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"If you can keep your erection when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can take disbelief and sarcasm when all forumites doubt you, But make allowance for their sense of humour too; If you can fuck and not be tired by fucking, Or being blocked, don’t deal in blocks, Or being fabbed, don’t give way to fabbing, And yet don’t look too close, nor talk too much rot: If you can wank—and not make wanking your master; If you can think (whilst wanking) —and direct your splurting aim; If you can meet with size-queens and those that yell “faster” And treat those two fabsters just the same; If you can bear to read the truth about your profile being written Twisted by the forum and told you break the rule, Or watch posts descend into chaos, or see tongues firmly bitten And cum and repeat without rubbing out your tool If you can make one heap of all your verifications And risk it on one pic in lingerie, And UNLOS and start again at blank, full of consternation And never breathe a word about sucking cock being gay If you can force your cock in anus, but say you are not bi To keep posting long after the initial point of thread is gone, And so hold on when the cum is ready to fly And scream to your meet: ‘Hold on!’ If you can talk with people in clubs with dubious virtue, Or fuck with queens and princesses — with golden pussy to touch, If neither deleted message or blocks can hurt you, If all men are competitors against you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving profile With sixty words worth of sexy fun, Yours is fab and everyone that’s on it, And—which is more—you’ll be a swinger my son!" An absolute masterpiece! Thankyou for sharing. Yesterday I was called a tart and a whore by a guy because I hadnt replied to his messages. I dont get offended because if they have to be rude before someone pays them attention, it shows how sad their life is. That particular comment just made me laugh...he calls me a tart and a whore...the very person he himself wanted to tart and whore with! Jeesh! | |||
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"If you can keep your erection when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can take disbelief and sarcasm when all forumites doubt you, But make allowance for their sense of humour too; If you can fuck and not be tired by fucking, Or being blocked, don’t deal in blocks, Or being fabbed, don’t give way to fabbing, And yet don’t look too close, nor talk too much rot: If you can wank—and not make wanking your master; If you can think (whilst wanking) —and direct your splurting aim; If you can meet with size-queens and those that yell “faster” And treat those two fabsters just the same; If you can bear to read the truth about your profile being written Twisted by the forum and told you break the rule, Or watch posts descend into chaos, or see tongues firmly bitten And cum and repeat without rubbing out your tool If you can make one heap of all your verifications And risk it on one pic in lingerie, And UNLOS and start again at blank, full of consternation And never breathe a word about sucking cock being gay If you can force your cock in anus, but say you are not bi To keep posting long after the initial point of thread is gone, And so hold on when the cum is ready to fly And scream to your meet: ‘Hold on!’ If you can talk with people in clubs with dubious virtue, Or fuck with queens and princesses — with golden pussy to touch, If neither deleted message or blocks can hurt you, If all men are competitors against you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving profile With sixty words worth of sexy fun, Yours is fab and everyone that’s on it, And—which is more—you’ll be a swinger my son! An absolute masterpiece! Thankyou for sharing. Yesterday I was called a tart and a whore by a guy because I hadnt replied to his messages. I dont get offended because if they have to be rude before someone pays them attention, it shows how sad their life is. That particular comment just made me laugh...he calls me a tart and a whore...the very person he himself wanted to tart and whore with! Jeesh!" the question stands lady | |||
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"If you can keep your erection when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can take disbelief and sarcasm when all forumites doubt you, But make allowance for their sense of humour too; If you can fuck and not be tired by fucking, Or being blocked, don’t deal in blocks, Or being fabbed, don’t give way to fabbing, And yet don’t look too close, nor talk too much rot: If you can wank—and not make wanking your master; If you can think (whilst wanking) —and direct your splurting aim; If you can meet with size-queens and those that yell “faster” And treat those two fabsters just the same; If you can bear to read the truth about your profile being written Twisted by the forum and told you break the rule, Or watch posts descend into chaos, or see tongues firmly bitten And cum and repeat without rubbing out your tool If you can make one heap of all your verifications And risk it on one pic in lingerie, And UNLOS and start again at blank, full of consternation And never breathe a word about sucking cock being gay If you can force your cock in anus, but say you are not bi To keep posting long after the initial point of thread is gone, And so hold on when the cum is ready to fly And scream to your meet: ‘Hold on!’ If you can talk with people in clubs with dubious virtue, Or fuck with queens and princesses — with golden pussy to touch, If neither deleted message or blocks can hurt you, If all men are competitors against you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving profile With sixty words worth of sexy fun, Yours is fab and everyone that’s on it, And—which is more—you’ll be a swinger my son! An absolute masterpiece! Thankyou for sharing. Yesterday I was called a tart and a whore by a guy because I hadnt replied to his messages. I dont get offended because if they have to be rude before someone pays them attention, it shows how sad their life is. That particular comment just made me laugh...he calls me a tart and a whore...the very person he himself wanted to tart and whore with! Jeesh! the question stands lady " Let me whisper the answer in your ear.... | |||
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