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Women, why do you ask us what we are thinking ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cause if we did tell you, you’d probably leave us, so we give you the answer’s we think you want to hear like, ‘Aren’t bluebells lovely in meadows in the spring!’

But what we were really thinking was ‘Why didn’t Fred Flintstone just walk, he was using his feet anyway, plus the weight of that car, what with them stone wheels, plus taking Barney must have been close to half a tonne!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex asked me what I was thinking, so I told her, hence she's my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we're not mind readers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we're not mind readers "

I knew you were going to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just think of it like asking us if your bum looks big in something. You never get the answer you want or it causes some other issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s because our minds in general are far more interesting than theirs.

Their minds are overwhelmingly dominated by the thoughts of their next shag and when they can plan a weekend away with the girls for a blow out again.

I couldn’t live without them but man they’re so boringly predictable.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I can honestly say I've never asked a man what he's thinking...any more than I'd ask a pebble or a goldfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can honestly say I've never asked a man what he's thinking...any more than I'd ask a pebble or a goldfish "

Can’t you just pretend for the thread, I need this one to go to 175, otherwise my ratings suffer ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am hoping that one day they actually answer truthfully. Rather than what she wants to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested."

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s because our minds in general are far more interesting than theirs.

Their minds are overwhelmingly dominated by the thoughts of their next shag and when they can plan a weekend away with the girls for a blow out again.

I couldn’t live without them but man they’re so boringly predictable."

Also, it really annoys them how we can reach a zen like state just by watching any sport, they will watch you, watching the sport and they think ‘How the fuck does he do that, I go to yoga and I don’t even come close to reaching that oneness!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are rated on the length of out threads???

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am a spy, no one knows, that’s how good I am.

Obviously.

No? Just me then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on when you ask surely...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested."

Strongly disagree, it’s usually when we are immersed in something, no conversation Is needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested."

Sorry, what did you say ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested.

Strongly disagree, it’s usually when we are immersed in something, no conversation Is needed."

We just like watching you lips move.

Same way dogs watch rotisserie chickens going round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what you're thinking. All I want is for you all to look pretty and bring me beer. Is that too much to ask?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't care what you're thinking. All I want is for you all to look pretty and bring me beer. Is that too much to ask?!"

What beer would the lady like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are rated on the length of out threads??? "

Yes cock length and thread length are standard Fab measurements. The OP will need the equivalent of a sky remote for this thread.

In all fairness to him he is gifted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't care what you're thinking. All I want is for you all to look pretty and bring me beer. Is that too much to ask?!"

And a foot spa ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ive been asked, its that little monent between conversation and things moving onto more. So have always taken it to mean "get your cock out will ya" and i refuse to believe it means anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested.

Strongly disagree, it’s usually when we are immersed in something, no conversation Is needed."

I'm sure you're right, dear. I just don't agree with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cause if we did tell you, you’d probably leave us, so we give you the answer’s we think you want to hear like, ‘Aren’t bluebells lovely in meadows in the spring!’

But what we were really thinking was ‘Why didn’t Fred Flintstone just walk, he was using his feet anyway, plus the weight of that car, what with them stone wheels, plus taking Barney must have been close to half a tonne! "

Ahahaha, this is the most accurate answer, no need for anymore.

" I wonder if i layer a different snare on that break and add a new pad to blend in behind my bassline and then side chain the vocal so it's not drowned out and comes through "

This is the kinda stuff we think about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of it like asking us if your bum looks big in something. You never get the answer you want or it causes some other issue "

I never ask that because it is big

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

My wife would ask me that same question almost every day. I always replied "nothing".

It was always a lie, that probably has a lot to do with why I'm single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I know this problem well. The trouble is I'm generally asked at one of those moments where I am genuinely not thinking owt. Is a talent frankly, which I think is much underappreciated, and has taken many years to perfect.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been asked more times by men what I’m thinking, than I have asked men.

I’ve never understood the reasoning behind asking the question really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested.

Strongly disagree, it’s usually when we are immersed in something, no conversation Is needed.

We just like watching you lips move.

Same way dogs watch rotisserie chickens going round."

I actually watch chickens go round rotisseries, I get hypn@tised, my eyes are like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested.

Strongly disagree, it’s usually when we are immersed in something, no conversation Is needed."

I ask when they are immersed balls deep in me.

They just do this face mumble something about Margaret Thatcher and run away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we're trying to make polite conversation. We're not really interested.

Strongly disagree, it’s usually when we are immersed in something, no conversation Is needed.

I ask when they are immersed balls deep in me.

They just do this face mumble something about Margaret Thatcher and run away. "

I'm erect now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex asked me what I was thinking, so I told her, hence she's my ex"

Snap lmao

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I know I wouldn't ask a woman that question ...

I have work the next morning

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I do it in the hope that they're thinking things that are as weird as the shit that goes on in my head...it makes me feel more normal if they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it in the hope that they're thinking things that are as weird as the shit that goes on in my head...it makes me feel more normal if they are "

I suspect if men and women knew all the weird shit that goes through each other’s heads the divorce rate would be about 97%.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I never ask that question, firstly if it’s anything interesting you would share it and secondly the type of people I gravitate to enjoy talking random rubbish openly

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"I do it in the hope that they're thinking things that are as weird as the shit that goes on in my head...it makes me feel more normal if they are

I suspect if men and women knew all the weird shit that goes through each other’s heads the divorce rate would be about 97%."

That might explain why I've never been married...I can't always keep the weird contained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it in the hope that they're thinking things that are as weird as the shit that goes on in my head...it makes me feel more normal if they are

I suspect if men and women knew all the weird shit that goes through each other’s heads the divorce rate would be about 97%.

That might explain why I've never been married...I can't always keep the weird contained "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't care what you're thinking. All I want is for you all to look pretty and bring me beer. Is that too much to ask?!"

Singlenotts realises Lanas phone is in the kitchen.

Singlenotts sends Lana a text

“Get me a beer too while you are there”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do it in the hope that they're thinking things that are as weird as the shit that goes on in my head...it makes me feel more normal if they are "

And who said the perfect woman doesn’t exi-

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Oh I know this problem well. The trouble is I'm generally asked at one of those moments where I am genuinely not thinking owt. Is a talent frankly, which I think is much underappreciated, and has taken many years to perfect.

J "

I find being at work helps..

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

If I told the truth about what I was thinking sometimes, I would be locked up

Mrs

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Men think? ... just joking

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"Men think? ... just joking "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Because then you might think I'm interested in you as a person and not just as a stunt cock and want to have sex with me. It works.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Honestly, because sometimes I wish that some of the men I've encountered spoke more openly. If you have a grumpy face I'll presume I've upset you and I want to fix it. If you have a smile on your face I'm hoping I'm the cause of it or you'll share in the joke. If you're all distant and quiet I'm worried you're not ok and I want to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it's usually one of three things;

Your hungry and can't decide on what to eat

You are tired

You are trying to work out the algebraic order of the stairs and trying to concentrate because you know algebra and I'm getting mardy because I'm overthinking about why you're not talking to me; I'm playing the scenario of a "it's not you, it's me conversation" and I'm ready to start crying. That's when you wonder what all the fuss is about, you did not think algebra was that dramatic;

Well that is my thoughts

You're just thinking about algebra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cause if we did tell you, you’d probably leave us, so we give you the answer’s we think you want to hear like, ‘Aren’t bluebells lovely in meadows in the spring!’

But what we were really thinking was ‘Why didn’t Fred Flintstone just walk, he was using his feet anyway, plus the weight of that car, what with them stone wheels, plus taking Barney must have been close to half a tonne! "

Crying laughing at this cuz I've asked Mr on previous occasions what he's thinking and he has told me just as random thoughts as this one. Too funny! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly? I don't give a fuck what you're thinking if you've no desire to say it aloud. Keep those thoughts to yourself.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I don’t think iv asked anyone that since I was a teenager I actually don’t wana know what you are thinking ffs

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