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"I keep one of my children in the loft. He's my least favourite. " I keep trying to get the Mrs up there but she's scared of heights and won't set foot on the ladder,I'm hoping once she up there I can shut the hatch and take ladders away. Any noises I hear I'll blame on mice | |||
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"My ice hockey kit, curtains and rug from when I redecorated my bedroom, a few bags of bits and bobs...... and a giant Tinkywinky and bags of children's books left by the previous tenants which I'm too afraid to touch " The giant Tinkywinky sounds nightmarish | |||
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"My ice hockey kit, curtains and rug from when I redecorated my bedroom, a few bags of bits and bobs...... and a giant Tinkywinky and bags of children's books left by the previous tenants which I'm too afraid to touch The giant Tinkywinky sounds nightmarish " It really is | |||
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"I keep one of my children in the loft. He's my least favourite. I keep trying to get the Mrs up there but she's scared of heights and won't set foot on the ladder,I'm hoping once she up there I can shut the hatch and take ladders away. Any noises I hear I'll blame on mice" We're on the same wavelength, you and I... | |||
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"My ice hockey kit, curtains and rug from when I redecorated my bedroom, a few bags of bits and bobs...... and a giant Tinkywinky and bags of children's books left by the previous tenants which I'm too afraid to touch The giant Tinkywinky sounds nightmarish It really is " Never ever go up there again. | |||
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"I keep one of my children in the loft. He's my least favourite. " Hahahahahahahaha omg this has made me laugh way too much! | |||
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"I keep one of my children in the loft. He's my least favourite. Hahahahahahahaha omg this has made me laugh way too much! " | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff." If that purple cunt wasn't lurking in the shadows up there the only thing that puts me off is the tiny hatch, like I barely fit through the hole and how itchy the insulation is when it gets on your skin. Oh, I'm also weary of falling through coz if the loft is anything like the rest of the house, it's been bodged and isn't to be trusted! | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff." The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat. My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners. | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff. The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat. My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners. " Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow? | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff. If that purple cunt wasn't lurking in the shadows up there the only thing that puts me off is the tiny hatch, like I barely fit through the hole and how itchy the insulation is when it gets on your skin. Oh, I'm also weary of falling through coz if the loft is anything like the rest of the house, it's been bodged and isn't to be trusted!" I'll Trump your tinkywinky( never thought that's a sentence I'd ever use) with a big gay Santa. Father in law got us a 4ft high what can only be described as gay Santa. Golden pink outfit holding some kind of wand and silver bells hanging off his wrists, hat is like pink sequins and gold piping. Mrs had to put him in the lounge, I swear he kept winking at me. He's now safely wrapped up in a black plastic bag in loft exactly where all creepy shit like that should be. Honestly he'd give Annabel a scare!! | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff. The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat. My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners. " Bats are cool! I'm quite envious you had one! I know someone who hoovered up a family of pipistrells when they discovered them in their loft. I was appalled. | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff. The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat. My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners. Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow? " I dare you. Go for it. | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff. The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat. My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners. Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow? I dare you. Go for it." I agree. Show us the tinkywinky. | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff. The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat. My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners. Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow? I dare you. Go for it. I agree. Show us the tinkywinky." I need to sneak into next doors garden and borrow their ladders. I'll need a little time | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff. The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat. My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners. Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow? I dare you. Go for it." Definitely do it | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff." You know the bog of eternal stench in Labyrinth? If one toe even touches it you stink forever? Well, my dad told me when I was little that the yellow stuff in the loft was like that - if it touched any part of your skin you'd itch for the rest of your life. I know now that he was exaggerating somewhat, but I'm traumatised! Plus, mine's didn't have a real floor, just beams. And beasties. And it was dark. And I don't like heights. Yup, defo scary! | |||
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff. You know the bog of eternal stench in Labyrinth? If one toe even touches it you stink forever? Well, my dad told me when I was little that the yellow stuff in the loft was like that - if it touched any part of your skin you'd itch for the rest of your life. I know now that he was exaggerating somewhat, but I'm traumatised! Plus, mine's didn't have a real floor, just beams. And beasties. And it was dark. And I don't like heights. Yup, defo scary!" I really want to watch Labyrinth now... | |||
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"Just got round to putting Dec's back up in loft. Yes I know lazy lazy awful procrastination. Buy whilst up there I realized how much junk we have just tons of crap. Think there's a good skip load maybe more " I have the body of a 25 year old, that is where it is | |||
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"Empty cardboard boxes in case we need to return electrical things like TVs, consoles etc and some squirrels " Who do you return squirrels to? | |||
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"My business accounts, a pile of stuff for a boot fair (one day...), DIY stuff I might need, and a full-size medical skeleton on a stand. Oh, and a de-act MG34. " Pm me! | |||
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"Empty cardboard boxes in case we need to return electrical things like TVs, consoles etc and some squirrels Who do you return squirrels to?" Pets at Home | |||
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"Squirrels nesting, can't be bothered to move them on just yet." | |||
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"In my old house my boiler was in the attic. 1200 suitcases, 10 boxes of Christmas decorations, 3 Christmas trees. Those nude playing cards you get in Greece on holiday (no? Just me then) and the biggest spiders had moved in and had set up base camp just at the top of the bloody ladder. You may not know this about me, but I hate spiders " 1200 suitcases? | |||
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"If anyone has old cb radios they no longer want message me... " Perhaps we can do loft swap shop | |||
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"I found a bag of cassettes one of them being a double album by Milli vanilli" Girl you know it's true Ooo oooo oooooo I love youuuuuu | |||
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"I found a bag of cassettes one of them being a double album by Milli vanilli Girl you know it's true Ooo oooo oooooo I love youuuuuu" I know right. If you want a laugh just YouTube one of "their" song's well lip synced performances, and check out how cheesy and crap they are. | |||
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"Thanks to the truly horrific sights in P P's loft, I'm now drinking early. Fucking horrific." It ain't fucking right is it? I'm gonna glue the hatch shut! | |||
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"I had to Google Tinky-Winky to make sure it wasn’t a sex toy " I'm uploading right now | |||
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"Just got round to putting Dec's back up in loft." We did the same today, well it was about time. Last january we just shoved them in the spare room so it's been two years since they went to the proper place! | |||
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"I had to Google Tinky-Winky to make sure it wasn’t a sex toy " Really! what about Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po, what do you think they are or a Noo-Noo | |||
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"Empty cardboard boxes in case we need to return electrical things like TVs, consoles etc and some squirrels Who do you return squirrels to?" I don’t know that’s why I keep them in the loft till I find out | |||
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"Empty cardboard boxes in case we need to return electrical things like TVs, consoles etc and some squirrels Who do you return squirrels to? Pets at Home " Wish I had known sooner | |||
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