FabSwingers.com forum: Crumpets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been dreaming about hot toasted crumpets, slathered in butter, so it runs over your fingers and down your chin.... As pockets of steam escape as you bite into them and tear them apart with your teeth

How do you eat yours

Guess what I'm doing next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make me some too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant crumpets with salted butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been through a pack this week. Lockdown is making me mad for comfort food. I like them lightly crispy with honey and butter, and a hot mug of tea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue a stampede of crumpet jokes, circa 1978.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooofftt salted butter

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't like the buttery lips feeling but I do love a buttery crumpet on occasion.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Love them!

Hot and buttered with real salted butter .

All the yums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cue a stampede of crumpet jokes, circa 1978."

C'mon then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well toasted with loads of butter and peanut butter...yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve been through a pack this week. Lockdown is making me mad for comfort food. I like them lightly crispy with honey and butter, and a hot mug of tea x"

Oofftt that sounds posh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

You should do M&S adverts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of butter, marmite & mature cheddar cheese melted on top!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Now I'd have agreed whole heartedly with you that this was the only way to have your crumpets but.....

Toasted crumpets, slathered in Philadelphia then topped with a perfectly cooked and gooey runny poached egg then drizzled with HP brown sauce.

They give you a warm cosy feeling in your belly, you HAVE to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I love crumpets,lashings of butter with just a smattering of marmite for that little savoury flourish.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

With melted Cheddar and beans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about chocolatey spread melting and oozing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly cant tell if I'm hungry or horny...

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Absolutely pissing with butter, so it dribbles down my chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should do M&S adverts! "

Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of butter, marmite & mature cheddar cheese melted on top!

Oooh even better than my offering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

ROLF, does that work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely pissing with butter, so it dribbles down my chin. "

Front of the queue

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

They are nice buttered and sprinkled with sea salt.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You should do M&S adverts!

Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice

Jesus, I think I just pissed the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

ROLF, does that work! "

Who's rolf?

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

On a diet but would love them right now myself

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

Just how big are the mice where you are!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

ROLF, does that work! "

Nooo

, but I make the crumpet and deliver it, it’s my cunning plan mwah ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well done with lots of butter, not margarine, butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

Just how big are the mice where you are!!!! "

Are you saying I have a big gob

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You should do M&S adverts!

Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice

Omg just imagined that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of butter, marmite & mature cheddar cheese melted on top!

Absolutely this or maybe Camembert/Dolcelatte

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should do M&S adverts!

Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice

Omg just imagined that

Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You should do M&S adverts!

Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice

Omg just imagined that

Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices

That would be a fun challenge, though I have the least seductive voice ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

Just how big are the mice where you are!!!!

Are you saying I have a big gob

Great arse

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

Just how big are the mice where you are!!!!

Are you saying I have a big gob

I'm saying its highly likely yours is bigger than a mouse's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about jam? Runny cherry dripping off the edge and licking it with your tongue

Omg crumpets are FILTHY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

This

Although replace 'mouse' with 'husband'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

Just how big are the mice where you are!!!!

Are you saying I have a big gob

I'm saying its highly likely yours is bigger than a mouse's

Good save

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse

This

Although replace 'mouse' with 'husband'

Haha! Not just me, don’t have a husband though

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I had crumpets for my breakfast, with lots of proper butter, and yes it dribbled all over. I thoroughly enjoyed them.

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You should do M&S adverts!

Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice

Omg just imagined that

Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices

Yes! I'm so in for this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should do M&S adverts!

Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice

Omg just imagined that

Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices

Yes! I'm so in for this.

I'm so turned on right now LMAO

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You should do M&S adverts!

Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice

Omg just imagined that

Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices

Yes! I'm so in for this.

I'm so turned on right now LMAO"

Wait until you hear me describe the pure, tantalising pleasure of crumpet loaf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should do M&S adverts!

Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice

Omg just imagined that

Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices

Yes! I'm so in for this.

I'm so turned on right now LMAO

Wait until you hear me describe the pure, tantalising pleasure of crumpet loaf.

I'm gonna be be like Sally met harry... Yes, Yes, YES!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of butter, marmite & mature cheddar cheese melted on top!

Yes that’s how I like them too. My dog prefers cheese on top without the marmite so I have to do one for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of butter, marmite & mature cheddar cheese melted on top!

Yes that’s how I like them too. My dog prefers cheese on top without the marmite so I have to do one for her."

My dog used to loved cheese, can’t say I ever specifically made him a crumpet though.

You have one lucky dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drizzle of Greek honey lifts them up..

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By *igga99Man
over a year ago

Prudhoe

Had some earlier loads of lurpak lush

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

Oh god. Now I’ve read that I’m going to have to get dressed and go get crumpets...

I bloody love a hot buttery crumpet.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Been dreaming about hot toasted crumpets, slathered in butter, so it runs over your fingers and down your chin.... As pockets of steam escape as you bite into them and tear them apart with your teeth

How do you eat yours

Guess what I'm doing next

That's the first time I got an erection from reading about somebody snacking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What with this and the gym thread, I feel so conflicted.

I can't even go out for crumpets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I saw the title of this thread i knew it was you without even looking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you eat yours

Guess what I'm doing next

That's the first time I got an erection from reading about somebody snacking. "

glad to be of service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As soon as I saw the title of this thread i knew it was you without even looking.

I've been waiting for you... Don't let Ash see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What with this and the gym thread, I feel so conflicted.

I can't even go out for crumpets. "

The conflict is real... I'm 4 down already.. I'm so greasy + dirty i might need to go and shower again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As soon as I saw the title of this thread i knew it was you without even looking.

I've been waiting for you... Don't let Ash see it

I had some this morning with peanut butter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As soon as I saw the title of this thread i knew it was you without even looking.

I've been waiting for you... Don't let Ash see it

I had some this morning with peanut butter.

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