FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite chat up lines

By *iddylad87 OP Man
over a year ago

kidderminster

Lads wats ya go2 chat up?

Ladies what’s the best line you’ve heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile is amazing, can we meet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Have you got any Brummie in you?

Do you want some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be tired.

You've been running around my imagination all day... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pencil and paper out, please be truthful and say if they work.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you a spanner cause you really tighten my nuts

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

How u like ur eggs in the morn ..fertilised or un fertilised x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl asked me once in a bar what my go to chat up line was. I told her that when I looked at her I thought of washing machines. She asked why and and told her that when I looked at her I wanted to put my dirty load inside her.

Guys feel free to use this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another good line to say to a lady is "Your face reminds me of an outdoor bbq". When they ask why, reply, "because I'd like to slap my meat across your grill".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pencil and paper out, please be truthful and say if they work.

Obviously all b*ll*cks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw you through my binoculars

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

You remind me of a gurking in a macdonals burger,

I just wanna take you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was when I was 16 in high school, a guy turned to me with a nail in his hand and said "you wanna screw?" Lol I was too young to laugh at that I think haha

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