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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Right I moved recently and have therefore been getting a lot of parcels delivered of late from Amazon , Ebay and various other sites .

But its fucking me off now I get Email after Email asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care , did they walk up the fucking path in the correct manner , did they conform to delivery regulations 364B !!

Considering 3 of my parcels have been left by the front door in the fucking rain its probably best I dont rate them .

So please just deliver my shit on time , stick your surveys up your shitter coz I cant be arsed .

Morning btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rate the really nice delivery people who wait at the end of the drive to make sure I got the parcel.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I have loads of stuff from eBay and Amazon. I have never had an email asking me to rate the delivery or driver. Have you opted in to rating them inadvertently or something ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should rate them a poor scoring, it won't get any better if you don't plus it makes it look like there's nothing wrong with their service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care |"

Email back and say you only rate cocks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have loads of stuff from eBay and Amazon. I have never had an email asking me to rate the delivery or driver. Have you opted in to rating them inadvertently or something ?"

I have no idea tbh , perhaps I inadvertently have . I need to check me thinks

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

How happy were you with the sticking of said survey up ones shitter on a scale of 1 to 5? 1 being extremely in happy and 5 being extremely happy

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"I have loads of stuff from eBay and Amazon. I have never had an email asking me to rate the delivery or driver. Have you opted in to rating them inadvertently or something ?"

I get them as well, as far as I know I haven't opted in to anything

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How happy were you with the sticking of said survey up ones shitter on a scale of 1 to 5? 1 being extremely in happy and 5 being extremely happy"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


" asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care |

Email back and say you only rate cocks "

That's actually tempting

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have loads of stuff from eBay and Amazon. I have never had an email asking me to rate the delivery or driver. Have you opted in to rating them inadvertently or something ?

I get them as well, as far as I know I haven't opted in to anything"

Yay glad it's not just me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I've been mailing them asking them to rate me per "fab instructions for flashing delivery drivers".

It's been very difficult recently. They used to at least wait until I opened the door in my aertex granny pants, tits aswaying before running away. Now I have to be really quick and chase their van down the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care |

Email back and say you only rate cocks

That's actually tempting "

Or even better......

..send them a picture of your cock and say

"If you rate my cock, I'll rate your service. Deal?"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


" asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care |

Email back and say you only rate cocks

That's actually tempting

Or even better......

..send them a picture of your cock and say

"If you rate my cock, I'll rate your service. Deal?"

"

Haha ya nutter

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've been mailing them asking them to rate me per "fab instructions for flashing delivery drivers".

It's been very difficult recently. They used to at least wait until I opened the door in my aertex granny pants, tits aswaying before running away. Now I have to be really quick and chase their van down the road. "

It's just not on is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have loads of stuff from eBay and Amazon. I have never had an email asking me to rate the delivery or driver. Have you opted in to rating them inadvertently or something ?

I get them as well, as far as I know I haven't opted in to anything

Yay glad it's not just me "

Its awful that those drivers have to deliver during a pandemic and not just the rain...low paid workers are so scared to say they don't want to work so they risk there health so you can order online and then moan when it arrives

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X"

Yes and that's awful .

I have to say of course I understand they are doing a great job in troubled times . It's the constant bombardment of Emails that annoy me , not the drivers

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

do you feel better now you've got that of your chest grumpy !

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X"

Oh, that’s awful! Poor bloke! I’m very grateful for the delivery drivers too, most of them have been a godsend over the past year.

Lou x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


" do you feel better now you've got that of your chest grumpy ! "

Yep . I can start the day now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I of course do have to add I appreciate all driving and delivery jobs are difficult atm , and I'm not whinging about the drivers , just the surveys

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X

Yes and that's awful .

I have to say of course I understand they are doing a great job in troubled times . It's the constant bombardment of Emails that annoy me , not the drivers "

I get those too, I’ll rate a few but not all of them, it seems you get the ‘rate me’ emails from everyone nowadays. You can send the emails to spam if it’ll help your blood pressure.

Lou x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X

Yes and that's awful .

I have to say of course I understand they are doing a great job in troubled times . It's the constant bombardment of Emails that annoy me , not the drivers

I get those too, I’ll rate a few but not all of them, it seems you get the ‘rate me’ emails from everyone nowadays. You can send the emails to spam if it’ll help your blood pressure.

Lou x "

Ooh I should do that then, bulk delete yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You read e mails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You kinda did moan about the drivers leaving stuff in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rate the delivery drivers who actually close the porch door as per the instructions on the window, rather than leaving it flapping in the wind and every so often damaging my car

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You kinda did moan about the drivers leaving stuff in the rain"

Yes but I've made no official complaint

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You read e mails?

"

I know, so old fashioned me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You kinda did moan about the drivers leaving stuff in the rain"

It's shit when stuff gets left in the rain or tossed into a garden and broken or left at totally the wrong house and people have to go looking for it.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Right I moved recently and have therefore been getting a lot of parcels delivered of late from Amazon , Ebay and various other sites .

But its fucking me off now I get Email after Email asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care , did they walk up the fucking path in the correct manner , did they conform to delivery regulations 364B !!

Considering 3 of my parcels have been left by the front door in the fucking rain its probably best I dont rate them .

So please just deliver my shit on time , stick your surveys up your shitter coz I cant be arsed .

Morning btw "

My Hermes is the worst culprit for lengthy feedback like you've just described

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Right I moved recently and have therefore been getting a lot of parcels delivered of late from Amazon , Ebay and various other sites .

But its fucking me off now I get Email after Email asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care , did they walk up the fucking path in the correct manner , did they conform to delivery regulations 364B !!

Considering 3 of my parcels have been left by the front door in the fucking rain its probably best I dont rate them .

So please just deliver my shit on time , stick your surveys up your shitter coz I cant be arsed .

Morning btw

My Hermes is the worst culprit for lengthy feedback like you've just described "

Oh christ yes agreed

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

What did you order.. I'm nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

Morning Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you order.. I'm nosey "

Uh oh

Here's trouble

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By *amillMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I just ignore the emails and don’t open them, I wouldn’t let a minor junk email about a survey make my blood boil! There’s definitely more important things to worry about.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Uh oh

Here's trouble "

Got a hangover. Need coffee.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X

Yes and that's awful .

I have to say of course I understand they are doing a great job in troubled times . It's the constant bombardment of Emails that annoy me , not the drivers "

Thank god I dont get those with my 2 girls constantly ordering stuff! Maybe they do though lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Uh oh

Here's trouble

Got a hangover. Need coffee. "

Only got yourself to blame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Uh oh

Here's trouble

Got a hangover. Need coffee. "

Haha! Too much vodka?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cranky pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Uh oh

Here's trouble

Got a hangover. Need coffee. "

Yes, coffee. And just coffee, no other "ingredients" required

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Uh oh

Here's trouble

Got a hangover. Need coffee.

Only got yourself to blame!"

I know. I'll be back on form to entertain later

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Uh oh

Here's trouble

Got a hangover. Need coffee.

Haha! Too much vodka? "

Needs to be done sometimes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What did you order.. I'm nosey "

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh dear

Morning Grumpy "

Morning Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff "

Which TV is it?

Why wasn't I ordered

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cranky pants "

There are other reasons as well lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

Which TV is it?

Why wasn't I ordered "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Uh oh

Here's trouble

Got a hangover. Need coffee.

Haha! Too much vodka?

Needs to be done sometimes "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our delivery guys normally jsut drop them with the neighbours never an issue

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff "

More details please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please "

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa "

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is this like rate my Cock pics

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed "

Size isnt everything

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this like rate my Cock pics

"

Trust you Belle

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed

Size isnt everything "

Will the Lovehoney help with the size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care |

Email back and say you only rate cocks "

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"our delivery guys normally jsut drop them with the neighbours never an issue"

Ours stopped doing that since start of first lockdown x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed

Size isnt everything

Will the Lovehoney help with the size "

I'm not posting that in the forums lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed

Size isnt everything

Will the Lovehoney help with the size

I'm not posting that in the forums lol "

Why not?

It doesn't stop me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed

Size isnt everything

Will the Lovehoney help with the size

I'm not posting that in the forums lol

Why not?

It doesn't stop me

"

Even I draw the line there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed

Size isnt everything

Will the Lovehoney help with the size

I'm not posting that in the forums lol

Why not?

It doesn't stop me

"

You crack me up Cindi. You often make me laugh out loud! Just tried messaging you but bloody can’t! x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed

Size isnt everything

Will the Lovehoney help with the size

I'm not posting that in the forums lol

Why not?

It doesn't stop me

Even I draw the line there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed

Size isnt everything

Will the Lovehoney help with the size

I'm not posting that in the forums lol

Why not?

It doesn't stop me

You crack me up Cindi. You often make me laugh out loud! Just tried messaging you but bloody can’t! x "

Ahh my filters.

Yes, like my ass, my message inbox is closed for business.

I shall message you to lower my shields

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What did you order.. I'm nosey

Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff

More details please

32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa

Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed

Size isnt everything

Will the Lovehoney help with the size

I'm not posting that in the forums lol

Why not?

It doesn't stop me

Even I draw the line there

"

You already know woman

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Is this like rate my Cock pics

Trust you Belle "

My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this like rate my Cock pics

Trust you Belle

My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service "

Erm ... I'm actually speechless

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Is this like rate my Cock pics

Trust you Belle

My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service

Erm ... I'm actually speechless "

What he forgot to give me a parcel

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this like rate my Cock pics

Trust you Belle

My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service

Erm ... I'm actually speechless

What he forgot to give me a parcel "

You had me worried there for a sec Belle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Is this like rate my Cock pics

Trust you Belle

My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service

Erm ... I'm actually speechless

What he forgot to give me a parcel

You had me worried there for a sec Belle "

Tis your dirty mind not mine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this like rate my Cock pics

Trust you Belle

My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service

Erm ... I'm actually speechless

What he forgot to give me a parcel

You had me worried there for a sec Belle

Tis your dirty mind not mine "

Yeah right Miss Butter wouldn't melt

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Is this like rate my Cock pics

Trust you Belle

My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service

Erm ... I'm actually speechless

What he forgot to give me a parcel

You had me worried there for a sec Belle

Tis your dirty mind not mine

Yeah right Miss Butter wouldn't melt "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this like rate my Cock pics

Trust you Belle

My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service

Erm ... I'm actually speechless

What he forgot to give me a parcel

You had me worried there for a sec Belle

Tis your dirty mind not mine

Yeah right Miss Butter wouldn't melt

"

If you say so

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