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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Been a while... What's going down in your town?

There's a man who's hurt his cock from too much wanking.

There's a woman who says if you're going to send a message, you'd better make it good.

There's a man who is teavelling through and wonders what to do with himself as he's bored...

Share away!

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over this way I have lot’s of people moaning and complaining about others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an awful lot to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone in horny and frustrated with lockdown

Someone else said this

Are you beating the meat? Flogging the bishop? Spanking the monkey

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I have someone moaning about their car.

Another chap has broken his arm.

Lots of “anyone horny?” posts with the echoes of South Wales men shouting back “of course we are!” still being heard now as I type this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't usually get them but turned them on super quick to see what I was missing...

Someone's broke their toe

Someone else is trying to arrange some bukkake

Someone needs a tupperware stripper - wtf's that?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Over this way I have lot’s of people moaning and complaining about others "

And yet here you are...

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Someone in horny and frustrated with lockdown

Someone else said this

Are you beating the meat? Flogging the bishop? Spanking the monkey

"

Yes, in triplicate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over this way I have lot’s of people moaning and complaining about others

And yet here you are... "

Moaning about moaning seems to be the new normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't usually get them but turned them on super quick to see what I was missing...

Someone's broke their toe

Someone else is trying to arrange some bukkake

Someone needs a tupperware stripper - wtf's that? "

Someone who wants to keep a lid on it but you've just outed them

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I have someone moaning about their car.

Another chap has broken his arm.

Lots of “anyone horny?” posts with the echoes of South Wales men shouting back “of course we are!” still being heard now as I type this.

"

Broken his arm from too much wanking, possibly?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Dogging Kik groups gone a bit quiet"

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait to get the vaccine and start meeting again"

"Such and such couple is really a male"

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I have someone moaning about their car.

Another chap has broken his arm.

Lots of “anyone horny?” posts with the echoes of South Wales men shouting back “of course we are!” still being heard now as I type this.

Broken his arm from too much wanking, possibly? "

I did think that

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I don't usually get them but turned them on super quick to see what I was missing...

Someone's broke their toe

Someone else is trying to arrange some bukkake

Someone needs a tupperware stripper - wtf's that? "

Smart thinking with bukkake. Just have the recipient kneel on their front step and the bukkakers (defo a word) can contribute whilst out for their daily exercise!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I don't usually get them but turned them on super quick to see what I was missing...

Someone's broke their toe

Someone else is trying to arrange some bukkake

Someone needs a tupperware stripper - wtf's that?

Someone who wants to keep a lid on it but you've just outed them "

BADOOM TSHHH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't usually get them but turned them on super quick to see what I was missing...

Someone's broke their toe

Someone else is trying to arrange some bukkake

Someone needs a tupperware stripper - wtf's that?

Someone who wants to keep a lid on it but you've just outed them "

I might try get him and the bukkake dude together. We don't know how long this lockdowns gonna last, maybe they could store and re-use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman from sunny Torquay has told the local men to ‘Get your sh.......it together!’

Clever how she’s divided the word shit like that, innovative.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

There's a man who wants to turn someone inside out and lick them like a crisp packet.

Whatever gets you through the night mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't usually get them but turned them on super quick to see what I was missing...

Someone's broke their toe

Someone else is trying to arrange some bukkake

Someone needs a tupperware stripper - wtf's that?

Someone who wants to keep a lid on it but you've just outed them

I might try get him and the bukkake dude together. We don't know how long this lockdowns gonna last, maybe they could store and re-use? "

One word. Pipettes.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Someone said 'good afternoon' someone else said 'No meets until vaccination rolled out. ' Pretty standard

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I don't usually get them but turned them on super quick to see what I was missing...

Someone's broke their toe

Someone else is trying to arrange some bukkake

Someone needs a tupperware stripper - wtf's that?

Someone who wants to keep a lid on it but you've just outed them

I might try get him and the bukkake dude together. We don't know how long this lockdowns gonna last, maybe they could store and re-use? "

Like second day Chinese food - just blast it in the microwave, jobs a good'un

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Someone 4 miles away will give blowjobs in exchange for a haircut..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mostly sensible stuff. Only one that looks like a coded meet me tonight update.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone looking to sell online slaves

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"A woman from sunny Torquay has told the local men to ‘Get your sh.......it together!’

Clever how she’s divided the word shit like that, innovative. "

What are they gonna do with the shit once they've gathered it?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Mostly sensible stuff. Only one that looks like a coded meet me tonight update. "

Only one?! Wowser

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

There's people looking to meet

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A lot of horny blokes it seems, a slave with his phone no and a few truckers saying where they are parked up.

All normal shit!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Someone is into ball busting

Someone else is ready to explode

Some social distancing voyeurism is sought

Lots of " I'm horny""

Same old same old

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"A lot of horny blokes it seems, a slave with his phone no and a few truckers saying where they are parked up.

All normal shit!"

I always wonder if they get bamboozled with texts and phone calls when they put their number up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good few people just stating “ bored” “ bored “ or “ bored” with the odd person / couple attention seeking

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Disappointing sane old shenanigans. Where's the proper bonkers stuff?!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A bloke looking to meet tonight posted 2 hrs ago another looking for a glory hole and another looking for the woman if she still here that used to come to the lay by and sit in his car and do as she was told! x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I had to change my settings so I could have a nose but by the look of it, Worcester isn’t in a lockdown

One chap is looking for a meet when he finishes work.

A couple have added some threesome pics.

Another chap is looking to ‘unload NOW !!’ ... I presume he works in haulage or something.

And there are a fair few new verifications.

One profile is looking for ‘serious meets’ ... I am presuming that means no laughing.

Apart from that, nothing to report.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disappointing sane old shenanigans. Where's the proper bonkers stuff?! "

I’ll change my settings and see what they’re doing in Cornwall.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Dogging Kik groups gone a bit quiet

NO SHIT SHERLOCK "

Only a bit mind, people still joining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to change my settings so I could have a nose but by the look of it, Worcester isn’t in a lockdown

One chap is looking for a meet when he finishes work.

A couple have added some threesome pics.

Another chap is looking to ‘unload NOW !!’ ... I presume he works in haulage or something.

And there are a fair few new verifications.

One profile is looking for ‘serious meets’ ... I am presuming that means no laughing.

Apart from that, nothing to report.

"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Quite mild really, folk are using toys, bored, horny, wanting sex chat... lockdown is bringing out the mundane in all of us. I think I might go and carry on watching The Stand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My goodness it’s all going on my way

One guy is looking for a good blowing ..his hairdryer must have broke !

One is asking is there any real sluts looking for some hotel fun . I’m assuming he’s having issues with the fake ones !!

One had morning glory for over 3 hours, that really is a medical matter I’m sure

And one wants to pay you to fuck your wife make her an escort fantasy ... sorry I’ve answers that straight away I’ve negotiated £2.50 a tizer and a bag of quavers .. made my night !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The council have been doing major roadworks through the town causing traffic disruption every day and are now also doing resurfacing overnight which is keeping everyone awake. Last night, some little chappie decided to break the station cafe’s window and there was a Facebook witch-hunt to try and identify him.

Gripping stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy will be glad when the saunas open again

Another wants to know if anyone can make cupboards for under stairs storage

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"A lot of horny blokes it seems, a slave with his phone no and a few truckers saying where they are parked up.

All normal shit!

I always wonder if they get bamboozled with texts and phone calls when they put their number up. "

I thinks it's a bit desperate! He's angry though, his status is always in capitals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy Could really do with a slow deep suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone in horny and frustrated with lockdown

Someone else said this

Are you beating the meat? Flogging the bishop? Spanking the monkey

"

Mines the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 couples profile saying M only at the moment

6 women who think updates section is facebook

1 couple with the lady looking to suck a blindfolded guy

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Well I can see a few with full phone numbers, one who has already decided that their evening is shit and a few who want to meet tonight.

There are a some who say they're not meeting during covid so that restored a little faith in those living around me

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don't usually get them but turned them on super quick to see what I was missing...

Someone's broke their toe

Someone else is trying to arrange some bukkake

Someone needs a tupperware stripper - wtf's that?

Someone who wants to keep a lid on it but you've just outed them "

Yeah but they’re super fresh.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

BBC is popular but mystifyingly hard to find.

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Someone looking for viagra

Someone gonna use veet on their noo noo

Someone wanting people to send them knicker pics

Lots of people ranting because someone asks them for a meet dyring lockdown (lucky them I say LOL)

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"BBC is popular but mystifyingly hard to find."

Message them and tell them to retune the television, it should sort the problem for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone in horny and frustrated with lockdown

Someone else said this

Are you beating the meat? Flogging the bishop? Spanking the monkey

Mines the same "

Where are you

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"BBC is popular but mystifyingly hard to find.

Message them and tell them to retune the television, it should sort the problem for them."

I thought that but it doesn't seem to be a signal issue

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Quite a lot of folk angry with Civid. No idea who he or she is or what they’ve done.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Fair few new members, lots of cock shots, lots complaining they're horny and still lots looking to meet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ummmmmmm there's a theme.....

Meet now?

Can accomm now

Who's coming to suck my fat cock

Anyone out dogging?

Can anyone spot the pattern?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone ate a yoghurt without a spoon

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Ummmmmmm there's a theme.....

Meet now?

Can accomm now

Who's coming to suck my fat cock

Anyone out dogging?

Can anyone spot the pattern? "

Ah, you're clearly in the same area as me KC.

But some chap also wants to suck your cock - you can choose the lingerie he wears. How interactive!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ummmmmmm there's a theme.....

Meet now?

Can accomm now

Who's coming to suck my fat cock

Anyone out dogging?

Can anyone spot the pattern?

Ah, you're clearly in the same area as me KC.

But some chap also wants to suck your cock - you can choose the lingerie he wears. How interactive! "

We're not a million miles away, Red!

Oooooooo chose red. It's always red in the films

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Someone ate a yoghurt without a spoon"

I hope you reported that profile, we don’t need that sort of filth on here.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

We're not a million miles away, Red!

Oooooooo chose red. It's always red in the films "

Very true, m'dear!

We need to have coffee & a cake, once we're allowed to meet socially. Xc

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

We're not a million miles away, Red!

Oooooooo chose red. It's always red in the films

Very true, m'dear!

We need to have coffee & a cake, once we're allowed to meet socially. Xc"

Yes yes, we'd love to

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Quite a lot of grumbling over the amount of people that are actively looking to meet. Lots of responsible hampshire people.

And one guy looking to drain his balls. I feel he’s letting the team down

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By *opelesslyHopefulMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Someone’s just asked what type of ghost people would be, I think we’re all starting to go a bit loopy now

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

We're not a million miles away, Red!

Oooooooo chose red. It's always red in the films

Very true, m'dear!

We need to have coffee & a cake, once we're allowed to meet socially. Xc

Yes yes, we'd love to "

Yes! Be great to meet you both after gabbing so much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone looking to buy a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is appealing to admin to sort out fakes. He can see European electric sockets in the background!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Someone looking to buy a car "

Have you pointed out this is a site where many people look for a different type of action involving cars?! (Not us)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some bloke's shaved his head

Another is way too horny

And there's someone looking for a bubble buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone keeps swimming, just keeps swimming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone says this place is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have about 5 guys bored, 10 at least who are horny and 3 are fed up with covid ...

... and one guy who is free now for MMF Oral or to eat your pussy. He can travel and if he's nearby will be free hmmmmmm he hasn't notice a pandemic

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

* Big load for swallowing

* Begging for fabs on pics with the promise to make a vid

* Someone has had enough of the site, it's like pulling teeth

* Few people becoming site supporters

* Apparently, a bratty little sub is going to get some knickers rammed into there dirty little mouth

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Yup

A few saying this place is shit.

Some horny and bored.

There's a guy works down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis.

Some bloke wanking in his van hoping someone will walk past and see him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One has had the CoVid vaccine and sensibly, it's still not meeting.

A lucky hubby is going to get a night to remember.

One's enjoying hot pics.

Another has copied and pasted the same status for ever and is happy meeting indoors or in the car or woods.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I had to change my settings so I could have a nose but by the look of it, Worcester isn’t in a lockdown

One chap is looking for a meet when he finishes work.

A couple have added some threesome pics.

Another chap is looking to ‘unload NOW !!’ ... I presume he works in haulage or something.

And there are a fair few new verifications.

One profile is looking for ‘serious meets’ ... I am presuming that means no laughing.

Apart from that, nothing to report.

"

Goodness, no laughing or fun to be had. Stop that right now.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"The council have been doing major roadworks through the town causing traffic disruption every day and are now also doing resurfacing overnight which is keeping everyone awake. Last night, some little chappie decided to break the station cafe’s window and there was a Facebook witch-hunt to try and identify him.

Gripping stuff "

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Ummmmmmm there's a theme.....

Meet now?

Can accomm now

Who's coming to suck my fat cock

Anyone out dogging?

Can anyone spot the pattern? "

Lack of proper sentence structure?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

There are more people adding photos of their cocks than I ever imagined I'd see in my life....

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Someone is appealing to admin to sort out fakes. He can see European electric sockets in the background!

"

Sounds like an emergency situation! Quick, admin!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

My favourites are always “male only looking”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latest news

Someone says they found an origami porn channel.Sadly it is paper view only;)

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish


"Latest news

Someone says they found an origami porn channel.Sadly it is paper view only;) "

Funny

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Latest news

Someone says they found an origami porn channel.Sadly it is paper view only;) "

Very good Rose

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A weeslut and a wetmummy just joined. A few are cold and need warming up and one woman says she’s run out of messages..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All quiet on the North Western front, people seem to be chatting and behaving

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Glory holes must b the theme down here! Someone just said they can set up a discreet glory hole if anyone interested x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asking for Sheffield men only & descriptions of the weather outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General consensus is that everyone's freezing and horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An abundance of tits and arse actually, it's quite pleasant for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a man who wants to turn someone inside out and lick them like a crisp packet.

Whatever gets you through the night mate."

FFS

Mine is a sea of cock pictures that are bored and horny and looking to chat / cam.

A couple of Covid ranters

A few new 'women'

And a couple of the Fab is shit moaners.

Same old

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A few people wanting Skype fun, a few wanting to meet now or tonight, one wanting a wank or suck buddy - including phone number, a couple of doggers and a load of man wangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Latest news

Someone says they found an origami porn channel.Sadly it is paper view only;)

Very good Rose "

i chuckled too.. sounds a bit like nowhereman joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 local updates.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Well that was two minutes of my life I will never get back won’t be looking there again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is hoping tonfind someone here to take her away from here.

Someone is going to stop being boring when its over.

Someone is horny and says dont contact if you cant accomodate today !

Unsurprisingly A man needs to unload lots of cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is horny at work

Someone else is horny but happy

Someone is banging his pan over timewasters

And someone else is looking for a meet once Covid is over

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Lots of new cock pics & a few new webcam veris

Someone is going to thin out their friends list

Someone ranting about rude women. He IS genuine! Just cos he doesn't have a photo up.....

Lots of guys are horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve stopped looking at the local updates- most of the pictures on there at the moment make me feel a bit sick - certainly not good to look at breakfast time. Cocks and bum holes doing all sorts from different angles.

Where have all the pretty, artistic pictures gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female asking why all men look at their mobile when taking a selfie in a mirror, rather than their reflection.

Couple asking about Dogging locations.

Not much going on. Off to research male selfie pics. Scientific research only

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

- A "couples" account uploading cock shot after cock shot.

- A gorgeous woman unnecessarily begging for fabs on her latest picture.

- People quite openly arranging meetings for tonight.

- People complaining that they're out of messages.

- People complaining that the site is full of "timewasters and perverts".

- People complaining that they've had enough of rules.

- A particular person posting the exact same update text they've posted every single time for as long as I've been on the site.

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

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Lots of it's snowing updates round my way & for once it's actual snow, not the shit they shove up their nose!!

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By *acha1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

There’s a guy having a go at a women who has posted his number apparently she’s a “sad low life fat cunt “ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 trillion mem saying they want to meet now

1 woman that's in love with her new dildo

And a couple telling everyone to fully read there profile or your not worthy of contacting them

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


" - A "couples" account uploading cock shot after cock shot.

- A gorgeous woman unnecessarily begging for fabs on her latest picture.

- People quite openly arranging meetings for tonight.

- People complaining that they're out of messages.

- People complaining that the site is full of "timewasters and perverts".

- People complaining that they've had enough of rules.

- A particular person posting the exact same update text they've posted every single time for as long as I've been on the site.

"
dead right on the last one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One man is kindly offering his face for women to sit on.

Another man is bored and lonely and fancies a chat.

Another man is offering his services as a handyman. Larger ladies also welcome to request quotes.

Many many men are eager to meet today.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

One chap’s status is “Text me”. There’s no number on his profile. Mr.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I’ve changed my settings and gone for a delve again, yesterday’s trip was an enlightening trip into fab: beyond the fora.

This evening there is one chap wanting help cutting his hair - mr is sharpening his sheep shears before offering to go and help.

There are a few profiles complaining of time wasters and people who don’t read their profile before messaging.

There is the offer of a ‘discreet massage’, presumably it’s so discreet you won’t feel it due to social distancing and all that.

One looking for a meet tomorrow morning at 6.30am.

One guy looking for ‘real women’ only, I guess he is fed up of the inflatable ones.

Another guy is looking for anyone who is free, he’s rock hard and a repeater. I know what you’re thinking, sounds risky during a pandemic but a quick look at his profile allays all fears - he’s a key worker so gets tested every other day

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Same bloke local to us sitting in his van apparently wanking in a residential area hoping someone see's him.

Me too hopefully it will be the police!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just local weather updates haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just local weather updates haha"

Snow?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meanwhile on the south side of town

A couple want to put a show on at their window (fair play )

A very sexy woman is excited to try out her new toys.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

One who has seen the light and said there's some great people on the site if you speak to them properly

A dude wondering if anyone else wonders who put 50p in the dickhead

Someone who's just worked out lockdown isn't very good for swinging

Fair few new members and a plethora of others wanting to kik and wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone moaning that people say they are open minded but then turn him down and lots of cock pics.

Thats about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots and lots and lots of willy pics

Which is great, because I havent seen one for long time

It'll help me recognise a dick when Im next confronted with one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots and lots and lots of willy pics

Which is great, because I havent seen one for long time

It'll help me recognise a dick when Im next confronted with one"

Its like a public service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots and lots and lots of willy pics

Which is great, because I havent seen one for long time

It'll help me recognise a dick when Im next confronted with one

Its like a public service. "

It is! Fab is good like that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Lots and lots and lots of willy pics

Which is great, because I havent seen one for long time

It'll help me recognise a dick when Im next confronted with one

Its like a public service.

It is! Fab is good like that"

Your lady brain might forget what a peenus looks like if you don't see eleventy seven of them from 763 different angles every day

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I love this thread.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Someone is pissed off that nobody wants their fanny and they're going to have to masterbate instead.

Swore there was a lockdown going on so that's probably the safest course of action anyway.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This is still going! Good effort, folks. Keep 'em coming - the weirder the better!

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl moaning about fakes

Ppl moaning about not being able to meet

And then a very hot newbie who is busy uploading pics. (good entertainment)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This is still going! Good effort, folks. Keep 'em coming - the weirder the better!

Mrs kf x"

It's a bit samey here:

Meet?

Meet now?

Accomm now.

Who's free now?

Wanna fuck?

Very lacking in creativity here unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lincolnshire is asleep... situation normal..!!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"This is still going! Good effort, folks. Keep 'em coming - the weirder the better!

Mrs kf x

It's a bit samey here:

Meet?

Meet now?

Accomm now.

Who's free now?

Wanna fuck?

Very lacking in creativity here unfortunately "

Best started putting some mad shit up yourself then, liven the place up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman angry men are “blanking” her and someone saying the night is young

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This is still going! Good effort, folks. Keep 'em coming - the weirder the better!

Mrs kf x

It's a bit samey here:

Meet?

Meet now?

Accomm now.

Who's free now?

Wanna fuck?

Very lacking in creativity here unfortunately

Best started putting some mad shit up yourself then, liven the place up "

Done

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

A whole lot of ladies signing up...and some even showing themselves off...seriously.. thats the local updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot looking for meets, horny and bored folk and someone hungry as they are asking for a maccies to be fetched for them

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Alot looking for meets, horny and bored folk and someone hungry as they are asking for a maccies to be fetched for them"

Ohhhh I could so go a cheeseburger. Can't sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning there's a new lady having a mid life crisis. We also have a series of vagina close ups, impaled on a leather gear shifter.

Trying to work out the make of the car, for research only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One lady has had enough and is leaving the site.

Another has been indulging in retail therapy.

A third has only joined and has already had enough of dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One wishing to share pictures of his wife for wanking over.

Another thinking lockdown over in Feb so planning.

Someones husband was filthy with her before work.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

We have 3 people wanting to spank.

A pro sucker.

Someone pleased it’s lockdown as he’s hurt his hip.

And someone wondering what his Postie thought when he saw his cage under his shorts (I personally believe the Postie didn't even look there)

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Lots of new joiners and site supporters.. a DP dildo vid, and a gentleman needing help fucking his wife this morning, including kik contact. I'm assuming he's having morning wood issues, or simply isn't a morning person and can't be bothered, calling in the cavalry!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

“Local voyager looking for couples to watch fuck threw window”

Voyager and other spelling mistakes lol.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My favourite one of today's little lot (sadly the daily theme is unchanged)

"Need a tight hole for this morning"*

*Note, this was published some hours ago

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

“My kitchen sink pipe keeps on disconnecting. What do I use, PTFE?”

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Suck now"

Giving, taking, or both? We need more information!

Mrs kf x

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

Lots of mad people wanting to actually meet...

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Someone is enthusiastic about the new mattress they're getting.

Someone openly admitting to drug use.

Someone openly looking for "couples tonight".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t get local updates because nobody matches my looking for criteria.

Over a year and not one match so far.

I do hope some local 99 year olds join soon.

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By *konCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Drugs

Open meet requests

Sneaky meet requests

Fuckwits all

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The usual array of miscellaneous body parts, pleas for people to read profiles and individuals in various states of arousal.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Surprisingly, no meet requests!

They've all been blocked as it's just plain irritating and frustrating so that keeps it nice and simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plethora of unattractive cock photos, and men raging at the pandemic and the snow.

Standard fare.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I don’t get local updates because nobody matches my looking for criteria.

Over a year and not one match so far.

I do hope some local 99 year olds join soon."

Fingers crossed!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Plethora of unattractive cock photos, and men raging at the pandemic and the snow.

Standard fare. "

What's their problem with snow?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plethora of unattractive cock photos, and men raging at the pandemic and the snow.

Standard fare.

What's their problem with snow?! "

(I'll try that again, without the autocarrot)

They can't get out of the house to get their cock sucked

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A Fab Lady still gleaming ear to ear after a creampie for breakfast this morning

A cuck hubby seeking a VWE gentleman so he can watch his pregnant wife struggle with their pork sword

Lots of very sad couples upset that lockdown is spoiling all their fun. I’d have thought they were the most fortunate ones

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Plethora of unattractive cock photos, and men raging at the pandemic and the snow.

Standard fare.

What's their problem with snow?!

(I'll try that again, without the autocarrot)

They can't get out of the house to get their cock sucked "

Cat flap? Letterbox? Some people have no ingenuity

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Lots of people feeling horny and someone wants his wallet draining x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

6 profiles that viewed me

A dude asking who's free. I think he's asking, there was no question mark so it's actually a statement. I wonder who who is and what they're free from. Prison? Covid? Gluten?

The dude looking for a wank n suck buddy is back agajn, complete with phone number.

A chap who's getting pickled by lockdown

A chap who loves the sound of a fanny fart

A male keyworker staying in a hotel tomorrow wondering if any other keyworkers (female) are gonna be there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth sounds of reggae, the smell of roast pork and a snuggly blanket

This is also from another forumite but came up in local updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today there's a lady looking for a builder to install an air vent. Even mentions the specific model.

I like her optimism, come to think of it, are there any bathroom fitters in the NW here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few turds "staying in hotel for work"

Wondering if people would like to join them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my local updates .........

Horny and looking for some fun now. Anything goes ......... The anything goes bit though

Is he saying he'll fk anything???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 more local updates just now..........

1. In city centre now, who wants it.

2. Any glory holes in Dublin now

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

Mmmmm what id do for a nice pair of sexy toes. Presumably walk somewhere, who knows.

Anyone about? Undoubtedly, yes.

Mature guy here for discreet filth. Damn, and there's us only looking for childish blokes.

Anyone fancy a wank N a cigar N sum fun now. Sounds dangerous.

Any decorating couples or decorators out there want to paint 8 doors and have fun. M has painted doors, he said it's not fun.

Wants to do something very naughty. Possibly planning a bank job.

Decent guy , seeking decent people. That's very decent of him.

NSA fun can accommodate txt if interested. Disappointingly (not really) no phone number.

And our favourite profile, with next to no biog, but over 450 cock photos has just uploaded 25 more.....

E

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Just had a little look and the people of Worcestershire seem to be mostly behaving, a lot of new profiles from people who have ‘been here before and know the score’.

And one guy who is an ‘8” Stud’, height doesn’t usually bother me but I think he’s a bit too short for me.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Lots of new blank profiles.

A guy wanting sex in the woods.

A couple giving out about other couples.

Lots of guys needing their loads unloaded.

One white knight giving out about all the rude guys.

A few moaning about women.

3 with song lyrics.

One I can accommodate so get in touch update.

And 2 funny intersting updates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone announcing the daily reminder of if you won’t meet smokers stay away from my profiles and couples uploading the same pictures.. delete later and upload again later or another day

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I don't get any local updates after turning looking for to off, so refreshing

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Mine tends to be full of cock pics (which I know some people enjoy), it's not really my thing so I don't tend to spend too long looking at updates.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

A Lady has two Corona bottle necks inserted into her. One in the vag, one in the bum Is it the new vaccine?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Several suspiciously young and attractive women with lots of numbers in their usernames signing up.

The gorgeous woman is unnecessarily begging for fabs again.

"Hubby looking for..."

"Male to meet alone..."

"Sorry it's just the cuck online..."

People who live with their partners bragging about how much fucking they're doing.

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house


"A Lady has two Corona bottle necks inserted into her. One in the vag, one in the bum Is it the new vaccine? "

It is self administered or do you need a professional to do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trucker flashing his hairy asshole adn a couple complaining about not being able to find bi men to meet

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

I have a chap who can't accom moaning about people - yep, you've guessed it - who can't accom!!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Someone looking for a cock sucking milf whore! x

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

Lots of straight men looking to suck cock tonight in Essex

A bloke who wants to be used for his tongue - tonight

Someone wanting a bloke to meet him and his Mrs - tonight

Can you see why Essex is a hotspot - I give up

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Someone looking for a cock sucking milf whore! x"

If only he'd said gilf slut.

Dammit.

E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is leaving fab as they have found 'a regular cock'

Nice they've shared that, some are merely biennial.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Someone looking for a cock sucking milf whore! x

If only he'd said gilf slut.

Dammit.

E"

I would have been first in que ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More random cock shots

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

I’m just here for the hilarious post

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