FabSwingers.com forum: What is something you can say at work

By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

What is something you can say at work but also say during sex

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.

Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm just going to insert this, it won't hurt

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

Let’s go to the stationary cupboard

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By *onny123300Man
over a year ago

fleetwood

I'll just get my tape measure

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's too big

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Turn over let me insert it from the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you follow me upstairs I’ll show you the bedroom...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.

Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting

That was hilarious

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Was that the 6" or 9" you needed Sir?

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

If the boss is ok with it......

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

That doesn’t go there

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Actual questions I've asked in work:

Are you a grower?

How do you clean right into the nuts' crevices?

Is that as big as you grow?

How often do you screen for disease?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.

Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting

That was hilarious

Its true as well....my boss wasn't impressed

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

That'll be £24.99 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like it on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enter your digits please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you lube it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that jammed again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll feel a little prick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to check out my Facebook page and like and subscribe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ok sir boss !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's turn is it to make the coffees?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Turn towards me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.

Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting

That was hilarious

Its true as well....my boss wasn't impressed

Wasn't impressed with the cum dribbling down his leg as he walked away?!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like stuffing with that .

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Move your finger here and you will feel fine

Are you on camera?

Do you like it on your desk now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep pulling as hard as you can

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I think that's in as far as it will go

No ! You need to rub it till its shiny

I think we need more lubricant

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

How far do you want the post in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came from behind again

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

It might be painful for a few days afterwards.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"What is something you can say at work but also say during sex "

This shaft is too stiff for you ,

I work in a golf shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you stand there you absolutely will get wet. Probably all over.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I will put the webcam on!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Just got to face fit your mask

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Would you like a stripper?

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Have you ever done this before ?

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Could of done with a heads up, on that one...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.

Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting

That was hilarious

Its true as well....my boss wasn't impressed

Wasn't impressed with the cum dribbling down his leg as he walked away?!..

Both with me saying it or a scalpel being used to threatening me...he shook his head and walked away as he has no idea on how to take me at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.

Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting

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straight men woudnt like that said to them now would they?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.

Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting

straight men woudnt like that said to them now would they?"

Then straight men like myself shouldn't take the piss then should they.

Please don't wrongly assume I'm gay again and accuse me of not liking women.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere Only We Know

Line up in an orderly queue.

Take turns.

Let’s all share.

Who made that mess?!

Who’s going to clean up?

Lou x

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

It's going to be tight but I reckon il squeeze it in there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Make sure you grease the shaft, it’s getting a bit dry.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Checking into a hotel in Liverpool and I'd messed up the car parking. So the receptionist said:

"If you whip it out quick, no one will notice."

It was all I could do, to keep a straight face. I don't think she realised what she said. But her colleagues did.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Take me

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Take all of your clothes but keep your knickers on

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Take all of your clothes but keep your knickers on

I'm coming to where you work if you're going to say that to me

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Take all of your clothes but keep your knickers on

I'm coming to where you work if you're going to say that to me

I can assure you, it’s not something that desirable for both parts when at work x I’d prefer to meet you on out of work, happy hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should only hurt for a minute!!!! And then it's over!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I need a big screw. ( I'm a carpenter)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Checking into a hotel in Liverpool and I'd messed up the car parking. So the receptionist said:

"If you whip it out quick, no one will notice."

It was all I could do, to keep a straight face. I don't think she realised what she said. But her colleagues did.

A bit of an Alan partridge moment

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By *izzie and VictorCouple
over a year ago

worcestershire

Sorry I’m going to have to pull out of this, I’m afraid I was double booked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tap that with my eyes closed !!

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m self employed and work alone, I can say absolutely anything I like, usually the ruder the better, makes the day go quicker! Miss PC

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

I don't want to be here...

This is so boing.... however have learnt to replace boring with repetitive!

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

When bashing knee, breaking nail or other minor silly injury... claming you need a doctor...

My office is full of doctors consultants head nurses etc Some are rather sexy and I have to bite my lip, thank f for masks!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"What is something you can say at work but also say during sex "

Line up please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just relax and lay back , I'm going to need to assess you from head to toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll expect your full report in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me how you're supposed to do it.

It's gonna be tight.

To have no clue what I'm doing.

I have a new idea that I want to try

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'll expect your full report in the morning

You shall have it once i have done some probing

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Gosh ! Thats an old crack .it will take some filling

Ah now its warmed up look there is fluid running out

Well its wet and swollen

Righto open the flange

OK sit on it comfortably lean forward you should feel the knob

Squeeze that gently else it will spray everywhere

If you open that wide enough I can slide the tool in

OK pump it another 3 minutes if it hasn't come then you'll need to suck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you ready for this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to use this hole punch

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Do you wish to withdraw or would you rather make a deposit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you just hold that end nice & tight, make sure you don’t drop it as I’ll need to you guide it in once we’re sure it’s ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was a short break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can borrow my large ruler

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I think it's too small. Have you got any larger?

Would you like cheese?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Can I use the back doors or are you having it from the side

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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Can I use the back doors or are you having it from the side

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. Lol yes please x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have plenty of lube..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me that hoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll have to suck it up

Complaining wont help

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

You want this round the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will be done across a number of phases.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm just going to release some pressure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have a mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the probe delivers, we can finish this quickly....

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

You'll need to take your top and bra off ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you using protection ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Come here!

Use reasonable force, as necessary

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Fuck me!

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By *racy_JacksWoman
over a year ago

Derby

DP...

... the acronym for something that is key in my line of work. I’m sure that my students get a laugh out of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... get ya kit off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... get ya kit off! "

Oh really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you come into my office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... get ya kit off!

Oh really?

Yup! I get to say it at work ... at least several times a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put you back into bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a length or width measurement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... get ya kit off!

Oh really?

Yup! I get to say it at work ... at least several times a day!

And what exactly do u do for that then lol

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

"What is something you can say at work but also say during sex "

Its not something I suppose I should say but when iv trained friends I can say things in a way they'll understand and have a laugh... Anyway... I ramble: Middle and ring finger up. Pinkie and pointer out. Yep same way your missus likes it

Get

looks from other staff too makes it funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one needs absolutely maximum penetration, use the whole rod, puddles too small, too much gas, is that on pulse. The list is endless in my profession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's fifteen minutes left

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Can I have a root around your drawers

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Fork it in the back door then go and fill her up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead and drop your pants ... I need to place my hand on that bigger muscle

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Drop your keys in the pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you’re on mute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking send it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Well done, so what do you think you need to do next? “

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Just pump it in until it runs out.

Wack it on the head a few time and it'll go In.

Is it ment to look like that

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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Stick it up your arse lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

This may sting but i will be as gentle as possible.x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Nice pussy (if you're a vet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t get it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be illegal....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pop it in the bottom please

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Needs drilling

Do you need a screw

Give it a bang

Flange (always makes me giggle because I am a child)

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

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