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"Everything is a fucking mess "You require some styling moose and some hair dye. I await the pictures of your creation. | |||
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"Id like to add im actively trying to chat up any hairdressers in preparation for future viral outbreaks. So if youre a hairdresser and want to get married then message me. Ive got a massive knob and I cook. So...yeah theres that and ill leave it right there. " I'm not a hairdresser but guess I could always retrain  | |||
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"Depends how bored I get really. A change is as good as a rest after all." Variety is the spice of life  | |||
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"I still trim every couple of weeks, not for others I just feel better when less scruffy." It doesn't get as itchy either | |||
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"Amateur Topiary is the way forward My pubes are currently crafted into the form of a peacock Quite apt really" Do they "present" when scared? | |||
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"I've kept my pubes short as per usual. My head hair on the other hand is just shit. Its...just....shit. Its at that tragic length where its too short to lay flat, and its too long to gel. All i do is put gel in..realise it looks shit...wash it out...dry it...realise it looks shit..put some gel in it...realise it looks shit and repeat. Im so offended by muself right now. Its a good thing we are in lockdown because i wouldnt shag me. (I would if i could) " You are at the "in-between stage" Baseball caps were invented for such occurrences. | |||
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"Trimmed and shaven" Very wise, I am also shaven. But I own several merkins should the need arrise to warm my nether regions. | |||
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up
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"I decided, many months ago, to run an experiment to see if it was possible to braid a plait from groin to ankle with my body hair. Not managed it yet, but that explains the state of my bush n leg hair. I'm not lazy, I'm just mid experiment "Hahaha
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"Trimmed and shaven "Mmmmm my favourite style on a man | |||
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"Amateur Topiary is the way forward My pubes are currently crafted into the form of a peacock Quite apt really Do they "present" when scared?" In full colour | |||
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"Shaved silky smooth and feels lush. Her x" There is no better feeling x | |||
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up
Alice x
I've never been waxed "down there"
The thought gives me shivers "I was the same first time was September last year.....not as bad as I was expecting | |||
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"Since treating myself to a new gadget without causing my jewellery any harm trim more often makes light work in the shower wanna feel "Electronic devices can be very useful. Just make sure you don't run out of batteries like Scarlet did  | |||
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"Trimmed above, shaven balls and below/crack for me... Alot more comfortable than shaven " Being shaved is certainly more comfortable. But with the Barbours shut I can't get a hair cut, but I wear wigs to hide it, so all is not lost | |||
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"Amateur Topiary is the way forward My pubes are currently crafted into the form of a peacock Quite apt really Do they "present" when scared? In full colour " Amazing. Does the centre spit when it gets excited? | |||
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up
Alice x
I've never been waxed "down there"
The thought gives me shivers
I was the same first time was September last year.....not as bad as I was expecting "I'd like to give it a go, but I fear my "surprise" between my legs could be a shock for the waxer | |||
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"I looked like a grey wookie from head to toe " Careful with that talk, it's turning me on | |||
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Head hair however... grown about a foot this last year! Covers my nipples now! | |||
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"Zz top style pubes? I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves "It's figurative, humour. You know, having a laugh Try it, it makes you happier | |||
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"Got a beard at mo need hair cut .but still trimmed and shaven in mens department. Just in case u av accident and end up needed treatment lol x " Always be prepared
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere. " Silky smooth is the way to go. Good call | |||
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"Shaved & clean " Mmmm Cindi likes Getting a hair in the mouth whilst at work isn't recommend | |||
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"It's being taken care of "Hahaha
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"Trimmed and neatened up the edges
Head hair however... grown about a foot this last year! Covers my nipples now! "I swear my head hair grows faster when the barbours are shut just to annoy me. Either that, or my shampoo has been spiked with miracle grow | |||
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"Silky smooth as always "As am I
Although I'm so tempted to let it grow and jump on cam for shits and giggles | |||
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"Must admit, I'm not a "victim" of porn or Fab apparent "normality" so I'm au naturel. "There's nothing wrong with that
Be true to yourself | |||
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere. Silky smooth is the way to go. Good call "It’s not everywhere because that would cost a fortune in razor blades, just were it counts. | |||
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"I don't shave even when we aren't in lockdown. No more sore labia or itchy, red bumps. A little trim up when it covers my hole is all I need. "I used to get little red bumps at first, but then I suppose my skin got used to it and I don't get them anymore x | |||
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"Zz top style pubes? I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier "I laugh at funny stuff You know, stuff that's actually funny | |||
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere. Silky smooth is the way to go. Good call
It’s not everywhere because that would cost a fortune in razor blades, just were it counts. "The price of razor blades so annoy me
I've got a Gillette power one, and it's like £15 for a set of blades
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" You require some styling moose ... " They did that sketch on 'not the Nine O'clock News' years ago. I can still picture the moose, although I don't believe it was a real one! | |||
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere. Silky smooth is the way to go. Good call
It’s not everywhere because that would cost a fortune in razor blades, just were it counts.
The price of razor blades so annoy me
I've got a Gillette power one, and it's like £15 for a set of blades
"Wouldn’t attempt it with a bic orange disposable!! | |||
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"No comment
Booo!
At least show pictorial evidence "I'd send pics if I could | |||
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"It's being taken care of
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Hopefully it's not a lengthy process "I got it down to neatly trimmed. Its a multi stage project. | |||
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"70s bush and ridiculously long mane going on. *Eyes kitchen scissors*" | |||
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere. Silky smooth is the way to go. Good call
It’s not everywhere because that would cost a fortune in razor blades, just were it counts.
The price of razor blades so annoy me
I've got a Gillette power one, and it's like £15 for a set of blades
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"Zz top style pubes? I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
"Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes. You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.  | |||
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"Since treating myself to a new gadget without causing my jewellery any harm trim more often makes light work in the shower wanna feel
Electronic devices can be very useful.
Just make sure you don't run out of batteries like Scarlet did"I can assure you I never will as it's a rechargeable one and it vibrates so maybe scarlet might benefit from this too | |||
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"Zz top style pubes? I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes.
You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.
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"Depends on the day...I probably shave twice a week. My pubes are sooo grey! Mine you so is my head...just as well I'm a blonde "Your hair looks Fab to me, as does the rest of you, Gorgeous ?? | |||
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"I've kept my pubes short as per usual. My head hair on the other hand is just shit. Its...just....shit. Its at that tragic length where its too short to lay flat, and its too long to gel. All i do is put gel in..realise it looks shit...wash it out...dry it...realise it looks shit..put some gel in it...realise it looks shit and repeat. Im so offended by muself right now. Its a good thing we are in lockdown because i wouldnt shag me. (I would if i could) You are at the "in-between stage" Baseball caps were invented for such occurrences." in more ways than one hon | |||
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"Zz top style pubes? I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes.
You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.
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"Id like to add im actively trying to chat up any hairdressers in preparation for future viral outbreaks. So if youre a hairdresser and want to get married then message me. Ive got a massive knob and I cook. So...yeah theres that and ill leave it right there. I'm not a hairdresser but guess I could always retrain "feel free to practice on me | |||
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up
Alice x
I've never been waxed "down there"
The thought gives me shivers
I was the same first time was September last year.....not as bad as I was expecting
I'd like to give it a go, but I fear my "surprise" between my legs could be a shock for the waxer "They've seen it all before | |||
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"Zz top style pubes? I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes.
You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.
It should come as no surprise that I didn't find that funny either
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"I've kept my pubes short as per usual. My head hair on the other hand is just shit. Its...just....shit. Its at that tragic length where its too short to lay flat, and its too long to gel. All i do is put gel in..realise it looks shit...wash it out...dry it...realise it looks shit..put some gel in it...realise it looks shit and repeat. Im so offended by muself right now. Its a good thing we are in lockdown because i wouldnt shag me. (I would if i could) " Just shave it off
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" You require some styling moose ... They did that sketch on 'not the Nine O'clock News' years ago. I can still picture the moose, although I don't believe it was a real one!" And don't forget the talking moose on Faulty Towers "I can speak English, I learned it from a book" | |||
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere. Silky smooth is the way to go. Good call
It’s not everywhere because that would cost a fortune in razor blades, just were it counts.
The price of razor blades so annoy me
I've got a Gillette power one, and it's like £15 for a set of blades
Wouldn’t attempt it with a bic orange disposable!! "Hell no!
Those things are lethal | |||
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"70s bush and ridiculously long mane going on. *Eyes kitchen scissors*" Haha be careful though | |||
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"Id like to add im actively trying to chat up any hairdressers in preparation for future viral outbreaks. So if youre a hairdresser and want to get married then message me. Ive got a massive knob and I cook. So...yeah theres that and ill leave it right there. I'm not a hairdresser but guess I could always retrain "Grrr you beat me to the queue... Shall we form an orderly (2 m) socially distance line?! | |||
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"It's being taken care of
Hahaha
Hopefully it's not a lengthy process
I got it down to neatly trimmed. Its a multi stage project. "Patience is key, these things can not be rushed | |||
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"All trimmed and shaved as a matter of personal pride and grooming " There is nothing wrong with taking pride in one's appearance, even if such parts can not be seen by others presently | |||
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"Shaved yesterday through boredom " Be careful, lockdown boredom can inspire many weird projects. Trust me | |||
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"Must admit, I'm not a "victim" of porn or Fab apparent "normality" so I'm au naturel.
There's nothing wrong with that
Be true to yourself "If only others would agree! | |||
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle" It's good you have assistance. If I need a hair cut I'll need to do it myself, I've never done that before | |||
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"Shaved yesterday through boredom Be careful, lockdown boredom can inspire many weird projects. Trust me "One persons weird....... | |||
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"Depends on the day...I probably shave twice a week. My pubes are sooo grey! Mine you so is my head...just as well I'm a blonde "Haha
I'm going grey on my sideboards 
Luckily I have 9 wigs to hide it | |||
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"Since treating myself to a new gadget without causing my jewellery any harm trim more often makes light work in the shower wanna feel
Electronic devices can be very useful.
Just make sure you don't run out of batteries like Scarlet did
I can assure you I never will as it's a rechargeable one and it vibrates so maybe scarlet might benefit from this too "There are many household objects of pleasure available | |||
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up
Alice x
I've never been waxed "down there"
The thought gives me shivers
I was the same first time was September last year.....not as bad as I was expecting
I'd like to give it a go, but I fear my "surprise" between my legs could be a shock for the waxer
They've seen it all before "That's a good point. I shall brave it once things allow | |||
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"I have gone naturally bald "That's not a bad thing though
Some of us appreciate that look | |||
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"Zz top style pubes? I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes.
You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.
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"Must admit, I'm not a "victim" of porn or Fab apparent "normality" so I'm au naturel.
There's nothing wrong with that
Be true to yourself
If only others would agree!"For every person who doesn't appreciate you, there is someone who does. It's an important life lesson I've learned. So don't think about those who don't, concentrate on those who do
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"Shaved yesterday through boredom Be careful, lockdown boredom can inspire many weird projects. Trust me
One persons weird......."I have many household "inventions" | |||
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"Shaved yesterday through boredom Be careful, lockdown boredom can inspire many weird projects. Trust me
One persons weird.......
I have many household "inventions""Sounds interesting. | |||
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"It’s was a mess but I had new clothes to take pics in so had to shave lol probably end up a mess again in a month or 2 " You spend too much money on clothes sis lol x | |||
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"It’s was a mess but I had new clothes to take pics in so had to shave lol probably end up a mess again in a month or 2 " You have stunning pics | |||
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"Shaved yesterday through boredom Be careful, lockdown boredom can inspire many weird projects. Trust me
One persons weird.......
I have many household "inventions"
Sounds interesting. "Its important to have a lockdown hobby. And what better then to make sexual aids from everyday household objects | |||
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"It’s was a mess but I had new clothes to take pics in so had to shave lol probably end up a mess again in a month or 2 You spend too much money on clothes sis lol x" I know sis tell me about it x | |||
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"My pubic thatch is neat and trimmed, it’s just my head that looks like an electrocuted badger." Hahaha that's a funny vision | |||
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"It’s was a mess but I had new clothes to take pics in so had to shave lol probably end up a mess again in a month or 2 You have stunning pics "Awww thank you so much x | |||
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"70s bush and ridiculously long mane going on. *Eyes kitchen scissors* Haha be careful though "I mean for my head  | |||
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"70s bush and ridiculously long mane going on. *Eyes kitchen scissors* Haha be careful though
I mean for my head "Hahaha
You can never be too sure on here | |||
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"70s bush and ridiculously long mane going on. *Eyes kitchen scissors* Haha be careful though
I mean for my head
Hahaha
You can never be too sure on here "Downstairs, nail scissors for a first run. Carefully. When I have reason to be bothered again | |||
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle" I have standards. I also have pubic hair
Oh, and armpit hair at the moment too.
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle I have standards. I also have pubic hair
Oh, and armpit hair at the moment too.
"I find armpit hair makes antiperspirant less effective. So I'm always on top of that, even when I let the moustache go | |||
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"Jes is that the time. Good evening Ash and all. I'm watching Ted 2. How the devil are you "
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle I have standards. I also have pubic hair
Oh, and armpit hair at the moment too.
I find armpit hair makes antiperspirant less effective. So I'm always on top of that, even when I let the moustache go "I'm lucky that I don't sweat much under my armpits. I rarely get body odour even without deodorant. | |||
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle I have standards. I also have pubic hair
Oh, and armpit hair at the moment too.
I find armpit hair makes antiperspirant less effective. So I'm always on top of that, even when I let the moustache go
I'm lucky that I don't sweat much under my armpits. I rarely get body odour even without deodorant.
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"I epilated my legs.. Fuck me... Never again. They were on fire an hour later and I had a thousand red dots for 3 days. Dove mousse and a razor in all areas now! " epilators are evil nasty things mines is tucked away in its box and will never come out ever again | |||
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"The hair on my head is wild and unruly because I can’t trim it myself... elsewhere? I have clippers for that.." As your username suggests | |||
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"The hair on my head is wild and unruly because I can’t trim it myself... elsewhere? I have clippers for that.. As your username suggests "Oh, never an actual razor... I don’t trust myself enough down there! | |||
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"I epilated my legs.. Fuck me... Never again. They were on fire an hour later and I had a thousand red dots for 3 days. Dove mousse and a razor in all areas now! " I get so many compliments about my long legs. Yeah. But they don't know how long it takes to shave the fukkas | |||
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"Bush is under control but I’m rocking a pair of curtains not seen since the mid 90s" Old Skool
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"The hair on my head is wild and unruly because I can’t trim it myself... elsewhere? I have clippers for that.. As your username suggests
Oh, never an actual razor... I don’t trust myself enough down there!"Then perhaps you require the delicate attention of someone to "see to your needs"? | |||
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"Lovely and smooth. (Lasered) " Lasered
This is next level.
Take note all! | |||
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"I always like to feel fresh and smooth all over for me.So arm pits legs and foo foo are silky smooth shaved and moisturized every day "*Virtual high 5* Tis the way I am | |||
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"When I have to use a bottle of shampoo on my groin it is definitely time to get the trimmer out "Hahaha
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"Bush is under control but I’m rocking a pair of curtains not seen since the mid 90s Old Skool
Just don't start singing Chesney Hawkes "Haha nope not my karaoke songs... rocking a Johnny Greenwood from Radiohead mop just now | |||
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"Bush is under control but I’m rocking a pair of curtains not seen since the mid 90s Old Skool
Just don't start singing Chesney Hawkes
Haha nope not my karaoke songs... rocking a Johnny Greenwood from Radiohead mop just now"Hahaha
Wtf why is this thread still going
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"Lovely and smooth. (Lasered) Lasered
This is next level.
Take note all! "It was in prep for surgery so I just had it all done | |||
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"Lovely and smooth. (Lasered) Lasered
This is next level.
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It was in prep for surgery so I just had it all done "Total respect | |||
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"Everything is freshly trimmed, on the top and below deck too "That's very sensible, there be pirates | |||
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