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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's sooooooo quiet on here.

Tell us a fact about yourself.

There more obscure the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most nights i have out of body experiences and feel myself on the ceiling looking down on myself and regularly wake up experiencing sleep paralysis

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By *ustathingMan
over a year ago

Reading

I have a perfect 'A Team' logo birthmark along the underside of my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once rather tipsy and giddy at number 10 Downing St . Under a very previous administration

. I shared a loo with a newly made female chum we both had a fit of the jolly giggles

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I have Dave tattoo on my left thing

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I can get both legs behind my head

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm a chimaera twin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a birth mark looking like a revolver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im responsible for a no1 single

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can get both legs behind my head

That skill is dangerous to admit here

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I can get both legs behind my head

That skill is dangerous to admit here

I did just think i should of stuck with " can burn pizza like no other" lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have a perfect 'A Team' logo birthmark along the underside of my cock

Got a pic?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Im responsible for a no1 single"

Grandma we love you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im responsible for a no1 single

Grandma we love you?"

Worse....

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I can move my ears without touching them.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Im responsible for a no1 single"

It's not that annoying baby shark song is it?

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By *hatever works for USCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield/Sunderland

"Im responsible for a no1 single

Grandma we love you?

Worse...."

Mr Blobby?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I was the 23 fastest person to run down Snowden in 2016 in the snow According to strava

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By *TcoupleforfunCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"Most nights i have out of body experiences and feel myself on the ceiling looking down on myself and regularly wake up experiencing sleep paralysis

I wouldn’t mind a body on body experience with you

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

My family is made up of 4 different races

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some great ones here

I've never broken a bone in my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until I was 19 I'd never broken a bone then I broke 37 in one day and yes it fecking hurt.

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By *ustathingMan
over a year ago

Reading

"I have a perfect 'A Team' logo birthmark along the underside of my cock

Got a pic?

Tonight's job sorted :p

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Some great ones here

I've never broken a bone in my body

Me either surprisingly

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

I once swam competitively against two British Commonwealth champions and finished within two seconds of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dislocate my thumb and put it back in place

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I can dislocate my thumb and put it back in place "

Handy for escaping handcuff......apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can dislocate my thumb and put it back in place

Handy for escaping handcuff......apparently. "

Ha ha now why would I ever want to escape them if I being handcuffed then it’s

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Im responsible for a no1 single"

Oh god your not Harry styles are you?

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I can dislocate my thumb and put it back in place

Handy for escaping handcuff......apparently.

Ha ha now why would I ever want to escape them if I being handcuffed then it’s

If you have an itch that needs scratching!! Not that type of itch, a real one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get both legs behind my head

Will you beeee my wiiiife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had four near death experiences, two as a child, two as an adult!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do.

That is my skill I'm anonymous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most nights i have out of body experiences and feel myself on the ceiling looking down on myself and regularly wake up experiencing sleep paralysis

I wouldn’t mind a body on body experience with you

to cloud 9?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can dislocate my thumb and put it back in place

Handy for escaping handcuff......apparently.

Ha ha now why would I ever want to escape them if I being handcuffed then it’s

If you have an itch that needs scratching!! Not that type of itch, a real one. "

I pritty shour the person who has me cuffed can scratch it for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do.

That is my skill I'm anonymous!"

Who posted that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a birth mark on my willy.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do."

Think how different the film Taken would have been if Liam Neeson had uttered these words instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do.

Think how different the film Taken would have been if Liam Neeson had uttered these words instead. "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im responsible for a no1 single

Grandma we love you?

Worse...."

Come, tell the class.

Don't keep us in suspense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a child I had an argument with a rapidly dismantling 747 and won

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do.

Think how different the film Taken would have been if Liam Neeson had uttered these words instead. "

I won't find you, and I won't do anything to you.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do.

Think how different the film Taken would have been if Liam Neeson had uttered these words instead. "

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"As a child I had an argument with a rapidly dismantling 747 and won "

If I have understood the cryptic nature of this, bloody hell!!!

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By *----BJ Queen-----Woman
over a year ago

Yelverton

I'm a complete petrol head and have a fair collection of cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a small child I put my fingers into a socket. Now I have webbed fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im responsible for a no1 single

Grandma we love you?

Worse....

Come, tell the class.

Don't keep us in suspense "

I arranged (kinda)for cotton eyed Joe to be released in this country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make great beans on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve competed against an Olympian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make great beans on toast

Do you add cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im responsible for a no1 single

Grandma we love you?

Worse....

Come, tell the class.

Don't keep us in suspense

I arranged (kinda)for cotton eyed Joe to be released in this country "

More information required!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Im responsible for a no1 single

Grandma we love you?

Worse....

Come, tell the class.

Don't keep us in suspense

I arranged (kinda)for cotton eyed Joe to be released in this country "

You bastard!!

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By *of9Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I stripped the shirts off the entire AC Milan football team in front of an audience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im responsible for a no1 single

Grandma we love you?

Worse....

Come, tell the class.

Don't keep us in suspense

I arranged (kinda)for cotton eyed Joe to be released in this country "

Now you've said that, I once viewed a house and the owner had on the wall a silver/gold disc and he said he was producer or bass player on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make great beans on toast

Do you add cheese?"

I don't but I know what I'm having for my next meal

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’m a descendant of the last Saxon King of England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had dinner with one of the most prestigious guys in the world of Game Development

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm logging off fab tonight until I can think of something interesting about my self Hmmmmmm

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I used to fortune telling for my friends

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I used to fortune telling for my friends

Did you!how? I'd be into that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have a deck of tarot cards that I very seldom use.

I never kill insects, any of them.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm logging off fab tonight until I can think of something interesting about my self Hmmmmmm"

Make something up. Who will know

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm logging off fab tonight until I can think of something interesting about my self Hmmmmmm

Make something up. Who will know

Why didn't I think of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my stomach pumped as a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Eyes can change color between green and goldish .

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I can get both legs behind my head

Will you beeee my wiiiife

Mothers shopping for a new hat as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my own way way too much

That said, I couldn't live with a pushover

Easy going about major stuff, but quite often lose my shizz over minor inconveniences

I have to tread a very finely balanced line in life

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Shared a spliff with Kurt Cobain.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I searched the Rolling Stones Tour bus years ago. They wernt in it, and I didn't really have to search it but..god how the other live.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm a published author in the field of early medieval history

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I once helped create an earthquake that measured on the Richter scale

I also have a lump missing from my right ear that, at birth, was matched by a lump ON my left ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once helped create an earthquake that measured on the Richter scale

I also have a lump missing from my right ear that, at birth, was matched by a lump ON my left ear"

Perfectly unbalanced!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once arrested by a dog.

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

I stood on an IED in Afghanistan and luckily for me it was not set up properly! Thank god for amateurs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have touched the European Cup ( now

Champions League) best I can do lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I once stopped someone mugging me by confusing him

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I delivered my youngest daughter myself unaided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no cartilage on the rim of my ears and when I was born one ear was folded over. I shout 'ear check!' at my kids every time I put a mask on and they tell me if I look like Pob or not, then help me make the necessary adjustments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I delivered my youngest daughter myself unaided "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty."

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once stopped someone mugging me by confusing him"

Nice place to move to then!

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

I (Jason) am related to Ted Cassidy , otherwise known as lurch from the Adams family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have touched the European Cup ( now

Champions League) best I can do lol "

Phil Thompson got a phone call from his local one morning to be asked if he was going to pick that cup back up! He'd taken it there the previous night to show his friends and locals at his pub of choice, I love that they could have then.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.

Yeah!

Honest

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I have touched the European Cup ( now

Champions League) best I can do lol

That's a great story

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I have never been admitted to hospital.

The last hospital treatment I received was for a large cut in 1982.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had breakfast with Clive Anderson in a hotel in Frankfurt

That was as unexpected as it was bizarre, probably more so for him as I was still pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.

Yeah!

Honest

Can I partner you on Bullseye, I'm extremely well informed on general knowledge.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I delivered my youngest daughter myself unaided "

Wow!

I've had 3 and cannot imagine doing this.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I once had breakfast with Clive Anderson in a hotel in Frankfurt

That was as unexpected as it was bizarre, probably more so for him as I was still pissed "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.

Yeah!

Honest

Can I partner you on Bullseye, I'm extremely well informed on general knowledge.

This maybe a good time to admit I took Jojofabuloso's advice further up the thread

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I delivered my youngest daughter myself unaided

Wow!

I've had 3 and cannot imagine doing this.

Didn't have much choice she came waaaayy too quick

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I called John Major a prat on ITV.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I delivered my youngest daughter myself unaided

Wow!

I've had 3 and cannot imagine doing this.

Didn't have much choice she came waaaayy too quick "

I kmow,.what else can you do.

I can't imagine the emotions of doing it on your own x

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

Over a 4 month period, I escaped death 3 times, the first time, I'm quite certain I was in Limbo.

Not much interesting about the 2nd but the 3rd, i was hit by a car, breaking my femur into 3,had to wait 24 hours before they could operate, whilst under I dreamt I was in a mafia treatment room and there was gunfire, woke up screaming stop shooting and now have metal in my leg.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty."

Wow! Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I real live woman just blew a raspberry on my freshly bathed and powdered ball sack.

A fucking raspberry!!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I can down a pint faster than Dave Grohl

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.

Yeah!

Honest

Can I partner you on Bullseye, I'm extremely well informed on general knowledge.

This maybe a good time to admit I took Jojofabuloso's advice further up the thread

You're not supposed to tell people.

Ruins the illusion

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I real live woman just blew a raspberry on my freshly bathed and powdered ball sack.

A fucking raspberry!!"

Was there a little puff?

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By *e 1812Man
over a year ago

Bargoed-ish.

I once played on the same bill as Napalm Death and Extreme Noise Terror...back in the late 80's when they were still underground bands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

random fact : I played sport at international level for England.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Since you mentioned it I've just realised from my head down to my feet only on one side being left I've received stitches from any given accident none connected with each other

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.

Yeah!

Honest

Can I partner you on Bullseye, I'm extremely well informed on general knowledge.

This maybe a good time to admit I took Jojofabuloso's advice further up the thread

You're not supposed to tell people.

Ruins the illusion "

Maybe he won't Read it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I real live woman just blew a raspberry on my freshly bathed and powdered ball sack.

A fucking raspberry!!"

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