FabSwingers.com forum: People are usually shocked.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When they find out how bad I am as an electrician

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who will let you anywhere near their sockets now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a live wire you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I drive a volts wagon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My favorite ice cream is

Shock-a-lot

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

I’m con-fused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m con-fused"

Watt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone pull the plug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone pull the plug"

That would make me ex-static

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I’m con-fused

Watt!!

WATT?! Be seeing you.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Do ya work in people's ohms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard

That's actually really good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you hear about the electric detective..... Shirlock Ohms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do ya work in people's ohms?"

Beautiful

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Two atoms were walking down the street.

Atom One: Oh no - I've lost an electron!

Atom two: Are you sure?

Atom one: Yes… I'm positive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do ya work in people's ohms?

Beautiful

Keep up with current events

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two atoms were walking down the street.

Atom One: Oh no - I've lost an electron!

Atom two: Are you sure?

Atom one: Yes… I'm positive."

Brilliant!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a bright spark then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair raising thread this

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

How much do you....charge.. for your work dash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much do you....charge.. for your work dash? "

Shock value at the current rate

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

I’ve tried to stay neutral but I’m positive this thread will eventually go to ground.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bought a jumper last week, it was full of static electricity, so I returned it the shop and they gave me another free of charge

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I bought a jumper last week, it was full of static electricity, so I returned it the shop and they gave me another free of charge

Was there any resistance?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"How much do you....charge.. for your work dash?

Shock value at the current rate "

Ah, watt you need is a joule income

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If it wasn't for electricity we'd all be watching TV by candlelight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show us your tools Dash

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I bought a jumper last week, it was full of static electricity, so I returned it the shop and they gave me another free of charge

Amping up your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Horse walks into an electric shop, the guy behind the counter says "why the long phase"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody here know wow do you turn off the carbon monoxide detector?

The loud beeping is making me feel dizzy and nauseous

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

"When they find out how bad I am as an electrician

Shocking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?

Because he couldn’t resistor!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two atoms were walking down the street.

Atom One: Oh no - I've lost an electron!

Atom two: Are you sure?

Atom one: Yes… I'm positive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning."

Yeah but his mate who was eating fireworks got let off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m con-fused

Watt!!

WATT?! Be seeing you."

plenty in the tank, loveleh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we have our wires crossed I thought this was a serious thread. Hehehe.

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