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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Evening Jim

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Boom boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boom boom boom! "

Whoop whoop _eli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tank fly, boss walk, jam nitty gritty.

You're reading a post from the perve Cindi.

Get ya cocks out, gets ya cocks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boom boom boom! "

I messed up again!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Boom boom boom!

Whoop whoop _eli. "

Yay thanks Lorna! I'm unreasonably proud of myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jim how are ya son ?

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boom boom boom!

Whoop whoop _eli.

Yay thanks Lorna! I'm unreasonably proud of myself. "

As you should be.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey hey, we're the nocturnallers. And people say we nocturnal around. Meli, you're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/01/21 22:24:27]"

Cindi, give us a rainbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boom boom boom! "

Did you punch the air and click your heels in victory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim and co

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso You little devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boom Boom Boom a let me hear you say weeeyooo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey hey, we're the nocturnallers. And people say we nocturnal around. Meli, you're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface"

Yaaay! My ¹stface is so happy and smug right now it's actually sickening. I will say, Cindi deserves it more than me because she's come up with a cool little ditty and mine is a shoddy hey.

Hey nocturnalers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boom boom boom! "

Let me hear you say wayo.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's good to read you

How's the mean old streets of Shrewsbury? It's been a jolly busy day here at Kinky Castle

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Boom boom boom!

Did you punch the air and click your heels in victory?"

I air punched so hard! Even made the fiance give me a high five as he watches The Last Leg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tank fly, boss walk, jam nitty gritty.

You're reading a post from the perve Cindi.

Get ya cocks out, gets ya cocks out

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. Shall I get my cock out?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

How is it hanging this evening Jim? I trust your purple blanket is to hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tank fly, boss walk, jam nitty gritty.

You're reading a post from the perve Cindi.

Get ya cocks out, gets ya cocks out

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. Shall I get my cock out?"

Well it is the weekend after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to get a Cola. If you'd like to copy my status update, and help get more people here. That would be awesome. The more the merrier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim how are ya son ?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Dan D . I'm not too bad. How the hell are youuuuuuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Joe. Tell me, what do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim how are ya son ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Dan D . I'm not too bad. How the hell are youuuuuuuuuuuu?"

I’m very well mate thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fabio. You've got to love a bit of Dolly. I'd like a Dolly fact when you return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim. Evening thread. Pretty excited about that Dolly doc Fabio...

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Jim and everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and co "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. How did you know the name of my dance troupe? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"boom Boom Boom a let me hear you say weeeyooo"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Paulo. Great minds think alike. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going to get a Cola. If you'd like to copy my status update, and help get more people here. That would be awesome. The more the merrier. "

Opening up all bets for how long before Jim needs a sit down wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jim and friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey hey, we're the nocturnallers. And people say we nocturnal around. Meli, you're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface

Yaaay! My ¹stface is so happy and smug right now it's actually sickening. I will say, Cindi deserves it more than me because she's come up with a cool little ditty and mine is a shoddy hey.

Hey nocturnalers! "

Enjoy your victory. Cindi had her chance. She blew it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Jam hot' what 80's group was Mr Norman Cook from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's good to read you

How's the mean old streets of Shrewsbury? It's been a jolly busy day here at Kinky Castle "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's good to read you too.

I don't know how Shrewsbury has been today. I've been indoors all day. I'm a good boy I am. What was the busiest thing you did today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to get a Cola. If you'd like to copy my status update, and help get more people here. That would be awesome. The more the merrier.

Opening up all bets for how long before Jim needs a sit down wee "

Bagsy 23.37

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

How is it hanging this evening Jim? I trust your purple blanket is to hand?

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, CC. Oh, you know me. It's definitely a purple blanket evening. How are you tonight, are feeling alright?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"'Jam hot' what 80's group was Mr Norman Cook from?"

https://g.co/kgs/eCbPBn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tank fly, boss walk, jam nitty gritty.

You're reading a post from the perve Cindi.

Get ya cocks out, gets ya cocks out

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. Shall I get my cock out?

Well it is the weekend after all

"

It is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and co

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. How did you know the name of my dance troupe? Smileyface"

Because when you said to me "Nell, my Apple Blossom, I have a dream of becoming the leader of a dance troupe. I have 5 other lithe and slender Brett Anderson lookalikes and we've choreographed some sweet moves, but I just can't think of a name!" I replied "Jim and Co is clearly the perfect name. You are the main man and they are there in the background to make you look good!" And you said "Nell, you are a genius! I'm truly sorry for not yet posting you some jelly babies or knitting you a scarf". Then you cried and felt bad.

And that is the story of how I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cindi made me do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim how are ya son ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Dan D . I'm not too bad. How the hell are youuuuuuuuuuuu?

I’m very well mate thanks "

Excellent news. Dan D have we spoken before?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's good to read you

How's the mean old streets of Shrewsbury? It's been a jolly busy day here at Kinky Castle

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's good to read you too.

I don't know how Shrewsbury has been today. I've been indoors all day. I'm a good boy I am. What was the busiest thing you did today?"

Ummmmmmm more broadcasting, lots of solving problems, sorted the teacher timetables out, created my lessons for next week. Had a fish finger sandwich for lunch

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going to get a Cola. If you'd like to copy my status update, and help get more people here. That would be awesome. The more the merrier.

Opening up all bets for how long before Jim needs a sit down wee

Bagsy 23.37 "

I think that's a generous effort. I'm going for 23:09

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening thread. Pretty excited about that Dolly doc Fabio..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. I want a copy of Playboy from the month I was born. Dolly Parton is on the cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to get a Cola. If you'd like to copy my status update, and help get more people here. That would be awesome. The more the merrier.

Opening up all bets for how long before Jim needs a sit down wee

Bagsy 23.37

I think that's a generous effort. I'm going for 23:09"

23:44

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone.

"

Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. How are you doing, brother?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim and everyone.

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Hello Ash. What was 10 the answer to?

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

I remember in the olden days when my Mom used to write Salop as part of our address Alright Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and friends"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Can you touch your toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi made me do it."

Psychedelic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and co

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. How did you know the name of my dance troupe? Smileyface

Because when you said to me "Nell, my Apple Blossom, I have a dream of becoming the leader of a dance troupe. I have 5 other lithe and slender Brett Anderson lookalikes and we've choreographed some sweet moves, but I just can't think of a name!" I replied "Jim and Co is clearly the perfect name. You are the main man and they are there in the background to make you look good!" And you said "Nell, you are a genius! I'm truly sorry for not yet posting you some jelly babies or knitting you a scarf". Then you cried and felt bad.

And that is the story of how I know."

It's all come back to me now. I remember now. Watch out for Jim and Co on The One Show next Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Jam hot' what 80's group was Mr Norman Cook from?"

The Pizza Men.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Evening all nocturnalers!


"Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good! "

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's good to read you

How's the mean old streets of Shrewsbury? It's been a jolly busy day here at Kinky Castle

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's good to read you too.

I don't know how Shrewsbury has been today. I've been indoors all day. I'm a good boy I am. What was the busiest thing you did today?

Ummmmmmm more broadcasting, lots of solving problems, sorted the teacher timetables out, created my lessons for next week. Had a fish finger sandwich for lunch "

Nice lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and co

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. How did you know the name of my dance troupe? Smileyface

Because when you said to me "Nell, my Apple Blossom, I have a dream of becoming the leader of a dance troupe. I have 5 other lithe and slender Brett Anderson lookalikes and we've choreographed some sweet moves, but I just can't think of a name!" I replied "Jim and Co is clearly the perfect name. You are the main man and they are there in the background to make you look good!" And you said "Nell, you are a genius! I'm truly sorry for not yet posting you some jelly babies or knitting you a scarf". Then you cried and felt bad.

And that is the story of how I know.

It's all come back to me now. I remember now. Watch out for Jim and Co on The One Show next Thursday."

I will, with a profound sense of pride and a swelling heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember in the olden days when my Mom used to write Salop as part of our address Alright Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. How nice to see you. You really are an olden Salopian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, hope you are well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and friends

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Can you touch your toes? "

Surprisingly, yes

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

Hello!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cindi made me do it.

Psychedelic "

Groovy baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job. "

What cruel and unusual folk

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job. "

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

How is it hanging this evening Jim? I trust your purple blanket is to hand?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, CC. Oh, you know me. It's definitely a purple blanket evening. How are you tonight, are feeling alright?"

We are absolutely marvellous this evening thanks for asking. We are enjoying a glass of Pinot noir and a Ryan Reynolds film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone.

Hello Ash. What was 10 the answer to? "

On a scale of 1-10, 10 being dead stinky. How smelly is Meli? Isn't he awful. I'd never say anything like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. Your story is heartbreaking.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

What cruel and unusual folk"

They were certainly unusual, I think most of them had 6 toes per foot...

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser "

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and co

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. How did you know the name of my dance troupe? Smileyface

Because when you said to me "Nell, my Apple Blossom, I have a dream of becoming the leader of a dance troupe. I have 5 other lithe and slender Brett Anderson lookalikes and we've choreographed some sweet moves, but I just can't think of a name!" I replied "Jim and Co is clearly the perfect name. You are the main man and they are there in the background to make you look good!" And you said "Nell, you are a genius! I'm truly sorry for not yet posting you some jelly babies or knitting you a scarf". Then you cried and felt bad.

And that is the story of how I know.

It's all come back to me now. I remember now. Watch out for Jim and Co on The One Show next Thursday.

I will, with a profound sense of pride and a swelling heart."

I'll be dancing just for you like a man that didn't post any sweeties.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. Your story is heartbreaking."

I know, it's being developed into a movie on the Hallmark Channel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hope you are well "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. I'm getting weller all the time. How the flip are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and friends

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Can you touch your toes?

Surprisingly, yes "

Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi made me do it.

Psychedelic

Groovy baby."

You'd give Austin Powers a run for his money, that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Psylocke. Happy Friday. How are things east side?

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hi all hope youre all well!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it! "

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and co

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. How did you know the name of my dance troupe? Smileyface

Because when you said to me "Nell, my Apple Blossom, I have a dream of becoming the leader of a dance troupe. I have 5 other lithe and slender Brett Anderson lookalikes and we've choreographed some sweet moves, but I just can't think of a name!" I replied "Jim and Co is clearly the perfect name. You are the main man and they are there in the background to make you look good!" And you said "Nell, you are a genius! I'm truly sorry for not yet posting you some jelly babies or knitting you a scarf". Then you cried and felt bad.

And that is the story of how I know.

It's all come back to me now. I remember now. Watch out for Jim and Co on The One Show next Thursday.

I will, with a profound sense of pride and a swelling heart.

I'll be dancing just for you like a man that didn't post any sweeties."

So long as you have "I Nell Gwyn" written on your bare chest for the performance I'll overlook the sweeties fail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!!

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over a year ago


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!! "

*wave wave wave*

Hi LBC

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

How is it hanging this evening Jim? I trust your purple blanket is to hand?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, CC. Oh, you know me. It's definitely a purple blanket evening. How are you tonight, are feeling alright?

We are absolutely marvellous this evening thanks for asking. We are enjoying a glass of Pinot noir and a Ryan Reynolds film. "

Man alive I like marvellous. Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World "

Haha, Gullivers isn't quite the same but I'm sure would be a good laugh!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World "

I want to go to Dollywood too. Should we arrange a nocturnal thread Dollywood social?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi made me do it.

Psychedelic

Groovy baby.

You'd give Austin Powers a run for his money, that's for sure"

Good evening All xxx

“Groovy” always makes me think about Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman ... him saying the strawberries bring out the taste of the champagne and she does a face and says groovy ... yup full of useless film references here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. Your story is heartbreaking.

I know, it's being developed into a movie on the Hallmark Channel."

You didn't make it Dollywood. And I won't watch that film. But, my mum will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!!

*wave wave wave*

Hi LBC "

Hello lovely! I hope you've had a nice evening listening to sensual moosic Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World

I want to go to Dollywood too. Should we arrange a nocturnal thread Dollywood social? "

Let's all go to Dollywood! I bet Jim's up for it.

Scouser - are you coming too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan."

Ryan Gosling fans might come after you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!! "

Which bit of you are you waving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!!

*wave wave wave*

Hi LBC

Hello lovely! I hope you've had a nice evening listening to sensual moosic Xx"

Thanks for that G. Michael song. I feel very relaxed and tranquil in fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!! "

Hello. I just wanted to congratulate you on your profile pic

Wish my boobs did that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cindi made me do it.

Psychedelic

Groovy baby.

You'd give Austin Powers a run for his money, that's for sure"

I don't know about that. I've not used my psychedelic penis photo as a profile photo before. I like it.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan."

Meg Ryan

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World

I want to go to Dollywood too. Should we arrange a nocturnal thread Dollywood social?

Let's all go to Dollywood! I bet Jim's up for it.

Scouser - are you coming too? "

Just let me grab my wig and I'm there!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I was wrong on Sit Down Wee Sweepstakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

Meg Ryan"

Ryan Gosling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!! "

Lemon! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you and your big booty.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

Ryan Gosling fans might come after you. "

Ryan Reynolds vs Ryan Gosling ... who's best

*thinks very hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all hope youre all well! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TrailMan. I hope that you're weller than Paul Weller, fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!!

Which bit of you are you waving? "

My boobies and fanny flaps wave about when I say hello too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World "

Is that a pie factory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

Meg Ryan

Ryan Gosling"

Ryan Stone Cowboy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

Meg Ryan

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Stone Cowboy?"

Instant earworm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!!

Hello. I just wanted to congratulate you on your profile pic

Wish my boobs did that! "

Hello!!

Well, my knitted top was helping to hold my bad boys in place as soon as I take it off they plop right down!! But thank you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and co

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. How did you know the name of my dance troupe? Smileyface

Because when you said to me "Nell, my Apple Blossom, I have a dream of becoming the leader of a dance troupe. I have 5 other lithe and slender Brett Anderson lookalikes and we've choreographed some sweet moves, but I just can't think of a name!" I replied "Jim and Co is clearly the perfect name. You are the main man and they are there in the background to make you look good!" And you said "Nell, you are a genius! I'm truly sorry for not yet posting you some jelly babies or knitting you a scarf". Then you cried and felt bad.

And that is the story of how I know.

It's all come back to me now. I remember now. Watch out for Jim and Co on The One Show next Thursday.

I will, with a profound sense of pride and a swelling heart.

I'll be dancing just for you like a man that didn't post any sweeties.

So long as you have "I Nell Gwyn" written on your bare chest for the performance I'll overlook the sweeties fail."

You've got it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!!

Lemon! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you and your big booty."

Aye aye captain I have the booty!!

How are you Jimbo? I hope babestation is as good as ever and you've got some late night milkshake or coca cola!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World

I want to go to Dollywood too. Should we arrange a nocturnal thread Dollywood social? "

That's the best idea I've ever read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi made me do it.

Psychedelic

Groovy baby.

You'd give Austin Powers a run for his money, that's for sure

I don't know about that. I've not used my psychedelic penis photo as a profile photo before. I like it."

I like it also.

10/10

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cindi made me do it.

Psychedelic

Groovy baby.

You'd give Austin Powers a run for his money, that's for sure

Good evening All xxx

“Groovy” always makes me think about Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman ... him saying the strawberries bring out the taste of the champagne and she does a face and says groovy ... yup full of useless film references here lol "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Temptation. I'll give you groovy. I'll have to re-watch that film. Hey, we love facts on the nocturnal thread. Can't get enough. Smileyface

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

Meg Ryan

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Stone Cowboy?"

I will never be able to hear that song again without thinking of that

I was going to go with Ryan Murphy.

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I remember in the olden days when my Mom used to write Salop as part of our address Alright Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. How nice to see you. You really are an olden Salopian."
How. Very. Dare. You!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World

I want to go to Dollywood too. Should we arrange a nocturnal thread Dollywood social?

Let's all go to Dollywood! I bet Jim's up for it.

Scouser - are you coming too? "

You know me so, so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boom boom boom!

Whoop whoop _eli.

Yay thanks Lorna! I'm unreasonably proud of myself. "

I’m curious. How proud, is ‘unreasonably’ proud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World

I want to go to Dollywood too. Should we arrange a nocturnal thread Dollywood social?

That's the best idea I've ever read."

Did you read earlier that the DJ in Tina Titz's local plays Dolly whenever she walks in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

Ryan Gosling fans might come after you. "

I forgot about Gosling! Oh, he's a good Ryan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

Meg Ryan

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Stone Cowboy?

I will never be able to hear that song again without thinking of that

I was going to go with Ryan Murphy. "

Then you won't thank me for telling you that every time I hear Nights in White Satin I sing Tights that I Shat In.

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By *enninemarkMan
over a year ago

huddersfield/manchester

Hello all you late nighters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

Meg Ryan"

I'm not accepting Meg. First name Ryans only. Meg Ryan can get stuffed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was wrong on Sit Down Wee Sweepstakes. "

Way too premature.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm gonna be Ryan like a lion in Zion. Ryan Zion lion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna be Ryan like a lion in Zion. Ryan Zion lion. "

Try saying that 5 times quickly whilst pissed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!!

Which bit of you are you waving?

My boobies and fanny flaps wave about when I say hello too!!

"

My tummy claps, Mr KC says I'm special

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World

I want to go to Dollywood too. Should we arrange a nocturnal thread Dollywood social?

Let's all go to Dollywood! I bet Jim's up for it.

Scouser - are you coming too?

You know me so, so well."

I know you're always up for it, Jim

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Jim

Hello!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody!!

I don't know how long I will last as I am a very tired woman but I wanted to give you all a wave!!

Lemon! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you and your big booty.

Aye aye captain I have the booty!!

How are you Jimbo? I hope babestation is as good as ever and you've got some late night milkshake or coca cola!! "

I'm good, thank you for asking. Babestation is good tonight. There's a young lady with a cheeky smile and her boobs out. Good episode. I'm going to get a second Cola right now. How are you? I don't have enough Lemon in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cindi made me do it.

Psychedelic

Groovy baby.

You'd give Austin Powers a run for his money, that's for sure

I don't know about that. I've not used my psychedelic penis photo as a profile photo before. I like it.

I like it also.

10/10"

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ryan Reynolds, possibly the best of all the Ryans. I can't think of a better Ryan.

Meg Ryan

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Stone Cowboy?

Instant earworm "

My favourite John Lennon solo song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember in the olden days when my Mom used to write Salop as part of our address Alright Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. How nice to see you. You really are an olden Salopian. How. Very. Dare. You! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Rosie. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World

I want to go to Dollywood too. Should we arrange a nocturnal thread Dollywood social?

That's the best idea I've ever read.

Did you read earlier that the DJ in Tina Titz's local plays Dolly whenever she walks in? "

I didn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all you late nighters!"

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pennie. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna be Ryan like a lion in Zion. Ryan Zion lion.

Try saying that 5 times quickly whilst pissed "

I will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim

Hello!

"

How are you, Samiss? How's Molly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all nocturnalers!

Be with you all in a bit.... I didn’t mean to watch anything tonight but I have been sucked into this Dolly Parton doc on bbc2... my god it is good!

A few years ago I was in Knoxville with work, only maybe 45 minutes away from Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. I really wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go with me. They were so mean, it's not surprising I left that job.

I'd have gone to Dollywood with you, Scouser

Next time I'm out that way I shall hold you to it!

Trying to decide if you mean out this way, or that way?! Closest thing we have to Dollywood is Gulliver's World

I want to go to Dollywood too. Should we arrange a nocturnal thread Dollywood social?

Let's all go to Dollywood! I bet Jim's up for it.

Scouser - are you coming too?

You know me so, so well.

I know you're always up for it, Jim "

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I've done everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've done everyone."

Were they satisfied and left totally spent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've done everyone.

Were they satisfied and left totally spent? "

With that cock and that much cola drink? I have faith in Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He believes in you Jim ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going for a sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He believes in you Jim ^"

Who doesn't Cindi? Who doesn't

You've even borrowed his up arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee."

Who said 11.37 was too far forward? Knew I should have bet later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He believes in you Jim ^

Who doesn't Cindi? Who doesn't

You've even borrowed his up arrow "

I've stolen it, destroyed the copyright and actively overuse it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He believes in you Jim ^

Who doesn't Cindi? Who doesn't

You've even borrowed his up arrow

I've stolen it, destroyed the copyright and actively overuse it "

Is nothing sacred anymore?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Jim

Hello!

How are you, Samiss? How's Molly?"

We're good, thank you Jim..Molly is fat and cuddly...must get her on a diet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going for a sit down wee."

Who guessed closest to ²minutes past midnight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He believes in you Jim ^

Who doesn't Cindi? Who doesn't

You've even borrowed his up arrow

I've stolen it, destroyed the copyright and actively overuse it

Is nothing sacred anymore?"

Just my ass

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over a year ago


"He believes in you Jim ^

Who doesn't Cindi? Who doesn't

You've even borrowed his up arrow

I've stolen it, destroyed the copyright and actively overuse it

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Just my ass "

Does it have National Trust recognition as an area of outstanding natural beauty?

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over a year ago

Did cindi beat me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've done everyone.

Were they satisfied and left totally spent? "

Ayyyy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Who said 11.37 was too far forward? Knew I should have bet later."

Closest time wins. Who was closest?

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over a year ago


"He believes in you Jim ^

Who doesn't Cindi? Who doesn't

You've even borrowed his up arrow

I've stolen it, destroyed the copyright and actively overuse it

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Just my ass

Does it have National Trust recognition as an area of outstanding natural beauty?"

Yes, and it even has its own website for people who have visited to leave reviews

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour and the streetlights are still on in Shrewsbury.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Who said 11.37 was too far forward? Knew I should have bet later.

Closest time wins. Who was closest?"

I think it might have been Moon Grey Cat, despite being some way off. I was woefully wrong - me of little faith

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over a year ago


"Did cindi beat me?"

Only just.

But that's cos I had a piece of coal ready to break the curse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did cindi beat me?"

Sounds like something she would do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim

Hello!

How are you, Samiss? How's Molly?

We're good, thank you Jim..Molly is fat and cuddly...must get her on a diet "

Haha. She is a chubster, but we love her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did cindi beat me?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Whatever you and Cindi get up to is your business.

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over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Who said 11.37 was too far forward? Knew I should have bet later.

Closest time wins. Who was closest?

I think it might have been Moon Grey Cat, despite being some way off. I was woefully wrong - me of little faith "

I wouldn't say Grey Cat was way off. I was holding on for about twenty minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Who said 11.37 was too far forward? Knew I should have bet later.

Closest time wins. Who was closest?

I think it might have been Moon Grey Cat, despite being some way off. I was woefully wrong - me of little faith

I wouldn't say Grey Cat was way off. I was holding on for about twenty minutes."

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna be Ryan like a lion in Zion. Ryan Zion lion.

Try saying that 5 times quickly whilst pissed "

I can’t even say it sober

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over a year ago


"I'm gonna be Ryan like a lion in Zion. Ryan Zion lion.

Try saying that 5 times quickly whilst pissed

I can’t even say it sober "

Jim is a tongue twister master

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over a year ago


"I'm gonna be Ryan like a lion in Zion. Ryan Zion lion.

Try saying that 5 times quickly whilst pissed

I can’t even say it sober

Jim is a tongue twister master "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Who said 11.37 was too far forward? Knew I should have bet later.

Closest time wins. Who was closest?

I think it might have been Moon Grey Cat, despite being some way off. I was woefully wrong - me of little faith

I wouldn't say Grey Cat was way off. I was holding on for about twenty minutes.

Hahahaha "

I don't like to leave my post during peak nocturnal hours.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Who said 11.37 was too far forward? Knew I should have bet later.

Closest time wins. Who was closest?

I think it might have been Moon Grey Cat, despite being some way off. I was woefully wrong - me of little faith

I wouldn't say Grey Cat was way off. I was holding on for about twenty minutes."

You little tinker, you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Who said 11.37 was too far forward? Knew I should have bet later.

Closest time wins. Who was closest?

I think it might have been Moon Grey Cat, despite being some way off. I was woefully wrong - me of little faith

I wouldn't say Grey Cat was way off. I was holding on for about twenty minutes.

You little tinker, you "

It's all fun and games on the nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna be Ryan like a lion in Zion. Ryan Zion lion.

Try saying that 5 times quickly whilst pissed

I can’t even say it sober

Jim is a tongue twister master

"

I wonder what other skills he possesses

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Who said 11.37 was too far forward? Knew I should have bet later.

Closest time wins. Who was closest?

I think it might have been Moon Grey Cat, despite being some way off. I was woefully wrong - me of little faith

I wouldn't say Grey Cat was way off. I was holding on for about twenty minutes.

You little tinker, you

It's all fun and games on the nocturnal thread."

That it most certainly did. A cynic would say you might have been prepared for wet trousers just to prove a point

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Jim

Hello!

How are you, Samiss? How's Molly?

We're good, thank you Jim..Molly is fat and cuddly...must get her on a diet

Haha. She is a chubster, but we love her."

Aaw....

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