evening

All

I'm in for a peruse before bed. Which is in about ten mins.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone.

Night night Granny. Xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Evening everyone.

Night night Granny. Xxx"

Not just yet Moon Grey - I'll tarry a while.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening you and all fellow perves

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?....

Nothing exciting tbf, had a few cold tinnies and watched the box

How about you "

Watched a bit of football. My team West Ham won so I'm happy today.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you and all fellow perves

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?....

Nothing exciting tbf, had a few cold tinnies and watched the box

How about you

Watched a bit of football. My team West Ham won so I'm happy today. "

My team lost in a derby, I’ll say no more haha

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you and all fellow perves

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?....

Nothing exciting tbf, had a few cold tinnies and watched the box

How about you

Watched a bit of football. My team West Ham won so I'm happy today. "

Well, they only needed to venture across the halfway line. Burnley only use one half of the pitch.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash "

Hola Mrs KC.....Have you had a good rest today?.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Good

Evening

All

I'm in for a peruse before bed. Which is in about ten mins."

Good evening Granny crumpets.

I hope you enjoy your short peruse before bed time

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening everyone.

Night night Granny. Xxx"

Good evening Cat....I hope you are well?...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening you and all fellow perves

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?....

Nothing exciting tbf, had a few cold tinnies and watched the box

How about you

Watched a bit of football. My team West Ham won so I'm happy today.

My team lost in a derby, I’ll say no more haha "

Wolves?.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Ash

Hola Mrs KC.....Have you had a good rest today?....."

I had a rest this morning and watched Disney music videos with my daughter. This afternoon she and I went for daily exercise in the park with her brother, which was lovely because he can run around and be silly with her and can help her on things like the zip wire. My wheelchair couldn't get to the zip wire unfortunately.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you and all fellow perves

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?....

Nothing exciting tbf, had a few cold tinnies and watched the box

How about you

Watched a bit of football. My team West Ham won so I'm happy today.

My team lost in a derby, I’ll say no more haha

Wolves?....."

Yup, fuckin baggies

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone.

Night night Granny. Xxx

Good evening Cat....I hope you are well?... "

All good here.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening you and all fellow perves

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?....

Nothing exciting tbf, had a few cold tinnies and watched the box

How about you

Watched a bit of football. My team West Ham won so I'm happy today.

My team lost in a derby, I’ll say no more haha "

Mine drew in a nil-nil thriller

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Evening Ash x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats on first place Wonko! "

I only do it to beat cindi

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening you and all fellow perves

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?....

Nothing exciting tbf, had a few cold tinnies and watched the box

How about you

Watched a bit of football. My team West Ham won so I'm happy today.

Well, they only needed to venture across the halfway line. Burnley only use one half of the pitch. "

Burnley had beaten us the last 3 times so was nice to win this time

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

I only do it to beat cindi "

I was walking Mutley

X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Evening Ash.

I'm in turmoil. I had to choose between olives and penis.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash.

I'm in turmoil. I had to choose between olives and penis."

That's something you don't hear every day

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash

Hola Mrs KC.....Have you had a good rest today?.....

I had a rest this morning and watched Disney music videos with my daughter. This afternoon she and I went for daily exercise in the park with her brother, which was lovely because he can run around and be silly with her and can help her on things like the zip wire. My wheelchair couldn't get to the zip wire unfortunately."

I'm glad they enjoyed the visit to the park. That was a shame that you couldn't get to the zip wire.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Ash

Hola Mrs KC.....Have you had a good rest today?.....

I had a rest this morning and watched Disney music videos with my daughter. This afternoon she and I went for daily exercise in the park with her brother, which was lovely because he can run around and be silly with her and can help her on things like the zip wire. My wheelchair couldn't get to the zip wire unfortunately.

I'm glad they enjoyed the visit to the park. That was a shame that you couldn't get to the zip wire.

"

He could also climb up onto the big slide with her and go in the sandpit. I can do swings and roundabouts

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening Ash.

I'm in turmoil. I had to choose between olives and penis.

That's something you don't hear every day "

I should never have had to say it.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good evening Ash, good evening all.

We are having a lazy evening of martinis and tiddlywinks.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Evening Ash.

I'm in turmoil. I had to choose between olives and penis."

It’s only one penis NSP, stick with the olives.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash x"

Good evening Sparkle...how was your day? x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends"

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening Ash.

I'm in turmoil. I had to choose between olives and penis.

It’s only one penis NSP, stick with the olives. "

I did. I stuck to my values.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash.

I'm in turmoil. I had to choose between olives and penis."

Good evening Posh....you really were in turmoil!...what did you decide?...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli... "

Hello Ash!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace. "

Proper crappy.

He’s a tough old boot that fella.

I’m sure he’ll be good.

I was genuinely quite moved when that Sophie said she’d pop around for him.

As much as people don’t always see eye to eye on here I do think the regulars are one big family.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, good evening all.

We are having a lazy evening of martinis and tiddlywinks. "

Good evening curious couple....who is winning the tiddlywinks?.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been watching shawshank redemption whilst chatting to cpls on here. Xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace. "

It's shocking.

And to happen to such a nice caring man.

I hope he's better soon. X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends"

Good evening Mr Samuel.

What have you been doing tonight?....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace.

Proper crappy.

He’s a tough old boot that fella.

I’m sure he’ll be good.

I was genuinely quite moved when that Sophie said she’d pop around for him.

As much as people don’t always see eye to eye on here I do think the regulars are one big family."

I agree.

I do have a plan brewing to see if there is a way to help him. X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you and all fellow perves

Evening Hornygent......what have you been up to tonight?....

Nothing exciting tbf, had a few cold tinnies and watched the box

How about you

Watched a bit of football. My team West Ham won so I'm happy today.

Well, they only needed to venture across the halfway line. Burnley only use one half of the pitch.

Burnley had beaten us the last 3 times so was nice to win this time

"

Wish football and sport in general was played to entertain the people paying so much money into it. Sport subscriptions, gate fees, merchandise etc. So much anti football ATM. Playing not to loose and happy with a point.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace. "

It was shocking news

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace.

It's shocking.

And to happen to such a nice caring man.

I hope he's better soon. X"

He's so lovely and I think hes been here since fab began. X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash! "

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x"

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good evening Ash, good evening all.

We are having a lazy evening of martinis and tiddlywinks.

Good evening curious couple....who is winning the tiddlywinks?..... "

I am winning at tiddlywinks but we are going to shoot some clays tomorrow morning so I think Mr will get his own back.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening Mr Samuel.

What have you been doing tonight?...."

I went to the supermarket.

I trimmed and styled my beard, washed, shaved, put some out out clothes on and splashy splashed my chop chops for the momentous occasion.

It was very underwhelming.

I’ve then watched American sniper and now I’m half way through the hangover two.

I was gonna have a cocktail or two with my foxy wife but I just haven’t had the urge to pour myself one yet.

How about you Hot?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash!

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread "

I got a winky face!

I might be a bit tipsy at the moment so I won't post too much.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Been watching shawshank redemption whilst chatting to cpls on here. Xx"

Good evening JandJ.....is that one of your favourite movies? x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash!

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread

I got a winky face!

I might be a bit tipsy at the moment so I won't post too much. "

Oh go on _eli.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace.

Proper crappy.

He’s a tough old boot that fella.

I’m sure he’ll be good.

I was genuinely quite moved when that Sophie said she’d pop around for him.

As much as people don’t always see eye to eye on here I do think the regulars are one big family.

I agree.

I do have a plan brewing to see if there is a way to help him. X"

You gonna find a new investor for the rams?

A consortium?

I’ve got a big pot of loose change I’ve been saving for some new winkle pickers but I’d happily give it to ease acewinger’s suffering!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, good evening all.

We are having a lazy evening of martinis and tiddlywinks.

Good evening curious couple....who is winning the tiddlywinks?.....

I am winning at tiddlywinks but we are going to shoot some clays tomorrow morning so I think Mr will get his own back. "

Good luck with the clay shooting tomorrow...you never know it could be your turn to win

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash!

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread

I got a winky face!

I might be a bit tipsy at the moment so I won't post too much.

Oh go on _eli. "

(this is not a sexy devil face, this is a mischievous one)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening Ash.

I'm in turmoil. I had to choose between olives and penis.

Good evening Posh....you really were in turmoil!...what did you decide?..."

Olives.

I had to go with my values.

And then I got a load of random penis. Which disturbed me slightly.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash!

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread

I got a winky face!

I might be a bit tipsy at the moment so I won't post too much. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening Mr Samuel.

What have you been doing tonight?....

I went to the supermarket.

I trimmed and styled my beard, washed, shaved, put some out out clothes on and splashy splashed my chop chops for the momentous occasion.

It was very underwhelming.

I’ve then watched American sniper and now I’m half way through the hangover two.

I was gonna have a cocktail or two with my foxy wife but I just haven’t had the urge to pour myself one yet.

How about you Hot?

"

Thats a great film American sniper.

I made dinner for Lorna and I tonight then we watched Holby City and are just chilling out now and playing with the cat

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace.

Proper crappy.

He’s a tough old boot that fella.

I’m sure he’ll be good.

I was genuinely quite moved when that Sophie said she’d pop around for him.

As much as people don’t always see eye to eye on here I do think the regulars are one big family.

I agree.

I do have a plan brewing to see if there is a way to help him. X

You gonna find a new investor for the rams?

A consortium?

I’ve got a big pot of loose change I’ve been saving for some new winkle pickers but I’d happily give it to ease acewinger’s suffering!"

What a guy!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace.

Proper crappy.

He’s a tough old boot that fella.

I’m sure he’ll be good.

I was genuinely quite moved when that Sophie said she’d pop around for him.

As much as people don’t always see eye to eye on here I do think the regulars are one big family.

I agree.

I do have a plan brewing to see if there is a way to help him. X

You gonna find a new investor for the rams?

A consortium?

I’ve got a big pot of loose change I’ve been saving for some new winkle pickers but I’d happily give it to ease acewinger’s suffering!

What a guy! "

(P.S what do male sheep have anything to do with this)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to Saturday nights nocturnal thread.

Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight so I'm standing in for him

What have you been up to this evening?

Watching Netflix? Working? Perving? Lurking?

What ever it is why not stop by and say hello especially if you're a newbie to the forum "

good evening ash and fellow fabbers I’m lurkin and pervin

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hatever works for USCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield/Sunderland

Good evening Ash and Lorna

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash!

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread

I got a winky face!

I might be a bit tipsy at the moment so I won't post too much. "

It is Saturday night so enjoy your self

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight "

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash.

I'm in turmoil. I had to choose between olives and penis.

Good evening Posh....you really were in turmoil!...what did you decide?...

Olives.

I had to go with my values.

And then I got a load of random penis. Which disturbed me slightly."

Well done for going with your values.

I hope they were Spanish olives?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to Saturday nights nocturnal thread.

Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight so I'm standing in for him

What have you been up to this evening?

Watching Netflix? Working? Perving? Lurking?

What ever it is why not stop by and say hello especially if you're a newbie to the forum good evening ash and fellow fabbers I’m lurkin and pervin "

Good evening David....I hope you're enjoying the pervin....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace.

Proper crappy.

He’s a tough old boot that fella.

I’m sure he’ll be good.

I was genuinely quite moved when that Sophie said she’d pop around for him.

As much as people don’t always see eye to eye on here I do think the regulars are one big family.

I agree.

I do have a plan brewing to see if there is a way to help him. X

You gonna find a new investor for the rams?

A consortium?

I’ve got a big pot of loose change I’ve been saving for some new winkle pickers but I’d happily give it to ease acewinger’s suffering!

What a guy!

(P.S what do male sheep have anything to do with this)"

He’s the biggest derby county fc (the Rams) supporter in all of ducky land.

Maybe we could get Wayne Rooney to do a get well video message for him.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to Saturday nights nocturnal thread.

Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight so I'm standing in for him

What have you been up to this evening?

Watching Netflix? Working? Perving? Lurking?

What ever it is why not stop by and say hello especially if you're a newbie to the forum good evening ash and fellow fabbers I’m lurkin and pervin

Good evening David....I hope you're enjoying the pervin.... "

moat certainly am

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevening Hot

Good eeeeeevening Lorna

Good eeeeeevening nocturnal friends

Good evening to you Mr.

I cant stop thinking about poor Ace.

Proper crappy.

He’s a tough old boot that fella.

I’m sure he’ll be good.

I was genuinely quite moved when that Sophie said she’d pop around for him.

As much as people don’t always see eye to eye on here I do think the regulars are one big family.

I agree.

I do have a plan brewing to see if there is a way to help him. X

You gonna find a new investor for the rams?

A consortium?

I’ve got a big pot of loose change I’ve been saving for some new winkle pickers but I’d happily give it to ease acewinger’s suffering!

What a guy!

(P.S what do male sheep have anything to do with this)

He’s the biggest derby county fc (the Rams) supporter in all of ducky land.

Maybe we could get Wayne Rooney to do a get well video message for him."

Sounds like a plan and so lovely of you to organise that.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash!

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread

I got a winky face!

I might be a bit tipsy at the moment so I won't post too much.

"

I can't remember if you like olives or not on your pizza, that will affect (its affect not effect here I tbink) if I care about your sad face or not.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Fettling my motorcycle for it’s MOT.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Hey Ash,Lorna and all other forum peeps xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna "

Good evening what ever works.

Hows it going tonight?..

.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x"

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hatever works for USCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield/Sunderland


"Good evening Ash and Lorna

Good evening what ever works.

Hows it going tonight?..

."

Well planning on an early night but that didn’t quite work out

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening Ash.

I'm in turmoil. I had to choose between olives and penis.

Good evening Posh....you really were in turmoil!...what did you decide?...

Olives.

I had to go with my values.

And then I got a load of random penis. Which disturbed me slightly.

Well done for going with your values.

I hope they were Spanish olives? "

It was a general discussion..... we are inclusive of all olives in #teamolive.

But Spanish are obviously preferred

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash!

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread

I got a winky face!

I might be a bit tipsy at the moment so I won't post too much.

I can't remember if you like olives or not on your pizza, that will affect (its affect not effect here I tbink) if I care about your sad face or not. "

I was in your Olive hating clan so it's all good Meli

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello lovely

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x"

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovely "

Hi darling.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovely

Hi darling.

"

You look mesmerised by that dildo

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Ash, good evening all.

We are having a lazy evening of martinis and tiddlywinks.

Good evening curious couple....who is winning the tiddlywinks?.....

I am winning at tiddlywinks but we are going to shoot some clays tomorrow morning so I think Mr will get his own back. "

Oooooo I like clay pigeon shooting

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash!

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread

I got a winky face!

I might be a bit tipsy at the moment so I won't post too much.

I can't remember if you like olives or not on your pizza, that will affect (its affect not effect here I tbink) if I care about your sad face or not.

I was in your Olive hating clan so it's all good Meli "

Oh phew, I didn't want to have to ignore you because you're sweet and not that grumpy really but olives are really crap.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovely

Hi darling.

You look mesmerised by that dildo "

You don’t think it looks a bit... homoerotic do you?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovely

Hi darling.

You look mesmerised by that dildo

You don’t think it looks a bit... homoerotic do you?

"

I'm going to have a closer look. Hang on.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovely

Hi darling.

You look mesmerised by that dildo

You don’t think it looks a bit... homoerotic do you?

"

It looks like you are about to play a flute and taking a breath in.

Hang on. Maybe you were right.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovely

Hi darling.

You look mesmerised by that dildo

You don’t think it looks a bit... homoerotic do you?

It looks like you are about to play a flute and taking a breath in.

Hang on. Maybe you were right. "

How

embarrassing.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Fettling my motorcycle for it’s MOT."

Good evening _ent in black....I hope your bike passes its MOT....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Buenas knockers

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovely

Hi darling.

You look mesmerised by that dildo

You don’t think it looks a bit... homoerotic do you?

It looks like you are about to play a flute and taking a breath in.

Hang on. Maybe you were right.

How

embarrassing."

Not if that was the intention.

It's nicely shaped so points for good taste if that makes it better.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash,Lorna and all other forum peeps xx"

Good evening nurse....have you had a fab day? x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Ash,Lorna and all other forum peeps xx

Good evening nurse....have you had a fab day? x"

I have thank you lol. How are you both? Xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello lovely "

Hello mi amiga. How are you today?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lovely

Hello mi amiga. How are you today? "

I'm alright, thanks. All well and healthy your end?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Ash, I'm now an ex best fab friend. How do I deal with the crushing sadness that's now facing my poor little heart? I don't even get told I look pretty in my photos any more. No best fab friend, no compliments.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X"

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Buenas knockers "

Buenas knockers to you Sir O.....have you had a good day?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x"

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

"

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All "

It's a tradition. Serious stuff.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash,Lorna and all other forum peeps xx

Good evening nurse....have you had a fab day? x

I have thank you lol. How are you both? Xx"

We are both good thank you x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Ash,Lorna and all other forum peeps xx

Good evening nurse....have you had a fab day? x

I have thank you lol. How are you both? Xx

We are both good thank you x"

That's good to hear. Have you guys been up to anything exciting? Xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All "

I checked with Jim. He's still otherwise engaged

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello lovely

Hello mi amiga. How are you today?

I'm alright, thanks. All well and healthy your end? "

We are both healthy thank you x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good evening Ash, good evening all.

We are having a lazy evening of martinis and tiddlywinks.

Good evening curious couple....who is winning the tiddlywinks?.....

I am winning at tiddlywinks but we are going to shoot some clays tomorrow morning so I think Mr will get his own back.

Oooooo I like clay pigeon shooting "

We will have to set that up, how do you feel about axe throwing?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash, I'm now an ex best fab friend. How do I deal with the crushing sadness that's now facing my poor little heart? I don't even get told I look pretty in my photos any more. No best fab friend, no compliments. "

I think you always look gorgeous in your photos

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All

It's a tradition. Serious stuff. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All

It's a tradition. Serious stuff.

"

And you are still giggling. Unbelievable.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Ash, good evening all.

We are having a lazy evening of martinis and tiddlywinks.

Good evening curious couple....who is winning the tiddlywinks?.....

I am winning at tiddlywinks but we are going to shoot some clays tomorrow morning so I think Mr will get his own back.

Oooooo I like clay pigeon shooting

We will have to set that up, how do you feel about axe throwing? "

I feel it would be an excellent activity to have a go at!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone. Hope you don’t mind me joining the thread.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All

I checked with Jim. He's still otherwise engaged "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All

It's a tradition. Serious stuff.

And you are still giggling. Unbelievable. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all.

Just checking that our forum ban was up after i(miss) posted a naughty thread the other day

X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash? "

There are always drinks available on the nocturnal thread

What can I get you?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All

It's a tradition. Serious stuff.

And you are still giggling. Unbelievable.

"

Security!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all, hope you’re not too cheesed off with lockdown 3.0 and still hanging in!!

Trying to be more involved in the forums as hoping to catch the eye of some lovely ladies, I’ve been doing plenty of perving and love what I’ve seen

Inbox is always open for a chat, come and say hi

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Just checking that our forum ban was up after i(miss) posted a naughty thread the other day

X"

Oh no I missed a naughty thread !

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash?

There are always drinks available on the nocturnal thread

What can I get you?"

Something Spanish. What do you propose?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All "

Good evening Boone.....

No need to apologise...Jim often posts he is going for a sit down when he is hosting the nocturnal thread.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Ash, I'm now an ex best fab friend. How do I deal with the crushing sadness that's now facing my poor little heart? I don't even get told I look pretty in my photos any more. No best fab friend, no compliments.

I think you always look gorgeous in your photos "

Aww Ash that's the kindness I need in my life! Lorna is a lucky woman.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Congrats on first place Wonko!

Hey Meli...

Hello Ash!

Always a pleasure to see you on the nocturnal thread

I got a winky face!

I might be a bit tipsy at the moment so I won't post too much.

I can't remember if you like olives or not on your pizza, that will affect (its affect not effect here I tbink) if I care about your sad face or not.

I was in your Olive hating clan so it's all good Meli

Oh phew, I didn't want to have to ignore you because you're sweet and not that grumpy really but olives are really crap."

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi everyone. Hope you don’t mind me joining the thread. "

Not at all - welcome!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi everyone. Hope you don’t mind me joining the thread. "

Good evening lass and welcome to the nocturnal thread.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good evening Ash, good evening all.

We are having a lazy evening of martinis and tiddlywinks.

Good evening curious couple....who is winning the tiddlywinks?.....

I am winning at tiddlywinks but we are going to shoot some clays tomorrow morning so I think Mr will get his own back.

Oooooo I like clay pigeon shooting

We will have to set that up, how do you feel about axe throwing?

I feel it would be an excellent activity to have a go at!"

It’s great fun, we have never been to an axe throwing range we just like to throw them at ramblers messing up the spring barley.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all.

Just checking that our forum ban was up after i(miss) posted a naughty thread the other day

X"

Welcome back Miss....x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all, hope you’re not too cheesed off with lockdown 3.0 and still hanging in!!

Trying to be more involved in the forums as hoping to catch the eye of some lovely ladies, I’ve been doing plenty of perving and love what I’ve seen

Inbox is always open for a chat, come and say hi "

Good evening naughty guy...the forum is another great way to make new friends on here.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Just checking that our forum ban was up after i(miss) posted a naughty thread the other day

X

Welcome back Miss....x"

Thank you very much Ash. Must watch what i post in future(smack on the bottom for me)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All

It's a tradition. Serious stuff.

And you are still giggling. Unbelievable.

Security!!! "

A guffaw and a snort is in order.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Ash, good evening all.

We are having a lazy evening of martinis and tiddlywinks.

Good evening curious couple....who is winning the tiddlywinks?.....

I am winning at tiddlywinks but we are going to shoot some clays tomorrow morning so I think Mr will get his own back.

Oooooo I like clay pigeon shooting

We will have to set that up, how do you feel about axe throwing?

I feel it would be an excellent activity to have a go at!

It’s great fun, we have never been to an axe throwing range we just like to throw them at ramblers messing up the spring barley. "

Sounds very sensible

There's an axe throwing place near us (when allowed to be open) but we've not been before.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim is having a long sit down wee tonight

I apologise for being juvenile but that part really made me laugh.

Evening All

Good evening Boone.....

No need to apologise...Jim often posts he is going for a sit down when he is hosting the nocturnal thread. "

Evening OP

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash, I'm now an ex best fab friend. How do I deal with the crushing sadness that's now facing my poor little heart? I don't even get told I look pretty in my photos any more. No best fab friend, no compliments.

I think you always look gorgeous in your photos

Aww Ash that's the kindness I need in my life! Lorna is a lucky woman. "

Lucky girl indeed.

Meli, I’m obviously oblivious to your little friend issue but have you tried making up to him (or her) for whatever he’s pissed about?

Maybe a picture of your quim?

Just a thought xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all, hope you’re not too cheesed off with lockdown 3.0 and still hanging in!!

Trying to be more involved in the forums as hoping to catch the eye of some lovely ladies, I’ve been doing plenty of perving and love what I’ve seen

Inbox is always open for a chat, come and say hi

Good evening naughty guy...the forum is another great way to make new friends on here."

Looking forward to it and hoping I can meet some more lovely people

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash, I'm now an ex best fab friend. How do I deal with the crushing sadness that's now facing my poor little heart? I don't even get told I look pretty in my photos any more. No best fab friend, no compliments.

I think you always look gorgeous in your photos

Aww Ash that's the kindness I need in my life! Lorna is a lucky woman. "

I really am incredibly lucky.

Seriously he is awesome

I hope any issue isn't too serious and can be sorted with your friend _eli. X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Ash, I'm now an ex best fab friend. How do I deal with the crushing sadness that's now facing my poor little heart? I don't even get told I look pretty in my photos any more. No best fab friend, no compliments.

I think you always look gorgeous in your photos

Aww Ash that's the kindness I need in my life! Lorna is a lucky woman.

Lucky girl indeed.

Meli, I’m obviously oblivious to your little friend issue but have you tried making up to him (or her) for whatever he’s pissed about?

Maybe a picture of your quim?

Just a thought xx"

Hmm. I could try this but they (gender not disclosed) are ignoring me and I've had a very sad day of men not saying I'm attractive so I don't know if I could cope with another person (again no gender mentioned) looking at a photo of me and being sick in their/his/her mouth and politely ignoring it. Especially not one of my beautiful quim.

I do appreciate your thought Samuel, thank you for trying to help this issue with my former fab best friend. xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It will soon be the midnight hour...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash?

There are always drinks available on the nocturnal thread

What can I get you?

Something Spanish. What do you propose?"

How about a jug of sangria?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Ash, I'm now an ex best fab friend. How do I deal with the crushing sadness that's now facing my poor little heart? I don't even get told I look pretty in my photos any more. No best fab friend, no compliments.

I think you always look gorgeous in your photos

Aww Ash that's the kindness I need in my life! Lorna is a lucky woman.

I really am incredibly lucky.

Seriously he is awesome

I hope any issue isn't too serious and can be sorted with your friend _eli. X"

Thank you Lorna I hope so too. It's very sad isn't it? I guess I've learned never to be swayed to the dark side by my lust for a little Alex Horne.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Buenas knockers

Buenas knockers to you Sir O.....have you had a good day?"

I've had a great day ... hope you did too

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ash, I'm now an ex best fab friend. How do I deal with the crushing sadness that's now facing my poor little heart? I don't even get told I look pretty in my photos any more. No best fab friend, no compliments.

I think you always look gorgeous in your photos

Aww Ash that's the kindness I need in my life! Lorna is a lucky woman.

I really am incredibly lucky.

Seriously he is awesome

I hope any issue isn't too serious and can be sorted with your friend _eli. X

Thank you Lorna I hope so too. It's very sad isn't it? I guess I've learned never to be swayed to the dark side by my lust for a little Alex Horne. "

I always fab your pictures

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Buenas knockers

Buenas knockers to you Sir O.....have you had a good day?

I've had a great day ... hope you did too "

We did too thank you.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buenas knockers

Buenas knockers to you Sir O.....have you had a good day?

I've had a great day ... hope you did too

We did too thank you. "

Well I definitely did, iv done nothing.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buenas knockers

Buenas knockers to you Sir O.....have you had a good day?

I've had a great day ... hope you did too "

I'm fully stealing Buenas knockers. Nice work

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x"

Good evening Mrs Rosie.....I hope you are well x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash?

There are always drinks available on the nocturnal thread

What can I get you?

Something Spanish. What do you propose?

How about a jug of sangria? "

Mind reader. Very good !

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Buenas knockers

Buenas knockers to you Sir O.....have you had a good day?

I've had a great day ... hope you did too

I'm fully stealing Buenas knockers. Nice work "

I enjoyed that one too...it sounds like something that Del boy would say on only fools...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buenas knockers

Buenas knockers to you Sir O.....have you had a good day?

I've had a great day ... hope you did too

I'm fully stealing Buenas knockers. Nice work

I enjoyed that one too...it sounds like something that Del boy would say on only fools... "

Fact

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash?

There are always drinks available on the nocturnal thread

What can I get you?

Something Spanish. What do you propose?

How about a jug of sangria?

Mind reader. Very good ! "

Ohhh I might make a jug of Sangria tomorrow. X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x

Good evening Mrs Rosie.....I hope you are well x"

Thanks ash. One day I’ll pluck up the courage to actually chat in here lol x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x

Good evening Mrs Rosie.....I hope you are well x

Thanks ash. One day I’ll pluck up the courage to actually chat in here lol x"

We're a friendly, if not bonkers bunch

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x

Good evening Mrs Rosie.....I hope you are well x

Thanks ash. One day I’ll pluck up the courage to actually chat in here lol x"

I think you just did. Hello. Waves**

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x

Good evening Mrs Rosie.....I hope you are well x

Thanks ash. One day I’ll pluck up the courage to actually chat in here lol x"

Ohh you should.

Sometimes it does get a bit busy but especially if you're normally online later it's usually just a few of us and we are very very friendly.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x

Good evening Mrs Rosie.....I hope you are well x

Thanks ash. One day I’ll pluck up the courage to actually chat in here lol x

We're a friendly, if not bonkers bunch "

I'm not!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x

Good evening Mrs Rosie.....I hope you are well x

Thanks ash. One day I’ll pluck up the courage to actually chat in here lol x"

I will look forward to it....x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to butt in but good evening from me ! Hope everyone is okay and enjoying the weekend as best as they can

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry to butt in but good evening from me ! Hope everyone is okay and enjoying the weekend as best as they can "

Good evening and welcome to the nocturnal thread.

Have you had a good weekend so far?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash?

There are always drinks available on the nocturnal thread

What can I get you?

Something Spanish. What do you propose?

How about a jug of sangria?

Mind reader. Very good !

Ohhh I might make a jug of Sangria tomorrow. X"

Thats lovely xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to butt in but good evening from me ! Hope everyone is okay and enjoying the weekend as best as they can

Good evening and welcome to the nocturnal thread.

Have you had a good weekend so far?"

Heya mate : ) yeah I’ve had a great weekend, just keeping myself too myself. Got my weights all done and lots of chilling on the sofa (probably why I can’t sleep now) how’s your weekend bud ?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry to butt in but good evening from me ! Hope everyone is okay and enjoying the weekend as best as they can

Good evening and welcome to the nocturnal thread.

Have you had a good weekend so far?

Heya mate : ) yeah I’ve had a great weekend, just keeping myself too myself. Got my weights all done and lots of chilling on the sofa (probably why I can’t sleep now) how’s your weekend bud ? "

I went out for a walk today then watched a bit of football this afternoon had dinner then like you just been chilling.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash?

There are always drinks available on the nocturnal thread

What can I get you?

Something Spanish. What do you propose?

How about a jug of sangria?

Mind reader. Very good !

Ohhh I might make a jug of Sangria tomorrow. X

Thats lovely xx"

I was gonna do one over Christmas but obviously we were poorly.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to butt in but good evening from me ! Hope everyone is okay and enjoying the weekend as best as they can

Good evening and welcome to the nocturnal thread.

Have you had a good weekend so far?

Heya mate : ) yeah I’ve had a great weekend, just keeping myself too myself. Got my weights all done and lots of chilling on the sofa (probably why I can’t sleep now) how’s your weekend bud ?

I went out for a walk today then watched a bit of football this afternoon had dinner then like you just been chilling. "

Go on then tell me who you are supporting

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x

Good evening Mrs Rosie.....I hope you are well x

Thanks ash. One day I’ll pluck up the courage to actually chat in here lol x

We're a friendly, if not bonkers bunch

I'm not! "

Bonkers or friendly?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash?

There are always drinks available on the nocturnal thread

What can I get you?

Something Spanish. What do you propose?

How about a jug of sangria?

Mind reader. Very good !

Ohhh I might make a jug of Sangria tomorrow. X

Thats lovely xx

I was gonna do one over Christmas but obviously we were poorly. "

How about making it a post recovery celebration?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry to butt in but good evening from me ! Hope everyone is okay and enjoying the weekend as best as they can

Good evening and welcome to the nocturnal thread.

Have you had a good weekend so far?

Heya mate : ) yeah I’ve had a great weekend, just keeping myself too myself. Got my weights all done and lots of chilling on the sofa (probably why I can’t sleep now) how’s your weekend bud ?

I went out for a walk today then watched a bit of football this afternoon had dinner then like you just been chilling.

Go on then tell me who you are supporting "

I'm a West Ham fan....we have done much better than I expected this season.

How about you?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey everyone. Fleeting visit x

Good evening Mrs Rosie.....I hope you are well x

Thanks ash. One day I’ll pluck up the courage to actually chat in here lol x

We're a friendly, if not bonkers bunch

I'm not!

Bonkers or friendly? "

Depends what mood I'm in.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my lovelies!

How’re we this blustery evening?

I’m on night 1/7 nightshifts in a row because I’m the crazy nutter who agrees to shifts like this x

Good evening Kitty....good luck with the night shifts.

I will keep you company tonight

Ohh, promises promises kind sir

Is the kettle on? x

The kettle is on....what can I make for you?....x

A coffee please, strong with 2 sugars and milk. I’ll bring the biscuit tin! X

One strong coffee coming right up with 2 sugars and milk. What biscuits do you have?...x

Why didn't you say they were drinks on offer Ash?

There are always drinks available on the nocturnal thread

What can I get you?

Something Spanish. What do you propose?

How about a jug of sangria?

Mind reader. Very good !

Ohhh I might make a jug of Sangria tomorrow. X

Thats lovely xx

I was gonna do one over Christmas but obviously we were poorly.

How about making it a post recovery celebration? "

We are planning on doing that when we go back to London next week.

Thankfully my friend all though very fatigued is well now. X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How about making it a post recovery celebration?

We are planning on doing that when we go back to London next week.

Thankfully my friend all though very fatigued is well now. X"

Take your time then. And hope the journey isn't too stressful x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to butt in but good evening from me ! Hope everyone is okay and enjoying the weekend as best as they can

Good evening and welcome to the nocturnal thread.

Have you had a good weekend so far?

Heya mate : ) yeah I’ve had a great weekend, just keeping myself too myself. Got my weights all done and lots of chilling on the sofa (probably why I can’t sleep now) how’s your weekend bud ?

I went out for a walk today then watched a bit of football this afternoon had dinner then like you just been chilling.

Go on then tell me who you are supporting

I'm a West Ham fan....we have done much better than I expected this season.

How about you?"

Well being from Scotland I support Dundee United, but my English team is the hammers to my man, 1-0 against Burnley and sitting a comfortable 9th in the table. I think they have improved their game and quality of football massively and it’s a pleasure to watch..most of the time

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry to butt in but good evening from me ! Hope everyone is okay and enjoying the weekend as best as they can

Good evening and welcome to the nocturnal thread.

Have you had a good weekend so far?

Heya mate : ) yeah I’ve had a great weekend, just keeping myself too myself. Got my weights all done and lots of chilling on the sofa (probably why I can’t sleep now) how’s your weekend bud ?

I went out for a walk today then watched a bit of football this afternoon had dinner then like you just been chilling.

Go on then tell me who you are supporting

I'm a West Ham fan....we have done much better than I expected this season.

How about you?

Well being from Scotland I support Dundee United, but my English team is the hammers to my man, 1-0 against Burnley and sitting a comfortable 9th in the table. I think they have improved their game and quality of football massively and it’s a pleasure to watch..most of the time "

I hope Dundee Utd have a good season.

David Moyes has done very well again in his 2nd spell as the Hammers manager.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to butt in but good evening from me ! Hope everyone is okay and enjoying the weekend as best as they can

Good evening and welcome to the nocturnal thread.

Have you had a good weekend so far?

Heya mate : ) yeah I’ve had a great weekend, just keeping myself too myself. Got my weights all done and lots of chilling on the sofa (probably why I can’t sleep now) how’s your weekend bud ?

I went out for a walk today then watched a bit of football this afternoon had dinner then like you just been chilling.

Go on then tell me who you are supporting

I'm a West Ham fan....we have done much better than I expected this season.

How about you?

Well being from Scotland I support Dundee United, but my English team is the hammers to my man, 1-0 against Burnley and sitting a comfortable 9th in the table. I think they have improved their game and quality of football massively and it’s a pleasure to watch..most of the time

I hope Dundee Utd have a good season.

David Moyes has done very well again in his 2nd spell as the Hammers manager."

Yeah they are doing not to bad mate, mid table sitting at 6th. And yeah I’m happy with moyes and got a good few young players too

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 
 

By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm off to get my beauty sleep now.

Thanks to everyone who stopped by to say hello this evening and stay safe.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
back to top