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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So for the past few weeks, I have been watching/reading/listening to less and less news. I used to cram in lots from different outlets, usually left then right media to see where each sides angling from. As being one of those deep thinkers, I feel a lot better for it. But I'm out of touch now missing two news cycles

Let's all come up with some silly fun front page headlines, see if I can get "caught up" on some "news"

I'll try first..

Catch23 Caught Cummings Cumming

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Lockdown Lifted on Octembuary 54th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matt Han-cocks up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting origins cause mass riots

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Mini sky remotes released just in time for Willy Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lockdown Lifted on Octembuary 54th "

That actually sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mini sky remotes released just in time for Willy Wednesday "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All these so far, are actually sounding quite reasonable

Should we start our own little rag? We already have the virus and politics section. Karen can do the opinion peice, Dave can do ummmm, Karen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man charged with sexual assault on Lynx deodorant can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber sales skyrocket during lockdown

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Virgin media release their first vibrating remote control. TVs in all households have been taken over by the ladies. Virgin media was uncontactable and only a buzzing noise could be heard every time we rang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaginas naturally grow hair, shock new report reveals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to fuck message are up 1000% if you got stock in them now is the time to sell

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Lynx announce new advertising partnership with Lewis Hamilton after noticing loads of photos of they product next to a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The swinging community vote to 'pull out' of brexit at the last moment, rather than stay in and risk it.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

The whole of Essex has been plunged into a much tighter lockdown while police investigate thousands of calls and complaints from men that their partners have been replaced with ladies they do not recognise but sound just like them.

The police force is extremely worried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NASA confirms receiving a reply to a message is evidence 'we are not alone'

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