FabSwingers.com forum: Jaffa cakes

By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh its a given to snaffler the whole twin pack!

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Oh its a given to snaffler the whole twin pack!

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.We have a triple pack.....I'm having to find willpower.

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?"

You gotta eat the whole pack..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The full moon never lasts long

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Cranberry ones are lush

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I never say no....why deny yourself the pleasure

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse

Did anyone else say that when they are them lol

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

*ate

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?"

I can just inhale a whole packet.

Cal

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I never say no....why deny yourself the pleasure

My nephew told me they were " the snack of atheles' thsts all the excuse I need haha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I sawvthise yard long ones before Xmas.

Couldn't trust myself with one of those

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Athletes...gonna clean my bloody glasses

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"The full moon never lasts long

Very true

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I sawvthise yard long ones before Xmas.

Couldn't trust myself with one of those

Me too

definitely not

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?

You gotta eat the whole pack.. "

It's looking likely

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Cranberry ones are lush

Ohhhh haven't seen those

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?"

Guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance just one haha! A full pack is soooo easy just like lotus biscuits with a cuppa!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Anyone want mine

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Cranberry ones are lush

Ohhhh haven't seen those "

Home bargains... a packet fell in to my essential shopping basket today

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"I never say no....why deny yourself the pleasure

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're right, hence the reason why I've haven't bought any for years.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

If you don’t eat them all in one go they get hard and crunchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse

Did anyone else say that when they are them lol "

I do

whilst scoffing the entire pack!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Anyone want mine

Ya big tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My willpower is great when my kids backs are turned and its a case of just stealing one.

If they are mine though, i have no willpower at all

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse

Did anyone else say that when they are them lol "

Nope. Mine don't last long enough for me to get any words spoken whilst scoffing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse

Did anyone else say that when they are them lol "

I cut out the middle man

Straight to total eclipse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm I love Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They just melt

I have a box of passion fruit ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that jaffas are only made with plain chocolate

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Anyone want mine

Ya big tease

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Did you know that jaffas are only made with plain chocolate"

That's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that jaffas are only made with plain chocolate

That's ok

That makes them practically healthy in my opinion x

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?

I can just inhale a whole packet.

Cal"

They are irresistible

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"I never say no....why deny yourself the pleasure

My nephew told me they were " the snack of atheles' thsts all the excuse I need haha "

That's a good enough excuse for me

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Jaffa cakes are simply elite

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"I sawvthise yard long ones before Xmas.

Couldn't trust myself with one of those

Don't think it would last long in our house

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?

Guilty as charged "

I shall decide on your punishment

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"No chance just one haha! A full pack is soooo easy just like lotus biscuits with a cuppa! "

Ohhhhh man,love those biscuits too with a cup of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cranberry ones are lush

Ohhhh haven't seen those "

I like the cherry ones they do in Lidl best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that jaffas are only made with plain chocolate

That's ok

That makes them practically healthy in my opinion x"

Of course - eat the whole pack and that will do for your fruit and veg score for about a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?"

OP, you can buy a jaffa cake CAKE in Tesco...then you'd only be eating one if you ate it all. Simples! Lol. Mrs x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Eating 1 would be nice. They just disappear in this house

J x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

A pack is a serving is it not?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Ive got 2 boxes of twin packs that I bought earlier today, That I havent opened them as of yet

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I finished off a packet earlier

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A pack is a serving is it not? "

Yes . Yes

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

It’s like 3 of your five a day

and the pineapple ones are so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impossible to eat 1 when they're in the bin where they belong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pack is a serving is it not? "

I believe so ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It’s like 3 of your five a day

and the pineapple ones are so good

Funny you should say that

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Impossible to eat 1 when they're in the bin where they belong

Really? Are you feeling ok? Do you need a doctor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Impossible to eat 1 when they're in the bin where they belong

Really? Are you feeling ok? Do you need a doctor? "

I am completely sound of mind... I think

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse

Did anyone else say that when they are them lol

Nope. Mine don't last long enough for me to get any words spoken whilst scoffing them

Haha they did make them just the right size..unless they had made them bigger lol

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Had 1 this morning but soon escalated to many more

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By *shley01Man
over a year ago

london

I just literally opened a triple pack, that’s 30 cakes!!! I think I’ll be having a sugar rush in the next hour! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snack packs aren’t much help either ... if you’ve eaten 3 you’re already past the point of no return

... and there’s 6x3 in them snack boxes. Oh god.

*whispers to self ... they really weren’t for the kids packed lunches I promise

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I know what you mean, one pack is never enough.

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"I just literally opened a triple pack, that’s 30 cakes!!! I think I’ll be having a sugar rush in the next hour! ??"

it's only 3 lots of 10. Does that make it sound better? (

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jaffa cakes will always remind me of a lovely friend of ours. Because she knew I liked them she bought me 2 different flavour packets.

And a matching outfit to hers for me to wear.

Happy days.

Jo.Xx

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?"

keep them, they arent a cake or a biscuit either.

no matter what the tax man says

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By *shley01Man
over a year ago

london

"I just literally opened a triple pack, that’s 30 cakes!!! I think I’ll be having a sugar rush in the next hour! ??

it's only 3 lots of 10. Does that make it sound better? (

It does actually

I’m about 15 cakes in now and I still feel I have at least another 10 in me so I might as well just polish off the packet, makes sense right?

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"I just literally opened a triple pack, that’s 30 cakes!!! I think I’ll be having a sugar rush in the next hour! ??

it's only 3 lots of 10. Does that make it sound better? (

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It does actually

I’m about 15 cakes in now and I still feel I have at least another 10 in me so I might as well just polish off the packet, makes sense right?

Absolutely. Go for it

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By *shley01Man
over a year ago

london

"I just literally opened a triple pack, that’s 30 cakes!!! I think I’ll be having a sugar rush in the next hour! ??

it's only 3 lots of 10. Does that make it sound better? (

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It does actually

I’m about 15 cakes in now and I still feel I have at least another 10 in me so I might as well just polish off the packet, makes sense right?

Absolutely. Go for it

I did! Oops! I’m blaming you, you made me do it, you cheeky devil

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?"

I think they dissolve at room temperature. Quite often I've left ST with a pack and come back and they're gone.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?

I think they dissolve at room temperature. Quite often I've left ST with a pack and come back and they're gone.

did you also get

it wasnt me

as it was something else comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the triple pack when they are on special offer

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My willpower to only eat one is quite high

But so is my bloody mindedness to say I am eating the whole packet because I want to

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Even worse if they are peach ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they come in packets of more than one. The whole packet must be eaten in one sitting. It's a law...

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

My will power to only eat one is high. Because I will get him to eat the rest of the packet so I cannot

Alice x

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"I just literally opened a triple pack, that’s 30 cakes!!! I think I’ll be having a sugar rush in the next hour! ??

it's only 3 lots of 10. Does that make it sound better? (

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It does actually

I’m about 15 cakes in now and I still feel I have at least another 10 in me so I might as well just polish off the packet, makes sense right?

Absolutely. Go for it

I did! Oops! I’m blaming you, you made me do it, you cheeky devil

It could of been so much worse

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?

I think they dissolve at room temperature. Quite often I've left ST with a pack and come back and they're gone.

OMG, fancy that. It can happen in our house too.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Got to eat them two at a time, chocolate sides squashed together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just opened a packet ate one and put the rest back in the cupboard for another day. It can be done people.

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Got to eat them two at a time, chocolate sides squashed together!"

Now that I have never done

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

I always used to try get the cake off the jaffa and chocolate in one bit on the mini ones. Was amazing how easy it could be.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Why is is impossible to only eat just one?

How is your willpower to say no to something you really want more of?"

It's not... as long as someone else has ate the rest and only left you one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I was not amused when they brought out the "lower calorie" pack - 10 cakes instead of 12.

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"I was not amused when they brought out the "lower calorie" pack - 10 cakes instead of 12.

It depends where you buy them. Our sainsburys always has bigger packs than tesco.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I was not amused when they brought out the "lower calorie" pack - 10 cakes instead of 12.

It depends where you buy them. Our sainsburys always has bigger packs than tesco. "

OK. I'm moving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just eaten 2 boxes of pineapple ones.

I served this with a side garnish of an entire Carrot Cake.

I cant be trusted to function as a normal human being on my own i just cant.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Cranberry ones are lush

Ohhhh haven't seen those "

I know... Sounds lush!

I've had the cherry and apricot ones from Lidl and they were so more-ish...

I love nibbling the edges (where the fruit jam doesn't quite get to the edges), then gobble the rest in a rather unlady like fashion...

Nom nom nom...

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Ive just eaten 2 boxes of pineapple ones."

Pineapple? Where do you get those?! I've never seen them?!

Men should eat those... I heard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just eaten 2 boxes of pineapple ones.

Pineapple? Where do you get those?! I've never seen them?!

Men should eat those... I heard..."

I think its a limited edition. I mainly spot them at local newsagents.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I have very little self discipline for things I want; I'll have them til I'm sated.

I once heard someone say, "If you enjoy it, go with it" - it's a good motto to live by

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm going for a full pack of 12 in a minute .

Only ever managed 10 so wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa Cakes do not live long near me. I will kill a twin pack with ease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going for a full pack of 12 in a minute .

Only ever managed 10 so wish me luck

How did it go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I have to do the whole packet too, then can’t see them for months until that craving sneaks in again

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

You have to eat the whole pack, it’s the law

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By *lanor the FairWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can easily eat a full pack

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can easily eat a full pack

I'm on 10 . 2 left and I'm struggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the pringles moto really should be for jaffa cakes

Once you pop you can't stop

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