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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just chatting to a friend and we're talking about annoying noises you can hear while on the phone. We've just realised we've been on the phone while hoovering, using a hairdryer and having conversations with our kids (although that's a given )

So what noises annoy you when you're on the phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the other person is eating it makes me feel stabby. Other than that I'm calm personified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime my ex wife rings me (we are good friends) she always has a conversation at the same time with whoever she is with.

It's infuriating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouth breathers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

People putting plates away. It echos like a mofo and gives me ear hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who sniff up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really as a gamer I have heard it all over the head set

Even cought someone watching porn thinking his mic was on mute lol

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By *urham 3 riversMan
over a year ago

Co. Durham

the other person walking around sorting papers while chatting to me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A friend of mine calls me when he's walking home from work through a park.

I have to try to hear him over the noise of children playing, birds tweeting and the wind blowing.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Idling car engines outside my flat on a nice quiet day. The Archers theme tune. Cutlery clanging when you put them in a drawer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People putting plates away. It echos like a mofo and gives me ear hurt "

I swept the floor the other day and my friend told me off, said it sounded like sandpaper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chatting to a friend and we're talking about annoying noises you can hear while on the phone. We've just realised we've been on the phone while hoovering, using a hairdryer and having conversations with our kids (although that's a given )

So what noises annoy you when you're on the phone? "

How were the hair clippers this time?

(wonders what she can use next)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just chatting to a friend and we're talking about annoying noises you can hear while on the phone. We've just realised we've been on the phone while hoovering, using a hairdryer and having conversations with our kids (although that's a given )

So what noises annoy you when you're on the phone?

How were the hair clippers this time?

(wonders what she can use next) "

Not too bad, I could still hear you over them

As for what you can use next, you really want my suggestions?

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By *tag and CelesteCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Eating, chewing, drinking... breathing. Just living in general I guess

The chewing / drinking loudly infuriates me both on and off the phone so much I contemplate murder. Misnophonia is a lovely thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chatting to a friend and we're talking about annoying noises you can hear while on the phone. We've just realised we've been on the phone while hoovering, using a hairdryer and having conversations with our kids (although that's a given )

So what noises annoy you when you're on the phone?

How were the hair clippers this time?

(wonders what she can use next)

Not too bad, I could still hear you over them

As for what you can use next, you really want my suggestions? "

Dam it I'm gonna get the drill out next time. I'm sure I need to put some shelves up.

Erm.... Dare I ask?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating, chewing, drinking... breathing. Just living in general I guess

The chewing / drinking loudly infuriates me both on and off the phone so much I contemplate murder. Misnophonia is a lovely thing."

You want to talk to dead people on the phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating, chewing, drinking... breathing. Just living in general I guess

The chewing / drinking loudly infuriates me both on and off the phone so much I contemplate murder. Misnophonia is a lovely thing."

Breathing that's a hard one to avoid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just chatting to a friend and we're talking about annoying noises you can hear while on the phone. We've just realised we've been on the phone while hoovering, using a hairdryer and having conversations with our kids (although that's a given )

So what noises annoy you when you're on the phone?

How were the hair clippers this time?

(wonders what she can use next)

Not too bad, I could still hear you over them

As for what you can use next, you really want my suggestions?

Dam it I'm gonna get the drill out next time. I'm sure I need to put some shelves up.

Erm.... Dare I ask?

"

Ask only if you can handle the answer...

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By *tag and CelesteCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Eating, chewing, drinking... breathing. Just living in general I guess

The chewing / drinking loudly infuriates me both on and off the phone so much I contemplate murder. Misnophonia is a lovely thing.

You want to talk to dead people on the phone? "

Probably be a bit more preferable, I hate talking on the phone. This topic has really made me seem like a right psycho now haha

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

when people answer the phone and put it on loudspeaker so their partner can hear and join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating, chewing, drinking... breathing. Just living in general I guess

The chewing / drinking loudly infuriates me both on and off the phone so much I contemplate murder. Misnophonia is a lovely thing.

You want to talk to dead people on the phone?

Probably be a bit more preferable, I hate talking on the phone. This topic has really made me seem like a right psycho now haha"

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By *tag and CelesteCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Eating, chewing, drinking... breathing. Just living in general I guess

The chewing / drinking loudly infuriates me both on and off the phone so much I contemplate murder. Misnophonia is a lovely thing.

Breathing that's a hard one to avoid "

Should have said breathing very loudly, like putting the mic up your nostril kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE being put on loudspeaker. With a passion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating, chewing, drinking... breathing. Just living in general I guess

The chewing / drinking loudly infuriates me both on and off the phone so much I contemplate murder. Misnophonia is a lovely thing.

Breathing that's a hard one to avoid

Should have said breathing very loudly, like putting the mic up your nostril kind of thing "

Or a guy rubbing the mic on his beard.... Grrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I HATE being put on loudspeaker. With a passion. "

Yes we know dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating, chewing, drinking... breathing. Just living in general I guess

The chewing / drinking loudly infuriates me both on and off the phone so much I contemplate murder. Misnophonia is a lovely thing.

Breathing that's a hard one to avoid

Should have said breathing very loudly, like putting the mic up your nostril kind of thing "

Oh yeah that is annoying or when they sound they are eating the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of piss hitting the toilet bowl and the toilet being flushed

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire


"Just chatting to a friend and we're talking about annoying noises you can hear while on the phone. We've just realised we've been on the phone while hoovering, using a hairdryer and having conversations with our kids (although that's a given )

So what noises annoy you when you're on the phone? "

While in bed and hubby is snoring next to me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean....farts.

People who think the phone mic wont pick it up.

Yes im talking to you Dad.

Also...if you are reading this Dad im really uncomfortable with this situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating, chewing, drinking... breathing. Just living in general I guess

The chewing / drinking loudly infuriates me both on and off the phone so much I contemplate murder. Misnophonia is a lovely thing.

You want to talk to dead people on the phone?

Probably be a bit more preferable, I hate talking on the phone. This topic has really made me seem like a right psycho now haha"

I'm the same and I'm completely insane - sooo yes you should get that looked at

I can't talk to anyone on the phone that is doing anything else that talking on the phone - breathing is allowed but in a normal fashion- no walking uphill or running ANNOYING.

I've definitely got Misophonia regardless of the phone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh dear. I had to eat my dinner on a Teams call last night. Should I write a note of apology to my colleague?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean....farts.

People who think the phone mic wont pick it up.

Yes im talking to you Dad.

Also...if you are reading this Dad im really uncomfortable with this situation.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Oh gwod .... Pwleese gwive it toe wee aby, wuv vwis gwag'

'What was that noise, oh nothing honey, just watching a film.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. I had to eat my dinner on a Teams call last night. Should I write a note of apology to my colleague?!"

And no one said anything to you

I would have put the phone down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doors slamming next door

Music next door

Breathing from next door

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh dear. I had to eat my dinner on a Teams call last night. Should I write a note of apology to my colleague?!

And no one said anything to you

I would have put the phone down "

I did warn my darling colleague that if he wanted me to stay to do 2hrs unpaid overtime to help him out, it'd have to be while I shovelled curry into my cake-hole. He consented; no kink shaming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear. I had to eat my dinner on a Teams call last night. Should I write a note of apology to my colleague?!

And no one said anything to you

I would have put the phone down "

I'm currently eating cookies while on the phone, I've not been hung up on yet

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"The sound of piss hitting the toilet bowl and the toilet being flushed "

I once had someone trying to talk dirty while clearly suffering some sort of gastrointestinal complaint. I hung up because it was knocking me sick, only for him to phone again 5 minutes later. All going well, then that same wet splatter and farting noises.

I know I have some kinks, but that's not one of them

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Just chatting to a friend and we're talking about annoying noises you can hear while on the phone. We've just realised we've been on the phone while hoovering, using a hairdryer and having conversations with our kids (although that's a given )

So what noises annoy you when you're on the phone? "

Lets see if someone else relates to this one.

Your chatting and all you can hear is someone tapping

The answer is they are replying on the phone by text or playing a game

Not interested in your phonecall as they are distant most of the time.

Daughter does this drives me nuts im well over 100 times putting phone down on her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coughing down the phone. Grinds every gear

I am a sod for doing the housework while on the phone though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sound of piss hitting the toilet bowl and the toilet being flushed "

I go to the toilet when I'm on the phone to people

Is it annoying?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"The sound of piss hitting the toilet bowl and the toilet being flushed

I go to the toilet when I'm on the phone to people

Is it annoying? "

Nope

Have you ever tried a trickerling tap in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/0cVlTeIATBs

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

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