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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make them silly please

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Make them silly please

Waxes legs using only molten Robin's Egg Blue crayola crayons.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Eats all their food with chopsticks, including soup

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Is a deaf mute who is incredibly bashful.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is a deaf mute who is incredibly bashful."

Like to wear rubber

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Owns the worlds largest collection of souvenir thimbles

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Only drinks decaf and attends church every Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead

Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead

Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread

That comment was meant for you but I was too slow

Flashes her bum in Fenwick's window as part of the Xmas display

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead

Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread

That comment was meant for you but I was too slow

Flashes her bum in Fenwick's window as part of the Xmas display "

Has a degree in taxidermy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead

Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread

That comment was meant for you but I was too slow

Flashes her bum in Fenwick's window as part of the Xmas display

Has a degree in taxidermy"

Likes to bathe in baked beans.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead

Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread

That comment was meant for you but I was too slow

Flashes her bum in Fenwick's window as part of the Xmas display

Has a degree in taxidermy

Likes to bathe in baked beans. "

Got lost potholing deep inside Janice Dickinsons arse and had to be rescued by Derek Acorah

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed"

Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Takes her aggression out on other cars driving a monster truck

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Has wanked over Maggie Thatcher

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed

Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels

Swallows anything that enters their mouth

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Has wanked over Maggie Thatcher"

Dresses up as Maggie Thatcher

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Once completed the Pamplona bull run in a pair of Louboutin’s without breaking a sweat.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

Owns a raccoon

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By *.Odin.xMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Once rode a unicycle from landsend to john o' Groats

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed

Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels

Swallows anything that enters their mouth"

shush!!! Thats a secret!!!

Has odd feet, one is a pugs trotter and the other a webbed ducks foot!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Once rode a unicycle from landsend to john o' Groats "

Stores his pound coins under his foreskin

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By *izzie and VictorCouple
over a year ago

worcestershire

Is a relation to the royal family

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Following a trip to the Galápagos Islands, wrote a book on the origin of species only to find out that it had already been done.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Is a relation to the royal family"

Funny you should say that....

Collects sprouts and has a collection running back 19years

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed

Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels

Swallows anything that enters their mouth

shush!!! Thats a secret!!!

Has odd feet, one is a pugs trotter and the other a webbed ducks foot!"

Likes sucking on trotters and duck's feet

Can make someone come in 5 seconds flat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bought a hot tub thinking it's a time machine

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Lost the key to there gimps cage

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By *izzie and VictorCouple
over a year ago

worcestershire

"Is a relation to the royal family

Funny you should say that....

Collects sprouts and has a collection running back 19years"

You wouldn’t believe the number of freezers we have filled lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed

Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels

Swallows anything that enters their mouth

shush!!! Thats a secret!!!

Has odd feet, one is a pugs trotter and the other a webbed ducks foot!

Likes sucking on trotters and duck's feet

Can make someone come in 5 seconds flat"

Can GO from full to empty in 3 seconds down a snorkel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has a GCSE in bag packing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..can be found perfecting their Joe Pasquale impression on a night, every night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only man alive who can breast feed

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Has a sideline making carved dildos from driftwood.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

They snack on toenail clippings like they were sunflower seeds.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Has a sideline making carved dildos from driftwood. "

Owns a collection of rare stamps

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sleep on a matress filled with popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..owns a collection of over 200 broken snooker balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was pranked by Jeremy on the show Beadles about

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Once tried setting up a business selling clothes woven from hair swept off salon floors.

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Collects antique catflaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only eats with their feet

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Loves to have sex whilst wearing wellies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sheds their skin like a snake every leap year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..has 3½ nipples. Shhhh!..( • )( • )( •.)

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Sheds their skin like a snake every leap year

Owns 10 cats all called Harold

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Has weekly enemas using birds custard

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Drives a Ford Capri

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Drives a Ford Capri"

Blasphemous!!!!!

Begs me to let them suck my big toe!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Eats duck bread

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Is representing GB in the European down hill unicycle hurdle championships.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Eats duck bread

Once escaped from a military stockade after being convicted of a crime she didn't commit and now, if you've got a problem and you can find her, maybe you can hire her to do your wallpapering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..has had four ribs removed to self-fellation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has the Guinness world record for naked star jumps on top of a moving train.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Has the Guinness world record for naked star jumps on top of a moving train."

Held the guineas world record for the amount of ping pong balls pussy popped in 1 minutes untill the adjudicator ruled her out for doing it anally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the Guinness world record for naked star jumps on top of a moving train."

Once ate her body weight in marshmallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the Guinness world record for naked star jumps on top of a moving train.

Held the guineas world record for the amount of ping pong balls pussy popped in 1 minutes untill the adjudicator ruled her out for doing it anally

Is legally forbidden from owning a Nutribullet

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Likes to cover their genitals in PVA and peel it off whilst singing god save the queen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was the person who grassed up Dominic Cummings to the press about his trip to Barnard Castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a womble fetish and often goes to wimbledon common to relieve themselfs

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Lost their job at the laundrette after being caught stealing pillow slips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has two left feet. Literally!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Grew up thinking the Simpsons was real

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Steals bread from pigeons in the park

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By *tstillworksMan
over a year ago

Darlington

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Grew up thinking the Simpsons was real"

Based her looks on Lisa Simpson but could never get the hair quite right

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Enjoys travelling by pogo stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Walks their cats on leads like dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats a handful of sour-patch kids every night before her shower. So she wakes up sweet and sassy every morning!!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Stands outside care homes and curses at anyone they see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Voted for Kanye West in the elections

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Wrote a book on the history of the carburettor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a drink with Billy the Kid in a Saloon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Invented talk like a pirate day

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Not very good at hanging wall paper.

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

Stole my Toblerone

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Invented talk like a pirate day

Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was once employed as a hotel Detective who told people to "hit the bricks see"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invented talk like a pirate day

Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free. "

Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invented talk like a pirate day

Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free.

Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy.

Is madly in love with an insane scotsman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..can disassemble an assault rifle blind folded, wearing boxing gloves!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

He's a pro fifa player.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Works for twitter as a fact checker

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Works for twitter as a fact checker "

Fancies the pants off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one knows but She is actually a Superhero .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

I’m in

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls. "

She invited me round to Kent the lock on her bedroom door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't beat level 63 on candy crush and has been stuck on it for 2 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invented talk like a pirate day

Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free.

Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy.

Is madly in love with an insane scotsman "

Ohhh my Gosh Wonko .... the thread clearly states silly and MADE UP ... You weren't supposed to tell the truth !!

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls. "

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

The couple above were turned around at the border because they left their license to thrill in the glove box of the other car. Doh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invented talk like a pirate day

Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free.

Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy.

She’s gorgeous that’s a genuine thing not a make up though

Is madly in love with an insane scotsman

Ohhh my Gosh Wonko .... the thread clearly states silly and MADE UP ... You weren't supposed to tell the truth !!

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Invented talk like a pirate day

Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free.

Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy.

Is madly in love with an insane scotsman

Ohhh my Gosh Wonko .... the thread clearly states silly and MADE UP ... You weren't supposed to tell the truth !!

She sent me a Apple ?? in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ?? "

Is a crap locksmith

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith "

Is not actualy a women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith "

Once told a guinea pig it was really a rabbit with disastrous consequences

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was Mr Blobby on Noel's House Party

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith

Is not actualy a women

she tells fibs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was Mr Blobby on Noel's House Party"

Once outsmarted a T-rex at Jurassic Park !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith

Is not actualy a women

she tells fibs"

He told me to send him an apple in the post....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith

Is not actualy a women

(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now.

)

Is a secret naked stargazer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith

Is not actualy a women

(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now.

)

Is a secret naked stargazer. "

Doesn't like people breathing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Superglued themselves to a tree to stop the bulldozers

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith

Is not actualy a women

(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now.

)

Is a secret naked stargazer. "

Is a window cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith

Is not actualy a women

(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now.

)

Is a secret naked stargazer.

Doesn't like people breathing

She gets her sparkles from magical unicorns in the woods every 3rd Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was Mr Blobby on Noel's House Party"

BLOBBY BLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith

Is not actualy a women

(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now.

)

Is a secret naked stargazer.

Doesn't like people breathing

Needed NASA instead of a bigger spade or JCB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for twitter as a fact checker

Fancies the pants off me

Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.

She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??

Is a crap locksmith

Is not actualy a women

(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now.

)

Is a secret naked stargazer. "

(Petite woman)

Is a professional nude tidly wink champion.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Once got dumped by Warwick Davis for being too tall

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Once beat Henry Cavil in a thumb wrestling contest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is Darth Vader's father

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Is Darth Vader's father

"
. I’m his father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Darth Vader's father

. I’m his father "

Is groot

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By *tag and CelesteCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is Darth Vader's father

. I’m his father "

Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Is Darth Vader's father

. I’m his father

Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father"

And found out he was herry springers dad

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Wears a built up shoe just for the attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Darth Vader's father

. I’m his father

Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father"

They invited me to join them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Darth Vader's father

. I’m his father

Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father

They invited me to join them "

He once kicked a Feral Honey Badgers Ass...

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over a year ago

"Is Darth Vader's father

. I’m his father

Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father

They invited me to join them "

He wanted to borrow my feather duster

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Is Darth Vader's father

. I’m his father

Is groot"

What’s groot lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Is Darth Vader's father

. I’m his father

Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father

They invited me to join them

He wanted to borrow my feather duster

Make anal smoothies and supply them to their local boutique bistro for sale to the public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Darth Vader's father

. I’m his father

Is groot

What’s groot lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is actually twins "

Sees things that aren't there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is actually twins "

Pretends to be Bruce Lee in the mirror when no one is looking with all the sound effects.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Likes to stroll on the beach with nothing but peanut butter covering their modesty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is actually twins

Pretends to be Bruce Lee in the mirror when no one is looking with all the sound effects. "

Is actually Bruce Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is actually twins

Pretends to be Bruce Lee in the mirror when no one is looking with all the sound effects.

Is actually Bruce Lee"

Takes his pet spider for walks on a lead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sells tartan paint on eBay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Cindi Dreams)

Measures cucumbers to be in keeping with regulation size, in an unorthodox fashion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loves Cindi's homemade cucumber soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually a gibbon on the run from Hamburg zoo

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

"Sells tartan paint on eBay"

Legend has it that if you turn three times widdershins, while reciting the lyrics to Xanadu backwards, Cindi will appear and beat you with candy floss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Once appeared on Britain's Got Talent and couldn't understand a word Ant n Dec were saying

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Sells tartan paint on eBay

Legend has it that if you turn three times widdershins, while reciting the lyrics to Xanadu backwards, Cindi will appear and beat you with candy floss!

Want's to swallow Gavin Rossdale. Suspect whole, if Gavin is out there, we have you, tied up in a face taxi on route, reveal yourself.

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

**fake taxi not face taxi... I will get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**fake taxi not face taxi... I will get my coat

Went to a art gallery end up in the toilets and forgot his coat ran back fell on his Face

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

"**fake taxi not face taxi... I will get my coat

Went to a art gallery end up in the toilets and forgot his coat ran back fell on his Face "

Every day in non lockdown times!x

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Is a were-mouse! and stalks the countryside at full moon, savaging the cheeses of the common folk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a serious paving slab phobia, so debilitating that it causes Severe flatulence when she comes into contact with them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is an enemy scout for my enemy village and keeps trying to steal our battle plans.

Luckily Igor was on Watchtower duty and activated our village defences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a serious paving slab phobia, so debilitating that it causes Severe flatulence when she comes into contact with them. "

Comes from a long line of splod cobblers from Runcorn.

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Is a were-mouse! and stalks the countryside at full moon, savaging the cheeses of the common folk! "

Guilty as charged, as cheese is evil and will be banned when I am King. Madam, will any Rossdale lookalike do? or two? Suspect you may go to jail for cannibalism ...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Tried to break in to Buckingham Palace but got impaled right up the butt on the gate railings....plan foiled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried to break in to Buckingham Palace but got impaled right up the butt on the gate railings....plan foiled! "

Is the scunthorpe Hide-and-seek champion 1987.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried to break in to Buckingham Palace but got impaled right up the butt on the gate railings....plan foiled! "

Is Toni Collete's stunt double

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Tried to break in to Buckingham Palace but got impaled right up the butt on the gate railings....plan foiled!

Is Toni Collete's stunt double "

Once turned down an After 8, but was rightly sent to Coventry afterwards by all

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Is in fact an ancient egyptian pharoah, revived by edritch magicks, and the sacrifice of over a hundred milky bars

Spooky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is in fact an ancient egyptian pharoah, revived by edritch magicks, and the sacrifice of over a hundred milky bars

Spooky..."

Was a backing singer for the B52s in the late 80s

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

"Is in fact an ancient egyptian pharoah, revived by edritch magicks, and the sacrifice of over a hundred milky bars

Spooky...

Was a backing singer for the B52s in the late 80s"

Owns a chrysler thats as big as a whale...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has a blue Peter badge for making a fleshlight out of a pringles can, 2 sponges and a latex glove.

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

They won a speedboat on bullseye in 1983

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They won a speedboat on bullseye in 1983"

Has a parrot called Clive.

Clive was given an ASBO After they taught him such bad language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They won a speedboat on bullseye in 1983"

Got in the Guinness world records for furthest ping ping ball fired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a blue Peter badge for making a fleshlight out of a pringles can, 2 sponges and a latex glove."

Is a money saving expert...takes notes

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Is a cyborg assassin sent from the future to eliminate the inventor of the avocado!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a seperate freezer dedicated exclusively to ginsters pastys.

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

won number one tupperware sales erson North East Region three years in a row .

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Does the weekly shop at Asda wearing a Princess Diana style wedding dress complete with Doc Martin’s.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Wears a strap on to her local park under her dress so she can flash guys and has yet to fail to pull that way

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Did a sponsored pogo stick challenge from John o graoats to lands end for charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Kathy Burke's life coach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gets over excited on red bull and runs about outside shouting "I'm the Batman!"

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Is Kathy Burke's life coach"

Has fantasies about a threesome with Mrs Patterson and Perry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a voice option on tom tom sat nav

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Is a voice option on tom tom sat nav"

Has a secret collection of my little ponies

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Was bitten by a radioactive opal fruit and now fights crime on the mean streets of London as ummm... opal fruit man?

I dunno.... that one got away from me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tested the zip wire was safe before Boris flew down it waving the flags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a test pilot for a broomstick factory

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Cooked her Christmas turkey up her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has every single Steps tour t-shirt in frames on the walls

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

He has a Siamese twin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The end.

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